>and is updated to fit your exact desires
conflicts with >Every single character is changed to a minority and voiced by a YouTuber with that being the only available language option
This is a paradox
At the end of the game, CJ only has three black friends/family members with actual names. Four if you count Big Bear, stuck in rehab. >his garage employees are white (Dwayne, Jethro, Zero) >his sound guys for Madd Dogg are white (Paul, Maccer) and his accountant is a israelite (Rosenberg) >Toreno, the man who got Sweet out of prison, is white >The Truth is white >Woozie, Guppy, Ran Fa Li, etc. are Chinese >Cesar and his boys are hispanic
San Andreas is a major proponent of actual dictionary definition diversity. CJ's friend circle goes from all black to a Burger King Kids Club, if only they had a guy in a wheelchair.
Well, I used to play games without any audio whatsoever, so sure. The minority thing is stupid, but since it's being made to my desires, it doesn't matter. I don't mind blacks or gays or anything as long as it's not the defining feature of a character. When their only trait is "I'm black gibsmedat" or "i'm gay yumyumyum wiener"
Wouldn't a perfect remake that fit's an anon exact desires be mod friendly and as such immune to any real effects of the "but" portion? Also I'm not sure what there is to worry about with "Youtuber" that's rather broad.
both viruses and Italian-Americans are minorities in America so I don't know what game you're talking about I still think the Darkness would make a pretty good VR game
>every single character is changed to a minority >and voiced by a YouTuber
[...]
to fit your exact desires
Alright. It's Deus Ex, but every character is a gay anime girl voiced by a vtumor, except it's explicitly stated in-game that the voices aren't canon, and you can still mute them just fine.
At this point it's a completely different game, but that still means I get a new DX.
>and is updated to fit your exact desires
conflicts with
>Every single character is changed to a minority and voiced by a YouTuber with that being the only available language option
This is a paradox
gameplay wise
no, it says it's remade perfectly gameplay wise, AND is updated to fit your exact desires.
can I choose who voices the characters? can I make AVGN voice a hundred giga Black folk and nigrettes in my favorite video game?
>San Andreas
80% of the cast is already black, there would be no difference
San Andreas but everyone is Latino or Asian would be funny
This is the correct answer anyway. Remakes are gay
At the end of the game, CJ only has three black friends/family members with actual names. Four if you count Big Bear, stuck in rehab.
>his garage employees are white (Dwayne, Jethro, Zero)
>his sound guys for Madd Dogg are white (Paul, Maccer) and his accountant is a israelite (Rosenberg)
>Toreno, the man who got Sweet out of prison, is white
>The Truth is white
>Woozie, Guppy, Ran Fa Li, etc. are Chinese
>Cesar and his boys are hispanic
San Andreas is a major proponent of actual dictionary definition diversity. CJ's friend circle goes from all black to a Burger King Kids Club, if only they had a guy in a wheelchair.
I'll update my game to be based in South Africa
How the frick would that work with Banjo-Kazooie?
it's just a black dude with an asian woman on his back (both humans)
It's the ideal remake but instead of the usual final boss being Gruntilda it's the BG3 protag and he fricks Banjo.
I don't believe in remakes, my favorite game is perfect the way it is, warts and all, wouldn't have it any other way.
Well, I used to play games without any audio whatsoever, so sure. The minority thing is stupid, but since it's being made to my desires, it doesn't matter. I don't mind blacks or gays or anything as long as it's not the defining feature of a character. When their only trait is "I'm black gibsmedat" or "i'm gay yumyumyum wiener"
Minority by whose standards? In most countries, whites are minorities.
"perfect remake" entails that the game is moddable so there is no reason not to press it.
No because my favorite game is more about the story and characters than the gameplay.
>Saints row 2
what changes, really?
Wouldn't a perfect remake that fit's an anon exact desires be mod friendly and as such immune to any real effects of the "but" portion? Also I'm not sure what there is to worry about with "Youtuber" that's rather broad.
luckily there's quite a few minority youtubers with good voices so it should be fine they make the protagonist black for a spawn reference
both viruses and Italian-Americans are minorities in America so I don't know what game you're talking about
I still think the Darkness would make a pretty good VR game
not a snowballs chance in hell
plant based downboat for good measure
kys OP
I smash the button. Whites are a minority. I can cope with shitty voice acting. MgsVR
Shit vr mgsv sounds cool too.
you just reminded me of that one Boneworks mod
and that game that's literally advertised as "MGS in VR"
Thankfully earthbound is already perfect and will hold up forever. And already has the maximum tolerable amount of diversity in it's main cast.
>earthbound
>perfect
Remakes are completely unnecessary if you emulate correctly, with good shaders and the like.
Only gays press red button
>every single character is changed to a minority
>and voiced by a YouTuber
to fit your exact desires
Alright. It's Deus Ex, but every character is a gay anime girl voiced by a vtumor, except it's explicitly stated in-game that the voices aren't canon, and you can still mute them just fine.
At this point it's a completely different game, but that still means I get a new DX.
I don't see how games like Plague Inc., Liberal crime Squad, or Cook, Serve, Delicious 2!!! would change. There are literally 0 voiced characters.
If it's my favorite game why would I want a remake?
no, all my favorite games still hold up.
>remakes
i'd rather just spit on you for free, creatively bankrupt intern.
Apocalypse is a good choice, it barely matters if it's full of browns.
I'm not a dumbass racist and don't give a goddamn about Youtubers so I'm pressing the button
Well SMRPG is already getting remade so I'm good