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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shit was kino.

    I really doubted my ability to get through it, and it took me a few hours, but I really enjoyed it and I can breeze it now out of pure muscle memory.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've still never beaten this. I'm a fraud.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I beat it on normal mode.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you mean the only mode.
        frick nicalis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did but I used a turbo button so it's not entirely valid.
      Later found out you can stand next to Ballos' eye so I probably could've done it, need to go back someday and actually do it 100% legit though.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i still cant get past the shitty rock falling section without losing half my health and restocking on health in the next section.

    i also abused the hit invincibility on the boss, idc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I always just rushed through the falling rocks. Figured the faster I went the less damage I would take. Never figured out how you were meant to get through that section.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Use booster while remaining very close to the ground.
      The hitbox of the square boxes are much more lenient above than below, meaning you can move through the top sprite without getting damaged.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw got under 3 minutes on this with a 2’58

    I will never be able to do that again.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >get hit
    >spend 5 minutes farming because i would never survive otherwise
    >repeat previous steps
    >die
    Maybe someday...

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I beat it, without the "optimal weapon" as well. It definitely feels great when you beat it but having to run the gauntlet every time just to learn Ballos's moves and phases isn't fun.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >game wants to force you with a robobawd when you have perfectly fine bune right there...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      too bad she's black

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        however. white bune.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never got the title screen with King's theme. I guess I'm due some CBT.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm scared of replaying CS because of this I doubt I could do it again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I probably can beat it if i grind it for a few hours but frick I feel horrible now

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know that the witch-women named jenka had a brother ?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had to resort to using the health potion to beat the final boss.
    Oh well, some people cant even get this far without using it.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who sent the robots anyway?
    United Nations?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      CIA

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dropped the game right there

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Game?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't make me do it again.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder if you haven’t beaten hell you’re not allowed to post here.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >going on a rampage through hell killing fallen angels left and right with your robo-gf strapped to your back while sick-ass music plays
    indie games have not reached this level of kino ever since.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Come to think of it, Curly is probably what sparked my robot fetish...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are some pretty kino moments in Return of the Obra Dinn, particularly during The Doom

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally me

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >only beaten it by cheesing the final boss by abusing invisibility frames

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      either git gud or post more frankie as atonement

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK BALLOS SECOND FORM AAAAAA

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