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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charles Barkley: Shut Up And Jam: Gaiden

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suikoden 1 guy has a bo staff.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. In 2 he has tonfas.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chrono Cross

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Came to say this because I literally just learned about it.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    OFF, protagonist uses a baseball bat

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't OFF a French game?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        please understand, off's re-entering the hipster zeitgeist and NEEDS to be brought up for e-peen

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just as the Japanese borrowed "anime" from the French, the French borrowed "JRPG" from the Japanese.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    recettear
    the dedicated weapon is yayness

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trails in the Sky has a pole user.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kiseki has several examples of this besides Estelle's bo staff. Kevin uses a bowgun, Lloyd uses tonfas, Van uses a jian.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        a jian is a sword.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, I mean this jian:
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jian_(sword_breaker)

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It was occasionally used as a throwing weapon, which gave rise to the idiom "sa shou jian (撒手鐧, lit. 'cast away jian')" that later corrupted into "sha shou jian (殺手鐧, lit. 'killing hand jian', also translated as 'assassin's mace')".
            Holy shit just like my Japanese animes unironically. Guns are too fricking good man, I wish we still fought with weird shit.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trail games except cringe steel.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ark from Terranigma uses a spear.
    Tir from Suikoden uses a bo staff.
    Riou from Suikoden 2 uses 2 tonfa.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon Quest 5. All media depicts him with a staff, meaning that is his canonical weapon.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all DQ heroes use swords in their official art
      >5 uses a staff
      >he isn't actually the hero

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all DQ heroes use swords in their official art
      >5 uses a staff
      >he isn't actually the hero

      fft switch class get spear or hammer or whatever

      >single dedicated weapon type
      READ MOTHERFRICKERS

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did read, I'm just not paying attention to your moronic rules
        >name a nintendo platformer where you play only as a male who ISN'T a plumber AND can't eat his enemies AND isn't a monkey

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          star tropics

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wario Land 2

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny, Sakurai outright said that DQ5 Hero wasn't chosen as an alt because he used a staff instead of a sword.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well yeah, he's the only DQ protagonist that doesn't fit into the same archetype as all the others. He's basically a Priest with higher physical stats, right down to the spells he learns.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, kys

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I am attempting to prove that a game genre I am not familiar with is unoriginal and failing!

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    fft switch class get spear or hammer or whatever

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kingdom hearts?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      EZ

      Being in Smash means they're infected with Nintendo, and do not count.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    EZ

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a sword

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nuh uh it's a dagger.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          well he also has a pistol right?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >FOR HIS NEUTRAL SPECIAL

            His main weapon is a gun tho.

            Yes he has access to a gun but that's not his dedicated weapon, he can run out of ammo. Are spells also dedicated weapons? I don't think so.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            His main weapon is a gun tho.

            The gun is a side arm. Also honestly I think you can argue that their personas are their actual main "weapon"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FOR HIS NEUTRAL SPECIAL

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      His main weapon is a gun tho.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A dagger is just a small sword for midgets.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terranigma

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    MC in Illusion of Gaia uses a flute.
    In EVO the Search for Eden most of your attacks are bites or claws.
    In .hack IMOQ the MC uses dual daggers.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Atelier series has almost all MC's using a staff a few exceptions i can think of are
    Atelier Shallie, one MC uses a bell as her weapon, and the other uses a broom.
    Honestly OP's question is kind of funny because i feel like gun using RPG protags are rarer than staff using ones.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was big in the 90s and 00s, and for modern or sci-fi games. Like every Arc The Lad game has a gun-user, for instance.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >modern or sci-fi games
        There really aren't a ton of modern or Sci-fi RPGs though, and even those often have sword using MCs like Persona or Kotor.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are you even trying top prove?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love the "non-Nintendo" clause because Earthbound instantly disproves OP's gay bait.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Velvet uses a punching dagger as her primary weapon.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like a chuuni hooker that ran away from home 2 hours prior and starts crying and asks you to call her dad when you ask her to take off her clothes.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's an interesting story you have anon, what happened to you after all that? did the john call your dad like you asked him to?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You dont like chuuni hookers?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            i just found it an oddly specific example and assumed anon was working through their own personal history.
            If there's a market selling hookers that go full chuunibyou while you're banging them i'll happily show up and buy everything they've got. or i would if hookers weren't illegal where i live.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's a notorious shotacon and brocon

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes and?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't say that was a bad thing

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Velvet was in a rape dungeon for 3 years. and she was the one doing the raping.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          real Laphicet really was a massive piece of shit. "I'll concoct a plan that relies on turning my beloved older sister into the aspect of rage and suffering" He did not deserve the eternal SS good end he got.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ichiban, like a dragon.
    He uses a bat

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      errrm exchsuhdse me sweaty he starts out using his fists for about three minutes...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not dedicated. You can job change and use all swords of weapons.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    AHEM

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's your (you) Kevin. Poor guy no one remember him.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    zidane in FF9 uses dual knives, does that count?

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terranigma
    Threads of Fate
    Kamidori

    Random list but games I've played and remember.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name a Nintendo JRPG.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Earthbound? Mario RPG? Mario and Luigi?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Super Mario RPG

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Castlevania (one of the 30 of them have to be a JRPG)
    KH
    Forspoken
    Ys Origin (3 MCs, one magic staff, one axe, one claws)

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ff9

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Called a Thief Sword in game though.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Growlanser 2 guy uses a ring that turns into a scythe

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The entire Digimon franchise.
    Final Fantasy IX.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A fricking mirror (and magic)

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    final fantasy 9

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark souls

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Memes aside, what were Falcom thinking with Estelle's gameplay? Like she very clearly sucks and doesn't match up with how the story portrays her. She needs a huge STR boost at least.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JRPG
    >Caring about what player uses as a weapon
    ??? What's the point, you will press X and he will do awesome anyways. There is no mechanical difference between a sword, a gun, a bow, a staff etc.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >RPG has multiple weapons
      >Sword is the best and has the support
      But enough about CRPGs

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jokes on you, I don't play RPGs of any kind.

        you think action games are any different in that regard?

        That's literally every game ever

        Yes, tell me how Dante's Rebellion is totally same as Cavaliere or Nevan?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Press X to awesome
          >Devil trigger
          Yes.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Devil Trigger isn't a weapon.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              It is

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is it press X to awesome even if you think it's a weapon? It just gives you hyperarmor, more armor and more damage. You need to do the moves yourself.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you think action games are any different in that regard?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's literally every game ever

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    fail thread

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      but anon, startropics IS a nintendo game. my pic is on a nintendo console, but not a nintendo game.

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kite from .Hack

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Persona 5?

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kingdom Hearts

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick the Nintendo clause.
    Stella glow protagonist uses a conductors baton that's a metaphor for his penis.

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Septerra Core

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      But the mc chick uses a gun.
      Also that game likes fricking mazes, they did them just to pad out the playtime and I would be fine without them.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also it's a western RPG.

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about a sword gun?

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yakuza Like a Dragon. He fights with his mental illness.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't that mean everyone Persona is also okay?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        With Persona, there's no question that characters are using their preferred weapon whenever they get into combat. In new Yakuza, it's explained that we're seeing the MCs delusions playing out whenever there's a transition to turned-based. We can assume he's using a bat, but who the frick knows.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >We can assume he's using a bat, but who the frick knows.
          The bat is canon since it's still around in 8. Adachi and Nanba comment on being disappointed that he was using it as a clothes hanger despite it being his partner.

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JRPG
    >MC canonically uses a gun
    game?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rudy from Wild Arms

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Resonance of Fate

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >MC literally shot up his school
        Why is Japan like this

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not only did he shoot up his school, he got away with it. AND he got the girl.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a game that's a Japanese take on Christian radical forgiveness so it needed an unforgivable hero.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      FF8

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Persona 2 EP

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      SMT Strange Journey

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's the real MC of the game

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gun

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >reading comphrension
          who am i kidding, you un(you)'d your post and unwatched the thread

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            So does the character you posted who is very prominently holding a gun in the picture not use a gun?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Does the post he replied to not exist in your dimension? Should I be burning incense and drawing a salt circle around my router?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Metal Fricking Max.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What is this box art? What is this? Is the girl a seat for the motorcycle?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soul Hackers
      Digital Devil Saga
      FF13

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Panzer Dragoon Saga

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Atelier Lydie & Suelle. Honestly it's kind of surprising more alchemist MCs don't use guns. It's a pretty natural pairing.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Parasite Eve 1?

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What Nintendo rpg? It's just the mario ones

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chrono Cross's MC has the coolest weapon ever invented, and it came before Phantom Menace.

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Etrian Odyssey Untold

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suikoden 5.

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP BTFO
    Hopefully he killed himself

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    20+ Atelier.

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blue Reflection? More of a question because I only did the prologue before getting distracted by Skyrim.

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chrono Cross

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are some good JRPGs where the MC is a magic user?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's Bravely Second, you can freely swap classes but MC is more geared towards magic for once.

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are you getting at?

  54. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gameplay pushes her towards using whips, but the story just depicts her using plants to attack.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      hands down the best jrpg to ever exist. kino choice anon

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I need to get back into it. I left off a couple weeks ago in the sewers about to take down Najezta's brother. I did the sidequest that destroyed the Bad End dungeon, and my party is so powerful at this point that the combat's become a bit boring. But I still want to see how the story goes.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          as good as it is at that point, it gets even better. and you will get to a point where something happens that might make you want to stop playing, but you have to power through it, because i promise it will be worth it. absolute kino awaits you

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll pick it back up, then. Just needed a reason.

  55. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Main character starts off using a shovel
    >Switches to moronic-looking guns after the intro

    I knew what series I was playing, but I was still disappointed.

  56. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not a sword, it's a tachi

  57. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    MC uses a trumpet

  58. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Caligula effect 2
    The protag uses twin daggers or her legs, lets be real, you picked the tall female version over the mafia manlet

    also for those that played the original
    heart eyes Wicked returns as a boss fight if you kill certain characters and cause a bad ending.

  59. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trails in the Sky. Estelle uses a Staff.

  60. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's debatable who the real protagonist of FF Type-0 is, but Ace is the poster child (like Terra is for VI) and he exclusively uses playing cards.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you kill with a card? Is it like gambit from X-man or does he use them like yu-gi-oh cards and casts spells and summons with them?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much exactly like Gambit with a side of Setzer's slot mechanics from FFVI. He's a mage and throws magically-charged cards at enemies. He's also able to change the spells he casts if he draws cards of specific colors.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if you were to consider Machina the protagonist, that dude has some screw-shaped mini-lances that can spin like fricking drills and he uses them more like clubs most of the time.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just one of many weapons they happened to use for the render, all of which fall under the category of Rapiers, also known as Swords.

  61. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Racing Lagoon
    Car.

  62. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her main weapon is emotional trauma and cutesy necromancy.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah her main weapon is a tree

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        jar>crystal>tree

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          How dare you

  63. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Main dude in Growlanser 2 used a scythe, his only weapon.

  64. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Delivery
    You can throw garbage at people if you play as waitress.

  65. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game: Death Stranding
    Dedicated Weapon: Baby

  66. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tokyo Xanadu protagonist has some kind of bladed shield whip monstrosity.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a lantern shield.

  67. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Final Fantasy VIII
    What's a JRPG anyway?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Essentially, any RPG that follows the conventions of Dragon Quest, which was created primarily as a means to translate older RPGs like Ultima and Wizardry into something that would work on consoles and appeal to Japanese audiences. Rather than just being "an RPG made in Japan," JRPGs are iterating on a different common ancestor than western RPGs, which have their origins more closely tied to tabletop games like Dungeons and Dragons.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >any RPG that follows the conventions of Dragon Quest,
        You're cutting out the majority of jrpgs with that definition you jackass. Whether you like it or not a JRPG is just an RPG made in Japan meaning games like fire emblem, disgaea, dark souls, kingdom hearts, pokemon, Yokai Watch and so on all fall under that label.
        What kind of idiot do you have to be to think like that when WRPG doesn't follow that common ancestor logic? No one would hesitate to call Wizardry or Fallout New Vegas WRPGs and they couldn't be any more different.

        In other words, WRPG and JRPG aren't actual genres.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          JRPG is an actual genre, it's just closer to a literary genre than a game genre. It's about what tropes the game devs use for their characters more than it is about the specifics of the gameplay.
          Horror games are a similar genre in that regard.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's just closer to a literary genre than a game genre.
            No. Not in the slightest. Again, it's just an rpg made in Japan, unless you're going to try and make literary connections between Elden Ring, Mother, Kingdom Hearts and Shadow Hearts. Granted I haven't played Shadow Hearts in years so I don't quite remember the plot but I digress.
            Smarter people than you have tried and failed anon.

            >Horror games are a similar genre in that regard.
            That's because horror is an actual genre that relies on suspense and fear, they're integral parts to the atmosphere in general regardless of what medium it is be it game, movie or book.
            You can't say the same about JRPGs because they aren't a genre

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I haven't played Shadow Hearts in years so I don't quite remember the plot
              Guy read a book, went insane, tried to contact god, succeeded, god drops by to destroy the world, protag kills god.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              ah, you're one of those morons who calls Souls games RPGs just to win arguments online. While Action JRPGs do exist, souls games are not one of them. You probably call Zelda games JRPGs too don't you? Always funny when gays like you say "it's not actually a genre because I apply it so broadly beyond its scope that i can't recognize it as a genre anymore".

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I bet you think Kingdom Hearts isn't an RPG either

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, I called Yakuza games JRPGs before 7 came out and it used to make people REALLY mad.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >While Action JRPGs do exist, souls games are not one of them.
                Change souls to a turn based rpg and how is it any different then something like Etrian.
                >Always funny when gays like you say "it's not actually a genre because I apply it so broadly beyond its scope that i can't recognize it as a genre anymore".
                It's almost as if it was never genre in the first place. But let me ask you this, genres have themes, tropes, settings etc that tie them together, now, if you're confident in your belief you'll be able to tell us what elements all jrpgs have to make it a genre.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah it's like spaghetti western, they have a lot of incidental commonalities but fundamentally it means a western movie created by mostly italians

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is this not a sword?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a gun with a handle on it, the closest thing you can call it is a bayonet

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He used it like a sword.
          The gun part is there to enhance the cutting power of the blade.
          It's a fancy sword.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      An RPG made in Japan.

  68. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kingdom Hearts

  69. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neku and Rindo from The World Ends with You.

  70. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    atelier sophie

  71. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Growlanser 2

  72. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shadow Heart: From a New World's Johnny

  73. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    easy

  74. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  75. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disgaea 4

  76. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just one fist :^)

  77. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trails in the Sky.

  78. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your weapon bro. It can punch, shoot blades, shoot fire, shoot lightning, shoot beams and can be used as a shield.

  79. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suikoden 1, 2 and 5.

  80. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shadow Hearts: Yuri punches shit and Johnny uses knives.
    Xenogears: Fei punches shit.
    Xenosaga: Shion has a mechanical swiss army knife robot fist thing.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      man, Shadow Hearts lives in its own cursed little corner of my mind
      I found that burned onto a blank disc buried in a spindle of totally legitimate PS2 games when I was _9 and played it in the wee hours of the morning in the dark
      All I can remember is the QTE wheel in combat and a nasty looking village, something about an unconscious girl's panties, and the goddamn battle track burned into my brain
      >oooo OOOOoOOoooo

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're very good games. The first and second have the stronger story but the third game refines the battle system to a perfect balance. Final boss is a rape machine and totally fair.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Final boss is a rape machine and totally fair.
          Fair in the "I didn't grind as much as I should have, and now I have been fighting Harihara for the past 97 minutes" kind of way, or in the "this clearly feels overtuned and like the director has a seething revulsion for the fans" kind of way?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Second game had the bad habit of inserting jokes at the most inopportune of moments.

  81. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't know, but I'm quite certain that counts as a gun

  82. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Earthbound

  83. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trials of Mana, anyone who isn't Duran or Kevin.

  84. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    final fantasy 1
    main characters can all be black mages

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can make them all white images too but you'll still be a Black person

  85. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

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