WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL BOY I DO SAY WE DO THINGS A 'LIL DIFFERENTLY HERE IN OL' DRIFTVEIL
NOW IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GONNA GO HOME, EAT A CHICKEN FRIED STEAK, MAKE HOT STEAMY LOVE TO MY SUPERMODEL TROPHY WIFE, AND SPEND TIME WITH MY HONOUR STUDENT DAUGHTER, BOTH WHOM LOVE ME VERY MUCH!
Conceptually he's actually a Japanese man that became a successful businessman after moving to another country. That also explains his short height.
Why are people so mad he possibly banged elesa
because unova fans either spent their puberty cooming to elesa, or cooming to elesa x skyla yuri
then, ENTER CLAY
>Why are people so mad he possibly banged elesa
?
Explain. I did not play scatlet and violent.
Clay's daughter is in the SV dlc, pic related. There is no confirmation who her mother is but people speculated it was Elesa because she's from Nimbasa city and not Driftveil and because she uses Plusle and Minun
>supermodel dates a fatso
Very common in the south. The star football players get really fat once they retire
If you are so superficial enough to care only about looks you probably deserve someone who only supercicially cares about income
Clay is rich + he's a cool guy.
I think nerds are really digging too deep into her just fricking around with a plus+minus strat in what is supposed to just be a friendly expedition match between her and the player. She never even brings up her plusle and minum after when she switches to her actual team when you start fighting her as part of the actual school ranked ladder.
She's literally at a school that is focused on creating new battle prodigies, it makes sense for the students to experiment with teams as part of their studies. If she at least kept a 2nd electric type on her main team as a 2nd ace beside her Excadrill I'd be more willing to accept the fan canon.
Cry harder, yurigay.
Driftveil is also literally right next to an electric cave.
Who's designing this shit now? I refuse to believe that Suhumori's got as bad as what I'm seeing in new gens. He HAS to just be a ghost credit now.
>I refuse to believe that Suhumori's got as bad as what I'm seeing in new gens
I forgot the artist's name but it isn't the same. Iirc, Sugimori only designed Nemo and Carmine, not sure if he did any new girl for this new dlc but yeah, different guy.
Maybe she moved there.
bros...
based dixiechads win again
Because Elesa is in her mid 20s and her "daughter" is 14, meaning the fat bastard knocked her up when she was around 10yo
Clay is supremely based and I'm glad he's being recognized more.
Much like Lusamine, Elesa might be in her 40s
SV takes place far after BW on the timeline
there is no timeline, GF doesn't give a shit about it
We know that Gen 1 and 3 take place at the same time, and that 2 and 4 take place at the same time, but after that it's more ambiguous.
Then there's PARALLEL UNIVERSES
>Then there's PARALLEL UNIVERSES
I hate it so much when devs lean into this shit.
parallel universes started with the remakes so somewhere with oras. a developer stated 1-3 2-4, bw then bw2 - xy. after that it's a mess.
hot
also hot
People getting angry at a funny theory because it "ruins their headcanon"
He gave us the PWT, automatically making him one of the best characters in the entire franchise.
I didn't bother with gen9, but P.Wooper and Clodsire are based and cute
Factual.
It's funny because he's actually a Japanese businessman cosplaying a Texan.
>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
HE AIN'T MY BOY
>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
KYLE'S MOM'S A b***h SHE'S A BIG FAT b***h SHE'S THE BIGGEST b***h IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
you made me smile,
thank you
I want to frick his daughter
Elesa's design is so fricking garbage in BW2
Yeah, of all the designs to change they had to pick the one that was already perfect.
>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
IT'S THE BIG SHOOOOW
Based, Earthchads are made to dick electric bawds.