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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Plague got a gf before me
    It's fricking over, isn't it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whichever line you mouse over first is the answer:

      It is certain

      As I see it, yes

      Reply hazy, try again

      Don't count on it

      It is decidedly so

      Most likely

      Ask again later

      My reply is no

      Without a doubt

      Outlook good

      Better not tell you now

      My sources say no

      Yes definitely

      Yes

      Cannot predict now

      Outlook not so good

      You may rely on it

      Signs point to yes

      Concentrate and ask again

      Very doubtful

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Plague has a gf
      >Pat has a son
      Funny timeline

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean the guy lives on a farm and has a degenerative brain disease. If he can do it so can you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he looks like he fricks anthro women
      also frick Palshit, where's my big ball of consent palfrickers

      the furgay is straight?!?!?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you not see the porn he used to drew? Man clearly loves shortstacks and milfs.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Man clearly loves shortstacks and milfs
          Who doesn't

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon cannot canonically consent. A pokemon will never say, "Yes I would like to have sex." By that very fact alone pokemon do not pass the harkness test. If you frick a pokemon, it's rape.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Consent isn't just verbal tho. If it was, then all non-human communacative animals would be guilty of rape.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Name one example where it's not

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Simians, Canines/Felines in heat...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah just tell the police that your dog consented to being sodomized you freak

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fair point; no reasonable person would believe your pet wanted you to frick it. Guess Officer Jenny must have her work cut out for her in Pokeworld.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The reddit test has always been a meme

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hasn’t played mystery dungeon
      moronic secondary spouting false information, I WILL frick YOUR pokemon and THEY (multiple) will ENJOY it, now check these dubs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mystery dungeon isn't canon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's Gamefreak
          Nothing is fricking canon because they can't fricking bother to keep an worldbuilding

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So mute girls can't ever have consensual sex?
      moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Psychic types and the occasional one that learned how to speak like Meowth, Mewtwo or Slowking could.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Psychic types and the occasional one that learned how to speak like Meowth, Mewtwo or Slowking could.

      Alakazam has like 5000 IQ so he could

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >builds a career as an artist on Ganker drawing porn
    >doesnt change styles when he goes mainstream
    >denies it when someone brings it up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what artist?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would be very silly to deny when he has a video that literally references thread he did on /qst/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He said multiple times that he browsed Ganker in the past.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro it's like porn site pop up asking if you are sure you are 18+.
      Everyone knows it doesn't stop anyone, it is bullshit, but that's just what you do because society demands you to.
      "Of course I'm not a porn artist"

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's gay

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why hasnt anyone made a romhack based on this yet?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is a billion pokemon porn romhack, anon.
      They tend to not be very good and very unfinished, even by romhack standards.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Moemon is pretty good. Although it's not really a porn hack, it just changes the pokemon sprites.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man remember when Plague went by 1800 and did actual porn? That is to say, his artist name was 1800/34from1800, tags which are still found on most of the usual sites.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MAGICAL CREATURES WITH MYSTERIOUS POWERS over my dick
    Never fails to make me laugh

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >removed from newgrounds by DMCA

    :'(

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