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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do they have so many pointless xov articles

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      its always that ugly c**t making them

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even play this game, but Siliconera turned to shit long ago with irrelevant articles. At least Gematsu is still good despite the owner being a gay.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's incredible, i can tell it's a troony in that 30x30 image

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure it's a chick
        just a really ugly one

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          she's not that ugly

          it's incredible, i can tell it's a troony in that 30x30 image

          nah, you just got mindbroken

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's a man

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              prove it

              that's a 1/10

              >she's not that ugly

              that could easily rise to 6 with 50 pound less, hair combed, plucking out some eyebrows and discrete make up
              she just need the right man in her life

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah that ugly thing will never be attractive

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Might as well be. An ugly woman is no better than an average man.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's a 1/10

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >she's not that ugly

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite scion is my character 🙂

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's hoary boulder

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    tataru

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sex toys don't count.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ragtag fanclub quite literally getting in the way of the WoL- the canonical saviour of all the universe, whose actions upon ascending to the battle against Godhood itself are only impeded by his glorified research team fricking something up
    >only his friends because they said they are, have offered him nothing but trouble and emotional baggage on his way up
    >No extraordinary or otherwise similarly ordained powerhouses on the team despite several also being initially blessed meaning the WoL still has to ultimately do everything himself

    Scions of The Seventh Dawn is such a shit concept for a supporting cast that only gets worse and worse the higher the stakes get in FFXIV but they cant be gotten rid of because theyre literally the majopr recurring characters from expansion to expansion and part of the core cast now.

    genuine disdain for the entire founding concepts of this game and i b***h about it so much because purely by length alone it has fantastic small pockets of design, music and art buried in hours of time wasting c**tshit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >estinien isn't strong
      >graha isn't strong
      >papalymo isn't strong
      >yshtola isn't strong
      what game did you play

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the scale of strong goes from being able to fight a couple of capable fighters single handedly. being able to fight off several monsters singlehandedly. a whole army, to eikons, deities, monstrosities and forces themselves.

        i waited literally several hundred hours for the WoL to ludonarratively struggle with something to be helped by a single scion and it never really happened. i dont care about anime power levels or anything like that but something other than "GO ILL HOLD THEM OFF" which in itself is fricking trite wouldnt have gone amiss. having them join in dungeons sometimes doesnt come close to painting them as the supportive and capable fighters theyre supposed to be nearly quick enough for me to care about them.

        Yshtola, Urianger and possibly Papalymo have their uses outside of combat but Blue Alisae, Alisae, and the entirety of Blue Alisae's efforts to use money and influence to advance minor plot points just left me not giving a shit after i personally b***h smacked every illusory god in the first half of both expansions they were set up in.

        just dont care about any of them to the point the sentimentality in the game says you should. If Yshtola turned up and casted protect every so often or Estinien jump on shit for no reason it wouldve been something but actual [events] in the plot that mean anything other than more political wank is few and far between.

        TLD:DR- not a single Auron or Balthier tier character in the game and the one that is- Cid isnt a scion

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The problem is mainly that gameplay =/= story. In gameplay the Warrior of Light needs party members to survive and can have Scions accompanying them in the various dungeons that are often more dangerous than the individual bosses, but everyone in these parties can do stuff like survive the full, genuine-powered Ultima now like a belly itch. In story, basically every major villain can one-shot everyone BUT the Warrior who then uses the power of friendship to pull seven more people just as hardy as themselves from elsewhere in the shards to kick ass. The weird segregation and handling of it resulted in everyone not the Warrior seeming like a pissbaby as a result.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        isn't strong
        papalymo isn't anything :^)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      we can't blade of light all of the problems of the realm away anon

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        not my problem. make me a Lord or Significant political figure or i dont care. my job is literally to Blade Of Light shit away not listen to 400 people weep about speciesism for 30 hours and then kill a false demigod- before running off to another country and basically being treated like a level 1 pugilist with no Gil after all my achievements

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i don't care if you were a knight or a musketeer or a star onion. you work for me now

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Funny enough Ugetsu in Stormblood's Samurai job questline is specifically written to be "ME RUN IN AND UNGA EVERYTHING TO MAKE THING BETTER" and all it really accomplishes is pissing off Musosai and getting his family killed by bugyo in retaliation

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. Zenos should have joined the group in 6.1 instead of Zero.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would've been beyond amusing, his interactions with the Scions would've been priceless. And you would have finally had a character comparable in strength to the WoL on the Scions.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Estinien, while not as strong as the WoL, is probably just a tier below and one of the strongest characters in the story. Zenos even acknowledges that fighting him might be fun if he wasn't already obsessed with the WoL.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      As others have said, Estinien stands out as strong. He was basically Ishgard's superhero before losing his job with the end of the Dragonsong War. That being said, he's pure muscle and isn't capable of much outside of a fight. Sounds a bit worthless when put against the Warrior of Light but the Warrior of Light can't be everywhere at once so it's still helpful to have someone who is almost as good to fill in at times.

      G'raha may be a bit of a homosexual now but he is still a powerful magic user and experienced leader from his time as the Crystal Exarch.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I still get a kick out of Elidibus-in-Zenos' body struggling to fight the Warrior as is, but once they conked out cuz of G'raha's summons, Estinien showing up was enough for Elidibus to just peace out instead of try his chances. The Warrior is the main menace, but that one moment establishes that even the top Ascians didn't want to pick a fight with the top Dragoon without a good estimate of their odds.

        The power of belief and emotion to shape aether has literally been in the game since day fricking one. It's how all magic functions. It's how primals are formed. All they did was give the phenomenon a name. I really do not understand how dynamis confused so many people, holy shit.

        To be fair, Dynamis and Aether are separate phenomena, it's just Aether can be shaped in very similar ways from thoughts and creativity with enough of it that the Ancients didn't even realize it existed until producing things more removed from Aether.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The creations of the Ancients were actually also influenced by dynamis, they just had no idea dynamis existed and much like the Sharlayans assumed that aether itself naturally responded to emotion. There are plenty of sidequests that talk about their creations being changed by wayward thoughts, and the mention in the Watcher's short story about a kid getting scared and accidentally summoning a hell tower. And the Nier collab says that Hades was such a potent mage because he was so emotional, but he sliced out emotions when he felt them and held them in auracite to use them as needed.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            So basically Aether is shapeless magical energy, Dynamis as emotion-fueled output helped to give it shape. For the Ancients who were incredibly reserved and lost a lot of their care for individual lives, they had snippets of it besides those who grew beyond like Venat and Emet; for the people sundered and without the mass of Aether reserves, it took more effort to draw out but also meant less limits in how to utilize it thanks to the broader emotional spectrum of Man. That sound about right?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, sounds about right

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hermes explicitly says the ancients couldn't effectively manipulate dynamis because they were so dense in aether. Sundered people can because they're not as aether rich.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hermes himself manipulated dynamis without even trying, and it's confirmed that Hades's intense emotions were the source of his power. Aetherial density means they couldn't mesh with it like sundered can, but they could still clearly influence it externally.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Influencing it isn't the same as actually manipulating it and putting it towards a purpose, it's why the Ancient trusts get a little "not canon" buff marker when they use Limit Break skills.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which is funny since he pits himself against three Ancients that (unwittingly) could manipulate it with their own limit breaks. Honestly a lot of weird shit with the Ancients and Dynamis isn't helped by in-universe biases straight from the horse's mouths. Emet-Selch has a very rose-tinted glasses view of the species despite his broad cynicism, Hermes is unfathomably loathing of his own people because of a deep depression and Venat hated what they did but understood why and so forth.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Estinien showing up was enough for Elidibus to just peace out instead of try his chances

          That's because Elidi-Zenos is the biggest most pathetic jobber in the game. Reminder that at the end of ShB, he was confronted by Elezen Zenos - just a frontline soldier with angry Resonant eyes holding a katana - and his proposed response was to;
          1. Despite being an immortal soul puppeting the body of the strongest man in the world, instantly shit himself, start crying, forget all his schemes and abandon ship leaving the body behind
          2. Somehow, while crying and shitting himself, spills all the details about the shards, the truth of Hydaelyn and Zodiark, and all the other greatest secrets that he's guarded for millenia
          3. Run away. Not just to the next room, not just fleeing the city, he flew to the fricking MOON to get away from him

          There's a reason we enjoyed a full year of Elidibusposting before he finally redeemed himself as something more than a sad parody of a villain in 5.3.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Urianger is the only one I give a single frick about.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      verily, my favoriteth scion beith the wise mage Urianger

      Urianger followed by Estenien

      Urianger and Estinien, no contest. Both have a genuine personality and goals of their own and they're not comically incompetent.

      I always say his name 'ur a Black person'

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    verily, my favoriteth scion beith the wise mage Urianger

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Urianger followed by Estenien

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    content doko

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      We don't need content. The game is fine as-is. If you don't like it, go back to WoW.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >red nose
        the most moronic thing all troons do to their oc do not steel

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is why I fricking hate miqoBlack folk.
        Absolutely subhuman

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        trip, macchi

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Urianger and Estinien, no contest. Both have a genuine personality and goals of their own and they're not comically incompetent.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    has alphinaud ever done anything useful

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        like..

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          when he drew pictures of gosetsu and yugiri to help us find them in kugane

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        was it more useful than anything Tataru could do in her sleep

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Had money in ARR, paid for mercs including the WoL to fight his battles for him. Gave a nice little speech during Operation Archon (which is more than the other Scions did).

      In HW he's an impoverished frickup with no connections who comes close to realising he's a child in over his head, but they backtracked because YoshiP likes him and by the start of Stormblood he's back in charge again.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hires mercs
        >immediately betrayed
        He's made to be bullied by everything

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No as anon said it actually set up a good base for him to grow as a character. Where he realizes he's a naive fricking child who commands respect of jack and shit. So why would a bunch of soldiers actually answer to him and take him seriously? And then it fell by the wayside.
          That's exactly how a bunch of mercs and former soldiers would act
          >can you believe this fricking goober
          >good pay and autonamy to do what we want where we want
          >what if that little elf girl doesn't like it
          >who gives a shit we don't answer to some kid
          Looking back Ilberd was a good villain who played his hand well until
          >muh liberation
          >muh ala bazinga
          >muh past

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ilberd was a great villain who played everyone and got everything he wanted in the end. His entire goal from day one was forcing Eorzea into outright war with Garlemald in order to free Ala Mhigo. And he achieved it. Genuinely the only villain in the entire saga to have actually won.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Had money in ARR, paid for mercs including the WoL to fight his battles for him

        you mean his parents' money

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's how most rich people get their money, yeah.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alphi because he's the cutest and wisest

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno, I furiously mash skip cutscene. The MSQ is a fricking chore I'm forced to do before my goal of making every number go up

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why play the game then? If you're going to skip all the story what's stopping you at this point getting the story skip?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why play the game then
        It's the least dogshit mmo. Solidly D tier when everything else is floating around the Z.
        >getting the story skip?
        Principle.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alright I guess anon, you'll be confused on the story and lost for why you're fighting what you're fighting.
          Each raid and trial does have a story attached to it unlike other mmos where they might have a quest log.
          I'm telling you this now so you're aware in the future when you might be wondering what or who is this character people will tell you to play the story to find out. It will get annoying being reminded all the time, there are some real die-hard hard-ons for the story in this game like me .

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Island Sanctuary
            >Eureka
            >Bozja
            >Raids
            >Houses
            >Deep Dungeons
            >Variables
            >Relics
            >Triple Triad cards
            all the side activities of an MMO that are usually breaks from the MSQ are literally locked behind MSQ progress in FFXIV. you dont have a choice but to sit through hours of fetch quests and exposition in this game.

            if you force someone to play a game for hundreds of hours to get to the "good stuff" theyre going to call everything in the way a shit waste of time. if someone tells me at the end of ARR they think the game is shit because they spent an hour running back and forth in the snow delivering meat then im not going to argue with them as to why they should just to meet a thief with a fat leather butt who appears twice in 60 more hours

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              We know the game is far from perfect, that ARR was lengthy because at the time of release it was all there was, think of how it was back in 2.0 before Heavenwards, they did that to give people shit to do.
              Now they've cut a lot out from then and revamped Cape Westwind and the Lahabrea fight, revamped Praetoria to be 4man instead of 8, which cut down how long it used to be.
              MMOs, all of them are by definition meant to be long, grindy, and waste your time the difference with FFXIV is the story is the main grind.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The whole point of the game is the story. If you're looking for gear treadmill gameplay you're wasting your time because it doesn't really exist in this game.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alright I guess anon, you'll be confused on the story and lost for why you're fighting what you're fighting.
        Each raid and trial does have a story attached to it unlike other mmos where they might have a quest log.
        I'm telling you this now so you're aware in the future when you might be wondering what or who is this character people will tell you to play the story to find out. It will get annoying being reminded all the time, there are some real die-hard hard-ons for the story in this game like me .

        ? I'm max level and BiS right now waiting for new content

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but do you know who pic related is?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The whole point of the game is the story
        Read a single book, please

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's not wrong the story is part of the gameplay.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          My favorites are The Brothers Karamazov, Don Quixote and Dream of the Red Chamber. I still think FFXIV has a pretty good story. What now?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      WoWBlack person brainrot

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you play one of the worst MMOs on the market then? The only thing it has going for it is the story and music.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favourite is probably Uberdanger

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    bruh all I know is that the tunes for this game GO HARD

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    horny for highlanders

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alphinaud turns me on

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love my wife Alisaie

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't care. still having fun

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no you're not

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          gottem

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. I need to get back in. I was halfway through shadowbringers when BG 3 dropped.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of them fricking mattered at all
    Even Estinien fricking jobs at the one task he's supposed to do, holding an eyeball
    Like frick the first Thordan literally ate dragon eyes for breakfast no problem and the "greatest azure dragoon" can barely hold it for a delivery
    And he's the most competent Scion after Yshtola

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If theyre not going to kill them in shadowbringers theyre not going to kill them in EW thancred should have died after the fight he had with NotZenos

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        At the very least Y'shtola, G'raha, and Thancred should have died by this point. What is it with Japanese games and their refusal to let main characters die? Falcom games have a similar problem to this, the Cold Steel saga is an empire splitting civil war and maybe one or two guys die, and NONE of the main cast die, in fact the only two that do, get raised from the dead. It feels like Disney animated movies feature more main character deaths than Japanese RPGs do.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The last time Y'shtola feigned death was to show off how powerful Emet-Selch is by dabbing on what the elementals could do in way less time

          G'raha Tia being sentenced to death in under an expac after getting a new lease on life is embarrassingly bad writing, legitimate epitome of killing a character just to do so, a better argument would be whether or not he shouldn't have merged identities with the Crystal Exarch and been let out of the Crystal Tower, but that would have just begged the question of why nobody let him out of the Crystal Tower as his ARR self

          Thancred dying makes no thematic or practical sense when the purpose of his fight with Ran'jit where him collapsing KIND OF baited a death was supposed to be an actual, final acceptance of Ryne being her own person and not an extension of or replacement for Minfilia, something he was shat on repeatedly for over the course of Shadowbringers

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Y'shtola should have died multiple times by now, honestly she should have died in SB when Zenos raided the Ala Mhigan camp to actually give it some real narrative weight, but of course she "barely survives" and the villain accomplishes barely anything. Typical Japanese writing.

            G'raha Tia nobly sacrificing himself to give the WoL a chance to defeat Emet Selch would've added significant weight to that scene as well, and been a far better resolution of his entire character and storyline than turning into the WoLs #1 simp.

            Thancred never thought of Ryne as a replacement for Minfilia, he always thought of her as her own person, he simply wanted to succeed in protecting her where he failed in protecting Minfilia. Him giving up his life to accomplish this would've been a great scene and a great summation to his overall character. Furthermore, all of these deaths would've given some real weight to the villains, and a feeling of actual consequences and risk for the heroes in the story. As it is, the Scions might as well be THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE, FEATURING HE-MAN/WoL, there is no legitimate threat or risk that they ever face that sets them apart from Saturday morning cartoon heroes. Which is why all the attempts to be dramatic and compelling fail, you can't take it seriously when you know nothing is going to ever actually kill the heroes of a story.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >honestly she should have died in SB when Zenos raided the Ala Mhigan camp to actually give it some real narrative weight,
              That narrative weight is already achieved by throwing up her doofy shield and Zenos just smashes through it, when it was plenty to fend off Gaius and other threads prior
              >G'raha Tia nobly sacrificing himself to give the WoL a chance to defeat Emet Selch would've
              Would've been moronic, Shadowbringers specifically talks about G'raha being a moron for attempted self-sacrifice and somehow seeing no other option, he's also been WoL's #1 simp since ARR and somehow every Crystal Exarch stan forgets the fricking basket of sandwiches and the nervous simpering before meetings with WoL
              >Thancred never thought of Ryne as a replacement for Minfilia
              You're an idiot, play Shadowbringers again

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not achieved at all since there is no actual loss or death. G'raha Tia actually having to pay a real price and die in order to enable the WoL to destroy Emet would've been far better than the (admittedly still great) finale we got. Yes, G'raha was always an annoying simp, I'm not disputing that part of his character, I'm saying it would've been better for him to perish in that scene so we don't get him constantly simping in every single fricking interaction he has afterwards. He was a great character as the Crystal Exarch, he's an annoying c**t as G'raha Tia. And I've played Shadowbringers, you're the one who didn't understand Thancred if you think he ever thought of Ryne as a replacement for Minfilia. Other people thought he might view her that way, but it's blatantly obvious Thancred never did, he always wanted her to have her own existence and again, the main narrative point was that he wanted to succeed in protecting her where he had failed in protecting Minfilia. That is about the only way you can argue he saw her as a "replacement", in the sense that he wants to succeed at the same task with a different girl.

                You also didn't address the fact that the entire narrative has suffered greatly from the fact that the heroes of the story simply can't and won't die anymore than He-Mans sidekicks can, which makes all the attempts at making things dramatic or compelling a complete joke, since you know nothing is ever going to actually kill any of these characters no matter how "dire" it seems.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dramatic weight is not solely possible through character death, please go back to Game of Thrones

                Any outraged post about my choice of insult I will be reading as an arrow hitting the mark

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you think that if a story has death and consequences for its heroes, it has to go to the extreme level of Game Of Thrones which is frankly just death and sex for the sake of titillating the audience and "subverting expectations"? What other works of fiction have you even consumed? How about even the basic classics of fantasy and science fiction like Dune or Lord Of The Rings? Do you really think Dune would've been better if Duncan and Leto both lived, or if in LOTR Boromir and Theoden survived?

                Yes, a story is cheapened if death is dealt out randomly just for shock value like in Game Of Thrones, but it's also cheapened when all the protagonists are effectively immortal and don't even die when they should. Imagine a LOTR where Theoden doesn't die on the Pelennor Fields, the entire story starts to feel fake because no one ever pays the ultimate price, none of the heroes ever face death, simply because they're the protagonists and they are beyond death. And that's the problem with FFXIV, they have repeatedly missed the points where a death would've made sense and the current story feels like a Saturday morning cartoon as a result. The Scions are effectively immortal at this point and so why even bother pretending anything is a threat? Maybe that's why it's a good thing the new expansion will be more lighthearted, since FFXIV currently can't pull off anything dramatic to save its life, since there's no consequences and no weight due to the immortality of the main cast.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you really think Dune would've been better if Duncan and Leto both lived
                please don't cite a book series where duncan being cloned repeatedly to keep serving after death is a plot element

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                One of the key points of that was that the clone wasn't really Duncan and Paul was aware of that, yet kept him around anyway. So no, the actual Duncan was dead and gone. I like how you tried to avoid all of my points by just bringing up that irrelevant issue up, by the way, but please actually try to defend the cartoonish immunity to death the Scions have if you're going to respond again.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                except the clones are duncan through memory restoration. pissing contest over

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Except they actually aren't him since Dune actually covers spirituality as well, Paul explicitly acknowledges the new Duncan is not the Duncan he once knew, and that Duncan is gone forever, but the new one is its own being that he can work with and treat as a friend, even if its not truly Duncan. Maybe actually read the full book rather than a synopsis. Also you have now failed twice to defend the original point of contention, so yeah, argument over, the Scions never having any real threat of death makes them, and by extension, the overall story, much weaker and less impactful than it should be.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't understand why people laugh at Game of Thrones at all, you're just parroting it to fit in. Using the threat of death is absolutely a valid way to create tension in a story, especially in a more simplistic one like in a Final Fantasy game. GoT sucks ass because it constantly kills off characters at random, without any rhyme or reason.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Scroll up and you'd see that guy was complaining about Game of Thrones specifically because he thinks all of the complaints about wanting Scions to die for narrative tension are pointless and random, and he's completely right, people that want Scions to die for narrative weight are Black folk.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I laughed at game of thrones because it's a pretty generic fantasy but dood they frick and curse and kill people and make hot brappy shits on each other and there's incest. So it's totally for adults and isn't generic nerd shit.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh absolutely, I was just focusing on the character deaths and all.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              HW was the last time any major character was in danger and their sacrifices had an actual lasting impact on others. ShB has a much better presentation but in terms of raw writing HW is the absolute peak.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                HW has so many goddamned gaps in the action and long periods where nothing happens that it's hard to actually look at it fondly. I love its highs but holy shit it has some lows and it drags on forever.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but nothing will ever beat staring down the pope with pure malice and watching the life drain from his eyes. or marching toward nidhogg as everyone else runs away. Pure fricking kino on both counts.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's partly what I meant in terms of presentation.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree, I also feel like it was the last time the nation states had any real identity and nuance, they all kinda just merge into one big Eorzean Alliance afterwards and lose their uniqueness post HW.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haldrath succumbed to the eyes too and he was supposed to be big enough shit that he's apparently mucking around in your soul crystal, and your Drachen Armor chest is the same one Haldrath wore (don't think about it too hard if you're not playing an Elezen)

      The Azure Dragoons are always emotionally vulnerable, not physically vulnerable, you have to channel an insane dragon aspected to dark and fire

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lyse is the best one because she was the only one smart enough to quit. As individuals some of the scions are pretty cool with unique knowledge and skills, but the organisation has always had a really weird place in the narrative as extremely well-funded and privileged scrappy underdogs, operating in secret but also super famously. I honestly thought they must have been the main characters in 1.0 given ARR does such a sloppy and rushed job of setting the group up as "your team" (then they're immediately destroyed lol)

    Alphinaud's the worst. Condescending trust fund prick who never learns to go away and let the adults work.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    SINKING DEEPER AND DEEPER
    IN CALM EMBRACE
    LOVING TIDE
    SWEEP IN AND BEAR YOU DOWN
    SHOULD YOU MEET A SOUL RISING SURFACEWAYS
    WITH YOUR UNBEATING HEART WISH THEM WELL

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    None, they're all annoying
    I guess Estinien is okay
    The rest are cringe
    Urianger? Cringe
    Yshtola? Cringe
    Thancred? Cringe
    Alisaie and her twin sister? cringe
    G'raha? Cringe

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just want my 100 wins on every frontline map
    >stuck on 80 for Onsal and SR because people tunnel vision into 2nd and 3rd place
    What the frick is wrong with these people. Holy shit. Remove XP gain from PvP please.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Dawntrail is a fun friends on holiday simulator the fans will eat it up and the game will die within 18 months. The parasocial audience attached to the Scions are loud but will always be shrinking. Endwalker already overdid the fond farewells and nostalgia, you can only beat that horse for so long before most people look for something new to experience.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >beach episode expac incoming
    >mfw Alisaie in a micro-bikini

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Tataru and Krile

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really like the way the singer says anabaseios in the tireless one

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was Urianger before they got rid of Gideon Emery.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thinks fake brit accent is better than the real deal

      gideon emery is fricking overrated and so is balthier

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fake brit accent
        But that's just Gideon Emery's normal voice, he's English, and you're gay.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's british though
        new guy is better imo

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      top comment summarized my own opinion

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >some of these screenshots do actually look pretty bad but 90% of the content of this video lacks any context and just makes no sense unless you're someone who's already deeply involved in this drama, needs 100x more context otherwise this just seems like nothing

      quoted for truth
      also had to mute the Black person music

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thoughts?

      your shit sucks you schizoid

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are weddings so cringe

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cranky because you aren't getting married, aren't you

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol homosexual

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          not at all
          shit is legit cringe

          t. unmarried

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >getting married in a fricking video game

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        not at all
        shit is legit cringe

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >favorite Scion
    My girlfriend Alisaie.
    she makes my wiener rock hard.
    Imagine ravaging her plump virgin pussy in front of her mother and brother.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care about red alphinaud

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      t.Fourchenault

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      oyakodon kino

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      pic related

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >barely legal elezen pussy
        How can hag'sthola even compete?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Graha being a simp ran it's course before it even began. It'll never happen because of subhuman fujocancer. But there needs to be a patch or expansion where you just beat that shit out of him and teach him out to interact correctly.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am... PANDEMONIUMMMMM and I require MORE

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Y'shtola literally belongs to my WoL and no one else. I don't care how many times she's died and pretended to die. She's built for his midlander hyurian wiener

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Zenos most.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alphinaud
    Rich kid way over his head that caused more mess than he fixed. The one time he acts alone (Shadowbringers in Eulmore), he couldnt even manage to enter the city, while everyone else actually bettered their community, mingled, or did work
    >Alisae
    Actually the more competent one. Lets not forget she helped cure the tempering issue. That said, she cant do anything on her own, shes a useful puppet, basically.
    >Yshtola
    Saved us in the end of ARR (even though she really dont have to, the WoL can solo whatever Uldhan throws). After that, absolutely useless. Wow, you lived with tree huggers.
    >Urianger
    Now we're starting. Has agency and actually tried to move things forward. Some say he fricked up with his deal with Elidibus, but it wasnt as abvious as Alphinaud's "throw money at everything" idiocy in ARR.
    >Graha
    Absolute beast, until he joins your party. The guy is a ruler, a mage, a scholar with a century of experience and wisdom. But once he joins your party, he became useless. He had a spark of leadership in Endwalker, while protecting the indian city, but by all right he should be the leader of the Scions.
    >Thancred
    He goated in Shadowbringer by protecting the Oracle of Light. He should've died against Ranjit though, because now he's irrelevant and is basically replaced by...
    >Estinien
    If the WoL doesnt exist, Estinien would be it. He actually does things. Sure he fricked up before Heavensward, but between Stormblood and Endwalker he basically saved the world a couple of times.
    >Yda
    Traitorous, lying, useless b***h. The useless half of her duo with
    >Papalymo
    Irrelevant and overshadowed by Urianger. He cant even contain Shinryu without us turning Omega on.

    But truly, the best is pic rel. The man actually gave US hope. I dont think anyone else in the game that isnt a god gives the WoL hope at the lowest time, since its usually us who do it to others. He really needs more recognition.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't give a frick about horseradish in ARR, and certainly didn't care about housefart when he got got. And let out an audible
      >pffffft
      when his ghost appeared.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yshtola
      >Saved us in the end of ARR

      ?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didnt she use her flow magic and died to teleport whats left of the Scions iut of Uldah in the end of ARR?
        Honestly I forgot, it was so long ago. Also we forgave Uldah and the fricking Ala MBlack folk too easily. Maybe thats why Stormblood left a bad taste in a lot of people's mouth.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          She used Flow to get herself and Thancred out but they did serve as a distraction to let everyone else run, we also forgave Ul'dah but we didn't necessarily forgive the Monetarists that orchestrated it with the Crystal Braves' help, save for Lolorito and one or two others that knew about the plot and were working against it, up to and including Lolorito giving Nanamo a metric frickton of money so that the sultana is politically relevant again

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes
          >died when she used forbidden magic
          >rescued from lifestream
          >essentially died when Zenos sliced her up since she doesn't reappear until the post expansion patches
          >coma dies halfway between stormblood and shadowbringers
          >jumps off a cliff edge
          >dies
          >gets resurrected again
          Honestly it's a joke at this point. I'm sure I'll see her die a few more times before I'm done with endwalker.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only important thing Yshtola does there is open up a portal that Minfilia can suicide into for crystal mommy to eat. They could have all kept running and escaped no problem.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Also we forgave Uldah and the fricking Ala MBlack folk too easily.
          Agreed on the Mhiggers, but there was no one left in Ul'dah to hold a grudge against. The only people in the know were the Syndicate, and all of its members save for Teledji (who had already been dealt with) turned out to have been either uninvolved in the plan, or double agents looking to sabotage it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The one time he acts alone (Shadowbringers in Eulmore), he couldnt even manage to enter the city, while everyone else actually bettered their community, mingled, or did work

      And then when you go in there to get shit done he derails it all by having a tantrum and then crying that some rich cannibals have been hurt. The only Scion that is objectively both incompetent and a bad person (since Tataru magically learned to not suck at everything when she became a meme after HW).

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      100% correct take. I was genuinely looking forward to finally getting rid of the scions during/after EW, most of them are just finished and stick around for no reason at all. G'raha and Thancred are the worst examples, they should've never left the First, they now completely different characters devoid of any personality or goals.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not killing thancred in Shadowbringers was the biggest mistake
        >was in the first the longest
        >no longer has magic
        >is old man by japan protagonist standards at a whopping 37
        >finally gets closure that the minfilia he raised is for all indents and porpoises dead and gone
        >finally acknowledges how proud he is of the new minfilia standing up for herself without the baggage of just being a host for crystal mommy
        >has a well done death scene and speech
        >akshually he's fine just chilling on the porch
        Absolute bullshit. I don't give a flying frick how many young japanese girls Squeenix would've pissed off. It was beyond moronic for him to live

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that left a bad taste in my mouth. They ruined his moment. Ranjit should have also died in a double KO.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >man falls over once
          >HE'S DEAD

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >mechanics of the fight continuously state how dangerously hard thancred is pushing his body
            >not in any hype way
            >very much in a o shit he's barely out maneuvering ranjit if at all
            >after the fight sounds like he's about to have a heart attack because he was
            >pitybait sad theme of the expansion starts playing
            Yeah, most people read the tone wrong and should have been hyped as frick.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >thematically can only clash evenly with Ran'jit when finally accepting Ryne is her own person with her own dreams and goals and identity
              >dies immediately after
              Nah m8 Thancred dying there would have sucked.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >old mentor dies as the new young gun embraces their potential and steps up
                That's been part of the hero's journey since forever. Thematically it's how it should have been done correctly.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dying five seconds after a plot resolution sucks wiener.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can have your lesser opinion, just know it's fake and gay.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                This really. The more red flags a character has for imminent death, the less palatable it is. Doubly so for when they don't actually die.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They could've just shown him picking up his gunblade in this shot at the last second and i wouldn't have been pissed at this scene

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think what bothers me most about Thancred's fake out death is how quickly it stops being relevant. Like if he was down and out for a long period of time in the story, I wouldn't mind as much, but the fact that one bit of content later and he pops up healed and fine is the biggest problem. The same happens with waifucat Y'shtola, she gets Flow'd and then almost immediately Emet busts her out of the lifestream. What's the point of fake outs if there isn't time to ruminate on them? Endwalker does the exact same problem, complete with characters cheekily acknowledging you'll undo it by the end.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Seriously, when the whole ultima thule shit happened and y'shtola opened her stupid mouth it ruined the rest of the zone completely, it went from "Ok there is no way they'll kill them for real but *to them* it may be the last time we meet and it should be this emotional goodbye" to "Ight can you shut up and turn into the ground already we got a bird to catch"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely right, I know people focus on Thancred, since he faded to irrelevancy, but I HATE G'raha, as the Crystal Exarch he was fantastic, as G'raha he's a fricking annoying c**t.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Absolute beast, until he joins your party.
      I remember reading an interview that went over how to interpret the end of 5.3 in terms of what happens to the Crystal Exarch and G'raha, and the result was that it was more "the original G'raha in the Source got the Crystal Exarch's memories" rather than "the Crystal Exarch lives on through his original body in the Source". If you view it like that, the fact that G'raha is a pathetic twat in all circumstances (outside of the one instance where he was useful in India) makes sense. It also explains why they drew out the Crystal Exarch's death sequence at the top of the Crystal Tower in the First.

      Good God do I miss the Crystal Exarch.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now the Crystal Exarch would have been a true credit to the team, bringing something that no one else has. Centuries of leadership experience and all that it entails. He would have made for a good team strategist and advisor among other things.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, instead we ended up with
          >wowee the WoL just shit their pants
          >their hemorhhoids have progressed so much the've developed a fistula
          >what an icon

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it fricked up that Alisaie and Alphinaud learned to summon Phoenix at the end of Coils and then you just whip Demi-Phoenix out of your ass in Shadowbringers with no fanfare or lore explanation? And they can't give the twins the ability to summon Phoenix without also forcing you to run through Coils, same as G'raha being canonized by forcing you to run through Crystal Tower?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      viera are pure sex

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yda

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    lyse is silent
    >god she's so cute i love her so much
    lyse speaks
    >god this b***h is so fricking stupid, it's actually infuriating. you dumb bawd i just want to beat you until you shut your mouth

    lyse made me understand why men who beat their spouses still claim to also love them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The chatting with Lyse scenes are the best parts of Stormblood. She's only moronic when speaking to other people.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kept thinking she would learn some form of lesson throughout stormblood. Especially after we went to Japan and freed that nation state. But no. She just ends up on top through sheer happenstance essentially. It was truly infuriating when every interaction turned into
      >you have to fight for a free ala mhigo
      >nah that would put us in danger
      >don't you know about me wanting to fulfill my dream of a liberated country
      >you better get on board
      >no, we don't think we will
      >a few fetch quests later
      >o forgive us for not fighting for you
      >we have fully righted our wrongs and devoted ourselves to the cause

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The lesson she learns is that she actually does want to save Ala Mhigo or die trying, it's not just something she feels responsibility to do because of her dead father, dead sister, and dead mentor. It doesn't work super well because we already know (or assume) that's the case, and the game decides to sideline her for ages while Alisae shows off a new class and Yugiri repeats all the dumbshit idealist scenes Lyse had earlier (also Gosetsu. There's not a lot of ideas to spread around). The Hien appears to be the actual lead character because he came up with a plan off screen. Lyse's biggest epiphany moment is pretty much just deciding to keep moving forward and brainlessly fighting stuff like the WoL does. Which is sad and disappointing in both cases really.

        The "Lyse doesn't deserve to be the big hero" complaint is weird when Hien and Raubahn are explicitly more important to how things happen. She's a pretty figurehead who gets what she wants, but she didn't make it happen by any definition.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't that entire thing part of the issue with Lyse? She doesn't do anywhere near what Raubahn or Hien do, yet somehow she's the leader. Why?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            At the end of StB she's the nominated leader of one cell of the resistance (which the game forgets briefly and acts like is all the resistance). Raubahn leads the allied forces including that resistance through the campaign. She's still relatively important mostly because of who her father was and how many powerful foreign friends she has, but she's not directing anything.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              No anon. The resistance (and that cell in particular) took over leadership of all of Ala Mhigo at the end. She became the de facto leader of the entire country through nepotism.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely laughed out loud at some of the patronizing garbage she utters towards Fordola during the later patches. She's cute, I'd be the first to admit that, but I genuinely hope she fricking dies and/or never shows up ever again.

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I started FFXIV yesterday, I'm liking it so far but how come I see nobody type in chat? I played for 6 hours and I don't remember seeing another player message at all. Also does the game let me assign attributes on level up or is it done automatically?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The server you're on will go a long way towards how sociable people are in major cities

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So it's not chat being level-restricted or locked by default? I thought it was the latter but I didn't find anything in system options, doesn't bother me that much honestly since I like playing at my own pace instead of rushing.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you're on the free trial you can't use /shout or /yell chat features to carry your messages farther in a zone or city, but you can still chat normally

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    MY SMOL WIFE KRILE

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Estinien, he goes through a lot of changes and I like his big brother thing with Alphinaud.

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wich one of the scions would have the stinkiest braps?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alisae. She's such a brat that she hasn't learned to eat a proper diet yet.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Estinien survives off of nothing but dried squid and curry if allowed to

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh shit this is true actually

        found some of my old outfits. let me know if any of them are good, or salvagable

        >in b4 hurf durf git off muh vidya

        >seeking validation this hard

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      urianger
      who knows what kinda shit he eats

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The WoL because he lives off of a diet of only eggs n beans (this is canon btw).

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    found some of my old outfits. let me know if any of them are good, or salvagable

    >in b4 hurf durf git off muh vidya

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay anon. There is nothing wrong with posting gay/homosexual or any derivative of it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      tummy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think the tribal caster one is that old, but they all look fine. I like the Dalmasca/skirt combo.

      As for the thread topic, I like all the scions well enough. Urianger making a show of seeking forgiveness every time he does something vaguely duplicitous maybe got a bit silly but otherwise fine.

      Didnt she use her flow magic and died to teleport whats left of the Scions iut of Uldah in the end of ARR?
      Honestly I forgot, it was so long ago. Also we forgave Uldah and the fricking Ala MBlack folk too easily. Maybe thats why Stormblood left a bad taste in a lot of people's mouth.

      She used her flow magic and got lost in it, she never died.

      viera scion when
      i fricking hope it isn't erenville

      Same but it is and we're gonna have to live with it. As recompense I demand the crazy Aztecs in the north being a Bunnygirl empire sacrificing people for a Quetzacotl mkII primal or whatever. Because that would amuse me greatly.

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trans
    Dead
    Game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Finding yourself
      Time to roll yet another heterosexual elf male.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I might be late doing it, but I nevertheless must acknowledge a man of such culture.

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the scions are pretty shit tbh. Probably one of the worst core FF parties there is.
    And characters somehow actively get worse as soon as they're made a Scion of the Seventh Dawn.

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fray is the only good one.

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.guildwars2.com/en-gb/

    New expansion soon, unlike this dead weeb game.

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    viera scion when
    i fricking hope it isn't erenville

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i fricking hope it isn't erenville
      It will be. He somehow gets placed higher than actual Scions on popularity votes, there's no way SE won't exploit that.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He somehow gets placed higher than actual Scions on popularity votes

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do we refute this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >see le epic disapproving bathroom man on thumbnail
      >immediately disregard post as the frothing ravings of some Black person from soijak.party dead site lol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >subs are dropping during the time when subs always drop in any expansion
      okay?
      >the console exclusive game sold what's expected of a console exclusive to sell
      why did no one say bloodborne had "disappointing sales" when FF16 sold more copies than it did?
      also
      >that website
      lmao those Black folk are just coping that WOW is a literal dead game and blizzard is on fire.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        troon that plays a dead game wrote this with shaky hands

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          wowie that plays a glorified private server of a literal dead game typed this with shaky hands btw

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Poat limsa troon. GW2 has more players
            New expansion in 3 days while you have to wait another year for yoshis diarrhea slolol
            Lmao
            Hahahahhahaha

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >New expansion in 3 days
              didn't gw2 just get a new expansion?
              do they really just shove them out of the door that frequently?
              ever heard of quality over quantity spergchizo?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Their new "expansion" has literally less content than a Living Story season.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the GW2 Black person, he's fresh off of a ban and trying his luck.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's the GW2 Black person

          Poat limsa troon. GW2 has more players
          New expansion in 3 days while you have to wait another year for yoshis diarrhea slolol
          Lmao
          Hahahahhahaha

          >mentions gw2 at the first opportunity
          LMAO
          hey gw2 schizo, do me a favor.
          just look at picrel for me.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody plays gw2 on steam
            Xiv is still dead

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >copes
              heh

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dilates
                Heh

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >seethes
                heh

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >copes
                Heh

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dilates
                heh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game is over 10 years old and each expansion has been more successful than the last.

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I just shit myself
    This is not a joke

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      proof?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can"t move

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i don't believe you then

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Source?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna need some facts to back that up

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Favorites? It depends.
    >Best friend
    The twins, who sadly are only on rare occasions enough of a character to not count as one.
    >Best battlebro
    If you'd take anyone other than Estinien into every battle, you're a fool and a homo.
    >Best fangirl
    If I need someone to figuratively suck my wiener, I'd prefer none other than my boy G'raha.
    >Best girl
    If I need someone to literally suck my wiener, I'd prefer none other than Y'shtola Ryne, actually.
    >Best bro
    Because not every friend is someone you can go bar crawling with and not every bro is someone that can support you like a best friend can. This slot goes to Krile and it's entirely because I want to see how easily her clothes fall off when she's plastered. If the answer is "they don't" then I'm changing my answer to Thancred.
    All in all, they occupy different niches in the needs of personal social hierarchies.

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yda, RIP

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alphinaud.
    Only one that's been with you since the beginning.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only one that's been with you since the beginning

      lore-wise that would be Thancred

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off AIBlack person

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I literally googled Alphinaud and just posted something relax, bud

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wish he wasn't

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does WHM get a mount right off the bat?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      because little heal bawd princesses need to be carried around or else their feet will get all bruised and dirty and we don't want that now do we?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Healers are the manliest players in this game, especially WHM players. If you want a bawd role in this game, that would be ranged physical DPS.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          that sounds like something a healbawd would say.
          now get down on your knees, why did you let me die to that mechanic bawd?
          why didn't you heal me?
          I'm gonna pushing your throat now.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >die to a mechanic
            you're supposed to deal with mechanics yourself, moron
            fail the same thing 3 times and I will no longer heal you, waste of a gcd
            you.can stay close and maybe lick an aoe heal once in a while if you're lucky

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Healers are the manliest players in this game

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Healers are the manliest players in this game
          Yeah and barista's are the hardest workers in the coffee shop.

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alphinaud has become a boring, useless moron, but I would bloat his cute femboy tummy until he looks pregnant, not even fricking kidding, damn.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that r34 by ByeByeFrog

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >me when that shit drops at 1:07 seconds
      soken is a literal god

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i am at my fricking limit. i want to see more cool designs. tell me how bad Stormblood is. it took so long for me to go into it after HW that its now a frickin free expansion. i really genuinely dont think my patience could take more
    >run to this place and fight 3 enemies on the path
    but im sitting on level 80 DRK and 70 SAM id like some more dungeons and to actually finish their job quests

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first third of stormblood is boring as shit until the plot kicks off. The second third in fantasy nippon is fun outside of the azim steppe arc which is pure shit. the last third is somewhere between the two. It becomes ridiculous with the amount of
      >Meanwhile, elsewhere
      scene transitions

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the azim steppe arc which is pure shit

        oof that's a bad take anon.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sadu dorthal
          beyond shit character
          >muh plains
          >muh customs
          >muh kaughgang
          The best part of it was best boy Gosetsu being like
          >shit's whack and these people are fricked in the head
          >but I guess I'm here

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            the funniest part is gosetsu is objectively wrong about reincarnation

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Most of the stuff on the steppe is accurate lore, and either plot relevant to Hien's plan or borderline spoilers for what happens later in Shadowbringers. It's not pointless worldbuilding fluff, even the silly stuff sets up later not-silly stuff.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stormblood is fine as long as you play it knowing that nothing exciting is going to happen for a long time. It's not like HW where you're killing super dragons halfway through. The drab lategame padding HW has is all at the start instead.

      The story is okay, just a little light on stuff for the WoL to actually do. It's a "helping your bimbo gf with her new career" expansion. Relax and make a frenemy while the idiots do idiot things, you're on vacation.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The drab lategame padding HW has is all at the start instead.
        It was even worse for Endwalker, the whole fetch quest and boring exploration in Sharallyian and in a country you barely give a frick about is absolute tedium....
        Then you get to Garlemald and the ride never slows down until it ends.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly all of EW's pacing rockets all over the place. You have the slow starts, which is relatively alright at first because there's a lot to unpack before shit really picks up, but then it picks up and doesn't stop for several hours on end. Then it just keeps going and going, suicide, death, despair, all that jazz. Then the big climatic oh frick hits
          and it's Loporitt time for the next four hours, then everyone chills a bit more, then END OF THE WORLD OH GOD THAT WOMAN'S NECK POPPED LIKE A CELERY STICK, EAT DA CHILD and then it calms down again and keeps going on fricking sabbaticals before going a mile a second at spastic times. Especially when you had to do chores for two hours with part of the EW theme playing on loop endlessly.

          A lot of folks say EW was two expansion's worth of story jammed really awkwardly into one, and honestly that really puts it lightly.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            why would u buy that shitty outfit you paypig homosexual

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              it was a gift

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                prove it

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              it doesn't even look good either
              there are morons out there who buy shit on the store the moment it's on there

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                sad but true

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even though I know it wasn't intentional, I love how Estinien is constantly portrayed as a borderline autist. Love my autistic bro

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      and then the autist gets molested by the band of alchemist autists and is now apparently surrounded by beach episode children

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Golbez

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post some female ass before this thread gets too on-topic and gets 404'd

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    healers are such fricking bawds holy shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just wait until you see the level 70 "skirt"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >never officially got her outfit in any format, same with a ton of unique NPC outfits

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alisaie
    there's not that much art

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOD TIER:
    Estinien
    Krile
    Urianger

    HIGH TIER:
    Moenbryda
    Papaymo
    Thancred
    Y'shtola

    MID TIER:
    F'lhaminn
    G'raha Tia
    Tataru

    LOW TIER:
    Alisaie
    Alphinaud
    Lyse

    SHIT TIER:
    Arenvald
    Minfilia
    Zero

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tataru
      >mid

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Half of those aren't even scions.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scion = WOL's friendgroup/companions
        This might not be accurate but it's what everyone means

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >LOW TIER:
      >Alphinaud

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lyse
      >Not mid-tier
      >Leveilleure twins
      >not miles above Papalymo

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let me fix this dogshit tier list
      GOD TIER
      Estinien
      Alphinaud
      Thancred

      HIGH TIER
      Urianger
      Y'Shtola

      MID TIER
      G'raha
      Alisaie
      Arenvald
      Minfilia

      LOW TIER
      Krile
      Tataru
      Papalymo
      Yda

      SHIT TIER
      Lyse
      The other useless homosexuals on your list

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        drop alisaie a tier and raise up yda and we agree.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree with this except graha is high tier, even if he's a simp now he's still exceptional

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    does the thought of marlboro rape get her wet
    is that why she stands there staring at them

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish instead of being the literal chosen one by god who is a reincarnation of another chosen one, we could be like FF11's really competent adventurer

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the literal chosen one
      you're not

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's this dude called Zaric Zhakaron on YouTube who primarily talks about The Elder Scrolls but otherwise usually has really good takes, and he thought originally that the reason the Hero of Light was so strong was because even fractured Azim being an adventure would have just grown so much more powerful than everyone else. I really liked that theory. Then Endwalker came along, martyred Venat and asspulled Dynamis. I made the conclusion in Shadowbringers since the cave paintings that Zodiark didn't cause the calamity due to shit Venat said in the Antitower, and so there should have been a villain like the Endsinger but it shouldn't have been the Endsinger. The stakes went too high too fast. I've kinda lost interest.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >asspulled Dynamis
        All they did was give a name to the "power of your will" shit jap games are always going on about.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"power of your will" shit jap games are always going on about.
          Yeah, it's fricking awesome.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's what let Ash Ketchum use his pikachu to beat a ground type. No need to be smart, just try really really hard and believe in yourself, salaryman. The boss will respect you one day (see half the crafting job questlines where buttholes take advantage of you until your insane talent is noticed)

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They already had a name for it, it's called Trance. I'm not saying it's unpredicted, but it was out of left field. Also, anything that could have been attributed to it could have been attributed to, what would you call it, shard resonance? Like how the time dilation worked in the First. How it just syncs up from time to time and you can pull more from your fractured soul.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The power of belief and emotion to shape aether has literally been in the game since day fricking one. It's how all magic functions. It's how primals are formed. All they did was give the phenomenon a name. I really do not understand how dynamis confused so many people, holy shit.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's just too easy to attribute to other things.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I really do not understand how dynamis confused so many people, holy shit.
              EW in general seems to have really just filtered all the morons.
              >are you trying to say EW was some high IQ piece of literature?
              No. I'm just saying people are that fricking stupid. Just look at anons having to explain dynamis being in the game as a concept for years, it was only just given a name to be used in the plot with EW.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Warrior is still a demigod by nature of fusing with at least one of their sundered selves in Ardbert, they just also happen to have the power of friendship as a hilariously overpowered backup thanks to dynamis.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone has access to dynamis, dummy. It's not a WoL exclusive thing.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not even remotely what I was implying. I mean that their companionship with the Scions, and the crystal of Azim, functionally lets them tap into Dynamis like a wellspring when their normal beyond-human capabilities don't cut it enough.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              EVERYONE uses dynamis any time they use magic. Azem has nothing at all to do with it. Magic is when you shape aether using your emotions, that has always what it's been in the lore. What EW did was say that aether responds to emotion because of another energy, dynamis.

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    why would u buy that shitty outfit you paypig homosexual

    You can't take back the declaration of cute.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can and i did
      i didn't notice the storehomosexualry at first

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This one.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      haha wiener

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was really hoping that the B-list scions would swap in to be our main party members next expansion for a fresh change of pace.

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Estinien, Graha, Krile
    No, I will not pick one

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am trans btw

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >g'raha

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >*pomf*
        Actually you know what
        I'm taking a nap

        He's overhated

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No he's hated not enough since the writers haven't fixed or corrected him yet.

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    post your warriors of light/dark

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        he looks like me 12k years ago

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i made it after my irl daughter you obsessed frick

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cute.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          nice try, troon

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're fricked in the head
            get some help before you troon out due to your obsession

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              frick off, troon

              is island sanctuary going to give me the house that was found in the game files or am i leveling this shit for nothing

              lol

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              you're pjssing in the wind because people obsessed with trannies like that are beyond help

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, did you notice that threads slowed down massively and the near-24/7 stream of samey bait died completely after somebody caught a ban for posting Nikocado butthole

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                at least we now know what the resident autist kryptonite is
                the lala avatargays

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                discount barry broke again? damn

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not anons fault that most people in the world shit on trannies. It's hard not to.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                there's a difference between shitting on them and bringing them up at every possible opportunity no matter how irrelevant

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                my favorite retort to what you assume is an argument when you post a child's doodle to make your point

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your favorite retort is a wall of schizo text huh

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                i know's, readin be hard and sheit

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                telling isn't it

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's a guy itt just posting links to troony streamers on twitch without any prompting. I hate troony shit but there's a point where you stop just hating it and become obsessed with it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                not reading all that shit
                get some real help dude

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's what my fc leader does
          she's a stay-at-home mother

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want Krile to sit on my face

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife, G'raha Tia of course

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like Zero to survive the next patch and to stay as one of the scions, only if she shows up in Dawntrail with long hair and a moderately low cut top

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tataru and Urianger

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gatto wife Y'shtola.

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the Rising 2022 event mentioned a big change incoming. Is it right to say it was a giant nothing burger then?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      SMARU INDEPENDURU COMPARY
      PREASE UNDERSTANDU

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nothing burger
      I'll answer your question as soon as you apologize for talking like a gay.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the spanish translation is coming which is our version of the final days

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        well all the south americans will probably join the us servers so I'll be fine on Zodiark

        The big change is that Dawntrail is out next year with 10 more levels, 6 more zones, 2 new classes and 3 trails at launch with more content coming out in the following patches

        how does it get away with it, guess next expansion maybe the last for a bunch shb babies including myself

        is island sanctuary going to give me the house that was found in the game files or am i leveling this shit for nothing

        yes you are leveling it for nothing, just get the motorbike then stop

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that when they're releasing the fall guys event?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The big change is that Dawntrail is out next year with 10 more levels, 6 more zones, 2 new classes and 3 trails at launch with more content coming out in the following patches

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depending on the severity of the DRG and AST changes could be technically 4 classes like how MNK and SMN got overhauled

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >possibility of me being a level 90+ WAR and DRK before even finishing SB
        suffering. one day ill be able to use TBN outside of CrystalPusherSimulator

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    is island sanctuary going to give me the house that was found in the game files or am i leveling this shit for nothing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What house?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will bid on a lot. You will wait weeks to months. You will do it again when you don't win the lottery draw.

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    post the best plates/ports you've come across

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >jap name
        >troony
        >au ra
        checks out

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        how many times have you posted this now

        you're pjssing in the wind because people obsessed with trannies like that are beyond help

        it's just the resident autist reposting the same old shit because that's all their life amounts to

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >already have animal features
        >puts ears from a completely unrelated animal on top of that

        Why do people do this? What are you trying to achieve with this look? Are you supposed to be some kind of chimera or some shit?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          does remind me that I wish Au'Ra were their actual goddamn draconic look from the concept art and not the boring ass Japanese waifu with horns and a skin rash vs. big ass malformed anime delinquents

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am of the opinion that male Au Ra were designed with Xaela in mind and female were designed with Raen in mind but they never designed and implemented their counterparts because they were too lazy to.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well I mean stuff like this. But Hrothgar have shown that anything with changes too radical would've been too much for the devs at this point. Some part of me also kinda wishes different races had cool effects or factors with things like Limit Breaks, but gameplay differences can't ever occur because of the meta bullshit for MMOs.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Female Raen look fine for what they are supposed to be. Female Xaela should have looked like that for sure. Also maybe it those LBs don't have to have different gameplay effects. I can always just be purely cosmetic. That being said, I am not even sure myself what race based LBs would even look like.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's already hints of vague race-exclusive combat animations. Hrothgar hold spears entirely differently from all other races for example. The functionality is probably there for them to use, but even so much as trying to get male Viera and female Hrothgar is apparently a nightmare and a half for them at this point.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Hrothgar hold spears entirely differently from all other races for example.
                That's them sharing animations with male roegadyn actually, male roes hold WAR axes and DRG spears differently. Other races hold their axe up and their spear down, roes hold their axe down and their spear up

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough, I never paid much attention to Roe animations to notice that. Still, it made me wish each species had more distinct styles in that regard.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Makes me wish too, I like that lalafell get special animations for SMN/SCH/ACN. I wish roes got more animations for holding weapons a certain way, I would fricking kill if they held DRK swords Cloud style like Regula van Hydrus and that one GNB legatus do.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >adventurer has not created a plate
      Should be a reportable short term ban offense. Make your fricking plate losers

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking make me, c**t.
        I'll never touch that cancer shit, IRL or in-game: selfies and self-profile pics are AIDS

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.twitch.tv/alicepogberry

    this is the most pathetic shit i've ever seen

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      not your private army you stupid gorilla Black person

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just one second...
      >AlicePogberry's content is intended for certain audiences
      >It may contain: Drugs, Intoxication, or Excessive Tobacco Use, Gambling, Significant Profanity or Vulgarity, Sexual Themes, Violent and Graphic Depictions

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking I care about twitch shit
      Do me a favor and never link your homosexual website at me again.

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you have to be a certain type of subhuman to pay a monthly tax just to go "clubbing" in a 10 year old PS2 game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, I paid the monthly tax to play the only worthwhile final fantasy game in decades. That includes the most recent release.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      but the sub fee keeps out most of the subhumans anon

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this one's a troon freak

    https://www.twitch.tv/djpotate

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ryne. She's technically a Scion

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's technically an onahole of light

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh hell yea lets go boys

    https://www.twitch.tv/djryaru

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >XIV doesn't have the president of the company giving away 1 year subs on twitter trying to convince people that the expansion "is good"

    it's over, WoW won

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >250x194

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >XIV doesn't have the president of the company giving away 1 year subs on twitter trying to convince people that the expansion "is good"

        it's over, WoW won

        whoops

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          This feels like one of those fake Temu giveaways.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure this pic looked full sized on your fun sized lalafell monitor.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        here grampa
        >lalafell monitor
        how do you know?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pls come back
          lol

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            free login campaigns are "please come back" turned to 11

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV? With an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Stormblood expansion up to level 70 for free with no restrictions on playtime.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >being able to play the game for 2 weeks if you haven't logged in for the past 3 months
              >more desperate than giving out full year of game time for free
              lol nah

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah, how many wow login campaigns had happen since DF launch? or 40 to 50% discounts? How many of them are getting advertised by the SE president on twitter?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                the president of SE is busy with NFTs and pushing more items into the cash shop

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, Matsuda was still CEO when that report was released. But of course, you already know that.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its from the latest report dumbfrick

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                i don't see a link

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's not, that's from march 2023
                the same month that Matsuda stepped down. All the decisions on that presentation were Matsuda's
                In the next presentation, Symbiogenesys was under resource study to see if it was commercially viable and in the latest presentation, Symbiogenesys wasn't even mentioned.
                But guess what was.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >rainbow logo
                >template A & B
                >kate, who is now in charge, emphasizing that diversity will be one of the main focuses of the expansion
                doa

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >kate, who is now in charge
                kate's been in charge of the translation for years now.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >rainbow
                It will never not make me laugh that rainbows are associated with homosexual shit now and not christianity. christKEK, indeed.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                not the same, chud

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ackshually
                keep coping christcuck

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                gay

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't really care about this argument but the whole
                >occurs in nature
                argument is moronic. The only reason we consider the rainbow to have 7 colors is because the guy (Newton) who decided on those colors thought 7 was a magic number, akin to biblical numbers like 3,4, 12 (and 7)

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                gay

                [...]
                [...]
                [...]
                Now kiss

                >ackshually
                keep coping christcuck

                why are you replying so seriously to this shitty bait? here's the full pic

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >being a Christian

                How embarrassing.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                logo
                it's a FFX reference, morono kin
                >>kate, who is now in charge
                you are not even trying anymore

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                obsessed

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >rainbow logo

                imagine being so obsessed with trannies that it fricks with you on this level

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                you can't really blame him

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                i can and i will
                just obsessed

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                you desperately need help

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                my brother in christ, you need jesus
                seek help

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >rainbow
                It will never not make me laugh that rainbows are associated with homosexual shit now and not christianity. christKEK, indeed.

                not the same, chud

                >ackshually
                keep coping christcuck

                Now kiss

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                moron

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol at the gay complaining about twitch links
    homie the ffxiv section is like the fricking zoo
    you get to watch a bunch of freaks live, for free

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Summer Ant

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    West,
    no more once upon a wolf
    Take west,
    find your wolves and spread them wide!!!

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who else here

  88. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Urianger.

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My homies

  90. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    joined a p8s party yesterday, had a 5 mil reward if cleared, full phase 2 prog
    dancer in the party was calling out stack/spread in natural alignment before the bar started moving, like it was instantly as soon as the na was assigned
    wtf, that can't be cactbot can it?

  91. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A test of your reflexes!
    HA!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  92. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    KVNO
    >4.4 -> 5.0

    Great
    >3.x
    >2.x when it picks up
    >6.2

    Good
    >3.0
    >2.0

    Okay
    >4.0 -> 4.3

    Dogshit
    >6.0
    >6.x outside 6.2

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are brain damaged.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        mighty fine shit taste

        based shit enjoyers

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      mighty fine shit taste

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off Black person

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Great
      >3.x
      Shadowbaby moment

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what happened in 6.2?

  93. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it worth it to spam cure for the 15% free cure2 proc in dungeons <60

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No just use Lucid for MP.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The more cures you cast in a dungeon the worse healer you are.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        what if the tank sucks

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          still your fault

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        depends on the situation

  94. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    TANK STANCE?!

  95. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    lala girls please post your bellies again

  96. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lyse

  97. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone actually like redditbrand
    i smirked a few times back during arr but now hes forced and cringe

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes because WoL fits in better with the mandervilles than the scions.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      SB manderddit was good.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Posting the real one.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      japanese humor is inherently shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      People who shit on Hildy are joyless contrarians

  98. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what content have you done today anon?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 3/6 for my Morbol mount now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what content have you done today anon?
      nothing.
      my sub is cancelled
      I'll see you in 7.0

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ruby Weapon MINE, it was fun

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      fellruin prog

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      some roulettes
      right now i'm queueing for a TT tournament

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      HoH grinding

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finally got around to soloing all the old alexander savages to get the mounts

  99. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    when are shota harems being added to island sanctuary?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        is this porn

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        is this porn

        seriously though, what's the source? can't seem to find anything with yandex or googling the title.

  100. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    bad game

  101. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not Zero

  102. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only girl for me.

  103. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That British guy playing through FF14 on twitch that clearly hates the game but can't escape because the Whales already gifted him too much money

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should stay on twitch homosexual no one cares about your ecelebs

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        But what am I gonna do with my second monitor?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was at Preach's party are you jealous?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      grifters gonna grift

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like watching him pretend to like the game and trying to gamble on his breaking point. I think Stormblood will do it, ARR has almost finished him off but HW goes pretty fast in comparison.

  104. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lyse decides to rejoin the scions

    Write her story in 7.0

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gets immediately kidnapped and gang raped to death by new world pirates and everyone cheers.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      she gets one scene where she punches her hand to get added as a trust then is completely ignored so we can have more scenes of quirky boys like graham

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      only exists to frick WoL on the beach as she teaches Alisaie how to give head

  105. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the one that talks the least

  106. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one told me there was going to be a Space Jam crossover

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about anon, are you making some joke? You need to explain in intricate detail the exact object you are referring to or I will begin researching the exact reference number and words to your filename to see if it has been posted before in order to track your posting history.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is a basketball scene in the latest Hildibrand is all.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blitzball confirmed

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            W E S T W O L V E S
            E
            S
            T

            W
            O
            L
            V
            E
            S

            INTO THE WEST WE GOOOOO
            RIDING!
            FIGHTING!
            BITING TOMORROOOOW!
            HERE WE GOOOOOOO INTO THE WEEEEST WOOOOLVES...
            HERE WE GOOOOOO INTO THE WEST WOOOOLVES...
            ....
            ....
            ....

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              someone post the westwolves image

  107. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are ultimates truly the current hardest encounters of all present mmo's?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah, hardest encounter is talking to a biological female and not making an embarassment of yourself

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Easily, yes. It's actually a bit of a problem that FFXIV currently has, almost all content is either pathetically easy or autistically difficult.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and it's not even close. Echo who normally stick with WoW first world stuff finally managed to complete TOP blind, (latest Ultimate released in FFXIV) and it took them 6 months, granted they took a break it was more like 1 month straight progging if you combine their total time but the time alone doesn't tell the full story of how difficult they are.
      Mods are heavily discouraged, yes normal players do use them and they are homosexuals but the are meant to be played vanilla and it was a controversy for a JP team who were caught using a mod when the World first race was going on for TOP.

  108. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh

  109. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Main plot in endwalker made me miss ARR and stormblood. Premise could have been good but execution sucked

  110. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >alphinaud
    >yshtola
    >riol
    >b team scions
    >clemence
    >thancred
    >urianger

    shit tier
    >krile
    >graha tia
    >tataru
    >alisaie

    love me autistic wol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let me fix this dogshit tier list
      GOD TIER
      Estinien
      Alphinaud
      Thancred

      HIGH TIER
      Urianger
      Y'Shtola

      MID TIER
      G'raha
      Alisaie
      Arenvald
      Minfilia

      LOW TIER
      Krile
      Tataru
      Papalymo
      Yda

      SHIT TIER
      Lyse
      The other useless homosexuals on your list

      Based Alphi-chads
      Dude takes his lumps and grows as a character while still being rightfully dunked on when appropriate while still growing the entire time.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me he's the only one that feels like a genuine friend to the WoL because they've been through so much shit together

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He felt like that to me before Alisaie became a scion. Then it felt as though we barely interact with him anymore.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah he definitely took a back seat after HW which is unfortunate

  111. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do I level desynth?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gear itlv has to be around -50 or more of your desynth exp.

      If you have 110 goldsmith exp, you'll get exp from gear of 60 itlv and up, the more itlv the gear has the more exp you'll gain.

  112. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lalaBlack folk are scammers
    Why are lala players so cancer?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gayfest drama

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the israeli backstabbing two faced race is played by israeli backstabbing two faced homosexuals
      whoa...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >based lalas scamming morons
      >bad

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trusting people you know online-only with real money

      zoomers gotta learn somehow

  113. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uriangier is the bro of bros

  114. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do yourself a favour anons, get yourself some translation plugins and browse jap forums to see how unhinged they are. I thought "Barry" was bad, holy shit are Japanese homosexuals bad, they are completely fricking insane. I can post some screencaps if people are interested to see what I'm talking about

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do it, gay.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://find.5ch.net/search?q=ff14
        Go for it, too much to screencap.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely, it's better content than b***hing about no content, MMO wars, and avatarhomosexualry

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here's a sample thread OP from a ff14 thread.
        Antis they're talking about, apparently there is a huge hate mob of people who shit on SE, square Enix and especially Yoshida calling him a false idol saying he's using FF14 to get famous on the Final Fantasy brand.
        They hardcore want to see the end of SE, and these are JAPANESE people. What the frick is wrong with them? I thought they'd be proud their own studios are doing so well and their people so widely liked?
        I don't get it, I don't get the hate. If it's "appeal to the west" FF games have been that way since FF1 as it was dnd inspired so what the frick is all of this coming from?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          japanese people can be and often are also delusional morons same as westerners, the type of jap that sees a western sword used being used by a knight and gets mad it's not a katana and a samurai

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I used to have this image of Japs being united and proud of any of their domestic industries but seeing how rabid and how much they hate Yoshida, SE (understandable I guess) and FF14 and ff16 I just don't know what to say.
            It's like when Japs and Chinese go to Paris and see it's nothing like the movies, they have something called Paris Syndrome I think I'm getting a touch of that from looking through these threads, what the Japanese are talking about.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              if you want some more culture shock you should look into the japanese equivalent of /misc/tards, "netto uyo" or "netto uyoku"

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think I'm going down a rabbithole here, I was going to start learning Nippon language as well but if they're just another America, another western copy country then frick that.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's less they're america lite (couldn't be any farther from the truth) and more "they're still people, and people are a very broad demographic"

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I worked a year in Japan, and it has its own lesser Paris syndrome
              Everyone isn't nice, they're polite because you are expected to be. But if you have a shred of social consistence, you'll talking at any volume other than a murmur in public anywhere outside of an izakaya will get you nasty looks like you're a fricking inbred mutant. Japanese, when you have to actually work with them, are obstinate fricks and will whine like fricking petulant children when there are any organizational changes that affect their daily work routine. They will always refuse to speak English even though the place I worked at required basic fluency because they'd rather get service from another Jap despite WORKING ON A FRICKING AMERICAN MILITARY BASE. There are also a number of places and events that straight up bar foreigners. Doesn't matter if you speak Japanese, Foreigner = Kicked out.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's less they're america lite (couldn't be any farther from the truth) and more "they're still people, and people are a very broad demographic"

                It's no wonder Yoshida likes the West so much if Japan is like that, living with that culture would drive me up the fricking wall. I just don't understand why they hate their own people so much, their own industries.
                We can all shit on FF14 and FF16 but if they were made in my country by my own people and they were played by people in other countries I'd be so proud there were people in my country capable of making something that was enjoyed all over.
                But Japan at least from what I'm reading so far, I could be immensely wrong, they seem to have this huge crab bucket mentality of "if you step out of line we're pulling you back down to the bottom".

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's no wonder Yoshida likes the West so much if Japan is like that,
                Well what I said applies mostly to the JP equivalent of normalgays, I have no idea how the game development industry is over there. My guess is that Yoshi might be more tolerant of westerners but not spiteful toward his own native culture. I'd wager my next paycheck that FF16 being an action game with GoT-style westerner aesthetics is primarily a demand from Square. FF14 is very Japanese in it's aesthetics and plot so I see no particularly strong evidence of YoshiP being a westaboo.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The "GoT-style" of FF16 is completely gone after the first ~10 hours or so.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well I wouldn't know. I'm not buying a PS5 for one game and I am actively trying to dodge spoilers until PC release.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The ramblings of some moronic shitposter who made extremely obvious bait is not representative of the opinions at large, you utter retad.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No shit, that's why I've been reading hundreds and hundreds of posts and took that as a sample OP thread and said as much as it was a representation of most of what I saw.
            There is real hate for Yoshida and FF16 on the threads there, I don't get it, I think they're really upset because it's not full on weebified they call it too dark, too adult and grotesque.
            Their words not mine.
            I like the game, I bought a PS5 just for it, played through it and enjoyed my time with it. I'm not a Jap but I was curious to see the reaction from them as they made it and they're non-stop shitting on the fricking thing.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That literally just reads like you put Barry through 3 Google translates. It's scary to think there's more like him out there.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          all of the internet has shitposters, and the idea of wanting something to fail out of spite or personal slight is prevalent throughout humanity. I'm certain plenty of online posters in japan and numerous other countries have their tortanic posters

  115. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >10% chance of an overmeld
    >lose over 30 materia on the slot
    What the frick is wrong with the overmelding system in this

  116. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex
    with Garuda

  117. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tataru > Alphinaud > Urianger > G'raha > Y'shtola > Alisae > Thancred

    That said I wish they were all/mostly gone in the next expansion and we could get a new cast already, was incredibly disappointed to see them all in the trailer.
    The final area in EW already sucked with the fake death shit. Now that that 's happened I literally have no fear of anything bad happening to any of them, removing the stakes from the story.

  118. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  119. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yshtola explicitly explains to you that you can use the orange rock candy to call them again
    >graha even promises with you to do shit after everything is settled
    >hythlodaeus even fricking spells it out for you here
    >thancred even jokes around that he doesn't have a scar for his sacrifice
    and speedreaders still complain about muh steaks. Honestly its stupid even to need an explanation for these speedreading morons to understand what themes and the tone of the story in this part.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want to just lolkilloff the Scions and all, but there's stakes, and there's consequences. The story has stakes. The risks of those stakes for our characters don't have consequences. Minfillia sacrificing herself was consequences. Y'shtola becoming blind and Thancred a normie was consequences. Paplymo sacrificing himself was consequences.

      Ever since Stormblood, a small handful of side characters have otherwise died and the main characters basically have next to no consequences anymore besides Crystal Exarch technically being "dead" in a roundabout way that many players don't quite get. And there's never been a Hauchefant level of a major side character eating shit, either. So when the characters make light of the fact that there's no real consequences for their sacrifices, that it's basically just there to try to make the endgame feel emotional and little else, it really just drains on one's patience.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one with half a working brain bought the ultima thule sacrifice as permanent. Streamers crying at those moments are 100% faking it.
      The Haurchy part got me, tho.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No fricking shit moron.
      The problem is not that they came back, everyone knew it was happening.
      The problem is how it happened, it means that even at the far edge of the universe against god that has killed trillions of trillions scions get by untouched.

      In a story that USED to have actual danger and consequences to the story and made it impactful, it's fricking dogshit writing.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        scions only get by untouched because hydaelyn charged up your jack-off crystal

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Making it extremely obvious and self-aware doesn't make it good either, you moronic midwit.

  120. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do I keep seeing people clipping through the floor in limsa

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