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you have a gun and there's a british robot
sir you are being hunted
Fallout 4
portal 2?
void bastards
Armed and dangerous
Fallout 4
israeli purple lizard has to free his brothers
spyro 1
girl and raccoon slay monsters in japan
spyro?
don't starve?
kiki kai kai?
>you have to survive
Halo Reach?
In this game you can beat and rob minors, do tasks such as stealing underwear from the school dormitory, and also make out with underage boys and girls.
Bully
Yes.
no john, you are the aliens and then he sent a fish to space
You kill a bunch of S&M Satanists and Jehova witnesses as you explore a post nukes world.
Fallout?
Nope
Far Cry 5.
he was singin'
>Bye, bye Miss American Pie
you fight interdimensional aliens aliens in a post apocalypse until the story forgets about them and you fight satanists instead
everyone's made of very excitable jello and wiener is a sexually transmitted disease
grim dawn
>Read a lot of stuff
Morrowind
Nope
It said poorly describe. You literally do nothing but read stuff in this game.
Zork? Or any other tba? dude this hint is very very poor, like, favela levels poor.
papers please
Corruption of Champions
Outer Wilds.
Analogue: A Hate Story
Muv luv
Planescape: Torment?
disco elysium
Trails, any of them
/v/
mihoyo games
outer wilds
You're one of a kind at get to kill a lot of stuff.
Literally every FPS.
Probably was too vague.
>You kill a shitload of dragons.
Now is too obvious.
skyrimjob
>you shout a lot
brown girl gets revenge for her dad's death by taking a lot of people inside her
half life alyx
A Dance With Rogues
wageslave mutt risks life and limb and saves an entire planet just to be promoted to a debt slave
Subnautica
ding ding ding
British humor and severe autism
Holy shit I wasn't thinking of this one, but nah.
Runescape
Vacation gone wrong
super mario sunshine?
No
Yes
Far Cry 3
Dodge, poke, items that come with a pamphlet of story, whoa deep
Dork Souls
you think a scalie cult kills your gf
turns out they really don't like scales
Irving in California sucks,also your black
Your adopted father sets up an elaborate prank to take over the galaxy and you beat the shit out of him
Muska is doing a demo
Screaming at RNG
darkest dungeon
Could have been a lot of games but yeah, recently started playing it.
Xcom
Spelunky
Children being thrust into the world of organized crime and animal fights
pokemon
could apply to most of them but gen 1 the most
Damn, I thought putting organized crime first would throw people off
you volunteer to clean up a church basement but in the end it's all a big headache
you will never escape, you will always come back
WoW
E.Y.E.?
A trucker gets his vehicle blown up by corrupt federal agents and ends up stranded in a backwater territory, getting involved in stopping some guy's attempted takeover of a blockchain.
you protect your kingdom from some gay fairy shit and possibly bang a sentient salad
pathfinder?
correct
Skyrim but with guns
RDR2
Far Cry 3
you run around huge confusing spaces that can be unclear to figure out the way forward in a tanktop and short shorts, awkwardly learning how to move properly like a baby learning to walk, so that you can navigate both high and low places to avoid aces and spades and find what once belonged to kings and queens. it is truly the embodiment of adventure, difficult, lonely, and arduous, and has never been done since.
tomb raider?
what else would it be 😀
It's your first day at work but your mom follows you around the whole time
Stanley parable?
You play as a hole, punch doors and also kill a hungry guy
why am i eating all these pills
To scare off the ghosts and get to the killscreen
Max Payne?
Here's one from me:
Lovecraftian aliens took all your families and friends for food and I hope you're not claustrophobic.
getting caught was part of your old mentor's master plan, he also trained you wrong on purpose as a joke
Jade Empire, ez.
yep
And then you resurrect the water dragon
You're a Black person
escape la
GTA SA
Deathloop
>dumb frick does stupid shit
good luck
GTA
nope
Watch anime, buy from a shopping channel, and eventually go outside to solve a mystery
killer 7?
Persona 4?
A Brit causing near social collapse because of his gene
Metal Gear Solid
MGS4 could also apply
nah, but it’s also a stealth game
a building blows up and you leave town
vtmb?
damn, too obvious probably
child porn novel
kids in tokyo die and fight to be revived
The world ends with you. But that's in shibuya
This women goes around the world to third world countries and murders frickloads of locals looking for relics
Any of the newer tomb raiders
you got it
The newers? She did that in 3 and Legends.
You died in a different way than you think.
Soma
Never played Soma, so not what I was thinking of, sorry.
Ghost trick
Yes!
If it wasnt soma I knew it was ghost trick. Great little game, I heard a remake was being worked on but idk if true.
It's a remaster that looks incredibly faithful, just porting it to new platforms.
Underwater third world garbageman: The Game
Subnautica?
No, it's way older
bioshock
Titanfall
you get in a series of fights in an attempt to save the world from an old man
you race down under
android waifu has the greatest woman moment on the planet leading to the deaths of millions
American sexpat killing brown people
Max Payne 3
correct
indoctrinated to keep playing despite not having had any fun for over a decade
World of Warcraft
Ezpz
ok that one might have been too easy
That ol bait and switch really got me by the balls. Take me back to 2004-2008
same, I played daily since they launched classic, but the wowtoken was what finally broke the trance, I am free until hardcore gets launched then I'm right back in
Horatio.
endless space 2
Perfection.
The weak should fear the strong. Also, buy the DLC.
asura's wrath?
Cheating fat pig.
Stab that schoolchild with a finishing blow
You play as a smart guy and he makes you rage because the game expects you to be smart as well and you just scream FRICK YOU most of the time while playing it.
Professor Layton
Correct
Save the day by jumping to conclusions
Word Muncher
Nope
The game asks what if King Arthur was a furry.
You play as a writer that hit writers block.
anal wake
Alan wake yes, not sure if a joke but either way I laughed.
You uncover Donald Trump's plan to create Covid and take over the internet.
It's the plot of the Giver but with player controlled robots.
Since nobody guessed mine I guess I'll spill it.
Custom robo
Judgement
Digdug
I have so far to go
The long road
Or whatever that little game is about an endless roadtrip.
Wrong. Asteroid gun causes war somehow
Ace Combat 4
Your girlfriend gets possessed by a native American spirit, it's fine though.
Prey
Not even close. Hint: cyberpunk
Soul Hackers?
Correct!
The mute murderhobo is the only sane member of the family.
You play as a very good looking detective with a goofy goofball as help.
AI Files?
Good guess but no.
Sam and Max
Nope sorry
Deadly Premonition
Wrong
Answer is above to the ones they couldnt guess.
we trained him wrong but it wasnt a joke
Jade empire.
You are a ginger who kills a blonde black guy for a book
the new star wars shit game
You were killing human souls the whole time.
nier?
Ding ding ding
Rainbow six but youre forced to hesitate
SWAT 4?
yes.
World's worst driver sets out to beat up an aromatherapist while constantly tripping balls.
Arkham Knight?
Correct
it get's good after 100 hours
persona 5?
FFXIV.
uhhh it's like a movie but it's a game but no it's like a movie
*laugh track*
A group of hipsters and kids fight against the cure for Cancer.
The robot uprising replaced your job at the circus
spark?
yep yep
its like you are some guy running around with some gun in some place
GTA
You go into dreams to defeat an ancient evil that has awoken.
Reverse harem anime game with absolutely the worst gameplay you can imagine.
Really?
A hippie child falls down in order to save everyone
you realised that you actually have to eat by the next morning
garbage man revolts against capitalism after a surgery gone wrong
You go to dolphin island to stop a serial tagger from desecrating the islanders walls from graffiti using the awesome power of water.
Super Mario Sunshine.
Yep
Too easy?
You play as a man in the middle of a planet trying to dog your way out but not before killing all life in certain areas.
amogus but with spider demons
It's like Garry's Mod mixed with Assassin's Creed.
You're that famous guy but NOT really.
Metal gear solid 5
Yeah I suppose but not what I meant.
You press buttons and then things happen on the screen.
Platinum slop
Genshin impact?
You evade cops as you tag up walls.
Bomb Rush Cyberfunk
Incorrect.
Jet Set Radio
Yep I was playing on my vita like a day ago.
You killed everyone on a space ship over a weird alien cube, but you can't remember shit
your boss played everyone like a fiddle, and only got caught because two very autistic nerds figured him out
Got three time travel themed vidya for ya.
>7 wizards in full leather go back in time to stop a lonely baby from finding love
>breakdancer who is gonna be assassinated for going back in time goes back in time in a more niche way to stop himself from going back in time, and also realizes having sex with women is better than killing them
>russian guy has to go back in time to help other russians who really suck at communicating with each other and suck at their jobs too so they can save him from the consequences of siberian huskies also sucking at their jobs
kang pyramid puts you in charge of discount scp after the previous guy game ended
you play as a magical girl who travels through time to execute dangerous criminals, including her grandpa
clock tower 3
too obvious?
Probably given that I've never actually played the game but know it's the one where the magical girl jumps through time
Your brother invites you to a party in the city and you respond by shooting up the place.
Normal guy fed up with the system fights an actual demon and succeeds because he had enough of their bullshit
Catherine?
Due to a dev's bizarre oversight you are actually not allowed to join the villains after they turn on you.
Revenge bad, even when completely justified
two gods make a bet and frick with humanity just for shits and giggles
Persona 2
yep
autistic man goes on a killing spree just to live inside an apartment
NMH
no
four homosexuals bully a serial killer
losing the ability to make considered decisions or come to sensible conclusions.
Wordswordswords
Holy shit when does this get good
Wordswordswords
Holy shit how long is this gonna take
Wordswordswords
Holy shit why is everyone wearing the same three outfits
Wordswordswords
Holy shit why am I tearing up
Can't wait for more words in 3 months
this one eyed man murders an entire village because he doesn't want to be the mayor
animal crossing
simp plans to destroy the world because he has yellow fever
It's a PS2 game
Little Purple Queen
animal that avoids weather and other animals (dangerous) to find other animals (friendly)
Tokyo Jungle
Rain World
yes
Touring around the country so you can frick your adopted brother.
moronic aliens can’t figure out how to write on the walls or leave a note and keep scrambling everyone’s brains, but they’re not actually evil, too late you discover this, bomb them all
Outer wilds?
Metro?
You were the overprotective father all along
Bullying my classmate prank (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (COPS CALLED)
>"plz items, plz items"
breaking out of super prison, with help from a guard
Bald doctor kills a ronin and his twin brother
The villains plan for world domination is gun control, you are sent by the literal military industrial complex to kill him.
the miserable journey of a broken man
Lisa
Disco Elysium
max payne
German NEET loses his virginity before his first paycheck.
You're actually the bad guy the whole time. No, not that one, the other one.
falling is how you move around
gravity rush
ye
paranormal domestic abuse
Most redddit thread I've ever seen here. Ganker is dead.
Among Us
Dark Souls.
Ganker - Video Games
Elden Ring
Introspective teen plays vidya to cope with boring life
vampires fight over the world's worst jack-in-the-box
Bloodlines
yup
Dude with shorts on a boat with some cats try to stop a motherfricker from nuking another island.
You don’t wanna die but eventually accept your fate
Outer Wilds
Real life
Game is a turn based vidya with lots of Black folk. African gaming press up in arms about lack of whites.
You walk around and draw lines.
You and your buddy go on an epic quest for no real reason, discover something truly horrible and both get killed because one guy and his buddy went on an epic quest for no real reason.
you're you but not you and you killed yourself but you actually didn't. also none of that was even real
"Non penetration".
extremely handsome and cool MC kills a bunch of people with sand accidentally and progressively loses his shirt as he gets closer to a tower
Spec Ops: The Line?
it could only be spec ops the whine
HARDCORE PARKOUR
HEAR PARKOUR THINK ASSASINS CREED (I play fortnite :D)
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
correcto mundo
Chink goes to bongland to overthrow their legal system with the help of a twink detective
The villain had every fricking right to be angry and did nothing wrong
Tales of Symphonia
no
you enjoy the music and avoid the pink
Splatoon 3?
Nope. Just Shapes And Beats
You save a helpless girl who did nothing wrong, by killing a load of bastards. You do it again. Untold decades later, their ghosts tell you you're the bad guy for doing it and you decide they're right.
what the frick did i just read
Black person?
It was Gunvolt.
so you are this old military guy and you have to kill a buch of schizos and a chink with aimbot to win the game
you, you rat bender shota brother vs rat pope and catholic darth vader
a plague tale
yeeeeeee
your uncle is such an butthole, but your grandpa is even worse.
Tekken
buss down thottianna buss down aye I wanna see you buss down
autistic child hallucinates matricide
Ni no Kuni?
Binding of Isaac
corrct
mc is a Black person BUT people likes him
big stealing of car: holy man
you got me
San Andreas
Sandbox Race War in your own backyard
After being convicted for murder, you just keep killing until you're pardoned.
Red Dead?
Nope.
Taiko?
Soul Calibur.
No to soul calibur
Condemned?
Nope.
The suffering
clueless dipshit gets manipulated by family into getting really into astrology and toppling a church
you're dumb so you freak out when you don't go to vr heaven after being exclusively told so
You have to bang a drum to fight dinosaurs and giant crabs
donkey kong jungle beat
I almost added “it’s not donkey kong btw” because I thought everyone would say this
a guy taking pictures in a bloody mall
Dead Rising
yep
You manage a theme park but it’s really a weird dating sim/minigame collection
This guy sacrifices himself just to show his brother the value of life.
They both lived inside the same body
cyberbug 2077?
dude thinks he's tomb raider right after robbing some rich guy just cuz hes got a shitty jump button and and needs to hold down a button to climb high ledges and so decides to go down into some caves that are seriously too big for their own good, and have no actual platforming design and too much meandering but he's a niche micro internet celebrity and has got a lot of fans since "immersive" is the new cool word around the block for only the coolest kids and they don't care about good platforming aslong as they can say "its good because...he jumps on ground you know?" so he's wandering around this big open tomb just starin and shit at some undead mfers, collecting some gold trinkets with some boring ahhh platforming and shit, I mean even if he's not tomb raider, I can admit and admire the scale of the place he's in and the daringness required to venture into it. still, unless you eat glue, you've gotta admit sometimes too much is too much, and there's a lot of meandering with nothing else interesting, I think the blue tank top b***h definitely did it better and cooler no matter how much I like exploring tombs for explorations sake, this mfer was just robbing houses, he ain't no Indians Jones b***h?
Uncharted?
thief 1
Shoot a lot of things, then get trapped in a void for an indeterminate amount of time (likely forever).
half life opposing force?
suppose i made it too obvious
it’s a remake but it’s really a
>remake
Pathologic 2? Alternatively, FF7R
You can do whatever you want shit is all fricked, walk alone or get homies to tag along do whatever legal shit or illegal shit, each hood has some crazy ass cracka to be deal with.
Saints Row?
the latter is correct
Incorrect, just ebonics to make a badly described game broad the interpretation.
NEET with a big imagination
you are a guy with a black suit and you kill invaders. you also have a parachute
Crysis.
You kill another you to climb a tower to kill a girl who's trying to avenge your death while not caring about the you that you killed to get there.
no
you become subjugated and have to go left
They made a game out of me, so cool!
Kill tons of mutants and wyverns and elves to get back you and your buddies' drug stash
Deadpool
nope, it's a jrpg
*raises paw*
*woof* * woof*
>(is it Nintendogs)?
leisure suit larry
fright: initial rendezvous strike exploration
No to larry leisure suit
Yes to the latter
Vanilla Ice puts order in the local garrison by beating the shit of everything else.
you're small but make a big, big mess that fixes another big, big mess
The Ring. Directed by John Woo.
One dork's quest to be cool.
Tales of Monkey Island
punch a boulder
Resident evil 5
How is it even remotely conceivable that in a world with functioning mechas that a runaway truck could destroy the world?
Transformers?
no
A bunch of attractive teenagers kill each other
fortnite
No
Danganronpa
I'll be shocked if it isnt.
It usually is, the exact clue is always posted in these threads.
A crazy hot older lady travels with a racially ambiguous boy so obnoxious that nobody makes /ss/ posts or raceplay shitposts about it.
Correct
guy tells girl why most people are wrong
roller blows up chair
You try to make peace with alien invaders
Iji?
Sorry, that was a little too vague. A bunch of stupid bastard aliens with guns held together by paper clips, duct tape and a dream invade the Earth, so you attempt to negotiate with another group of stupid bastard aliens with guns held together by paper clips, duct tape and a dream, after which point they also proceed to invade the Earth
Correct
I'll give you a picture instead.
the mystery can only be solved because of a dead monkey
Return of the Obra Dinn
yeah. probably a little too easy
it is the final thing that happens
I thought mine was pretty obvious
don't waste your money in videogames
Final fantasy tactics advanced
not even close
corrosion
what a kid imagines when he lifts up a rock and sees all sorts of critters beneath
you are some bald guy running down a hall with a zapping gun and its like one of those mobile games where you run forward and jump over shit, its on a old as frick console
ill post it since everyone is a zoomer and no one will get it
I've had this, and I still would never guess.
Your description was vague as frick.
Oh you meant that game where you kill the four horsemen of the apocalypse and then you killl satan who is also the president of the united states?
I would never have guessed because your description was absolute trash lol
DREAM
moronic badly written dragon kills another moronic badly written dragon with dementia with the power of his siblings and friendship
moron drops out of school to get involved in politics and then go kill Jesus
School + religion = Persona
Nope
paper cut heart attack
A sinister multi-ethnic cabal led by a sinister old man with a German-sounding name targets ovens among other things, employing a golem and a merchant... but it's nothing to do with israelites.
you steal/drug and feed your slaves to make them obedient. line up the females and breed them and cull the babies you don’t want. you try for the most mutated babies you can make
Crimson kings 3
Crusader kings 3? No wtf. Ark
guy's so smart they had to assign a girl to choke him to death in cowgirl style over and over and over and over and over and over and over again to stop him from realizing it's all a fricking scam
Nier automsta
das rite
Nier: Automata
Local dog causes mass genocide to stop the corporate rule that was killing the planet. May or may not be the canon ending.
silent hill 2
You die in Kentucky a lot
project zomboid
Damn, that was fast
you become a multibillionare by smuggling drugs in space and commit war crimes because some Black person violates your NAP
That one space game that Sseth reviewed with the terrible combat
that was easy enough
You are halfbreed superman, and set out with your best friend batman to deliver something. Shit happens.
this PS2 game was so bad the only memorable thing about it was the secret D&D Cutscene
mocks, belittles and chastises you for changing difficulty
You love mushrooms and a wolf tells you to kill a pig
Prolonged space hyper sleep causes moronation among the passengers
you play as a thingamajig and you collect yellow things and you sometimes punch things with your fists
it's roblox but it's good. (not minecraft)
You kill planets worth of creatures and steal their belongings to become either a god or die trying.
Extra hint:
If you enjoy your time a little too long, you’ll glitch out of existence
sound like a
Rogueish game of some kind
CP77
The midgets yell "REDDIT AND SOI" when they land