>you guys realize top 1% isn't that high, right? Like there was a guy in your class who had blue by default
Yeah, top 1% globally is a good place to be in, but it's not particularly great. If you assume a perfect distribution (unrealistic but it's just an example) if you grew up in a smallish metro of 100,000 people, one thousand of them already are in the top 1%. If there are seven billion people on earth, there are 70,000,000 people in the top 1%. Seventy million people.
I'm already top 5% in every game I play. And one I know I'm in the top 0.03%. But none of that matters because if you want to be making money competitively you need to be in the top 0.0001%
https://i.imgur.com/iUJhTyp.png
Well, Ganker?
I honestly don't mind games as a service if the games aren't also riddled with power enabling microtransactions. If it's "hey every X period of time, give us some money for cosmetics" or "new expansion dropped, money please" then I'm fine with it.
For purely self-serving reasons I would hit Purple and play more Heroes of the Storm.
red button and use its power to get the creative director for Mega Man 11 back at capcom and LEFT THE FRICK ALONE TO MAKE MORE BLUE ASTRO BOY GAMES FOR ME
>red
my Black person ass would just use it to get more mario games >blue
Waste, getting good is part of the fun >yellow
Would probably use it on puzzlers >green
Would cure the most cancer, but I think the bubble is starting to burst anyway >Pink
There's games I miss but I don't think I need them back >orange
Good trolling potential
I'm going with orange
Green, it’s the only answer that isn’t incredibly shortsighted and keeps the industry as a whole consumer-friendly.
I actually want to choose red-orange though because that’s related to the bigger and more important topic of corporations encroaching on civil liberties.
only ones worth pressing are blue and green. >red is a monkey's paw given the absolute state of the industry >yellow will kill whatever series you love >purple is for homosexuals >orange is useless given that it's just 1 word and not shit-talking in general
>keeps the industry as a whole consumer-friendly.
you still got gachashit, battle pass shit, etc. and DRM that will perform server-side checks. the only difference is the game won't become unplayable once the server dies.
>you still got gachashit, battle pass shit, etc
That is literally GAAS shit you moron. Hitting green means one and done products because to keep updating it in any way is GAAS.
>you still got gachashit, battle pass shit, etc
That is literally GAAS shit you moron. Hitting green means one and done products because to keep updating it in any way is GAAS.
>those are gaas!
no they aren't. gaas just refers to games that require centralized servers to work. I hope you're not moronic enough to insist that dragon ball xenoverse 2 and payday 2 are gaas because they had a ton of dlc and an online mode.
lol is this a serious problem people have? they can't shut their mouths for 5 goddamn minutes to play a game without automatically shouting slurs?
your homosexual post offends me more than any word that could come out of your homosexual mouth.
having to walk on eggshells and acting fake-nice around morons is one of the worst feelings.
>orange is useless
Black person READ, it says >or any other word >any
you can trash talk or be as racist/rainbowphobic as you want.
this also implies no more blackrock thought police
>Red
Downside: the games will obviously all be crap because of the insane development schedule. >Yellow
Popularity doesn't affect quality, so this wouldn't make my favorite genres any better. >Purple
This is just delaying it inevitably turning to crap again. >Orange
I don't play any games wherein my freedom of speech is neutered, so this doesn't affect me.
The only ones left are green and blue. Top 1% reflexes are transferrable to areas of my life outside of gaming, so I have to choose that one - blue.
I don't want GAAS banned, I want games open sourced after the publishers cut support. Or at the very least provide the community with the tools to host their own servers and legal indemnity for hosting them
So many fricking autists saying "Blue", not realising that the button doesn't specify "Top 1% (of gamers)".
Meaning they're top 1% of humanity overall and barely notice a difference because... I mean frick have you seen humanity - you chads are all already top 1%. No homo.
Anyway, I'll smash that green button like an old school pewdiepie fan hits the like and subscribe.
Exactly, the button says what it says.
Which is "Top 1% aim blah blah blah".
Congrats, you now beat:
the 50% of the population over 45.
The 25% of the remaining population that are female.
The remaining 15% that don't regularly play video games.
The remaining 19% that don't play FPS
You are now top 1%, by being a casual overwatch millenial. Congrats.
Orange is a meme, take your meds.
Purple is a waste of time, move on with your life.
Green is whatever, people are allowed to make games I dislike.
Yellow isn't valuable, popularity isn't a good thing.
Blue is a curse, 1% isn't good enough to go pro, but it is good enough to make people not want to play with you anymore.
I pick Red and nominate GTA. Every single one will be ass, people will get sick of them and turn on RockStar, then I'll never have to see their shitty games clog up the board again.
A top 1% intellect wouldn't be superhuman. It would be like 135 IQ, by comparison. Yeah, you're smarter than average, considerably, but you're not even genius level. You're just considerably above average.
Given the shitty other options I'd still pick it but you should expect less than you are
>I've enjoyed online games in the past but will never enjoy it again
don't know why you make such obvious lies
Yeah, one, and it's main value was in being able to go to private instances away from people and being able to get good enough to solo everything.
Sure, every now and again I'd go to places and help new players and whatnot but that's where co-op still works fine with no abusive updates to keep you playing something you otherwise wouldn't.
you're just arguing for incomplete shit and no one capable of rational thought cares.
can you rephrase?
anyway keep in mind this is the government handling it so say goodbye to any game you need an internet connection to
5 months ago
Anonymous
>b-but you could still enjoy another online game in the future
Don't care, death to GaaS, eat shit.
Meanwhile I could still play any regular game with optional online, which will be infinitely more active when dedicated online-only games die. Basically a free sidegrade from the pink button. Also zero monetization private servers for old games would likely still be legal.
5 months ago
Anonymous
private servers would be nuked as soon as they take donations
optional online might be okay, again government handling things is iffy, but I guess users have to host or servers being super low cost with maybe a p2p system (and hacking/cheating/lag issues that comes with that)
5 months ago
Anonymous
Not if the donations are external and come with no in-game benefits. Private servers are already not entirely legal in that regard, to be fair.
5 months ago
Anonymous
yea but it's not companies going after the servers if they feel like it or not, but the government
Yeah, one, and it's main value was in being able to go to private instances away from people and being able to get good enough to solo everything.
Sure, every now and again I'd go to places and help new players and whatnot but that's where co-op still works fine with no abusive updates to keep you playing something you otherwise wouldn't.
you're just arguing for incomplete shit and no one capable of rational thought cares.
>and it's main value was in being able to go to private instances away from people and being able to get good enough to solo everything
You are why online games turned to shit.
>all abusive trash is nuked in favor of online and couch co-op only since there's no way to keep abusing people into playing smoething they otherwise wouldn't
Yes, and?
>red
Will go to shit real quick, and that's assuming the first one/few are good in the first place. >blue
All games that aren't already braindead or some gay high level comp shit become boring. >yellow
Monkeypaw trap, similar to red. >purple
Does the "peak" also mean any shit changes being reverted? Either way nah, not a great deal. >orange
What's the point then?
>green
Good option, as long as it has no loopholes and includes gacha.
>wish granted >you get 1 sale instead of zero which is infinitely more than it was going to otherwise
Only green doesn't involve being being slapped with the monkey's paw. You chose wrong.
If it wasn't going to have any sales, 1 sale is comparatively "mega popular", because again, infinitely more sales. Do you not know the concept of the monkey's paw?
>Mega popular is contextual.
Yeah, and the context is the general population >1 sale is comparatively "mega popular", because again, infinitely more sales.
That's not mega-popular >Muh monkey's paw
That's just you pulling shit out of your ass.
>it wasn't going to have any sales, 1 sale is comparatively "mega popular",
No it's not. It's MORE popular sure, but by absolutely zero fricking metrics is a video game with a single sale mega popular. The monkey's paw has to actually make sense.
An actual one would be "The game that actually popularises the genre is a shitty clone of yours, whilst yours remains unknown"
I'm going to drink the Love potion and then not only will the frog be jumping on my dick, but (You) will love me so much you'll kill anyone I ask with your death powers.
>sometimes in the moment you might say or think it but you don't necessarily actually want anyone to die >only losers want to force people into being in love with them/don't want someone who wants them to begin with >also, once it wears off you could just end up with a bunch of super stalkers >the immortality one doesn't say you can't be maimed >oops, you went sky diving without a parachute? congrats, now you're a splatter of a human in eternal pain waiting a year for the potion to wear off so that your agony can end
Death potion.
Do you have any idea how powerful this is?
By surgically culling segments of the population you can exert immense influence over the ethnic and cultural destiny of mankind.
Or just kill 95% of the global population and reset everything.
If you wanted to make this remotely balanced the death potion ought to kill the user once it expires.
It really isn't bro. There are apparently 8 billion people alive right now. The average person apparently has 60,000 thoughts per day. Let's be generous and say you can dedicate every single one of these thoughts to a kill and you have the willpower to do so, for an entire year (already impossible, you need to think "time to eat", "I'm going to walk over there" etc. not in literal words, but its a "thought" you need to have).
That's just short of 22 million thoughts a year. Not nearly enough to make a real dent, you couldn't even kill all the Chinese or all the Indians with this. You couldn't make a real dent in white people, you couldn't even do more than a third of a smaller ethnicity like the Persians. You could kill all the Native Americans, but not sure why you'd want to.
Even on top of this, there's another big problem - you need to know the person so you can think about them for the kill. I'm assuming you at least need the name, or name and face. Some type of pointer that indicates the person you're killing. Even finding that out about a significant number of people would be a chore.
No, what this would be good for is killing the elites, media personalities you dislike, and your personal enemies. That's it. I will say even that is really good, but its far away from what you were envisioning.
It says "the ability to kill any person with just a thought". "Black folk" is not a person. Neither is "Europeans", "Asians", whatever. "Joe Biden" is a person.
It doesn't say you have to know the person or how specific the thought must be.
5 months ago
Anonymous
It doesn't have to, it says "kill any person with a thought". Its impossible to think about a person if you don't know the person, that's kinda just how thinking works Black person
5 months ago
Anonymous
Really? How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
5 months ago
Anonymous
moron, your logic is the exact same as mine except you're subbing in race categories for individuals. Try and think for two seconds, I know its hard for you.
5 months ago
Anonymous
It doesn't even say you have to think about that person, Black person. If you think about every human alive fricking dying while invoking the ability, they will die, because there was a thought, and each of them is a person.
If "the southernmost guy currently standing at a bus stop in Paris" works (and it should) then multikills will work just as well.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Doesn't have to say it you dumb Black person moron, basic logic demands it. Not my fault you're a fricking moron.
Any person = one person
"Take any apple" for example means "select an apple".
If you have to THINK about it to kill someone it's clear the thought exists in order to point out the PERSON in question. I'd agree that referentials should also work, unless there are cases in which it's ambigous, i.e. "kill my friends uncle" when he has multiple uncles and it's not clear which is being referred to.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You moronic fricking subhuman, ever heard of context? Any person means ANY person, no restrictions.
Thoughts are otherwise vague, so are made up magic potions. At worst you can just go with "oldest Indian alive" and loop it. What's the kill potion's processing power if the thought doesn't change, can you tell me that? You can't. And even if you limit that to "60000 thoughts per day", that nonetheless bypasses any need for particularly specific thoughts and can kill a pretty decent amount of people.
Now frick off, I'm playing vidya.
>60,000 thoughts per day
Lol.
Maybe you do, but most people are capable of far in excess of that.
What a weirdly arbitrary number to pull from your ass.
Take the act of reading this post for instance.
Your mind registers each word, returns the definition, pulls up associations, correlates the word to the context of the surrounding sentence, correlates that sentence with previous sentences, then structures all that information such that you can comprehend my disdainful refutation.
This string of cognition manifests and terminates dozens if not hundreds of thoughts within the span of a few seconds.
The real bottleneck of the DeathPotion is the second thing you mentioned. You need to be able to think about the person to activate the effect - which presumably means need a tangible link to each specific person in order to target them (awareness of a name, of a face).
Torn between Death and True Love. Probably would be selfish and go with True Love. Immortality seems like a monkey's paw sitch. >Yeah I said you won't die but never said you couldn't sustain permanent damage tee hee, what you thought you would heal?
>Death
I have no one I want to kill. As much as you might fantasize about killing everyone who has politics you disagree with, the mass extermination will have unforseen consequences.
>Love
My problem is that I never find anyone I am interested in, so it's useless to me
>Immortality
Probably the best choice but I still can't think of a practical use for it.
Red, gimme my 5 Fatal Frame games and I'll frick off and none of you have to talk to me for the next decade. The only other one there that I remotely care about is green.
True Love. Death is just psychotic and immortality =/= immunity, you can still break every goddamn bone in your body and puncture every organ, but you'll live to feel all of it.
>red
More frequent releases is no guarantee of quality. Rather the opposite tends to be true. >yellow
Already happens, and again the influx of copycats rushing to exploit a fad is even less of a guarantee of quality since it's like red but now everyone is doing it even for IPs where it makes no sense to. >green
Muh legislation. have a nice day libtard; stop Buying It Anyway™ and the marketing strategy will die off on its own from not being profitable (enough). >purple
And it will die off again for the same reasons it previously did. Sic transit gloria mundi. >orange
Imagine willingly communicating with pubgays for any reason, even the personal satisfaction of calling them out as the Black folk they are.
Imagine willingly buying games with butthurt woke sjw cuck developers/publishers that would even entertain the ban hammer rather than competently programming in chat squelch/ignore/mute settings for the user.
Imagine having the misguided bravery of being (You) and resisting the siren's song of suicide every hour of every day. >blue
The only remotely good one, even if the effects are exclusive to vidya.
The affection of mind controlled slaves isn't appealing and in my circumstances I'm extremely unlikely to die/be killed in any one year but reserve the ability to kill myself at any time I choose so temporary immortality is similarly wasted. Death potion by default, at worst that could be monetized for benefit beyond its duration.
oh nice a CYOA thread, it's been a while since we've had one of these
Choose your sword Ganker
>Muh legislation. have a nice day libtard; stop Buying It Anyway™ and the marketing strategy will die off on its own from not being profitable (enough).
I need more information before I pick pink, am I in this universe with the frog girl in it? Are there more frog girls like her? Are there monster girls or are they all just anthro furries?
If this is just like a cross-dimensional email there's no point since the only thing on the menu here is h*man women. I pick death just to be safe.
Love seems busted, if its permanent and unconditional then they can just work for you forever.
immortality is useless
death is the collectivist / psychopath option
Orange unironically. It would filter shitters hard and with less people buying, game companies would have to scale back their budgets to something reasonable again.
Red could be a trap that just churns out garbage. Blue doesn't make you supersmart and I don't play shooters. Yellow and green are pointless. Purple is functionally the same as orange so for me it's purple
Well stop cross-reality posting then, because here e-girl is already "mega popular", just not the absolute most popular and mainstream thing. The button doesn't offer the latter, so it doesn't have to change anything.
10+ years ago you it may have been still mostly limited to Japan but not at this point.
> Everyone is super into e-girl, but nobody will admit it because the strong social stigma towards child exploitation remains intact > People start vehemently crusading against e-girl, projecting their virtuousness and purity in order to obfuscate their secret obsession.
From a sociological perspective, it'd be interesting to watch.
Pink/purple, of course. >Red: has the high risk of getting a bunch of bad games in the mix >Blue: eh whatever, I don't play competitive. >Yellow: whenever a genre becomes popular, it is doomed to be flooded with shitty content. >Green: eeeh, it's fine. Second best option. >Orange: superfluous.
Red could backfire.
Yellow could backfire.
I already don't play games like Green at all, so pointless to me.
I don't/rarely play online multiplayer/multiplayer games in general now, so purple and orange are also pointless to me.
Blue is good for not just gaming, but for everything in general, so I'm going with that.
We're going back to 2006 era motherfrickers. No NPC party members, no fast travel except for boats and telepoints, no level sync. You will spend years crafting your Relic and you will like it!
Blue sounds a lot better than it is. Top 1/100 is enough to usually be the best in a random lobby, at least on the hard skills front, but doesn't guarantee anything beyond that and you definitely won't be a true top player just off that.
I'd go purple, Halo 3
>Red
You will just be getting new games, no gurantee they will be good. You will probably regret it and feel like your franchise peaked early.
>Blue
No satisfaction in winning because you didn't earn it. I guess you could make a living off competitive FPS or fighting games but it wouldn't be fulfilling.
>Yellow
Not a bad choice, but again similar to red, there's a chance poor imitations of the genre could pollute the landscape. This has already happened to several genres.
>Green
Wouldn't personally affect you, the whole market is headed towards a crash anyway.
>Purple
Not everyone even likes an online game, and you'd get bored of whichever one you chose eventually.
Yellow button for me. Metroidvanias are growing in popularity, but having them be "mega popular" would mean that for all the lousy ones there will be more great ones inbetween. Imagine a game as unique as Blasphemous coming out every single year. Different developers around the world taking inspiration from their own mythology or culture and making a strange, rich world to frick around in for at least twenty hours. The really good developers who would add more. The metroidvanias with simpler graphics but make up for it with way more content like more playable characters, game modes, and so on.
There will be plenty of shitty ones, too, metroidvanias that are just precision platformers with roadblocks, but I'm confident the actual good ones would rise to the top.
I just love games where you start off so modestly but it's still fun to control and play and then it gets so much more in-depth with your movements and combat later on.
>red
DOesn't say it has to be good or even a service game so might as well be a monkey paw >blue
Don't have gud net so... >yellow
oh frick no >green
yeah I guess I would press this >purple
oh maybe this instead >brown
can already get away with it by saying it on comp
Yellow, but not sure if I want to make it character action or raising sim
Actually can I just make character action raising sim a mega popular genre, then we get both those and as a side effect people will start making games focused on just one side as well
Blue is actually more OP than people realize. Yeah, being top 1% in for example aim isn't actually that impressive but being top 1% in reflexes, coordination, and aim all at once is probably much more rare. If it's permanent, it's even more OP as you'll be dunking on teenagers in most sports and video games while you're 70 years old. You won't have to worry about bad joints, strokes, parkinson, alzheimers, and so on. Someone like Stephen Hawkings would be cured by the blue button.
>red
Can't think of anything worth pressing this button for >blue
Most viable option if it doesn't just apply to vidya >yellow
Monkey's paw >green
Monkey's paw >magenta
Monkey's paw >orange
Monkey's paw (it does not say that your account cannot be heavily restricted)
Prisoner's Dilemma
Everybody should press green or else we'll end up in a situation where everybody assumed somebody else pressed green and we lose the single best opportunity to fix the industry we have
green, would probably triple the amount of new games we get if they couldn't just make 1 and rest on their laurels selling skins for the next 500 years
>pick red >choose Elder Scrolls >enough games to cover all of Tamriel >no way Bethesda could make truly new games so they'll be using the same engine with minor tweaks >games inevitably get spliced together >no longer matters how incompetent Bethesda is because the modding platform would be just too good
blue would let me play fighting games and rts, so I guess I'd press that
red doesn't guarantee the new games are good
yellow almost guarantees what you like gets plagued with normalgays and subsequently ruined and is therefore almost more of a spite option for people you hate than anything
I don't need to say Black person every three seconds
Pink is pretty good, but I don't really care too much to go to the past, I'd rather find new things even if I enjoyed some things in the past quite a bit
I don't need the government to be my daddy
Make millions at digital sports
Buy the franchises that I like and fund them
Pay shills to popularize 3d cereal box mascot platformers and Team fortress Classic
Buy a permanent N word pass
Apply for congress by offering everyone a free N word pass
I already have the blue and brown buttons so I guess I'll take red and go for MegaMan Legends: Lunar. A crossover franchise I have just invented because I also want a new Lunar game.
>red
moronic, games are gonna be shit almost certainly if they come out biyearly >yellow
moronic, why would you want you favorite genre to get ruined by normies and homosexuals? >Green
Who gives a frick, I just don't play those dogshit games. Besides I'm against big daddy government regulation for every fricking thing we don't like. >Orange
Useless unless you're fricking 12 mentally >Pink
I don't give a shit about online games. >Blue
Decent
Red. >Choose any franchise
Didn't say it had to be a game franchise
I pick Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann Lagann. I want a ttgl game to exist, red button gives me 5 games
>Red
'New game' might include shitty spin-offs and even mobage, means more game output sure but still doesn't guarantee quality >Blue
Somewhat practical IRL but also a bit selfish >Yellow
Ganker will come out of the woodwork to hate whatever genre picked for this, can also see oversaturation >Green
The government really shouldn't have to step in to curbstomp kusoge >Purple
More of a novelty and doesn't really do anything for any less popular newer games you want to see thrive >Orange
Nobody should be banned for saying such things without at least one warning anyway, this should at least apply to everyone with any slur
These aside, Green would absolutely shake up the stale industry for the hell of it and Orange to its credit might be a little lulzy, possibly weeding out people and community managers.
Red means you’re getting lots of bad games
I am already above top 1% of the general population, that’s a lower bar than you might think
Popularity is a bad thing
I don’t want the government involved with video games, they will make things worse
I don’t care about online games so that’s the last two
Can I get some new buttons?
I pick Red
Nu-Monster Hunter is shit and the series is dead to me going forward. I hope the red button runs that shit into the ground. And the casual secondary parasites move on to other franchises to ruin
This but with Zelda.
It took them 6 years to recycle all of their assets to slap on nuts and bolts. They lack the tallent and soul to pull of a Majoras mask in current year. Imagine how much the series would die if they had to churn out half baked Ideas every two years.
But in reality though they would just remake an another old Zelda, make a mobile game, or a shitty spin off like links crossbow training for the next decade.
And only then would they reuse their assets yet again for a half baked sequel to totk for goycattle to gobble up
>pick blue >nothing changes, because on average compared to all the normies that have never touched a game, elderly people, babies, and 2 billion chinese/indian farmers...the average gamer was already well into the top 1% of world average
Fisher King >> Nakama >>>> Road Eternal
Having a sick ass place to live for you and all your friends and family for the rest of your lives with 0 worry about money is the good shit
Fisher King is like, objectively better than the other two. You should've made it so that you couldn't invite anyone inside and contact with the outside world was verboten even with tech you cook up.
> red
So it will also become shit? > yellow
So it will also become shit? > yellow
Don't care for online garbage. > orange
Don't care for online garbage. > green
Don't care for online garbage. > blue
The only sensible choice.
All of these are monkey pay choices: >Red: shit game after shit game >Blue: ability to enter e-sports, but you still need the drive and the desire >Yellow: Becoming popular ruins genres >Green: Which government? None of the other governments do. >Purple: 1-2 years of fun
If Orange applies to everyone, then it is the only sensible choice
Red sucks because modern sequels suck
Blue is cheating
Don't care about yellow
Green is kind of nice but I don't like governments dictating things, I'd prefer GaaS fail naturally
Purple is tempting, lots of good games have died
But I have to go with orange because frick censorship and political correctness
Green easy.
Red is actually a nightmare, who in their right mind would want to turn their favorite game into generic sports trash
Yellow would destroy the community
Purple seems ok but there is more to the fun of online games than population, they are also a product of it's time of early internet, it wouldn't be the same.
I would take blue if it was top 0.01%, top 1% is not that high, it just means you are not a shitter.
Orange is too limiting, you only get 1 insult.
>How exactly is blue going to make you money, you braindead israelites?
Typical zoomer: unable to see the purpose of fun if he isn't working toward Mr. Shekelburg's rent + tip.
Blue only because I've become old and slow.
you guys realize top 1% isn't that high, right? Like there was a guy in your class who had blue by default
>you guys realize top 1% isn't that high, right? Like there was a guy in your class who had blue by default
Yeah, top 1% globally is a good place to be in, but it's not particularly great. If you assume a perfect distribution (unrealistic but it's just an example) if you grew up in a smallish metro of 100,000 people, one thousand of them already are in the top 1%. If there are seven billion people on earth, there are 70,000,000 people in the top 1%. Seventy million people.
Can I make a game unpopular again?
red and the franchise is Megaman because I'm a boomer who loves megaman, and megaman has a lot of variations so we won't get bored of the new games
stupid fricking comp zoomers
blue and use it to be epic, who honestly gives a frick about the other shit enough to take it over turning into john wick
It doesn't even matter because the new games all have skill based matchmaking
Games?
Who tf cares about vidya, blue has so many more applications and can actually improve your life.
Blue is by far the most useful lmao
Might be if my skills hadn't atrophied at least 7% as I've gotten older.
Maybe if it was .01%
Top 1% in a 10m player game is top 100k, which is great but not pro tier
I'm already top 5% in every game I play. And one I know I'm in the top 0.03%. But none of that matters because if you want to be making money competitively you need to be in the top 0.0001%
I honestly don't mind games as a service if the games aren't also riddled with power enabling microtransactions. If it's "hey every X period of time, give us some money for cosmetics" or "new expansion dropped, money please" then I'm fine with it.
For purely self-serving reasons I would hit Purple and play more Heroes of the Storm.
green
yep. games mine.
Orange
I will not elaborate
based
The only thing keeping you from making Orange a reality is your cowardice.
Okay then why don't you go play some online game and write Black person in the chat without getting banned you fricking nig?
>he wasted a button press
Black person
underages
Black person.
Orange should be the only choice to pick
orange undoes gamergate
Yellow
Porn games
I want to be an apex coomer
Frick I thought I was being smart with picking VR but I think yours does both
red button and use its power to get the creative director for Mega Man 11 back at capcom and LEFT THE FRICK ALONE TO MAKE MORE BLUE ASTRO BOY GAMES FOR ME
blue because it only benefits me and i can profit off it
I choose to press every button
Yellow obviously, im bringing rts BACK boys.
>red
my Black person ass would just use it to get more mario games
>blue
Waste, getting good is part of the fun
>yellow
Would probably use it on puzzlers
>green
Would cure the most cancer, but I think the bubble is starting to burst anyway
>Pink
There's games I miss but I don't think I need them back
>orange
Good trolling potential
I'm going with orange
Green, it’s the only answer that isn’t incredibly shortsighted and keeps the industry as a whole consumer-friendly.
I actually want to choose red-orange though because that’s related to the bigger and more important topic of corporations encroaching on civil liberties.
only ones worth pressing are blue and green.
>red is a monkey's paw given the absolute state of the industry
>yellow will kill whatever series you love
>purple is for homosexuals
>orange is useless given that it's just 1 word and not shit-talking in general
>keeps the industry as a whole consumer-friendly.
you still got gachashit, battle pass shit, etc. and DRM that will perform server-side checks. the only difference is the game won't become unplayable once the server dies.
>you still got gachashit, battle pass shit, etc
That is literally GAAS shit you moron. Hitting green means one and done products because to keep updating it in any way is GAAS.
>you still got gachashit, battle pass shit, etc
No you don't. Those all fall under GaaS.
>those are gaas!
no they aren't. gaas just refers to games that require centralized servers to work. I hope you're not moronic enough to insist that dragon ball xenoverse 2 and payday 2 are gaas because they had a ton of dlc and an online mode.
your homosexual post offends me more than any word that could come out of your homosexual mouth.
having to walk on eggshells and acting fake-nice around morons is one of the worst feelings.
>orange is useless
Black person READ, it says
>or any other word
>any
you can trash talk or be as racist/rainbowphobic as you want.
this also implies no more blackrock thought police
lol is this a serious problem people have? they can't shut their mouths for 5 goddamn minutes to play a game without automatically shouting slurs?
passive-aggressiveness is way more toxic than getting called a homosexual
it's not about the n word, it's about sending a message
>Red
Downside: the games will obviously all be crap because of the insane development schedule.
>Yellow
Popularity doesn't affect quality, so this wouldn't make my favorite genres any better.
>Purple
This is just delaying it inevitably turning to crap again.
>Orange
I don't play any games wherein my freedom of speech is neutered, so this doesn't affect me.
The only ones left are green and blue. Top 1% reflexes are transferrable to areas of my life outside of gaming, so I have to choose that one - blue.
Easy
>u.s. economy collapses overnight
>as does it’s greatest ally
Like I give a frick, israelite
A rotten tree has to fall
And that's bad because...
think of all the innocent billionaires!!
push it multiple times, just to make sure
>mfw smashing the gray button
finally, a button for the much-touted actual communism
Cool it with the antisemitism
yellow is the only choice here that isn't a monkey's paw or garbage
Blue >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yellow > Pink > Green > Orange >>>>>>>>>> Red
Definitely blue because I can apply it to other things that can make me money
Red if it guarantees the game is at least close to par with the previous entry(s) in the franchise. Otherwise blue and just make money from it.
Blue, and go on to become a multi-discipline Olympic champion, frick lots of b***hes and sire a new generation of supermen.
I don't think magical button enhancements can be passed down genetically
For science, then
top 1% would get you to the olympics, but it probably wouldn't let you win them. Olympic medalists are all absolute freaks of nature.
Yellow, 3D platformers.
enjoy your run of the mill Open World AAA slop collectathons
>banjo kazooie elden ring
ship it
Blue. Then I start assassinating people from a distance and become the next DC sniper
Green and i say this as a gacha gay who has invested 10k in genshin
blue because the skills should transfer out of games
I don't want GAAS banned, I want games open sourced after the publishers cut support. Or at the very least provide the community with the tools to host their own servers and legal indemnity for hosting them
Are my newfound reflexes only ative during video games? I mean either way I would probably take it.
So many fricking autists saying "Blue", not realising that the button doesn't specify "Top 1% (of gamers)".
Meaning they're top 1% of humanity overall and barely notice a difference because... I mean frick have you seen humanity - you chads are all already top 1%. No homo.
Anyway, I'll smash that green button like an old school pewdiepie fan hits the like and subscribe.
>not realising that the button doesn't specify "Top 1% (of gamers)".
Literally your own fan fiction. The button says what it says.
t. has literally NO idea what he's talking about.
Exactly, the button says what it says.
Which is "Top 1% aim blah blah blah".
Congrats, you now beat:
the 50% of the population over 45.
The 25% of the remaining population that are female.
The remaining 15% that don't regularly play video games.
The remaining 19% that don't play FPS
You are now top 1%, by being a casual overwatch millenial. Congrats.
Orange is a meme, take your meds.
Purple is a waste of time, move on with your life.
Green is whatever, people are allowed to make games I dislike.
Yellow isn't valuable, popularity isn't a good thing.
Blue is a curse, 1% isn't good enough to go pro, but it is good enough to make people not want to play with you anymore.
I pick Red and nominate GTA. Every single one will be ass, people will get sick of them and turn on RockStar, then I'll never have to see their shitty games clog up the board again.
Orange without a doubt, Black person.
>something with loads of practical application vs some vidya bullshit
It's simply useful vs the other options which are not
red button
touhou
it's not about money. being uncoordinated is suffering
Yellow
online competitive jigsaw puzzling
>how could you possibly make use of nigh superhuman reflexes, coordination, and accuracy?
>top 1%
>superhuman
Black person there's people with top 1% IQ who can't hold a job
A top 1% intellect wouldn't be superhuman. It would be like 135 IQ, by comparison. Yeah, you're smarter than average, considerably, but you're not even genius level. You're just considerably above average.
Given the shitty other options I'd still pick it but you should expect less than you are
pink button
Firefall
I don't even care anymore
Green because it's the only one of value that doesn't also risk monkey paw.
>Green because it's the only one of value that doesn't also risk monkey paw.
huh? all online games get nuked
So?
are you pretending you've never enjoyed a online game?
That's irrelevant. All the best online games are already dead or ruined.
>I've enjoyed online games in the past but will never enjoy it again
don't know why you make such obvious lies
can you rephrase?
anyway keep in mind this is the government handling it so say goodbye to any game you need an internet connection to
>b-but you could still enjoy another online game in the future
Don't care, death to GaaS, eat shit.
Meanwhile I could still play any regular game with optional online, which will be infinitely more active when dedicated online-only games die. Basically a free sidegrade from the pink button. Also zero monetization private servers for old games would likely still be legal.
private servers would be nuked as soon as they take donations
optional online might be okay, again government handling things is iffy, but I guess users have to host or servers being super low cost with maybe a p2p system (and hacking/cheating/lag issues that comes with that)
Not if the donations are external and come with no in-game benefits. Private servers are already not entirely legal in that regard, to be fair.
yea but it's not companies going after the servers if they feel like it or not, but the government
Yeah, one, and it's main value was in being able to go to private instances away from people and being able to get good enough to solo everything.
Sure, every now and again I'd go to places and help new players and whatnot but that's where co-op still works fine with no abusive updates to keep you playing something you otherwise wouldn't.
you're just arguing for incomplete shit and no one capable of rational thought cares.
>and it's main value was in being able to go to private instances away from people and being able to get good enough to solo everything
You are why online games turned to shit.
>all abusive trash is nuked in favor of online and couch co-op only since there's no way to keep abusing people into playing smoething they otherwise wouldn't
Yes, and?
>all online games nuked in favor of online games
wut
anything related to games and them being online: GONE
okay?
Online gaming has been irreparably ruined, I can literally only have fun with friends with it now
hope they're on the couch with you or in that scenario you're not playing with them
shouldnt these all have catches? yellow is the only bad button
i choose red so lanning can get off his ass and make this already
>red
Will go to shit real quick, and that's assuming the first one/few are good in the first place.
>blue
All games that aren't already braindead or some gay high level comp shit become boring.
>yellow
Monkeypaw trap, similar to red.
>purple
Does the "peak" also mean any shit changes being reverted? Either way nah, not a great deal.
>orange
What's the point then?
>green
Good option, as long as it has no loopholes and includes gacha.
if you say anything but orange, you're a Black person
Dude you can't say that.
>make indie game
>it’s the first of its own genre
Yellow for me frens. Set phasers to $70.00 USD plus tip
Okay, genius. What's the genre? What revolution are you going to create?
2nd person shooter.
soulslike climbing games
>wish granted
>you get 1 sale instead of zero which is infinitely more than it was going to otherwise
Only green doesn't involve being being slapped with the monkey's paw. You chose wrong.
>Only game of a mega popular genre
>One sale
????
Mega popular is contextual.
If it wasn't going to have any sales, 1 sale is comparatively "mega popular", because again, infinitely more sales. Do you not know the concept of the monkey's paw?
What the frick are you even saying. Absolute nonsense.
>Mega popular is contextual.
Yeah, and the context is the general population
>1 sale is comparatively "mega popular", because again, infinitely more sales.
That's not mega-popular
>Muh monkey's paw
That's just you pulling shit out of your ass.
>it wasn't going to have any sales, 1 sale is comparatively "mega popular",
No it's not. It's MORE popular sure, but by absolutely zero fricking metrics is a video game with a single sale mega popular. The monkey's paw has to actually make sense.
An actual one would be "The game that actually popularises the genre is a shitty clone of yours, whilst yours remains unknown"
Either red or pink for me. Red I would choose Front Mission series, pink would be Guild Wars 1. God, I miss random arena so fricking bad.
orange
2 ez
Yellow. Open world super hero games of non-comic book IPs... my beloved...
Prototype 3 and Infamous 4 when
Choose wisely
I choose shoving the frog staff up her pussy
[_] Death Potion
[_] Elixir of True Love
[_] Immortality Potion
[X]Rape Greffina
You can't do that.
Says who? Who the frick are you, dickhead? NOBODY
Don't make me drink the death potion, b***h.
*drinks the immortality potion*
Now what
I'm going to drink the Love potion and then not only will the frog be jumping on my dick, but (You) will love me so much you'll kill anyone I ask with your death powers.
True love, I can have the ultimate harem. I can chill at home while they all make bank for me.
Death potion omnicide.
Neither of those are a good option.
>sometimes in the moment you might say or think it but you don't necessarily actually want anyone to die
>only losers want to force people into being in love with them/don't want someone who wants them to begin with
>also, once it wears off you could just end up with a bunch of super stalkers
>the immortality one doesn't say you can't be maimed
>oops, you went sky diving without a parachute? congrats, now you're a splatter of a human in eternal pain waiting a year for the potion to wear off so that your agony can end
Death potion.
Do you have any idea how powerful this is?
By surgically culling segments of the population you can exert immense influence over the ethnic and cultural destiny of mankind.
Or just kill 95% of the global population and reset everything.
If you wanted to make this remotely balanced the death potion ought to kill the user once it expires.
>Or just kill 95% of the global population and reset everything.
soon brother, the happening is coming
It really isn't bro. There are apparently 8 billion people alive right now. The average person apparently has 60,000 thoughts per day. Let's be generous and say you can dedicate every single one of these thoughts to a kill and you have the willpower to do so, for an entire year (already impossible, you need to think "time to eat", "I'm going to walk over there" etc. not in literal words, but its a "thought" you need to have).
That's just short of 22 million thoughts a year. Not nearly enough to make a real dent, you couldn't even kill all the Chinese or all the Indians with this. You couldn't make a real dent in white people, you couldn't even do more than a third of a smaller ethnicity like the Persians. You could kill all the Native Americans, but not sure why you'd want to.
Even on top of this, there's another big problem - you need to know the person so you can think about them for the kill. I'm assuming you at least need the name, or name and face. Some type of pointer that indicates the person you're killing. Even finding that out about a significant number of people would be a chore.
No, what this would be good for is killing the elites, media personalities you dislike, and your personal enemies. That's it. I will say even that is really good, but its far away from what you were envisioning.
It's not a death note. Just think about TND and it'll happen, for better or worse.
It says "the ability to kill any person with just a thought". "Black folk" is not a person. Neither is "Europeans", "Asians", whatever. "Joe Biden" is a person.
It doesn't say you have to know the person or how specific the thought must be.
It doesn't have to, it says "kill any person with a thought". Its impossible to think about a person if you don't know the person, that's kinda just how thinking works Black person
Really? How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
moron, your logic is the exact same as mine except you're subbing in race categories for individuals. Try and think for two seconds, I know its hard for you.
It doesn't even say you have to think about that person, Black person. If you think about every human alive fricking dying while invoking the ability, they will die, because there was a thought, and each of them is a person.
If "the southernmost guy currently standing at a bus stop in Paris" works (and it should) then multikills will work just as well.
Doesn't have to say it you dumb Black person moron, basic logic demands it. Not my fault you're a fricking moron.
Any person = one person
"Take any apple" for example means "select an apple".
If you have to THINK about it to kill someone it's clear the thought exists in order to point out the PERSON in question. I'd agree that referentials should also work, unless there are cases in which it's ambigous, i.e. "kill my friends uncle" when he has multiple uncles and it's not clear which is being referred to.
You moronic fricking subhuman, ever heard of context? Any person means ANY person, no restrictions.
Thoughts are otherwise vague, so are made up magic potions. At worst you can just go with "oldest Indian alive" and loop it. What's the kill potion's processing power if the thought doesn't change, can you tell me that? You can't. And even if you limit that to "60000 thoughts per day", that nonetheless bypasses any need for particularly specific thoughts and can kill a pretty decent amount of people.
Now frick off, I'm playing vidya.
>60,000 thoughts per day
Lol.
Maybe you do, but most people are capable of far in excess of that.
What a weirdly arbitrary number to pull from your ass.
Take the act of reading this post for instance.
Your mind registers each word, returns the definition, pulls up associations, correlates the word to the context of the surrounding sentence, correlates that sentence with previous sentences, then structures all that information such that you can comprehend my disdainful refutation.
This string of cognition manifests and terminates dozens if not hundreds of thoughts within the span of a few seconds.
The real bottleneck of the DeathPotion is the second thing you mentioned. You need to be able to think about the person to activate the effect - which presumably means need a tangible link to each specific person in order to target them (awareness of a name, of a face).
Torn between Death and True Love. Probably would be selfish and go with True Love. Immortality seems like a monkey's paw sitch.
>Yeah I said you won't die but never said you couldn't sustain permanent damage tee hee, what you thought you would heal?
>Death
I have no one I want to kill. As much as you might fantasize about killing everyone who has politics you disagree with, the mass extermination will have unforseen consequences.
>Love
My problem is that I never find anyone I am interested in, so it's useless to me
>Immortality
Probably the best choice but I still can't think of a practical use for it.
I have the most to gain with pink. Killing people doesn’t interest me, immortality seems useless
Red, gimme my 5 Fatal Frame games and I'll frick off and none of you have to talk to me for the next decade. The only other one there that I remotely care about is green.
True Love. Death is just psychotic and immortality =/= immunity, you can still break every goddamn bone in your body and puncture every organ, but you'll live to feel all of it.
>True Love. Death is just psychotic
So murder is no no but mindraping random women into your permanent loveslave isn't psychotic?
>take death potion
>look up a list of everyone who has ever been to a bilderberg meeting
>red
More frequent releases is no guarantee of quality. Rather the opposite tends to be true.
>yellow
Already happens, and again the influx of copycats rushing to exploit a fad is even less of a guarantee of quality since it's like red but now everyone is doing it even for IPs where it makes no sense to.
>green
Muh legislation. have a nice day libtard; stop Buying It Anyway™ and the marketing strategy will die off on its own from not being profitable (enough).
>purple
And it will die off again for the same reasons it previously did. Sic transit gloria mundi.
>orange
Imagine willingly communicating with pubgays for any reason, even the personal satisfaction of calling them out as the Black folk they are.
Imagine willingly buying games with butthurt woke sjw cuck developers/publishers that would even entertain the ban hammer rather than competently programming in chat squelch/ignore/mute settings for the user.
Imagine having the misguided bravery of being (You) and resisting the siren's song of suicide every hour of every day.
>blue
The only remotely good one, even if the effects are exclusive to vidya.
The affection of mind controlled slaves isn't appealing and in my circumstances I'm extremely unlikely to die/be killed in any one year but reserve the ability to kill myself at any time I choose so temporary immortality is similarly wasted. Death potion by default, at worst that could be monetized for benefit beyond its duration.
Ethereal+Haste
>Muh legislation. have a nice day libtard; stop Buying It Anyway™ and the marketing strategy will die off on its own from not being profitable (enough).
true love and frick the frog witch
I need more information before I pick pink, am I in this universe with the frog girl in it? Are there more frog girls like her? Are there monster girls or are they all just anthro furries?
If this is just like a cross-dimensional email there's no point since the only thing on the menu here is h*man women. I pick death just to be safe.
Love seems busted, if its permanent and unconditional then they can just work for you forever.
immortality is useless
death is the collectivist / psychopath option
Green or orange
Death
Haste and ethereal
Fisher King
Dominion
I'm split between green and orange. If we can get green upgraded to "software as a service", it'd be a slam dunk.
Orange unironically. It would filter shitters hard and with less people buying, game companies would have to scale back their budgets to something reasonable again.
Red could be a trap that just churns out garbage. Blue doesn't make you supersmart and I don't play shooters. Yellow and green are pointless. Purple is functionally the same as orange so for me it's purple
Top 1%, and then I do some kind of gamer career.
Blue is waaay too good to pass up for me
>Yellow
>Choose e-girl.
>Sit back and enjoy the chaos.
>nothing changes
Cool.
I wish to live in your reality.
Well stop cross-reality posting then, because here e-girl is already "mega popular", just not the absolute most popular and mainstream thing. The button doesn't offer the latter, so it doesn't have to change anything.
10+ years ago you it may have been still mostly limited to Japan but not at this point.
> Everyone is super into e-girl, but nobody will admit it because the strong social stigma towards child exploitation remains intact
> People start vehemently crusading against e-girl, projecting their virtuousness and purity in order to obfuscate their secret obsession.
From a sociological perspective, it'd be interesting to watch.
Pink/purple, of course.
>Red: has the high risk of getting a bunch of bad games in the mix
>Blue: eh whatever, I don't play competitive.
>Yellow: whenever a genre becomes popular, it is doomed to be flooded with shitty content.
>Green: eeeh, it's fine. Second best option.
>Orange: superfluous.
buff the reflex button to be top 0.01% and I'll pick that instead, I like dominating boards but not against shitters
Red could backfire.
Yellow could backfire.
I already don't play games like Green at all, so pointless to me.
I don't/rarely play online multiplayer/multiplayer games in general now, so purple and orange are also pointless to me.
Blue is good for not just gaming, but for everything in general, so I'm going with that.
Blue or Green.
Everything else is either a monkey's paw waiting to happen or simply not useful.
Orange
Purple and make h-games about e-girls being raped by ugly bastards the next big thing.
It's gotta be either blue or red, but what would i even give it to?
A new Turok would be awesome.
Purple
We're going back to 2006 era motherfrickers. No NPC party members, no fast travel except for boats and telepoints, no level sync. You will spend years crafting your Relic and you will like it!
based. I was thinking either FFXI or Everquest. Rip oldschool MMOs
Blue sounds a lot better than it is. Top 1/100 is enough to usually be the best in a random lobby, at least on the hard skills front, but doesn't guarantee anything beyond that and you definitely won't be a true top player just off that.
I'd go purple, Halo 3
>yellow
Boom!
Everyone is now playing exclusively Riichi Mahjong!
>Red
You will just be getting new games, no gurantee they will be good. You will probably regret it and feel like your franchise peaked early.
>Blue
No satisfaction in winning because you didn't earn it. I guess you could make a living off competitive FPS or fighting games but it wouldn't be fulfilling.
>Yellow
Not a bad choice, but again similar to red, there's a chance poor imitations of the genre could pollute the landscape. This has already happened to several genres.
>Green
Wouldn't personally affect you, the whole market is headed towards a crash anyway.
>Purple
Not everyone even likes an online game, and you'd get bored of whichever one you chose eventually.
>Orange
Is this really a problem for some of you?
Green.
Even if it is just one piece, I will have eliminated one of the roots piercing the heart of vidya.
Does yellow apply to my specific fetish in porn, because hoo boy
Yellow button for me. Metroidvanias are growing in popularity, but having them be "mega popular" would mean that for all the lousy ones there will be more great ones inbetween. Imagine a game as unique as Blasphemous coming out every single year. Different developers around the world taking inspiration from their own mythology or culture and making a strange, rich world to frick around in for at least twenty hours. The really good developers who would add more. The metroidvanias with simpler graphics but make up for it with way more content like more playable characters, game modes, and so on.
There will be plenty of shitty ones, too, metroidvanias that are just precision platformers with roadblocks, but I'm confident the actual good ones would rise to the top.
I just love games where you start off so modestly but it's still fun to control and play and then it gets so much more in-depth with your movements and combat later on.
pink.
>red
DOesn't say it has to be good or even a service game so might as well be a monkey paw
>blue
Don't have gud net so...
>yellow
oh frick no
>green
yeah I guess I would press this
>purple
oh maybe this instead
>brown
can already get away with it by saying it on comp
Yellow, but not sure if I want to make it character action or raising sim
Actually can I just make character action raising sim a mega popular genre, then we get both those and as a side effect people will start making games focused on just one side as well
Yellow and I will pick harem h-games without ntr
Smash the green button with zero fricking hesitation
>Invent new genre
>Press yellow
>Everyone buys your game
>profit
Every genre already exists and you know it.
oh yeah what about the genre of watching paint dry
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1630590/Paint_Drying_Simulator/
2/6? Green and Brown.
Blue seems to effect things outside of video games.
You would be a fool to pick anything else.
red for gta
it says nothing about the game quality though
they made the greatest entry in the series (san andreas) in less than 2 years
Red is only good if we return to PS2 level graphics. With modern visual standards 2 years is not enough time to do anything
Bringing StarCraft: Brood War back to its peak would be astonishing.
I was playing entire genres of games that no longer exist..
Spore unironically.
It gets new DLC and Spinoffs and becomes one of the longer supported titles like the Paradox games.
yellow, fighting games
the genre needs to innovate
Blue is actually more OP than people realize. Yeah, being top 1% in for example aim isn't actually that impressive but being top 1% in reflexes, coordination, and aim all at once is probably much more rare. If it's permanent, it's even more OP as you'll be dunking on teenagers in most sports and video games while you're 70 years old. You won't have to worry about bad joints, strokes, parkinson, alzheimers, and so on. Someone like Stephen Hawkings would be cured by the blue button.
oh nice a CYOA thread, it's been a while since we've had one of these
Choose your sword Ganker
why is poison paralyze and not dot spec?
these descriptions are trash
Diamond and Death, luck will guide me to victory.
Blood + Spikes is the most busted combination.
Prove me wrong.
frost and curse are the ultimate ragequit baiting combo in PvP
Poison/Death
If you have sub-30 LUK don't talk to me
would the blood effect proc. on thunder strikes?
cos if so, thunder and blood, love thunder magic
also, why the hell am I getting double captcha now?
Fire and ethereal
Give me the boom sword
Ghost+Death, but this version sucks post the good one
pretty sure ghost poison beats every other build
>red
Can't think of anything worth pressing this button for
>blue
Most viable option if it doesn't just apply to vidya
>yellow
Monkey's paw
>green
Monkey's paw
>magenta
Monkey's paw
>orange
Monkey's paw (it does not say that your account cannot be heavily restricted)
I choose blue
red monster rancher
Gankerners will really pick orange even though it's pointless
Government banning GAAS.
Easy choice.
GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN
IF YOU DON'T PRESS GREEN YOU'RE A FRICKING Black person
only one person needs to press green
Prisoner's Dilemma
Everybody should press green or else we'll end up in a situation where everybody assumed somebody else pressed green and we lose the single best opportunity to fix the industry we have
I will press green, just so no one else needs to.
For the vidya.
I press green and cure the cancer
Green
Blue
You can profit from it
Blue, faster reflexes means a slower perception of time. you'll literally experience more life by having it.
Red, Elder Scrolls
You could press the red button with Game Freak in mind to finally give them some time to learn how to make 3D games.
Jokes aside, probably press red for Golden Sun and see what happens. It can only get better. R-right?
Press Blue, then put a weight on it to hold the button down until it has sent 8 billion inputs so that everyone else gets the reaction time boost too.
yup, I'm picking red and getting some old school mario party
green, would probably triple the amount of new games we get if they couldn't just make 1 and rest on their laurels selling skins for the next 500 years
I just wish there was a button I could push that would get rid of my tennis elbow so I can play games normally again 🙁
I already have 1% reflexes and coordination and aim
just pick blue just in case my reflexes, coordination and aim are 2% just to improve even further
otherwise, I choose red and choose a good solid franchise that deserves love, pink and choose WoW, or green for the good of the world.
orange is a meme. yellow is a meme. don't want normalgays on your favorite franchises
purple button
FFXI
I choose Brood War to become popular again.
Can't wait to play Cubivore 5 with all my friends.
I need not press your buttons, Satan.
>pick red
>choose Elder Scrolls
>enough games to cover all of Tamriel
>no way Bethesda could make truly new games so they'll be using the same engine with minor tweaks
>games inevitably get spliced together
>no longer matters how incompetent Bethesda is because the modding platform would be just too good
blue would let me play fighting games and rts, so I guess I'd press that
red doesn't guarantee the new games are good
yellow almost guarantees what you like gets plagued with normalgays and subsequently ruined and is therefore almost more of a spite option for people you hate than anything
I don't need to say Black person every three seconds
Pink is pretty good, but I don't really care too much to go to the past, I'd rather find new things even if I enjoyed some things in the past quite a bit
I don't need the government to be my daddy
Blue please. My reflexes are really slow so this would be a massive buff.
where's the button to make my gf better at co-op games?
Yellow and I pick Tower of Sorcerer style games.
I played Lulu Farea and really loved it but it seems that 99% of the games in the genre are in Chinese only.
If Purple can bring back an EOSd game, Mobile Suit Gundam Online otherwise Red F-Zero
I press blue and finally stop being dsp in rhythm games
>Manlytears gets a new keyboard
I will never not find manlytears posting hilarious
Red, yellow and pink are terrible choices
Me pressing the bottom right button
Blue
Make millions at digital sports
Buy the franchises that I like and fund them
Pay shills to popularize 3d cereal box mascot platformers and Team fortress Classic
Buy a permanent N word pass
Apply for congress by offering everyone a free N word pass
I already have the blue and brown buttons so I guess I'll take red and go for MegaMan Legends: Lunar. A crossover franchise I have just invented because I also want a new Lunar game.
Is Orange only for me or is it for everyone? If it’s for everyone I push orange
>Anon's saying purple, orange, yellow, green
I just realized I am seriously colorblind.
>red
moronic, games are gonna be shit almost certainly if they come out biyearly
>yellow
moronic, why would you want you favorite genre to get ruined by normies and homosexuals?
>Green
Who gives a frick, I just don't play those dogshit games. Besides I'm against big daddy government regulation for every fricking thing we don't like.
>Orange
Useless unless you're fricking 12 mentally
>Pink
I don't give a shit about online games.
>Blue
Decent
green
it will solve every problem in the industry, while the others don't guarantee the result will be good
Red.
>Choose any franchise
Didn't say it had to be a game franchise
I pick Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann Lagann. I want a ttgl game to exist, red button gives me 5 games
Is there an actual way to improve reflexes?
Drink G-FUEL
Just make sure you use my code ANONhomosexual at checkout
>Red
'New game' might include shitty spin-offs and even mobage, means more game output sure but still doesn't guarantee quality
>Blue
Somewhat practical IRL but also a bit selfish
>Yellow
Ganker will come out of the woodwork to hate whatever genre picked for this, can also see oversaturation
>Green
The government really shouldn't have to step in to curbstomp kusoge
>Purple
More of a novelty and doesn't really do anything for any less popular newer games you want to see thrive
>Orange
Nobody should be banned for saying such things without at least one warning anyway, this should at least apply to everyone with any slur
These aside, Green would absolutely shake up the stale industry for the hell of it and Orange to its credit might be a little lulzy, possibly weeding out people and community managers.
Red means you’re getting lots of bad games
I am already above top 1% of the general population, that’s a lower bar than you might think
Popularity is a bad thing
I don’t want the government involved with video games, they will make things worse
I don’t care about online games so that’s the last two
Can I get some new buttons?
Will pick orange if it was for everyone else too, thus snowflakes will get filtered
but realistically Pink is the right choice for me, to revive BFBC2 again..
blue pill, everything else will descend into shit.
Brown. Maybe red if decent quality is guaranteed.
I pick Red
Nu-Monster Hunter is shit and the series is dead to me going forward. I hope the red button runs that shit into the ground. And the casual secondary parasites move on to other franchises to ruin
This but with Zelda.
It took them 6 years to recycle all of their assets to slap on nuts and bolts. They lack the tallent and soul to pull of a Majoras mask in current year. Imagine how much the series would die if they had to churn out half baked Ideas every two years.
But in reality though they would just remake an another old Zelda, make a mobile game, or a shitty spin off like links crossbow training for the next decade.
And only then would they reuse their assets yet again for a half baked sequel to totk for goycattle to gobble up
Blue is easily the best because it boosts every single game you play
You'd have to be a complete tard to pick anything else
>pick blue
>nothing changes, because on average compared to all the normies that have never touched a game, elderly people, babies, and 2 billion chinese/indian farmers...the average gamer was already well into the top 1% of world average
Fisher King >> Nakama >>>> Road Eternal
Having a sick ass place to live for you and all your friends and family for the rest of your lives with 0 worry about money is the good shit
Fisher King is like, objectively better than the other two. You should've made it so that you couldn't invite anyone inside and contact with the outside world was verboten even with tech you cook up.
Nakama is the human dream. It is what literally every human would aspire to.
>all that text for a 3-option single choice "CYOA"
Never understood the point of this shit.
because you're not a real person, you haven't been a human being in quite some time
upon witnessing someone trying to be genuine and creative you feel irritation and spite
The original image had 8 options to choose from, not just 3. What happened?
I remember there being more too but i've only seen this one, what's missing?
healer is the better choice
For me it's escape
Isn't dominion just being the God emperor of mankind?
Hopefully without all the chaos stuff.
I might have been wrong about it being 8. Maybe that's the original and it was 7 all along. Didn't consider it being an odd number
red button
timeshift
Purple
Guild Wars
Orange is easily the best because it boosts every single game you play
You'd have to be a complete tard to pick anything else
Yellow.
Make racing super popular, that way normalBlack folk and children quit ruining FPS games with eSports shit and battlepass nonsense.
> red
So it will also become shit?
> yellow
So it will also become shit?
> yellow
Don't care for online garbage.
> orange
Don't care for online garbage.
> green
Don't care for online garbage.
> blue
The only sensible choice.
Anything other than blue is moronic.
blue is a scam
think about it for more than a few seconds
All of these are monkey pay choices:
>Red: shit game after shit game
>Blue: ability to enter e-sports, but you still need the drive and the desire
>Yellow: Becoming popular ruins genres
>Green: Which government? None of the other governments do.
>Purple: 1-2 years of fun
If Orange applies to everyone, then it is the only sensible choice
Blue because I'm dexterously moronic
Red sucks because modern sequels suck
Blue is cheating
Don't care about yellow
Green is kind of nice but I don't like governments dictating things, I'd prefer GaaS fail naturally
Purple is tempting, lots of good games have died
But I have to go with orange because frick censorship and political correctness
You are welcome anons
China already pussied out somehow, because they are israelites who seen the profits drop instantly
Orange.
Purple
I miss my NW regiment
Green easy.
Red is actually a nightmare, who in their right mind would want to turn their favorite game into generic sports trash
Yellow would destroy the community
Purple seems ok but there is more to the fun of online games than population, they are also a product of it's time of early internet, it wouldn't be the same.
I would take blue if it was top 0.01%, top 1% is not that high, it just means you are not a shitter.
Orange is too limiting, you only get 1 insult.
Blue is shit. Come back to me when it's at least 0.01%
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Red, imagine having a new Viva Pinata game every year.
>How exactly is blue going to make you money, you braindead israelites?
Typical zoomer: unable to see the purpose of fun if he isn't working toward Mr. Shekelburg's rent + tip.
yellow and have it be immersive sims
Black person button