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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Plague got a gf before me
    It's fricking over, isn't it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whichever line you mouse over first is the answer:

      It is certain

      As I see it, yes

      Reply hazy, try again

      Don't count on it

      It is decidedly so

      Most likely

      Ask again later

      My reply is no

      Without a doubt

      Outlook good

      Better not tell you now

      My sources say no

      Yes definitely

      Yes

      Cannot predict now

      Outlook not so good

      You may rely on it

      Signs point to yes

      Concentrate and ask again

      Very doubtful

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Plague has a gf
      >Pat has a son
      Funny timeline

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean the guy lives on a farm and has a degenerative brain disease. If he can do it so can you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he looks like he fricks anthro women
      also frick Palshit, where's my big ball of consent palfrickers

      the furgay is straight?!?!?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you not see the porn he used to drew? Man clearly loves shortstacks and milfs.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Man clearly loves shortstacks and milfs
          Who doesn't

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon cannot canonically consent. A pokemon will never say, "Yes I would like to have sex." By that very fact alone pokemon do not pass the harkness test. If you frick a pokemon, it's rape.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Consent isn't just verbal tho. If it was, then all non-human communacative animals would be guilty of rape.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Name one example where it's not

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Simians, Canines/Felines in heat...

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah just tell the police that your dog consented to being sodomized you freak

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fair point; no reasonable person would believe your pet wanted you to frick it. Guess Officer Jenny must have her work cut out for her in Pokeworld.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The reddit test has always been a meme

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hasn’t played mystery dungeon
      moronic secondary spouting false information, I WILL frick YOUR pokemon and THEY (multiple) will ENJOY it, now check these dubs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        mystery dungeon isn't canon

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's Gamefreak
          Nothing is fricking canon because they can't fricking bother to keep an worldbuilding

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So mute girls can't ever have consensual sex?
      moron.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Psychic types and the occasional one that learned how to speak like Meowth, Mewtwo or Slowking could.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Psychic types and the occasional one that learned how to speak like Meowth, Mewtwo or Slowking could.

      Alakazam has like 5000 IQ so he could

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >builds a career as an artist on Ganker drawing porn
    >doesnt change styles when he goes mainstream
    >denies it when someone brings it up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what artist?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would be very silly to deny when he has a video that literally references thread he did on /qst/

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He said multiple times that he browsed Ganker in the past.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro it's like porn site pop up asking if you are sure you are 18+.
      Everyone knows it doesn't stop anyone, it is bullshit, but that's just what you do because society demands you to.
      "Of course I'm not a porn artist"

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's gay

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why hasnt anyone made a romhack based on this yet?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is a billion pokemon porn romhack, anon.
      They tend to not be very good and very unfinished, even by romhack standards.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Moemon is pretty good. Although it's not really a porn hack, it just changes the pokemon sprites.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man remember when Plague went by 1800 and did actual porn? That is to say, his artist name was 1800/34from1800, tags which are still found on most of the usual sites.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MAGICAL CREATURES WITH MYSTERIOUS POWERS over my dick
    Never fails to make me laugh

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >removed from newgrounds by DMCA

    :'(

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