>wealthiest country on earth
>0 notable games
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>0 notable games
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why does every country has to make games?
>why does every country has to make games?
>why does every country has to make books?
>why does every country has to make plays?
>why does every country has to make poetry?
>why does every country has to make music?
>why does every country has to make art?
...well?
To echo in eternity of course as well as entertain and delight others and break the existential dread of being in solitary confinement in our own skulls by screaming into the void. I AM HERE
But not the swiss.
the Swiss have some pretty influential artists to be fair
>to echo in -ACK!!!
Because it's a tax haven where citizens don't even need to work.
" citizens don't even have to work "
lmao if stop working for a minute you get on the streets
Awful german philosophy pushed by boomers that applies to the whole fricking country
and that's why they're rich
>Go to Switzerland in 2014
>McDonalds nuggets and fries cost £14
Frick the country
Farming Simulator, scrub
jews are on another level, they play games with people's lives
>wealthiest
They’re mountain israelites you don’t think Isreal is wealthy as well?
Israel is quite poor, turns out israelites can't actually run a country
hoi zäme
>0 notable games
>Landwirtschafts-Simulator exists
Brüeder...
Name any renowned Swiss products that are not clocks or chocolate.
Knife
Turbocharger
>tin foil
>red cross
Med kits
SIG SG 550.
>finished conscription/reserve time and gave her back last year
maybe I should have kept her
>gave her back last year
you are a gay moron
remove your balls and move to Zürich
behold
best chips ever
my homie
I get it 😀
grusigi chips
ProtonMail
Everything is made in SEA nowadays
behold
not so fast
>nobody says cheese
Thread is full of Amerimutts who go to Walmart in their pajamas to buy a tub of Velveeta
Euroisraelite complaining about cultural illiteracy reveals his own.
We have Vermont and Wisconsin, what the FRICK would we be impressed with European cheese for?
No one actually buys swiss cheese from switzerland anymore, there's no point, it's just a process. Do you bow down and worship Colby over there for removing a step from cheddar?
>Do you bow down and worship Colby over there for removing a step from cheddar?
I do like a good Colby
>t. Wisconsinite
>We have Vermont and Wisconsin
lol
lmao even
Unintentional self-owns are the best kind. Next he's gonna brag about Californian wine, just watch, kek.
>We have Vermont and Wisconsin
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Their guns.
Kraut ripoff but still very good. I still miss my SIG 550.
watches (maybe)
Most languages don't differentiate between clocks and watches.
Guns
Migros Ice Tea
Swiss knives homie.
Velcro
Tinfoil
Cellophane
Computer mouse (co-invented)
World Wide Web
Swiss Knives
Muesli
Full metal jacket bullets
Not bad for a little alpine country
Velcro is shit. I like muesli though.
>Not bad for a little alpine country
The swiss germans are some of the most vile bastards on earth and this has ALWAYS been true even according to the French and Italian Swiss.
>Name any renowned Swiss products that are not clocks or chocolate.
Armored personnel carriers.
Swiss Army knife.
I love these things.
Swiss people are actually pretty dumb, autistic and sheltered irl. Just cause the country is rich, doesn't mean its people are worth shit.
how does a medkit make a video game???
I'll take the bait, since its a thread of my precious country.
What do you think is the origin of the medi kit red cross on it?
>0 notable games
*blocks you're pass*
I'm here for work atm and even kids dont play vidya, they play outside all day every day even in shit weather.
I'm surrounded by blonde, blue eyed little girls that run circles around me while playing tag, they fricking fast!
B tw to answer your question, wealth + lack of diversity = no need for escapism
In which City are you and in which 'Quartier'?
I bet you are in Zurich Hoengg or somewhere further down the Goldküste, where the things you describe actually occur. However, if you go to Basel or other city, especially further West (french part), it became a shit hole. Thanks to "them".
Also, for the topic:
>Eile mit Weile
I'm in Engadin, both idyllic and a shit hole, too many flies fly around St.mauritz
>Engadin
Ah, yes, where they speak the 4th tongue of Switzerland.
I heard they have a Problem with Jews and how filthy these guys are kek
lmao I went to check that place out on google maps and I see this first thing
The area I'm in is protestant but I see lots of suspicious nozzles, the real problem here are all the Alberto Barbosa, lots of them
>french part
Geneva, Yverdon and Lausanne are especially bad, but the rest is honestly pretty okay. The coast between Coppet and Morges is especially calm. Morges and Vevey are getting shitholified really fast though which is extra sad cause it used to be the prettiest area of the lake like 5-10 years ago.
don't know about deeper Vaud but I assume its probably fine. Valais is fine too.
*meant Montreux and Vevey. Morges is cool
>lack of diversity
nice try. everything is full of Black folk and 45% of the population is foreigners
They are neutral, give them a break
Grüezi
Mentally ill
Racist
And overall low IQ
They also get incredibly angry when they lose and i take solace in that.
Nah. That's probably china, everything is made there.
You wouldn't play or make vidya if you could visit the Lauterbrunnen valley via a 1-hour trainride from anywhere in your country.
Grüezi mitenand
Switzerland is just not a very creative country. Society in itself punishes individuality. You go through a rather strict school system and mostly do some boring ass apprenticeship afterwards. The tiny rest of creativity that still exists within you then gets stomped out by the mandatory military service.
Few people attend universities in Switzerland compared to other countries, if they do it‘s mostly STEM, it‘s no surprise ETH and EPFL are world renowned.
This is unfortunate as the country would make a fantastic setting for many a great story, no matter the medium.
>farming sim
>transport fever
>some indie trash
sadly you are right
Fun fact; most of these stereotypical German simulator games are actually Swiss
I've been meaning to go Switzerland to BLACKED the natives
thank frick assisted dying is legal there and the country isn't ruled by bible humping dumbshits
assisted dying has nothing to do with bible humping dumbshits but with liberalism, you dingus
I was praising the fact that it's legal speedreader. Christcucks are impotent and can't do shit there to ban it
cant be that great if your homosexual ass is still breathing
Baste. Will grab a flight there to sudoku once my hereditary alzheimers kicks in
what could it mean
I thought they were behind shilldivers
They're more into living off of their Nazi gold reserves and the stashed-away plundered riches of Black dictators from Africa.
Gothic 1&2?
moron
German
>The FAR games
>Farming Simulator
>That one Deer company that's good at marketing that keeps putting out shit like the wandering village
>Other games nobody has ever heard of like Cendric and Helvetii (troon game)
There is a small scene but it's mostly shit. I hate everyone over there.
How's Bern? I'm thinking of working there for a year and it's in the German parts so I hope it isn't that bad.
Wasnt shadman swiss? They got coomers.
Anyway, countries like switzerlamd arent rich for their productivity. Its their banking system.
>Wasnt shadman swiss?
Yeah but he was of jeet ancestry from what I remember.
>Ganker
I lurk there almost everyday.
>I lurk there almost everyday.
Poor you
They gave me yellow fever. I suffer
no fun allowd
It's funny 'cause it's true. Just listen to the complaints of the Sw*ss about German immigrants, kek.
yeah, I'm sure those germans are menace
there's nothing worse than germans I'm sure
they arent in EU why are they forced by germanoids to take sandBlack folk?
they have their own morons too
Shush, Amerishart, I wasn't talking to you.
I was referring to their anal retentiveness and ability to out-autism even Germans, tardnon.
This is horseshit. The Swiss are pussified Germans. They're docile nothings.
>he Swiss are pussified Germans. They're docile nothings.
The majority of convicted cannibals are Swiss Germans, in Europe anyway but probably worldwide unless the Russians or the Congo people beat them. I don;t know if they even arrest people for cannibalism in the Congo. Probably not. Its not even called the Congo anymore either. They just gave up.
This only applies to the Swiss Germans
French and Italian regions is where it's at
French region is full of Black folk is what it is.
God I can't wait to finally move there with my gf. Germany is not german enough for me. And if I slave away I might as well make 6 digits.
T. Kraut
I thought homeowner's associations were bad. Do Germs really deal with hedge pedantry?
If you have a grumpy old neighbor they can theoretically ask a lot of dumb shit. Germany has laws for everything, but any normal human being can live on common sense and not actually call the Ordnungsamt to enforce rules i.e "be quiet from 1pm to 3pm and after 10pm" "Don't throw away glass bottles during those times" "have your children not play outside between 1pm and 3pm" "Can't have your shoes outside in the stairwell" etc. etc. No normal person would ever force you to follow those rules, but you COULD.
People here work 9-5 and make a comfortable living. Why would anyone subject themselves to fricking crunch for pennies?
>be rich country where everyone is happy and the govt provides for the people and you have fine busty wenches in dirndls with their breasts popping out everywhere and endless arrays of delicious baked goods cooling on every windowsill
>don't need to cope with vidya
shocking
i moved to switzerland from new york
its pretty nice but prices of stuff is just as bad or even worse than nyc, especially meat.
not to mention games here cost like 20% more than the us. i think if valve ever cracked down on it and made me change my store region from america to switzerland i would simply never game again.
is true they got rich during WW2 laundering all the money stolen from israelites and fleeing germans?
Why did israelites live in ghettos at the time if they were rich?
obviously not all were rich, in fact like today most arent rich
switzerland was the reason israelites had to put on a star on their clothes
We've been found out, swisssisters
Uhm, ever heard of Farming Simulator? Ti se propri un coglion da merda
>This many Swiss bros on Ganker
wtf, I thought there weren't that many of us here
There's barely any of you on Ganker
Friburg bro reporting.
Any advice where to move that is german speaking, has no sandniggies, isnt Zürich, Aargau or Basel? I like my mountains and lakes.
Btw, Zürich gameshows shows some indie games from ZHK every year. They are pretty much all garbage.
>that is german speaking
Sorry man, I'm from Ticino so can't help there
Is zürich that bad?
Are you Jonas Koch who worked at Lonza?
But there is 1 notable porn artist, up vote if you know who I’m talking about:)
>swiss-german slander
frick the romands and the eye-talians. basel züri and luzärn are where its at. the rest is shit
Go pour some apple sauce and Knorr on your pasta, zucchit da merda
>implying älplermagrone mit apfelmuus is not the goat
You disgust me
But it's no surprise Swiss Germans have no taste
Fellow ticinés, I have to admit that he's not totally wrong
Feels good seeing so many swissbros here
Need the German soijak counterpart begging for the Appenzeller cheese recipe
we are a wealthy and smart people as well yet have barely produced any noteworthy games. some cultures just have their focus elsewhere
t. norwegian
Cost of living and therefore wages are too high for widespread games production so all you get are art student projects. Needless to say they're not exactly cutting edge or "mainstream".
Tell me Swissbros
>"Geen geld, geen Zwitsers"
How true is that?
that's dutch, i.e. moronic german
>120 posts
>no mention of Sid Meier
I never played his games but I expected more from you gays.
>Meier was born in Sarnia, Ontario, Canada
>When he was about three years old, his family moved to Detroit, Michigan, where he was raised.[2] At the University of Michigan, he studied history and computer science, graduating with a Bachelor of Arts degree in computer science in 1975.
he's as swiss as Trump is german
>Meier was born in Sarnia, Ontario, Canada, to parents of Dutch and Swiss descent, which conferred on him both Canadian and Swiss citizenship upon birth
Did you remember to forget that part?
>wasn't born in Switzerland
>didn't grow up in Switzerland
>didn't study in Switzerland
>didn't work in Switzerland
>doesn't live in Switzerland
but hey he has Swiss citizenship, that totally validates him as Swiss dev!
he is Swiss by blood. that's enough
he is Swiss, sure, but you can't claim him
This but seriously/unironically
>>wasn't born in Switzerland
>>didn't grow up in Switzerland
>>didn't study in Switzerland
>>didn't work in Switzerland
't live in Switzerland
nothing on your list makes someone swiss, shlomo
sid meier is a leaf
GLtron
to be fair, swiss folk would be dirt poor if they didn't zerg rush me (Kraut) every weekend to buy 300 packs of every grocery item. On the other hand, some cities at the border wouldn't have giant supermarkets and dozens of boutiques if the swiss didn't leave their money here, so you take the good with the bad. I hate how they just get back their VAT though, that makes german products 19% cheaper on top of them having at least twice as much to spend.
I'm seething, yes. But I will move there next year, so whatever.
listen Hans, once you take take back your Grenzgänger working in every single border town in Switzerland because they make 3x the wage they would make in Germany we gonna take back our Einkaufstouristen
Do Swiss biker gangs still exist?
>Ganker - Video Games
any thurgaubros here?
You'll probably have better luck with grindr
I bet my dick there is not a single other Jurassien here
Reporting from Delémont
uusländer reporting in
Grenzgänger hier. Danke für die Schweizer Franken.
almosä für die dütsche
Time is money and and they know video games are a waste of time
Usury is not a work.