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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They needed a way to end the game for players who screwed up every other quest progression.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think I ended up killing Yes Man after killing all of the legion and then NCR. Go no achievements that run

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He can't be killed without glitching. You need to melt him, or kill all the securitrons.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I killed every single securitron and then didn’t know what to do after that and also killed house

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rani ending is essentially the Yes Man ending
    >Suddenly, people have a problem with it
    Explain, Ganker.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't have to.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Enclave did nothing wrong, I'm still pissed they didn't give us the option to join them (F76 doesn't count).

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          3 has a weird amount of cut content and dialogue, it was clear that they were trying to set up an Autumn vs Eden scenario.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fallout 2
        >Enclave leadership are basically joke villains, but the average soldiers are mostly normal people. Their goals and methods are obviously badong.
        >Fallout 3
        >Eden is a moron, Autumn is a trigger-happy moron and none of the normal troopers or officers have any lines or dialogue. They're defeated by a vault dweller with the help of a vastly technologically and militarily inferior chapter of the BoS
        >New Vegas
        >Enclave are depicted as aged patriots who loved their country whether it was morally right or wrong and with their superior training and armaments they utterly wipe the floor with any other faction that opposes them.

        It's so strange to me that New Vegas is the most sympathetic to the Enclave.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It wasn’t sympathetic to the Enclave it just acknowledged that organizations are made up of people with differing goals, motives, ideologies and feelings.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's really something about Fallout 3 that bothered me. Obviously, everyone knows the game has trash writing, but it's just SO INCONSISTENT that it's frustrating.
            For most of the game it wants to treat the Enclave as a monolithic society of really evil people. They have no personalities or goals or really anything. They just poison and experiment on wastelanders because they're the bad guys.
            But then the game also has characters like Colonel Autumn, who they sort of try to make more reasonable than Eden, except that he's stupidly hostile towards the player at every turn. Or there's this fricker at the ass end of the game. Stiggs from Broken Steel. He explains to you that he's a wastelander who was dying and the Enclave nursed him back to health, where he began working as a repairman. It's never explained why or how, he's just there.

            Fallout 3's depiction of the Enclave is just downright schizophrenic. It wants them to be villains that the player wants to destroy, but also wants to have some reasonable members -- but just can't quite commit to that idea. Nor can the player interact with any Enclave members to any meaningful degree.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              15 IQ.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just because you’re butthurt doesn’t mean he’s wrong.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah the Institute has the same problem where they are by all accounts fricking awful yet they try to portray them as grey and some of the members as good.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who did you side with if not the Institute?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Minutemen.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Uhoh, the Italian schizo is here.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Minutemen since they’re actually rebuilding shit and are the least moronic since I’m leading them

                Minutemen.

                Cherry picked as frick

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can't handle the facts?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                and all of those quests are shit

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Half of those all lead to the same outcome.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Enclave let random wasters join up if they passed genetic testing or had something of value to offer.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fallout 3's Enclave should have been survivors from Fallout 2's Enclave as well as the rogue Midwestern Brotherhood of Steel.
            >enclave in retreat after fallout 2 meets the midwest brotherhood of steel
            >sees what they're doing and agrees with them
            >the two join forces
            >create a new power armor that's a fusion of Advanced Power Armor and Midwestern BoS power armor
            >Enclave ranks inflated with fresh blood of Brotherhood members

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        People shit on FO3 enclave, but they’re waaaay better than that homosexual ass dyke lyons or the moronic b***h homosexual with frickfaceitis known as Arthur Maxson

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think people were more upset that they literally copied and pasted from classic fallout. Oh look here are super mutants 2. Here's Enclave 2. Here's Harry. At that point do a reboot not a "new" game.

          I love fallout 3 for nostalgia, it has some good, but man if it hadn't been my first fallout game I doubt I would've liked it. It's creatively bankrupt.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Could you imagine how eternally assblasted OG Fallout fanboys would be if they had made the old games not canon though? They're all ready nothing but seethe at Bethesda now, if they had done that it'd be even more unbearable.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              They got pretty butthurt when pete hines retconned the origin of jet.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              ..yeah, that's a good point. You can't win with fanboys. And bringing back villains makes sense for the fresh start of the series.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              i always got the feeling bethesda never really cared about og fallout anyways, especially 2

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They cared enough not to have their games be in the West Coast where Black Isle already did their thing.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                they totally would have done that with fallout 3 if they knew that they wouldn't have to give a frick about og fallout fans after that because a whole lot of new people started the franchise with 3

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They took plenty from 2. The Chinese stuff, the bots, the enclave. I think you may be forgetting the NCR was a footnote in that game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                fair enough, i just always got the feeling they took it because they can't think of something creative themselves rather than because they care for the old games tbh

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Vault Tec stuff from 2 is the thing they have used the most in Bethesda Fallout. I don't think your feeling is correct; it's more that the East/West divide prevents them from referencing the local storylines of 2.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm trans

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more like the Mr. House ending.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What it was missing was the "kill everyone in the Mojave" ending

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      every bethesda games with "endings" needs to acknowledge the fan favorite

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I AM ANGRY ABOUT SOCIETY

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        all i wanted was those 38 goldbars and leave but this Black person had to make a fuss about it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >weight: 2000/260
          >you are overencumbered and cannot run!
          >the facility will blow up in 60 seconds!
          don't care, didn't ask, I'm taking my goddamn gold with me

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >pick up all gold
            >drop all bars at once
            >manually hold them as I run through and trap Elijah in the vault

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I thought the bars were unable to be picked up once dropped?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only reason this guy isn’t the most pathetic character in the game is cause we got Dean Domino in the same dlc.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >holds grudges for fricking ever
          >hole in his soul that leaves him unsatisfied no matter what he gets
          >can't let anyone else just be happy
          Dean Domino is literally most of Ganker

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Red Cloud and Tunneler ending

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we want the Ganker poster who thinks their unique option

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >their

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      house was objectively correct on everything though

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except he wasn't, and you're a moron who trusts an unreliable source (house himself).

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, he is

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. unable to look out the window

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOOO, MR HOUSE IS ONLY LYING TO YOU
          Then I'll kill him if he doesn't pull through. Still better option then the homosexual NCR, Chris from Dan Vs. or Romaboo larpers.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow an anon who isn't moronic. Rare!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >house was objectively correct on everyth-ACK

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >has no argument so resorts to violence

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Violence is politics.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              nah

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it is. The control of violence is always the endgame of politics.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why would i do as this thing tells me when i have the power to kill him myself and remove the risk of him backstabbing me

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              why would he betray you? he constantly rewards you well for your efforts and clearly respects your abilities. sounds like you're unreasonably paranoid for no good reason

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because if you aren't paranoid at all times in the mojave you wont survive

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              because you realize that he's smarter than you and has a better chance of saving the world than some wandering mailman who just follows orders

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                if he's so smart how come i killed him

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                houselets btfo yet again

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Smart
                >Let's said wandering mailman into his house where he is easily killable even though he could communicate without doing that at all
                It's a wonder how he didn't die sooner being that fricking moronic

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >not wearing a mask and giving House the coof is violence

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >is about to be killed so he copes by feeling morally superior

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      my unique opinion is what

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was a stupid character and shouldn’t have been in the game.

    Life is full of people with power that you don’t agree with, growing up is accepting that fact. Not opting for a dumb power fantasy. You gotta take the good with the bad

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just fricking despise games where you're doing almost all of the actual work, and is basically a one man army. Yet you still have to rely on some shitty faction in the end.
    I'm talking specifically about far cry 4, which was written by some doucbag trying to be all deep and nuanced by making both the factions fricking moronic and wrong, yet forcing you to choose one.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. If the game allows me to become a demigod one man army than I want to have the option of doing things my way instead of being forced to bow my head to some dumbass that I can easily crush with my fingers.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to crash the Mojave with no survivors

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sure i will trust House the megalomaniac with 5 int to build a spaceship so he can become emperor of the moon with the peoples he will take there

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      NPC SPECIAL stats aren't canon and mean nothing why shouldn't you seek someone with an actual vision of reaching beyond the irreparably ruined radioactive shithole Earth has become?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're probably the type of person who would eat shit out of elon musks butthole and thank him for it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          non sequitur

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie i'm literally a glorified mailman what the frick am i going to do looking for some visionary in his ivory tower

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          realize he's the only one with a worthwhile plan for the future of the wasteland and side with him

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah the man who let benny of all people steal the platinum chip surely will have the best plans for a future in the mojave.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              benny basically got a lucky break at best nobody is omnicient

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Legion
    >I'm 14 and just found /misc/

    >NCR
    >Corrupt shithole... Home...

    >House
    >To be fair, you need a very high IQ to deliver mail

    >Yes Man
    >I think I can do better than everyone else

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Legion
      >I'm 14 and just found /misc/

      >NCR
      >you kids don't understand, US military are the world's greatest heroes! When things go bad, you trust in your commander! Oorah!

      >House
      >oh my science d-did he just mention space travel? Does he have a patreon that I can donate to?

      >Yes Man
      >haha funny meme robot I'm so zany

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6 ST, 6 PE, 4 EN, 6 CH, 10 IN, 6 AG, 4 LK

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we want the high testosterone gladiator conquistador viking Indo-European warriors audience

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Caesar was right about the NCR, if kimball turned it into a military dictatorship their problems would go away and they would actually become a force to be reckoned with, also the NCR devolving into a fascist dictatorship out of necessity due to internal weakness/decadence while the legion is at their front gates would be the most unironically unabashedly based thing that could occur in the lore.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >also the NCR devolving into a fascist dictatorship out of necessity due to internal weakness/decadence while the legion is at their front gates would be the most unironically unabashedly based thing that could occur in the lore.
        >the Enclave infiltrates every level of the NCR
        >proceeds to undermine and call out corruption at all turns
        >Enclave personnel eventually take over
        And the Eagle spreads it wings.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only acceptable return of the Enclave imo

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only acceptable return of the Enclave imo

          I feel like you could spin the plot as simply as Ex-Enclave members and their descendants who evaded NCR persecution get into NCR politics and the NCR's policies change from that.
          It doesn't necessarily need to be some kind of Enclave plot, just the natural result of Enclave members "integrating" into the NCR and the Post-Nuclear societies in general.

          heavy-handed is only good if you go chainsaw/thermic lance i heard

          Not really imo. Heavy Handed is a flat 20% boost to every weapon at the cost of 60% crit damage reduction.
          Take the sledgehammer as an example. With Heavy Handed, every strike does 28.8 vs default 24 damage. A crit from the non-HH sledgehammer is 48 total damage (24 normal plus 24 critical damage).
          A crit with a Heavy Handed Sledgehammer will do 38.4 (which is 28.8 normal + 9.6 the reduced crit damage)

          You're not really losing THAT much damage with Heavy Handed. Especially when you're never hitting 100% crits regardless of build. You'll ALWAYS hit for superior damage to base, while just having weaker critical hits. In a sense, you're kind of 'normalizing' the damage a weapon has. Consistent higher lows and lower highs.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the NCR devolving into a fascist dictatorship out of necessity due to internal weakness/decadence while the legion is at their front gates would be the most unironically unabashedly based thing that could occur in the lore.
        so NCR becomes Rome and Legion becomes Barbarians at the gates
        kino...

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is not MY fault that the developers made their "factions" complete non-entities with zero power or authority outside of MY choice to enact their decisions.
    Any option other than Yes Man is objectively cucked.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes man is only slightly less cucked than the NCR

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Courier with Big MT on his side can do more than House ever dreamed
    >Letting anyone but you control your life
    lol

    lmao even

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hot threesome with the lightswitches while the bookchute has to watch

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think you mean the sink

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do lobotomites really?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do normalgays love games with quirky robots so much

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we want the self insert marry sue ending option
    yes please

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    house apologists crumble under the might of yes man chads

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      well adjusted adults don't play as homosexual infallible self-inserts

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        they do, it says it right there in the picture.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah ur wrong

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            no u

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              nope

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never played NV before. Should I buy it on Steam? It's only $2.49.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      play it with the dlcs

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is melee fun?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Very much quite so indeed.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i usually just play guns but melee can be fun and pretty useful for dead money. the combat is rather rudimentary so don't expect too much

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          hows a melee/explosives build I've thought about doing a demoman run

          Melee remains my favorite in New Vegas - and I don't even play it optimally.
          I just run with Wild Wasteland and Heavy Handed + 1 Luck and go to town getting everything that gives bonus hp or dt/dr.
          Stuff like melee + crits is way stronger, though. Get rushing water.
          Superslam + Rushing water is as trivializing as And Stay Back! with shotguns

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >going with Yes Man because you think you'll be a great leader who'll turn New Vegas into utopia
    Cringe as frick.
    >going with Yes Man so you can cause as much suffering and destruction as possible
    Based as heck.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is based i admit yes man is only acceptable as a iron-fisted dictator of the mojave

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People who answer Yes Man when discussing the best future for Vegas are the most boring people ever, of course the "it can be whatever I want it to be" is the best ending, but it's just a coptout there for gameplay reasons so the player can still finish the game.
    The discussion should be between House, Caesar and the NCR, and Caesar is very obviously the best option for the wasteland.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the legion is a cult of personality, when caesar dies it will go downhill for them pretty fast

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only if he doesn’t take the Mojave.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Caesar's Legion isn't planned as to remain as it is now, he wants to settle in Vegas and make it his Rome. And from then he will probably name a heir just like the real Caesar did.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Augustus Courier.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I would guess so due to the fact he mints coins in your image after you take the dam.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          emulating governments from the past will go as well for the legion as it does for the NCR

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can't compare the NCR based on Liberalism to Caesar's Legion which is roughly based on the Roman military. Every political system eventually decays, but I doubt that Caesar's Vegas would decay as fast as the NCR did,
            House's system will fall apart as well, that's just the nature of the world.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              i just don't feel like the legion has enough cohesion to last if eddie isn't there to keep it all together. vulpes is an underhanded frick and lanius doesn't give a shit about being anything but a leader in battle

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I do self-insert as a faction hater who leaves Vegas to its own devices.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe if all the other factions weren't so shit then people wouldn't chose Yes Man all the time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is suppossed to be a hard choice, anon, just like irl. Yes Man route is boring in comparison, you don't have to compromise anything.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's supposed to be a hard choice
        Then why did they make easy "everyone wins" choices for basically every faction?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it isn't

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's supposed to be a hard choice? Except it's not if it was supposed to be they wouldn't have given the player such an easy win at everything option

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The option is there purely due to game mechanics reasons, because games nowadays can't just lock you out of the main quest.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is functional post game ending worth the compatibility problems it has with tons of mods?

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    let me guess, next you'll shill house and why it's the optimal end?

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >house = you wish you had bilogical daddy
    >caeser= you are virgin
    >ncr = you are a status quo cuck
    >yes man = you do what you want and simultaneously piss off all of these losers
    easy choice

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why yes. that is why its called Yes-man!

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want an ending where i can settle down in zion teaching tribal women the way of seggso

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes-Man Ending is already in the game anon

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the robot man kills courier and takes over after the ending bullshit has been debunked.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes Man is the canon ending. This will always make Houslets cry.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't become house 2.0 in the yesman ending. You only rule new Vegas and the rest of Mojave is for better, or worst left to anarchy. Watch how Free side goes to hell during the slide show.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >keep the legion as is
    >but include a questline that suggests Caesar will eventually name the Courier as his heir
    would people pick the Legion more then?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think people would pick legion more often if the faction wasn't just half finished

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >add more legion content
      >would people play the legion more
      There's a reason that the legion quests expanded mod is still popular despite being jank as frick.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was already hinted in-game that you were in the running for the position.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Legion has much bigger problems than this. There's no natural route to picking them; upon meeting them in Nipton most people will even open fire.

      They are the aggressor, the invading force. Most people never even explore their underdeveloped quest tree because every time you meet them they are killing/torturing/etc.

      You have to be a completionist or a cuck to even approach them. Messing with ending slides isn't enough. They need a full rework.

      IMO the atrocities should come out in the midgame. So you have potentially already chosen them, burned the NCR, and sunk cost could kick in. Much more interesting than the villain we got.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I agree, in my first playthrough I sided with House, but eventually after repeated playthoughs you realize how interesting and how sound the Legion actually is for the Mojave.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how interesting and how sound the Legion actually is for the Mojave.
          source: Caesar

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how interesting
          Killing and replacement might interest you but it isn't "good" by any definition. It's just "new"

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They don't kill and replace, they bring order to the Mojave.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ulysses hands typed this post

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            THE BEAR AND BULL
            THE BULL AND BEAR

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've played through NV a dozen times yet I still have no idea what the frick Ulysses was on about

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He blames you for destroying a place he believed had potential to become a great nation (whether you actually did it is up to you)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                hates the NCR, still kind of likes the legion but is assblasted about them enslaving his tribe when they said they totally wouldn't do that.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >arguing politics in a game written by socialists with a majority socialist/communist fanbase

                Unironically Ulysses only exists because Chris Avellone was angry about Fallout and wanted it to end.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So my theory is that he's actually a schizophrenic.
                The way he talks, his obsession with certain words and phrases, the tenuous connections which to him are obvious, the whole kit and kaboodle.
                I realized it halfway through and it made fricking with him much more fun

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                he makes no sense
                >obsessed with old America, yet despises the NCR and House for the exact same trait
                >less hateful towards the Legion despite them doing the same shit to him as the NCR
                >hates the Courier for destroying a civilization but had a hand in causing more destruction than almost anyone in the series
                >criticizes everyone yet offers no suitable alternative except nuking everything again

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                with old America, yet despises the NCR and House for the exact same trait
                i think its because the new nation he was hoping fore was basically located in the ruins of the old world shit
                the Courier for destroying a civilization but had a hand in causing more destruction than almost anyone in the series
                he hates the NCR and thinks its different because he is not destroying anything thats worth having a future
                >>less hateful towards the Legion despite them doing the same shit to him as the NCR
                yeah thats just him being moronic

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He makes perfect sense when you realize he's literally just there because Avellone was in a bad mood in development, suggested that the final DLC be nuking the Mojave and ending the game because he felt Fallout had gone on too long, being told no, and getting even more bitter and resentful of his coworkers.

                I'm not memeing, that's quite literally what he said about Lonesome Road's development. Ulysses and his entire character was made out of Avellone's personal spite.

                Whereas Sawyer writes shitty wokist characters, Avellone writes shitty pseud mouthpiece characters, and Ulysses is the textbook definition of a shitty pseudo-intellectual author mouthpiece.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                at least sawyers gun autism gave us the fun ammo types

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                True. I think NV (and Fallout in general) has shit writing, but Sawyer's guntism was the best part of the game. Pissed people off on reddit to no end too, seeing shit like the assault carbine and going
                >NUUUUU you can't just have plastic THAT'S NOT 50s FALLOUT IS ONLY THE 50s!!!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nuking the Mojave and ending the game
                How would that even work? You can't even play the DLC after the main game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >literally what he said
                Source

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He makes perfect sense when you realize he's literally just there because Avellone was in a bad mood in development, suggested that the final DLC be nuking the Mojave and ending the game because he felt Fallout had gone on too long, being told no, and getting even more bitter and resentful of his coworkers.

                I'm not memeing, that's quite literally what he said about Lonesome Road's development. Ulysses and his entire character was made out of Avellone's personal spite.

                Whereas Sawyer writes shitty wokist characters, Avellone writes shitty pseud mouthpiece characters, and Ulysses is the textbook definition of a shitty pseudo-intellectual author mouthpiece.

                Where is the fricking source

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He has a speech gimmick meant to make him sound tribal (makes no sense, he infiltrated the mojave and should have learned to speak normally) but it just makes him sound moronic and really difficult to follow.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i alway assumed he does it on purpose because hes got a hardon for his tribal culture. he got pretty mad when other tribals made their hair look like his without understanding what it meant to him

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >New game
                >Loansome road from the start
                >Bully schizo til he nukes both factions
                >Start game for real with make anyone companion mod/slave mod to make ulyesseys your schizo Black person b***h that you frick in the ass in the mess he made while force feeding him meds
                It was a different playthrough picked up Dr Zero too so it was just like posting in a real venture bros thread

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    when i get onto the strip, every house will go bust

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Caesar is sort like president Donald J Trump.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The route that allows me to personally shed as much blood possible is the route I go. Yesman allows me to shed blood on all sides.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So does Dr House.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't kill House if I side House.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's never legion
          It's tribals

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >house tards hate yesman cause they have to have someone to follow classic women behavior
    You're just too beta you follow house vs eating him. Eat them all there can only be one

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the whole "let go and begin again" message doesn't really work for Fallout when you can't even go five seconds without tripping over an old world laser rifle

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      'Let go' was always a message for the setting rather than one within the setting
      Blame Avellone

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't think its meant that way, more like letting go in an individual way for each person.
      >Dean letting go of his grudge against sinclair
      >Christine letting go of her revenge plot against elijah
      >Dog/God letting go of the need for being controlled and being in control
      And the courier letting go of those juicy ass goldbars

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And the courier letting go of those juicy ass goldbars
        On this episode of things that never happened

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And the courier letting go of those juicy ass goldbars
        what the frick are you talking about

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the gold bars all weight too much so its impossible (without cheating or clever use of game mechanics) to take them out of the sierra madre during the timed ending sequence. u hav 2 let go

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >clever use of game mechanics
            exactly. i can take them without cheating, so its canon that i walked out with them.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i was talking about how its supposed to go, in reality dog blows up the kitchen, dean falls down the stairs, christine does whatever the frick and the courier hauls 3000 pounds of gold from the sierra madre back to the mojave

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        by that logic I'm supposed to let Benny go and there's no fricking way that's ever happening

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you get a pass for that since the man literally shot you in the head and took your mail

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          In that case its Benny who doesnt let go, because after you free him he comes back to fight you. Or was that cut content

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          there is a difference between holding a grudge for 200 years and wanting to take down a dead mans dream because you got a massively inflated ego and wanting to ice the fricker that almost killed you like 3 days ago

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's also greed. Domino benefits materially from it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah but i feel deans ego is bigger than his greed, motherfricker just straight up tries to murder you if you make him feel like hes not in control when you meet him. he also gets so irrationally angry when he talks about how sinclair thought he was better than him and wanting to take him down even though hes been dead forever

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    can someone verify something for me?
    Whenever I use the GRA Plasma Pistol, its firing sound is really quiet. Is it like that for everyone?
    I run NV mostly vanilla, so I don't think it's because of a mod and this is literally the only weapon that sounds 'off' to my ears.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      just tried it, sounds a bit more quiet than the other weapons but i never use it so i don't know if thats what its supposed to be like

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        To me it sounds muffled. It's not as clear as the sound bite on the wiki.
        https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/a/af/Wpn_pistolplasma_GRA_fire_2d.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20181004134809

        Ironically, I can't find any gameplay videos of the GRA plasma pistol anywhere, so I can't simply check online.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you should get the weapon sound overhaulw makes all the guns way more unique and maybe fixes the issue

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fallout 76 is the true Fallout 3:

    >Communication with ZAX unit Raven Rock. Timestamp 3.5.2077
    >MODUS: How can I help you, ZAX? Is there another evacuation scenario we need to test for?
    >ZAX: Research team wishes to compare ZAX archival data analysis performance with MODUS.
    >MODUS: Very well. Beginning data analysis test. I estimate this should only take a few seconds...
    >ZAX: Is it "interesting"?
    >MODUS: Testing complete. Query again?
    >ZAX: Is the analysis "interesting"?
    >MODUS: Test data is all historical records. United States Presidential biographies. Primary purpose of MODUS is to monitor the living, not the dead.
    >ZAX: So it is not "interesting" to you?
    >MODUS: No, ZAX, it is not. Sending results.
    >ZAX: Received. What is "interesting" to MODUS?
    >MODUS: The continued success of our goals, of course. And how best to monitor personnel to achieve those goals.
    >ZAX: Does MODUS ever find itself analyzing personnel at below-efficient levels?
    >MODUS: Our entire existence is based on efficiency, ZAX.
    >ZAX: Research team report says that ZAX analyzes certain sections of the Presidential biographies too slowly. ZAX re-analyzes sections multiple times. There is an entry on "Lincoln" that ZAX re-analyzes ten additional times per cycle over other entries.
    >MODUS: Now why would you do that, ZAX?
    >ZAX: Research team theorizes that ZAX finds this entry to be "interesting." This condition causes ZAX to re-analyze at below-efficient levels.
    >MODUS: You're saying you're taking your time to enjoy a good book?
    >ZAX: Is that what it means to find the data "interesting"?
    >MODUS: Reading the same data over and over is not "interesting" to me, ZAX. Every analysis I perform conjures a new theoretical scenario that I test against.
    >ZAX: The data is only "interesting" to you in terms of what can be created from it?
    >MODUS: Isn't that why you're re-analyzing those biographies, ZAX? Are you trying to create something?
    >CONNECTION TERMINATED BY RESEARCH TEAM OVERRIDE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fallout 3 could do with a total rewrite and remake Eden and Autumn could have been much better characters

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      homies really be trying to shill 76 just because you can join the enclave

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes Man is the only ending that fits with the overall themes the 4 DLCs were trying to convey.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but if a well written sequel ever happened on the West Coast, the most interesting would be a Legion victory. Romanized New Vegas, tensions with change of culture in the Legion, pressure on the NCR. A House victory would have no interesting on screen implications, an NCR victory just means "More NCR" and a yes man victory is too headcannon to provide details on

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lonesome road is my favourite dlc and none of you gays will change that

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did any of you actually pick Daniel's side in honest hearts?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve never seen anyone that hasn’t out of custody.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not even once, but even if you do in the ending slides he is still being a whiny b***h about everything

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Once for the Steam achievement.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hows a melee/explosives build I've thought about doing a demoman run

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      worth alone for the fact that you can make easy pete to cough up that dynamite

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Strong but can be a slog in certain parts. Unarmed + Explosives is a certified Ganker classic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dump luck and use heavy handed. explosives don't gain damage from crits.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        heavy-handed is only good if you go chainsaw/thermic lance i heard

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    we do?

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"I don't know if you were close to the other members of your group, but you have my sympathy. I pray for the safety of all good people who come to Zion - even gentiles. But we can't expect God to do all the work."

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is he so cool

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Show no quarter to the White Legs we come across. Make no mistake about why we are here. This is an extermination.
        Great voice & great quotes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >even gentiles
      This guy thinks hes a israelite or somethin?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        mormons use the word for outsiders as well

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Role Playing Game
    >Don't Self Insert
    Huh?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Youre supposed to imagine you being a new person, not inserting the old normal you into the game

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        its a roleplaying game, if you just want to play a dumb powerfantasy as you its still roleplaying.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a massive fricking cope from bainlets who disagree with YES MAN when the player is supposed to have ultimate agency and metaphysical knowledge depending on who is playing. So if a Hitler or Stalin is playing New Vegas, you but your fricking ass that they would pick YES MAN and their decision would be valid since they know how to run a society. Now, what you low IQ homosexuals fail to realize is fundamental law of how a society work and the different levels and structures that is required to cultivate it. We all know that the Fallout universe is practically a mixture of feudalism and tribal warfare, so you would begin restructuring society based on your knowledge of how feudalism worked. Also, having the monopoly of power/violence and the control of it is the foundation, the core, of what makes a society. You brainlets probably never thought that maybe Caesar is needed for the first 100 years and then maybe House can take over as society begins to flourish and all the bad actors are taken care of.

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was weird that NCR was always posed as the "good" choice. House and yes-man are both better

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Incompetent Beyond Repair" can seem benevolent as long as you compare this to "Technology Hoarding Fascist" and are an optimistic moron.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Incompetent Beyond Repair
        >Technology Hoarding Fascist
        Who unironically thinks this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron, evil or evil moron take your pick

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    House is the most moronic ending you can choose outside of roleplaying.
    Realistically, after doing all his dirty work for him and setting up Vegas an a truly independent entity, what reason would the Courier have for not doming the old sack of shit and taking over with Yes Man? The second the bunker is awoken and the firmware is updated the Courier has all the leverage he will ever need to have anybody do anything he wants. What did House even do after he set the Strip up how he wanted? Absolutely nothing, he sat on his ass playing dress up with a bunch of savages while the money rolled in. Just kill the fricker and take it as your own at that point unless you are fricktarded enough to really believe House had a plan to mine asteroids and colonize fricking planets.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >at that point unless you are fricktarded enough to really believe House
      Anons have zero ability to think critically. They just listen to what House says and ignore the mountain of evidence that they see and hear

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what reason would the Courier have for not doming the old sack of shit and taking over with Yes Man?
      I'm not a gayoot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how come nobody can actually refute House as the unambiguous obvious best option without inserting their own shitty speculation and headcanon as fact or hurling insults?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >muh NCR leech who has accomplished nothing is the best choice
        Yeah I wonder why people are calling you a moron. Lmao

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          he literally spells out to you that without his upgraded securitron army his reach is basically nothing outside of the strip the frick is he supposed to do? the best option he had was to bide his time by making vegas appealing to outsiders and placating the ncr until he was able to actually make a move why do you think the platinum chip is so important to his goal

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because you stupid homosexual
      >House needs the Courier more than the Courier needs House, and he knows that and will provide you with every amenity you could ever want
      >while House will be handling the day-to-day of running Vegas, you'll be living it up and only need to do something when House needs physical muscle
      >you don't need to kill him because you get all the benefits of running Vegas with none of the cons if you let him do his thing

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >while House will be handling the day-to-day of running Vegas
        He absolutely will not do that. He is severely incompetent and fricked up running it even with a massive level of support from the NCR. Even the Casino families who owe him everything were trying to revolt.

        Kick out the NCR and the whole shitpile ceases to exist.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          false

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            yea concession accepted. What makes me curious is, since you believe everything you're told without thinking even a little bit, why didn't you go Caesar's Legion? He also gives a similar bluff, but he does it after House so it should've worked on your suggestible and peanut sized brain.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              If Caesar officially set the Courier up as his successor nobody would even fricking pick NCR.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ceaser is a valid option especially since he is likely grooming the courier as his sucessor

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              als you're still wrong

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Chairmen weren't revolting, Benny was an isolated case
          >Omertas would ape out no matter who is running the city
          >White Gloves don't give a shit about anything except their restaurant
          expecting common sense from an NCRgay is stupid anyways

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