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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this only filters little kids who can barely read and have zero problem solving skills, but still made it to this point of the game by brute force because it just is that easy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This has nothing to do with reading skills. It's about trying to maneuver through these little cracks at ultra high bike speed while using the miniscule GBA d-pad

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >miniscule GBA d-pad
        It's the same size as the Gamecube d-pad.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you literally blind?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          while his claim is moronic yours is just wrong

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Looks the same to me.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >anon doesnt understand the concept of perspective and objects appearing bigger the closer they are to the camera

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              moron

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're speaking to someone who got filtered by a pokemon game. Take it easy on him, he's not quite all there.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon puzzles are easily achievable and at most require a little trial and error. Difficulty isn't the aim of the games.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pokemon puzzles are easily achievable

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well yeah, there are more obscure things like that in the games. That's the kind of shit kids would talk about at school and figure out through word of mouth though. Or just go on youtube dot com.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          youtube didn't even exist yet
          but me and my friend figured these out just fine without help and it was fun

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The puzzles are often the most fun part of the games.
        If you don't like them you're probably just dumb.

        The game literally came with a Braille guide in the back of the book.
        Not only that, since "Up" is only two characters whenever you got a two character Braille clue you automatically knew where to go.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Loads of copies didnt.
          I didn't get one for sapphire and emerald.
          My friend didn't get one for ruby either he got one for firered though.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Loads of copies didnt.
            Second hand copies, sure. All new copies came with the manual.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I preordered emerald, leafgreen and bought sapphire all from ebgames brand new.
              My friend got his from target.
              None of them had it.
              The had everything else though.

              It depends on what region/store you bought yours.
              This isn't that new.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Brand new
                It wasn't, or it would have had the booklet.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What do you want me to do go back in time to show you me buying them and taking off the plastic sleeve?
                This happened to other people too even 20 years ago people online complained about not getting the braile sheet

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I want you to post some sort of proof that this happened historically, yes.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                She can't, it never happened. Unless you bought the game used.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                They already posted proof, it wasn't in the American copies of the game. They had to call the hotline that nowhere else on earth had.
                See

                >They don't tell you how to solve the answer
                >Because they want you to phone the Nintendo hotline
                Land of the Free lol

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No way man.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know, it's shocking right? I can't believe they wouldn't include it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                did the japanese have the braille alphabet in the booklet?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it did.

                [...]
                Any normal kid would have opened the box, put the game in the console and then either throw the box to the trash, keep the box in some secure place to no open it again or the mother would throw the box herself after opening it for the kid

                Throwing away your CD/DVD cases is not normal. Why would throwing away your game boxes be normal?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why would throwing away your game boxes be normal?
                Because you have the game and you aren't going to collect boxes like some Diogenes mentally ill? the fact that these boxes now are valuable its because that was exactly the mentality of that time

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never threw away my boxes. Where would I keep my games if they didn't have their boxes?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Inside the console or in any big bag/box where you put the other games

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I keep them on my shelves in their boxes. I still have my original boxes from all my old Pokémon games.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Congratulations you were a special kid but wasn't the case for the majority otherwise the price for these games with their boxes wouldn't be that high

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay. I didn't say that everyone did it, but I knew more kids who kept the boxes than threw them away.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you aren't going to collect boxes like some Diogenes mentally ill
                You know that diogenes was against possessions

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know but you know that there's a thing called Diogenes syndrome?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's a thing called down syndrome and you're the prime example for it

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Butthurt because you didn't know that Diogenes syndrome was a thing? its okey everyday you learn something new

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not even him, I just wanted to shit on you for no particular reason

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                not him but people used to throw away boxes and packaging all the time.
                When i was really little i used to cut out the pokemon on the cover and paste in places like my door or wall.
                Collectors and preservation was kinda rare. Which is why preserved pokemon stuff is so expensive even if damaged.

                >i did it
                you arent everybody, it was normal for cd cases and other things to be used people had hundreds of cd cases piled up in the living room elsewise.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >When i was really little i used to cut out the pokemon on the cover
                You aren't everyone.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I ripped all my gbc/a boxes apart and threw them in the trash like every other kid I knew since they werent designed like a cd case with those cardboard inserts and the cartridges were durable enough to just house loose in whatever bag you had(or your pockets even) even if you didnt have a carry case

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                huh i didn't know japs used different braille, i expected they'd spell everything phonetically

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >She

                They already posted proof, it wasn't in the American copies of the game. They had to call the hotline that nowhere else on earth had.
                See
                [...]

                >They
                have a nice day, both of you. Then go back.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >muh secret boys club no girls allowed
                School is back in session. Go to class, kid.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                hey man just letting you know I enjoyed seeing you raped into submission over the course of this thread

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I posted the image that proved the Americans didn't have the Braille chart.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It wasn't a standalone sheet it was part of the instruction booklet

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                My US Emerald I got brand new and sealed back then didn't have it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                American copies didn't come with it. They told you to call a hotline.
                See

                >They don't tell you how to solve the answer
                >Because they want you to phone the Nintendo hotline
                Land of the Free lol

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wait, how do you distinguish commas and periods from the letters A and D respectively? Sure, they're placed lower in the 6-slot matrix, but how does it work in practice for an actual blind person? They have to feel them simultaneous to an adjacent letter and be able to tell that they're about two milimetres lower than the letter versions?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They have to feel them simultaneous to an adjacent letter
                Well yeah, in actual use, commas and periods would always have an adjacent letter.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >draw an L
                >call it a V

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I swear to god, I got new copies of all of these games as a kid and never got a braille manual. I'm from Australia though, maybe they were in the NA versions bc of NA education though.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I got the European versions of every gen 3 game, they all came with the game.
                >a braille manual
                It wasn't a separate manual, it was printed in the regular manual. If you had this, you had braille.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              NA copies didn't. It just told you to look it up yourself.
              Here's a link to the manual.
              https://vimm.net/manual/?p=details&id=3132

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They don't tell you how to solve the answer
                >Because they want you to phone the Nintendo hotline
                Land of the Free lol

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literally says right there it's braille. If you're too stupid to look that up you deserve to be swindled by a 900 number.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                why would they do this, exclusively for Americans? I simply can't get reasoning behind it. It can't be that Nintendo thought that Americans are too dumb to solve it, right? What could be the real reason?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Laziness and poor communication
                Also
                >nintendo

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                America had a Nintendo Hotline, they wanted to funnel more traffic towards that.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was literally in the instruction manual

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not in America it wasn't. Read the thread.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was literally in the instruction manual

                It was only in the EU instruction manual.
                JP/NA didn't have it.

                https://archive.org/details/pokemon-ruby-version-usa-manual/mode/2up
                https://archive.org/details/pokemon-ruby-version-jpn-manual/mode/2up
                https://archive.org/details/pokemon-ruby-version-sapphire-version-nhau-manual/page/n119/mode/2up

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                We know, this is all already in the thread.
                Japan got an extra piece of paper with the Braille on it, in addition to the booklet.
                See

                Yes it did.
                [...]
                Throwing away your CD/DVD cases is not normal. Why would throwing away your game boxes be normal?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Braille is written in the booklet. It wasn't hard to decipher even as a child.

          Any normal kid would have opened the box, put the game in the console and then either throw the box to the trash, keep the box in some secure place to no open it again or the mother would throw the box herself after opening it for the kid

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Americans

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            t. zoomer who's only experienced digital downloads

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not him, but my mom always threw away my boxes/cases.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Throw her away then.
                I still have the Fire Red box I bought in the USA even though it would have cluttered up my luggage on the trip back, along with the Nintendogs box, Yugioh 2007 box AND the Nintendo DS lite box. Everything came back.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just pirate all my console games now.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                While giving the finger to greedy publishers is based and commendable, it's also a little soulless.
                I just buy them second hand.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon zoomers are the ones that would save the boxes because they know now that these have value

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            also to second this, at the time GBA cases were made of cardboard
            and many, MANY parents had the view that cardboard=disposable thing meant to be thrown away since the style of that type of packaging also was also shared by a frickton of toys at the time.
            like very few parents actually bothered to keep cardboard packaging for things in that time period especially for cartridge games where it wasn't like CD's and you could store then in mass in a single plastic tub and not have a single one damaged/become unplayable

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also, what fricking kid is going to keep the instruction manual? Pokemon had been around nearly a decade at this point, any kid who bought it already knew how to play

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Also, what fricking kid is going to keep the instruction manual?
                A 20 something years old manchildren in the early 2000s would

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, like look at this, and tell me that like any normal 7-12 year old child is going to think about preserving/keeping this case.

                And that any 30+ normal Boomer Parent at the time who doesn't know a single thing about videogames is going to consider it important to keep something that looks like this? chances are they are just going to see this shit as something meant to be thrown out the moment its opened

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                My local game store is trying to sell a sealed, but sun damaged copy of sapphire for 5000€

                Alright, it's not really 5000, it's 4999.
                Might I add that kids these days only play on their phones.

                Unrelated pic, but same store.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not for kids, it's for fat 32 year olds.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Also, what fricking kid is going to keep the instruction manual?
                Me, I still have all my original instruction manuals. I liked looking at the art.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I threw out the card boxes but kept the manuals because of the art.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Me, I still have my game manuals/boxes from 1991.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I read the instruction manual inside the TCG starter deck all 3 times I bought it

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The frick? Are you and your mother moronic?
            Not only did we keep every game box that came into this house but my mom would even get agitated if I didn't put the games back into their correct boxes. We are missing the N64 ones, but I assume they went through a flood.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          not everyone had or thought about the instructions when playing as a lil kid. my mother always got mad at "trash" so i sure as hell didnt have them lmao. i just assumed it was some unfinished mechanic so i never touched this riddle. you know like that door with the plant in front of it.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The game literally came with a Braille guide in the back of the book.
          I could have sworn there was a Braille guide in the game itself, maybe even in that room

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It had the braile alphabet but it didn't specifically say A=this, B=that.
            Neither my ruby or emerald instruction book has a braile guide. I think the european versions did, but in the US you needed the strategy guides.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              US was the only place that didn't have it.
              Even Aussies got it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing in game unfortunately.
            I cant speak for FRLG however, could have been there.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Nothing in game unfortunately.
              This room in Ruby/Sapphire. All the walls have the alphabet written in braille, in alphabetical order.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the alphabet written in braille, in alphabetical order
                but it doesn't say that it's the alphabet. it'll just show you braille
                >10 year old kids in 2004 would consider themselves lucky if they ever came in contact with a pc
                ??? in central Africa maybe

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but it doesn't say that it's the alphabet. it'll just show you braille
                In alphabetical order. One letter at a time. At a point in the game where you need to learn to read another sign in the back of the room.
                I understood it as a kid.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't have to because I had the manual alphabet

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cool, it's a much better system.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think I ever considered what this room for for, though I have a very distinct impression I checked a few of them and figured out it was the alphabet because I had the benefit of having the guide on hand

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                uhh still can't feel it?!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                why is nintendo trying to appeal to the extremely limited blind gamer demographic by putting in a language that requires touch to read?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're not. They just thought braille was neat.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                so it's an inside joke at the expense of the blind who will never see it. real cool nintendo.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's a joke
                Where's the joke?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                raising awareness for struggles of blind people and activism for equal rights for blind people. it's literally written in the trainer guide on the page before the braille alphabet

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                They were clearly just calling pokemon fans blind. They just happened to be right about it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Braille is written in the booklet. It wasn't hard to decipher even as a child.

          200iq moron here that didn’t read the manual. I grab a paper and guessed each braille was a letter of the alphabet

          maybe if you're some third worlder poor gay pirate who didn't know there was a manual that came with the game that had a braille guide

          Read the booklet

          Japanese copy came with a guide on what the stones mean as a separate book

          It's a GBA game, everyone threw away their cardboard boxes

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't, and most of my friends didn't either.

            [...]
            It's how I remembered it. Born in 95, my mother bought a pc because her boss claimed it was important for her work and ended up using it twice. That was around when I was 11 or 12 so 2007. Still I was one of the lucky kids that had a PC at home, mind you it was just a pc, no internet connection. So if I wanted to see something from the internet, like a GBA rom, I would have to go to my older cousin, use my MP3 as a USB stick, and transfer both the emulator and the rom with it, browsing the internet on his pc was out of the question, who would let a 11 year old kid mess around with a machine no one in the family knew how to use properly?

            >It's how I remembered it. Born in 95
            I've been using gamefaq's since your birth year

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >slowbro pic
          >somewhat one of the most intelligent post in this thread
          Very funny.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          someone recommend me a JRPG loaded with puzzle dungeons please, I miss stuff like this and Golden Sun games

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The game literally came with a Braille guide in the back of the book.

          Chads like me who obtained their games through theft at school didnt have access to it tho
          Bad game design

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Luckily the entire alphabet is written out for you in-game too.

            >Nothing in game unfortunately.
            This room in Ruby/Sapphire. All the walls have the alphabet written in braille, in alphabetical order.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Braille is written in the booklet. It wasn't hard to decipher even as a child.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        this shit was made to sell 30 dollar guide books to kids and parents too lazy or stupid to help their kids with a vidya puzzle

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it wasn't. The answer literally came with every single copy of the game.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The puzzles are often the most fun part of the games.
        If you don't like them you're probably just dumb.

        The game literally came with a Braille guide in the back of the book.
        Not only that, since "Up" is only two characters whenever you got a two character Braille clue you automatically knew where to go.

        Braille is written in the booklet. It wasn't hard to decipher even as a child.

        >braille mechanics
        >on a game that requires its players to have a functioning vision in order to solve the puzzle
        kek based gamefreak

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        200iq moron here that didn’t read the manual. I grab a paper and guessed each braille was a letter of the alphabet

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          How would you guess which letter to assign to which braille symbol, genius?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The very first room you enter when going to unlock the regis has the entire alphabet in braille, in order on the walls

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          300iq genius here
          i saw braile and just looked it up on gamefaqs

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >put braille in a visual medium inaccessible to blind people
        lol

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Japanese people hate people with any disability.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        even better is that in the remakes, in order to get Regigigas, you needed to get all of the other 3 regis together, but Regice needed to be nicknamed and be holding a cold item

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You wouldn't greet Regigigas without offering something cold right?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nicknaming pokemon
          Certified 8 year old moment

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nicknaming Pokemon is the difference between properly raising them and animal abuse.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Says the guy who throw a ball at an animal to enslave it.
              Because that's what it does.
              SMT is more moral than pokemon.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              The names are already cool and picked by the designer. If the name is gay then I just won't catch it, simple as

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >picked by the designer
                Not so fast gaijin-kun. The names are localized to shit.
                Fricking Nyafu -> Meowth

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's MY sneasel and I'm naming it Mittens frick you.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i solved it by figuring out one word and then guessed the remaining letters
        didn't even know braille was a thing as a kid lol

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        One single exception in a thirty year old franchise with literally hundreds of games in it doesn't disprove the point.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is there anything close to this past third gen? I've played every mainline game so far and I don't recall anything even remotely similar. Did they just give up on children and assume they're all mentally moronic?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          please understand if we made things difficult children would just play their smartphones instead

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hated this. Was their a trick? I just brute forxed it by aventually riding through fast with the bike.

          Dunno, thought Sinnoh was shit and never played played another Pokemon gen after that.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe if you're some third worlder poor gay pirate who didn't know there was a manual that came with the game that had a braille guide

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not if you were American. They had to call a number.

          >They don't tell you how to solve the answer
          >Because they want you to phone the Nintendo hotline
          Land of the Free lol

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          easy as frick

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zelda chads who had played Oracle of Ages breezed through this

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can hear it in my head

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Read the booklet

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Americans didn't have this in their booklet. They had to call the Nintendo Hotline

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bugged me the hell out for days and I was in vacation so no way to get a braille translation, but at some point as a hail mary I checked the booklet and there it was. Fricking kino

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I figured this out at like 8 years old, come on.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No you didn't.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >HMM THERE'S A BUNCH OF DOTS THAT CORRESPOND TO DIFFERENT LETTERS IN THE MANUAL, I WONDER WHAT THAT'S FOR
            >run into room full strings of dots
            >WOAH WTF HOW WAS ANYONE SUPPOSED TO FIGURE THIS OUT

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Filtered

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >didn't have a manual with the dots
              What do?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Call the Nintendo Hotline, American. Also the direct translation of the Braille is literally in the game for you to write down yourself.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >pay more money to have someone describe dots to you over the phone

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, that's exactly how it worked. Land of the Free.
                But remember, the literal alphabet/braille translation is in game. You don't need a manual to solve it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the literal alphabet/braille translation is in game.
                It isn't.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice job outing yourself as a zoom who has never played the games

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Also the direct translation of the Braille is literally in the game for you to write down yourself.

                it is not

                See

                >Nothing in game unfortunately.
                This room in Ruby/Sapphire. All the walls have the alphabet written in braille, in alphabetical order.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Also the direct translation of the Braille is literally in the game for you to write down yourself.

                it is not

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Japanese copy came with a guide on what the stones mean as a separate book

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >book
          It was a single piece of paper.

          Yes it did.
          [...]
          Throwing away your CD/DVD cases is not normal. Why would throwing away your game boxes be normal?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>book
            >It was a single piece of paper
            Oh you're just a pretentious little Black person aren't you?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >pretentious
              That's not what that means.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The puzzle was made to sell guides which was a normal Nintendo tactic at the time

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The puzzle was made to sell guides
          The answer came in the manual everywhere except America.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is peak kids game puzzle design and you can't convince me otherwise
        learning years later thanks to the internet about how all the brainlets got filtered makes it even better

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah sad how nowadays everything needs to be solvable by a toddler, or the morons will be offended

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wish pokemon games stopped being a cash cow

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      those mountains looks like modelling clay

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really wondered what the frick they were thinking when I saw this intro

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      who knows, maybe during gen 10 pokemon will finally reach gamecube tier graphics.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >in SW/SH the "wild area" is about the size of a city park
      >SV the entire region is tiny and feels like a theme park more than anything
      The Pokemon Company has more money than the fricking Vatican and they get mogged by a Chinese mobile game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mario 64 had better graphics

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It didn't.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        any vidya made post-deferred rendering automatically has worse graphics. It's just a shame normalgays standard of "better graphics" is MOAR LIGHTING, even if that lighting is incredibly shitty, washes everything out and comes with the caveat of ruining all the other visual assets.

        I didn't know a single family without a PC. everyone needed them simply for typing and printing. I also remember multiple macs in elementary school classrooms. maybe this was not in every country the case, but it's very unlikely that a kid in 2004 needed to be lucky to come in contact with a PC

        He's right, but Ganker is full of spoiled middle class only childs or underageb& that don't remember the transition to the digital age. I gave up posting the 1st world and US statistics for internet & PC access a long time ago because you are all homosexuals that should have stayed on facebook.

        I can't believe zoomers believe that kids didn't have internet access in two thousand and fricking three

        It's embarrassing. I've been using gameFAQs since the 90's.

        It's particularly funny because these are often the same gays that cry about phoneposters, smartphones and the mass adoption of internet ruining Ganker in the 2010s. The usual response next is "something something 1st world/3rd world".

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Crying about kids not having access to the internet in the 90's and early 00's and then complaining about kids getting access to the internet through tablet and smart phones is the most ironic shit ever lmao.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >soul vs soulless

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >SV
        >view of map you can actually explore

        >BW2
        >HAHAHA LOOK AT THIS LAKE YOU CANT ACCESS

        yeah it is soul vs soulless alright

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can't explore the part they show you in SV.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there are """people""" who will genuinely defend this
      >said """people""" are browsing this very thread as we speak
      >the vast majority of """people""" who still play nu-kemon will continue to financially support this lazy shit they push out instead of demanding something actually worth their money

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the physical copies with the braille guide were limited you fricking morons

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They stopped printing the manuals for the game?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How were you supposed to find out how to get Shedinja?
    How were you supposed to find out the existence of Chimecho?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buy the guide. Or just look it up online.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >look it up online
        >implying 10 year old kids knew what internet was in 2004

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They did. Neopets was huge then.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Neopets were for 20+ year old nerds who were "too cool" for pokemon and already had a grasp of how computers and internet worked. 10 year old kids in 2004 would consider themselves lucky if they ever came in contact with a pc and learn anything more than to open ms paint or pinball, let alone browse the internet by themselves.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wrong.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What kind of historical revisionism is this?

                It's how I remembered it. Born in 95, my mother bought a pc because her boss claimed it was important for her work and ended up using it twice. That was around when I was 11 or 12 so 2007. Still I was one of the lucky kids that had a PC at home, mind you it was just a pc, no internet connection. So if I wanted to see something from the internet, like a GBA rom, I would have to go to my older cousin, use my MP3 as a USB stick, and transfer both the emulator and the rom with it, browsing the internet on his pc was out of the question, who would let a 11 year old kid mess around with a machine no one in the family knew how to use properly?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              What kind of historical revisionism is this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How were you supposed to find out the existence of Chimecho?
      I just walked and found it out, Chimecho isn't rare at all, you want a fricker? Feebas and his 6 random tittles with 1%

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Chimecho isn't rare at all
        It's a 1% chance to find.
        >Feebas and his 6 random tittles with 1%
        Feebas is not a 1% in those tiles. He is exceptionally common in those few tiles.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          1% is still great compared to Feebas I found Chimecho just walking around mount pyre, hell the jhoto mons that require items and then to be interchanged are even more obnoxious

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can find feebas guaranteed in an hour of hunting. The same isn't true for Chimecho.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, 20 minutes is enough for chimecho.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You can find feebas guaranteed in an hour of hunting
              No unless you knew about these 6 fricking tittles otherwise you would have spammed the fish rod in the same place until giving up, meanwhile for chimecho you only have to go to a mandatory point for the story and walk around the few titles with grass there

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Fish in 1 tile
                >No feebas
                >Fish in next time
                That's literally all you do. 100% chance to catch it within an hour. There is no reliable way to get Chimecho.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is Chimecho difficult to get or something or have a low appearance rate? I remember catching it in third gen but don't remember how.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                1% spawn chance in one of the smallest patches of grass in the game.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It had like a 1% or 2% in mt pyre, I knew it was there because of the pokedex but it still took me over an hour
                Dude's a moron for claiming it is harder to get than feebas though

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is harder to get than Feebas. I can catch a feebas in under 1 hour for certain. And as soon as I find one, I can catch as many more as I want.
                1% spawn chance is pure luck and rng.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its easier only if you know about Feebas otherwise not, Chimecho can be found at the first try if you are lucky if you don't know about the 6 tittles you aren't getting Feebas at all

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can get lucky and find feebas first try too. What's your point?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                that low rate its always better than obscure mechanic in a kids game, hell this thread its the first time I heard of somebody complaining about fricking chimecho being hard at all

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its easier only if you know about Feebas otherwise not, Chimecho can be found at the first try if you are lucky if you don't know about the 6 tittles you aren't getting Feebas at all

                what rumors did you hear at the time?
                for me, someone said there had to be thunderstorm weather and you had to fish near the top of the waterfall

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what rumors did you hear at the time?
                That you could travel to the moon with the rocket, and sort of that happened in ORAS with the entire Deoxys event

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, that too.
                >just wait for the 100th launch bruv
                2 years i waited for that shit, i don't think i've ever been more disappointed

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what rumors did you hear at the time?
                That Feebas is in random tiles, and you should fish in every tile to find his spot. That was the rumor and it worked.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just low rate and since zoomers always speedrun consider it insulting

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Fish in 1 tittle
                >no feebas
                >try in another one
                What part of nobody knowing about Feebas mechanic you still don't get? Chimecho its literally walking no obnoxious new mechanic introduced for him just walk like any other pokemon, Feebas meanwhile was more rare than fricking legendaries and the only reason it stopped being its because Internet

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What part of nobody knowing about Feebas mechanic you still don't get?
                Everyone knew about it. It was everyone, online, magazines etc.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You think that kids at that time had PCs on their homes? let alone internet? and for the magazines you needed to own the one where they talked about Feebas

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You think that kids at that time had PCs on their homes? let alone internet?
                Yes. They did.
                >and for the magazines you needed to own the one where they talked about Feebas
                Obviously. That's how reading works. What's your point?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes. They did.
                No they didn't
                >Obviously. That's how reading works. What's your point?
                How is owning the Nintendo magazine number 124 and only that one related to reading you fricking stupid moron?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No they didn't
                Literally did. Neopets was huge at the time.
                >How is owning a book with information you want to read related to reading you stupid moron?
                :/

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How is owning a book with information you want to read related to reading you stupid moron?
                I don't know you are baiting or what but after a month or 2 you wouldn't be able to buy that magazine and the only way of knowing that X number was about feebas was if you owned the one before where they showed previews of the topic of the next number

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                So buy a guide, or go on gamefaqs or something. That's what most kids did.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No they didn't
                Literally did. Neopets was huge at the time.
                >How is owning a book with information you want to read related to reading you stupid moron?
                :/

                What was the original argument even? Wasn't it "How were you supposed to know?" And the answer is that you need a guide to have any idea, which makes it moronic and shitty.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What was the original argument even? Wasn't it "How were you supposed to know?"
                No, it was who takes longer to catch/is harder to find. And the answer is Chimecho, because he's got a 1% spawn chance in 1 small area, isn't even in-game (no trainers in-game use him, so you can't use the Pokédex to see where it is. Updated in Emerald tho) and you would also need an external guide, or extreme luck, to catch him without prior knowledge.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not going to say you are wrong because it has been around 20 years since then and I might be misremembering something but I could swear I got Chimecho on Sapphire and I knew it was there looking at the pokedex.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe you fought a friend who used one? Secret base encounters would add a blank page to your Pokédex, I'm not sure about regular link battles.
                Otherwise I think you're confused with Emerald, or you looked at a friend's Pokédex or something.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just grabbed a GBA to check and it was in Sapphire, I did do shared records and secret bases with other people back then so it probably would be that. How strange it isn't in a single trainer battle.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Apparently Chimecho is literally the last Pokémon to be added to gen 3. So they probably didn't have time to add him to any trainer battles.
                Like I said, they added a Chimecho Trainer or two in Emerald.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And the answer is that you need a guide to have any idea, which makes it moronic and shitty.
                Thanks, the same goes for the Mirage island

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't have internet in 2003? Poor

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think you replied to the wrong person. I said I did have internet and a PC back then

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >judging someone for what they're born into
                lower than a Black person

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Fish in next time
                No one has ever done that in the history of Pokemon.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot about Feebas, but there's a trainer with a Feebas in the game at least, something Chimecho doesn't have.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      these are secrets that were intentionally put in the game to be solved by word of mouth.
      i mean even today there are some somewhat obscure evolution methods, like Sirfetchd evolution requiring 3 (?) consecutive crits while holding the item or something.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How were you supposed to find out the existence of Chimecho
      what do you mean? I'm pretty sure I encountered a bunch of them on that mountain.

      Feebas, now THAT was some bullshit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm pretty sure I encountered a bunch of them on that mountain.
        Doubt it. It's a 1% chance to appear

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bro
    >Ya'll
    I hate americans

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody said "y'all" except you.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody said y'all you schizophrenic prick

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I took 20 minutes in the ice path puzzles. Laugh all you want.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was impossible for me to do on the emulator on my phone.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The emulator touch screen buttons made it too difficult for me to accelerate the bike in the corners.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >parroting from plebbit
    yeah nah frick off

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm smart as frick but as a kid, when I played Pokémon Gold, I couldn't make sense of those Unown caves. By "Unown" I mean those letter-eyed Pokémawns, can't remember their actual names. So I guess they are hard enough.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's easy cuz my hands were smol back then. It'd give me a hard time on a Gameboy now

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rate my team. Doing ground/flying because I rolled a random number generator and got Gliscor
    Its volt white 2

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh and the jumpluff is shiny. I keep getting shiny hoppip's for some reason

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's that tattoo?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Design of my wife's son

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have a drawing of your wife's son tattooed on your leg?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's Link

        >tattoo
        Cringe. Also why is the screen so stretched?

        I'm emulating a DS game. You can probably figure out the rest

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm emulating a DS game
          You could emulate it at the correct aspect ratio

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh man lmao wtf. I thought it looked a little weird. Frick me for assuming the native resolution would've been the default I guess
            That looks much better now, thanks

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Native aspect ratio is usually the wrong one.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do you cum on your 'eck?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Infused a few drops with the motherboard when I changed the SSD (even if I sell it it will always be MY 'eck) but that's about it

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah thats better

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tattoo
      Cringe. Also why is the screen so stretched?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stretched screen
      im going to fricking vomit

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon so bullshit it was basically a DLC inside other games from another fricking console after you beat it (Pokemon Channel) or special edition (Pokemon Colosseum bonus disc)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon is the most anti-consumer franchise in the history of video games, but there's no other game like it that isn't complete ass for some reason. It's literally the most profitable franchise in the world too, and somehow, not a single other company or indie team has managed to make a monster catching game that scratches the same itch. Robopon is robots, Jade Cocoon required you to fricking kill the monsters and had several hour long cutscenes, and Digimon isn't even the same genre 90 percent of the time. Indie devs tried with Temtem and one or two others, but the game market is so saturated right now that I don't think people even know those exist.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >SMT is literally the antithesis to soccer moms and bible thumpers with literal denmons, exposed breasts, dicks and every combination of the three (On top of actively forcing you to gas your favorite designs in favor of stronger shittier ones like high pixie

        I swear this entire genre is cursed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can shiny hunt it without paying ebay fricks a lot of money by having a Wii, the cable, and ruby/sapphire. In Nintendont there's a setting that lets you use the cable.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sky pillar was easy shit. dealing with this one in the dark was the real asskicker

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was no reason for them to cut the battle frontier. The only purpose the frontier island has in ORAS is to do loops around it to hatch eggs.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dark caves after gen 1 and 2 are laughable, the moment I could see my own character was the moment Flash died

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >biking is hard
    https://www.twitch.tv/amoebauk/clip/SpineyClearCocoaAMPTropPunch-jXL8K2GdqyJsKbOX

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >claims it's bonkless
      >you can hear two bonks

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's actually 3
        those ones are faster than just turning

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 hours of
    >all copies came with a manual
    >no they didn't
    >ummm yes they did because I fukken said so
    i'm so tired of coming to Ganker every day

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was resolved hours ago. Didn't you read the thread?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >resolved
        >Ganker
        i wish dude

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was. Americans were the only people who didn't get a Braille guide, they had to call a number.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            i'm aware but
            >newbies
            >leaving well enough alone and admitting they're ever wrong

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          newbie

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thread verdict:
    Americans are moronic

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are people posting ITT who are too young to remember game manuals. lmao

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got Sapphire day 1 back in 2003. I probably looked at that manual once on the ride home.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's genuinely hilarious how insular people are to the point the idea of different territories doesn't even factor into their minds.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >copied out the braille before bed
    >use the manual to translate it
    >next day complete the task and repeat the process
    Was very cool

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe zoomers believe that kids didn't have internet access in two thousand and fricking three

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's embarrassing. I've been using gameFAQs since the 90's.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot didn't. If your parents' job didn't require a computer, and they personally had no interest in the internet, then you probably didn't have it in the early 2000s. You'd have to go to a friend's house or drive to the library.
      We didn't get internet at home until ~2007 because teachers were assigning more and more homework that required researching stuff online.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        My uncle gave our family a PC when I was really young, so this is very alien to me. I've been emulating Gameboy games since Gold and Silver were new in Japan.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't know a single family without a PC. everyone needed them simply for typing and printing. I also remember multiple macs in elementary school classrooms. maybe this was not in every country the case, but it's very unlikely that a kid in 2004 needed to be lucky to come in contact with a PC

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          We had a computer in 2003 but not internet. It was basically a big word processor that could play some games on cd-roms.
          Also it was rare to have free time on the school computers. Teachers would b***h at you for doing anything that wasn't school work.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they didn't for the majority of the world

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everywhere that speaks English did.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aka the 80% of the world

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, you need more?

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Were you able to get the item too?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Always. Is this supposed to be hard?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Harder than any puzzles past gen 5 lol.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There were puzzles in gen 5?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            More than in gen 6.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Like what? I genuinely can't think of any and I'm playing BW2.
              I'm just about to fight the 7th gym and I don't think there's been a puzzle yet.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Solve it without looking it up.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      and?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your first move isn't possible.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          and?

          This. Your first move always makes you travel north. You can't go any other way.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then go left then up then you are halfway through the path.

            Were you able to get the item too?

            Yeah. After you defeat team rocket there aren't any random encounters so it is just trial and error

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Yeah. After you defeat team rocket there aren't any random encounters so it is just trial and error
              do you remember how long it took you?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      and?

      here's the answer

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      done

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's actually a really good idea to moron-proof the puzzle. If you can't solve it, go back and get a HM Slave.
        Kids found this one really hard at my school. One of my friends, really smart, literally played this puzzle all weekend and couldn't solve it. He ended up walking to my house to ask me to do it for him, multiple times.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >One of my friends, really smart, literally played this puzzle all weekend and couldn't solve it
          I have news for your friend

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I swear people who found pokemon puzzles and riddles hard, must definitely need a guide to beat an IQ test with the baseline at 80 IQ.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How'd you manage with the braile.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Music inside this cave was soooo good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFqRwPQXYZg

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have to equip bicycle to pass
    Wow, so hard.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to make turns on the cracked floors with the mach bike.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So did all these american morons just not know what braille was?

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Impossible with touch controls on my phone

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