Weird ttg lore

Post them. It doesn't matter what series; I want weird things from everywhere.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Surely nobody will ever use this information for erp.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      technically drow are elves
      also that implies the drow in question spends all their time underground, which ignores drow who don't live in caves eating mushrooms all-day
      also: if an elf lives among humans and eats the same stuff humans do, their breastmilk shouldn't taste any different from normal human milk
      this entire thing reads like a shit post

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Human breastmilk tastes horrendous.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Have you tasted it? As in after your infancy?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, it made me want to vomit. It's incredibly fricking funny to read some doujin where the guy is drinking from the girl's breasts and it's all sexy and shit when you know that if you tried to do that IRL he would gag and spit it all over her.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe it's an acquired taste? Though then again you are drinking unpasteurized milk

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The issue was that the taste was really really damn strong so I'm not sure.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you have a girlfriend/ wife who is accomadating enough to let you drink her milk you have really struck gold anyways

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Unpasteurized fresh milk tastes pretty good. You're just rolling the dice with some potentially nasty infections.

                Cow's that is. I haven't the breadth of experience of some anons

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Unpasteurized fresh milk tastes pretty good. You're just rolling the dice with some potentially nasty infections.

                Cow's that is. I haven't the breadth of experience of some anons

                NTA, but most of my friends with kids were curious enough to try it and the majority opinion was that it just tastes very bland.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought it tasted like the milk left over after a bowl of honey nut Cheerios

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't generalize from a single sample, it really depends on diet, lifestyle, current health state, and genetic predispositions.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >also: if an elf lives among humans and eats the same stuff humans do, their breastmilk shouldn't taste any different from normal human milk
        That's assuming there aren't any biology-based differences, like different amount of fat or different enzymes, which affect the taste.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Greenwood is cheating.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this better be fake

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not only real but somebody paid money to ask him "Since elven breastmilk tastes minty, does drow breastmilk also taste minty? If not, what would it taste like?"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Huh, I like that bit about Dwarf babies' rattles being built as a trick lock puzzle that they'll eventually grow into being able to open. Nice detail that I think I'll try to work into a backstory.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember that when he posted it, was wondering how long it would take before I saw it posted it here

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Continuum is pretty cool game, for a while atleast. There's criminally few games out there that incorporate time travel as an actual tool and mechanic.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be dwarves
    >really into maths and geometry, which are mostly the same as in our world
    >mostly
    >categorise the six shapes that we know as the Platonic solids
    >>six
    They love using this shape in their architecture and designs, but it’s physically impossible for any one of us to represent. Our mathematics are just slightly off. As a placeholder I use a kinda bevelled cube, but it doesn’t do it justice. Nothing can.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What mtg book is this from?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Teeth of Akoum, I think?
      It novelizes when Nissa unseals the Eldrazi.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In World of Darkness, half of Thailand has AIDS. This wasn't just mentioned once either, this was mentioned a few times across a few different books.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The author also seems to be under the impression that cancer didn't exist before "toxic waste." This is just wild from start to finish.

      >be dwarves
      >really into maths and geometry, which are mostly the same as in our world
      >mostly
      >categorise the six shapes that we know as the Platonic solids
      >>six
      They love using this shape in their architecture and designs, but it’s physically impossible for any one of us to represent. Our mathematics are just slightly off. As a placeholder I use a kinda bevelled cube, but it doesn’t do it justice. Nothing can.

      It's probably intended as a reference to the 6 dice shapes. Just use a d10.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's white wolf, they are so deep on the romanticism end of the romanticism-enlightenment spectrum that they made morally grey conflicts not by design but by being so removed from common sense that their villains start to seem either as reasonable or more reasonable that their heroes to the average person

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm wondering if the guy in good faith saw a statistic that was like "Half of the people with HIV in Thailand have AIDS" and then misinterpreted that as "half of Thailand has AIDS"

          If that was true, that would be a literal planetary apocalypse level event.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm wondering how the frick did they even arrive at that point. One guy got a REALLY cool heroin needle and wanted to share with everyone? Sex pollen? A truly massive rape gang?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's WoD. Magic did it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Paradox really are worthy successors; their heads are jammed equally far up their own dickholes. I can easily see whoever wrote that Thailand and cancer garbage also writing Beast.

          I'm wondering if the guy in good faith saw a statistic that was like "Half of the people with HIV in Thailand have AIDS" and then misinterpreted that as "half of Thailand has AIDS"

          If that was true, that would be a literal planetary apocalypse level event.

          If that passage was written in good faith, it was written by a monumental idiot.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In this novel a human orphan is raised by dwarves. And he really, REALLY wants to be a dwarf himself. They go on a quest, hijinks ensue, he sacrifices himself and the dwarf god rewards him to be reborn as a dwarf. One of his female friends later gets pregnant and gives birth to him as a dwarf.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Space Marines engaging in ritual cannibalism as part of their coming-of-age ceremonies

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