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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bulbasaur got me laid so I have to stay loyal to the bulb.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 4 has the best fully-evolved trio.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say this but I want to frick a fennekin doesnt matter what evolution

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Empoleon will forever be my homie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not with Infernape around

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        /Thread, spbp, shut down the internet now.

        [...]
        Cope

        nta but i didn't like infernape either, until gen 4 i was only playing fire starters, this made me go for the plant one
        also having another fire/combat after blaziken was too much

        I like the ape. I watched tons of Journey to the West as a kid and I really like the Monkey King, which seems to be their biggest inspiration.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          still mogged by blaziken, especially when it come right after

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Blaziken's biggest problem was it suffered from SFMA syndrome, which got fixed by speed boost.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. 24 year old

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whats the correlation between being 24 and being correct? Thats pretty specific?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is none. Zoomers are moronic though.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only a specific era of zoomer thinks Gen 4 is any good.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep Sinnoh mogs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Patrician taste. Second best is gen 1. Best base forms are gen 1 followed by 6.
      As much as I like gen 5 the starters are trash.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      /Thread, spbp, shut down the internet now.

      Not with Infernape around

      Cope

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but i didn't like infernape either, until gen 4 i was only playing fire starters, this made me go for the plant one
        also having another fire/combat after blaziken was too much

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly yeah I don't even have nostalgia for gen 4 but I can't help but agree.
      >Gen 1 venusaur looks uglier than the previous evos
      >Gen 2 has the shitty chicorita line
      >Gen 3 sceptile look worse than grovile

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also I don't care about the starter designs after gen 4 they all got worse and worse that's why I didn't even bother rating them.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're really cute, then they became really cool. Gen 4 has the best final evolution.
      My only complaint is that their 2nd/mid evolution (or whatever the term for those) are pretty lame, but overall it's a very solid starter lineup.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still never was a fan of Empoleons line, but it grew on me over the years

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's gen three.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is rowlet even part grass

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    everything past 4 looks terrible

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 1 is nostalgia, but gen 3 is probably the best

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Three and seven are the best. I love all of them.
    Four is the weakest for me. Every other generation has at least one stand-out starter that I really like, but none of the Sinnoh trio appeal to me all that much. And Platinum was my first game.
    I should also add that I mostly just care about the fully-evolved forms, but they're cute as little guys, too.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      im surprised torterra gets so little love. i love the land creature trope. really liked them in the detective pikachu movie.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's just wrong, Bara furryshit Incineroar is one of the worst fire starters of all time.

        Infernape clears incenroar, torterra is a G and empolean has excellent design even if penguins dont land for me as a starter animal

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If It's not humanoid or a waifu the modern pokemon fan doesn't like it

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 or 4

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have seen so much porn of these things you wouldn't believe

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the weedcat?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1.
    Okay Bulbasaur, you know a pond frog dinosaur thing, with Charmander as a salamander with a cool ember thing on his tail. Squirtle as a cute turtle, pretty cool.

    >2.
    Okay so they went with a more veggie-looking leafy thing, it's cute and looks planty, like the bud things around its neck. I guess the fire starter is still a dragon but with more fire? And hey a crocodile, cool water concept.

    >3.
    A leafy gecko? Alright they're switching up the grass starters and he looks cool. Also everybody loves mudkip hehe a mudskipper for a water starter. Damn a fire chicken, really switching it up, no more dragon guys as fire starters. Seems alright.

    >4.
    Okay so they threw Squirtle in as a grass type, a grass turtle is cool, same for the penguin, good idea. But what the frick is that fire monkey? Why is it brapping fire? What?

    >5.
    >6.
    >7.
    >8.

    What happened?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >But what the frick is that fire monkey
      It's a journey to the west fighting monkey what is there not to get?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gen 6-9 are shit
    >gen 5 is worse gen 4
    >gen 4 is worse gen 3
    >gen 2 is worse gen 1
    Your answer should be 1 or 3.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick Blaziken so gen 3

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gen 7, cause Primarina is sex incarnate

      Both incredibly based

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 3 is the best. The final evos genuinely all look badass.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 3 has a total absence of SOVL, it's peak early 2000s cringe, everything after gen 4 is trash as well, except the fire pig from gen 5.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 7, cause Primarina is sex incarnate

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Out of the first three gens I like 3 the best. From gen 4 and onwards I always boxed the starter because I didn't like any of them.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    3>2>1, Blastoise fricked up Wartortle but it's still cool.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best grass starter line is Rowlet.
    Best fire starter line is Torchic.
    Best water starter line is Totodile.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cant imagine anyone looking at this and not saying 3. Maayyyybbbeeeee 4 if considering fully evolved starters

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 > 3 > 2 > The rest

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 3 has the best fully-evolved trio.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, im thinking im based

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      personally, for me its pic related.
      In scarlet I also went grass.
      grass pokemon just been the best lately

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn starters really peaked in the first 4 gens and have been shit since huh

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    gen3>gen2=gen1>gen4>>>>>>>gen6>gen5> what the frick was that

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    gen 3 or 2 if they didn't make meganium complete shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      but i like that gay moronic dino

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen1 gave us three cool kaijus
    everything else were made to be plushies (not a bad thing) but they lack the cool 90s aesthetics

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 2 3 4

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 3, 6 and 7 I think.

    Special shout out to 4 only for Infernape

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hating on Torchic

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Torchic is a cute but its evos are garbage
        >Combuskin is literally a penis with balls
        >Blaziken is a fursuit trash
        my ex-girlfriend's favorite was Blaziken so I hate it more for this reason

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          remove infermape/all of gen 6 if you really hate "Furbait" shit

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Idc what you think, Sun Wukong always gets a free pass in my book. Best fire/fighting and it's not even close

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              infernape's not furbait

              >infernape
              >not furbait
              lol

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >real life monkeys are furbait

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Humanoid furry creature
                >not appealing to furries

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                furries fap to dragons, dogs and cats much more than monkeys

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you called Blaziken furbait, but it was intentionally designed as ugly, and it's populariity in art has more to do with the emerging fetish art industry at the time and lack of overall humanoid pokemon than it being designed as furbait like gen 7's cat evo, or gen 6's fox one.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >humanoid
                lmao moron

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i think you're the moron that doesnt understand what the phrase humanoid is

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            infernape's not furbait

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 2. I like pretty much all of them, apart from Gen 5. I feel only Samurott actually looks good.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >blastoise
    >torterra
    >torkoal is a 1 stage pokemon and not a starter
    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Empoleon, my king.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's an Emperor

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zoomers think this is a good design

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day you worthless greentexting attention prostitute b***h.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh my god you actually got upset because I made fun of your gay penguin? Wow, talk about embarrassing.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            actually, you being a gay israelite is what set him off

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is ever Pokemon sigin9f9cant more rounder and disproportionate from gen 3 and up?

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 3, no questions asked. Its first form designs are iconic and original, its second form designs show a cool development beyond "first form but bigger" and already shows secondary typings, while its third form designs are all impressive enough to warrant training your starter for so long. It also helps that they are good gameplay wise (and even competitively to some extent), and that each of them had an exclusive move in gen 3 that was directly based on their design.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >are original
      well torchic has a word with you anyways, but otherwise correct

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Torchic is more original than most of the other first forms. Sure, a firery looking chick isn't the most original design ever, but first form fire types starters have it bad.
        >Cyndaquil and Chimchar copy Charmander's flame tail design. At least Cyndaquil manages to look cool with how over the top the flames are. Chimchar, however, isn't much better than Torchic otherwise
        >Tepig is literally just a pig
        >Fennekin is a Vulpix ripoff
        >Litten is literally just a cat
        >Scorbunny is original, but doesn't look much like a fire type

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          is original
          allow me to correct you, scorbunny is utter trash

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is trash, but it's original trash. They should've really put more effort into making it look like a fire type rather than put all the effort into the sport gimmick design

            i dont think cynadquil copied anything, it has fire quills, not a firey tail. and that firey quills are the main design emphasis of the evolutionary line

            Otherwise using fire in any aspect of a pokemon is copying Charmander

            I'm mostly counting it as "stick a flame on its tail and call it a fire type" that many fire types suffer from. Cyndaquil's design is still good because they went all out with the flames and made it look cool. It always did dissapoint me that the flames get toned down as Cyndaquil evolves, making Quilava and Typhlosion look far more subdued than they should be tbh.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i dont think cynadquil copied anything, it has fire quills, not a firey tail. and that firey quills are the main design emphasis of the evolutionary line

          Otherwise using fire in any aspect of a pokemon is copying Charmander

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 and 4 are definitively the best.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oshawott is king

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      oshawott is failed potential, wtf was that last evolution

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't name any in Gen 4 onward so I'm picking 1 because Blastoise is still my bro

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's so weird that gen 1's starters have a theme of being amphibious creatures, like, it doesn't really come up because the concept of themes weren't really considered back then, this is more an accidental theme, but it still surprises me that it lines up.

    I will always forever be mad that Croconaw/Feraligatr aren't Water/Dark when it would have worked as a fantastic advertisement for the new type introductions in gen 2.

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1, 2,3 and 4

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A recently translated blurb from Pokémon artist Ken Sugimori, the man who designed the Hoenn starters, has revealed that the now iconic Blaziken was meant to disappoint fans. Sugimori stated that his intention was for the fire starter’s final evolution to be “fierce and hard to look at,” in stark contrast to its adorable first form, Torchic. Rather than enjoying the starter’s growth from chibi chick to roundhouse rooster, it was Sugimori’s intent for trainers to feel a sense of disappointment and loss at seeing such a cute Pokémon turn into something so menacing.

    It's funny how theres nearly 8,000 images on the most popular aggregate furry website for Blaziken now when he was intentionally meant to be ugly.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fierce and menacing /= ugly
      an intentionally ugly Pokémon would be something like Kyurem Black, since the idea is that it's an incomplete and impure monster

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ones that don't evolve into fully grown adult men > ones that do

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 4 is overrated zoomer garbage.
    Turtwig line is just shitty Bulbasaur
    Chimchar line is overdesigned Naruto cringe
    Piplup line is the best but 3rd evo arms are impractical and stupid and it’s too human like there’s a reason Piplup was the gen mascot and not a 3rd evo like Charizard

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liek mudkips

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1

    Not even a genwunner, I just think it's the only set without any duds, even if Blastoise is a bit of a miss.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Torchic and you're gay otherwise.

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 3 has objectively the best starter trio. Most of the early gens have good starters, but there's usually a weaker link. Like how the Johto starters are all good, but Chikorita is clearly the worst, even though its still decent.

    Treeko, Torchic, and Mudkip are all superb designs, to the point where there really isnt a wrong choice. You could be randomly given any one and be completely happy with it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not as good as Gen 1. People who think Bulba’s line (weakest of Gen 1) is worse than Torchick’s line (weakest of Gen 3) are on crack.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gen 1 is like that too

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://files.catbox.moe/9sao03.png

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fried chicken and watermelon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy it.
        https://files.catbox.moe/feremo.png

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is it with these latest modern gens having starters with promising first and sometimes second evos then completely shitting the bed with the final stage

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They’ve lost track of what a good pokemon design even is.

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen3 obviously

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    One and two.
    I am a straight white male.

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick a squirtle

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's bad because I can't frick it

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    furries ruinned pokemon
    posting links to porn should be a bannable offense like posting porn

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m pretty sure Gamefreak ruined Pokemon, champ.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        good point, agreed, now it can be both, i'll go with both

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    BULBASAUR BULBA BULBA BULBASAUR

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      SAUR SAUR IVYSAUR!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        BULBAAA UWU

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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