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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Switch, because I'm not a brainlet that had to take remedial math.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Switch because math will teleport the goat to the new door.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose the goat

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Attack both guards.
    If I die, I die.
    If I win, I open all the doors.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bros i want to do unspeakeable things to the guard at the left

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    switch because odds are better but im not smart enough to understand why this works

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pick door
      >1/3 chance
      >one of remaining doors open
      >you picked your door with a 1/3 chance and it remains so, but now the odds are 2/3 if you switch to the last door

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but in not switching after the first door opens you're picking your door again. You get fresh odds.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You get fresh odds

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a new choice. The situation changed when the first empty door was revealed.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              There aren't fresh odds in the Monty Hall Problem. It's a basic introduction to conditional probability.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                All you are telling me is I should treat probability mathematicians with the same disdain as I do theoretical physicists. The starting situation ceases to matter when the first door is opened.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the host is gaslighting you into picking the wrong door
        Yeah? no

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not that hard to understand
      c- correct x-incorrect, picking door 1 first

      door 1 door 2 door 3
      c x x switching incorrect
      x c x switching correct
      x x c switching correct
      so switching is correct 2/3 times

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not that hard to understand
      c- correct x-incorrect, picking door 1 first

      door 1 door 2 door 3
      c x x switching incorrect
      x c x switching correct
      x x c switching correct
      so switching is correct 2/3 times

      intuitively, if 2 has a goat, they HAVE to pick the other goat door (3), which means 1 will have the prize. so your odds are better than 50/50 if you switch

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Suppose it was 100 doors, and when you chose one door they closed 98 doors and asked you if you want to switch. What's more likely, that you selected the right door first try, or that they opened every door except the one with the prize?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        suppose it was 2 doors, you choose door 1 and the host says that door 2 has a goat behind it, do you switch?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would take a goat over one of those smartcars tbh

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >take car
          >sell
          >buy multiple goats
          >???
          >profit!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >having a goat and switching to a car is split into two outcomes for no reason
        this is why nobody takes probability seriously
        you have a goat and are switching to a car, or you have a car and are switching to a goat, there is no difference made by the order of events
        the monty hall problem is a 50/50 chance disguised as a 2/3 chance for brainlets

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          moronbro..

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, he does have you there. The option would be better presented as two negative outcomes not 3 positive outcomes. Goat pussy is ridiculously tight.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              okay Ahmed..

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly. Like I keep telling 'em, Russian Roulette? 50/50. You either have a nice day in the head or you don't.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. brainlet

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          if it helps you, you can present it as "a goat, a donkey, and a car" and they reveal to you there's an animal in one of the doors you didn't choose.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Second with left

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is door 1 facing a different way?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    open door 3 have sex with goat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't recall posting in this thread earlier, yet I posted something so profoundly based so it must be me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Opinions on the aesthetics of goat pussy, lads?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pick door number 3

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Door number 3, the other two could be empty or contain something less valuable than a goat

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take the goat so I have a companion that will probably ram someone off a cliff

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit is so moronic. The moment 3 was revealed to have a goat behind it was the moment the odds of my door being the winning one became 50/50. There is quite literally no difference between picking a door at the start and picking a door now.
    >but muh 1/3 to 1/2 your odds are better!!
    No they’re not. Yes I had 1/3 odds of picking the right door at the beginning and if I were to make my first pick after door 3 was revealed to have a goat behind it then my odds would be 1/2. HOWEVER picking a door that wasn’t 3 at the beginning changes my odds from 1/3 to 1/2 once door 3 is revealed to have a goat behind it. At that point there will be no difference whether I stick with my door or pick the other. My odds of it being the correct door are the same.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Terrence Howard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine 100 doors
      You pick one (1% chance it's the right one)
      98 doors are revealed to be incorrect
      So you think that remaining door is equally likely to be the right one as your first 1% chance?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chances are relative, not static. So yes. Your 1% 1/100 door becomes a 50% 1/2 door when 98 doors are eliminated. the wrong doors are removed from the equation.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And yet, despite the "50% chance", 99% of people that stick with their door end up losing, while 99% of people who switch to the remaining unopened door end up winning.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a conspiracy by mathematicians to gaslight people.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, moron. There’s a difference between statistics on paper and in practical function. There’s two doors left, I’ve either got the winning door or I don’t. To hell with the probability of me picking the right door at the beginning of the game, at this point in the game my odds are 50/50.

        >50/50. There is quite literally no difference between picking a door at the start and picking a door now.
        congratulations on being a brainlet
        The correct answer to the Monty Hall problem is to switch

        [...]
        Why bloat Ganker with threads that can be settled with wikipedia?

        >muh statistics
        see above and then seethe more when you realize i’m right.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >see above and then seethe more when you realize i’m right.
          "I am smarter than what is agreed upon by wikipedia and the rest of humanity"
          k.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the majority of humanity believes men can be women so i don’t really see what point you’re trying to make about their collective intelligence

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I am smarter than what is agreed upon by wikipedia
            Let's fact check wikipedia.
            >George floyd protests
            >ctrl+f peaceful
            >While the majority of protests were peaceful
            A fish is smarter than someone who trusts wikipedia.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair, there were a shitton of protests around the world back then, most of which were not chimpouts.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >There’s a difference between statistics on paper and in practical function
          Sweet innocent moronic, Anon. This very problem is based on an actual gameshow. And yes, the real life data matches the on paper statistics.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >This very problem is based on an actual gameshow
            uhmmm no it isn't, a mathematician made it up with the scenario of "what if there was a game show"

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >There’s a difference between statistics on paper and in practical function
          No there isn't. This has been found experimentally to be the case. You Black folk always retreat to the same preset arguments when you should really just retake your remedial math class.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >50/50. There is quite literally no difference between picking a door at the start and picking a door now.
      congratulations on being a brainlet
      The correct answer to the Monty Hall problem is to switch

      https://i.imgur.com/Zlvcpo6.jpg

      Well adventurer, what's your choice?

      Why bloat Ganker with threads that can be settled with wikipedia?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        not vidya

        oh sorry I'll make a post that Ganker enjoys, ahem, oh no no no pokesissies palworld chads are eating good noooo there's trannies in the game have sex chud

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This solution is arbitrary because it includes 2 goat doors into the calculation. one door does not exist, it is only there to show you the goat and thus has to impact on odds.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate statistic morons. A pattern emerges when you view hundreds of examples of any given scenario as a group, however, that pattern becomes useless when broken down to a singular event.
        For example, you have flipped a coin 99 times and gotten heads as a result each time. What are the odds you will get heads on your next flip? Statistic tards will throw down some impossible small percentage, but the real world odds are 50% because every coin flip is a unique circumstance no matter how hard statistic homosexuals argue otherwise.
        Same with the monty hall problem.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Statistic tards will throw down some impossible small percentage
          What statistic tards? The ones you made up in your brain?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s literally not how it works but okay.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you chose door A but could switch to doors B and C at the same time, would you switch? That's what happens when the game show host confirms there's a goat behind door C.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's why casinos glefully display past roulette rolls because midwits and their juju come in and think they can crack the code

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            roulette is deliberately completely random though, that's why no juju works on it, this is just a straightforward likelihood calculation

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Congratulations on failing statistics class.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's a failure of elementary school, not just statistics class.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >moron still can't into conditional probability

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based

          People who understand statistics have absolutely zero issue understanding that the odds of 1 coin flip being heads are 50/50, and the odds of 99 consecutive coin flips being heads is something infinitesimally small. Those are two very different scenarios.

          In a discrete, individual game of the Monty Hall problem, switching gives you better odds.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >more reddit pseud "math"

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why is it considered together rather than starting a new "game" once one door is ruled out?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              because what is really being asked is if you picked the right door originally; the opening of doors is irrelevant because it doesn't change the odds of your initial pick. if the question was worded
              >the host doesn't open any doors and instead asks if you'd like to wager that the car is behind the other two doors
              everyone would understand you have a better chance switching, but they get bamboozled by the door opening as if that affects anything.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                But the game state changes based on additional information. If you walked up to a set of 3 doors with a written explanation of possible prizes and one was already open to show a goat, you wouldn't humor the idea of picking that door in the first place.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has been both mathematically and programatically proven to be the correct choice to switch.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    not vidya

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick are you all talking about

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      euhh

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose door 3 because a goat is way easier to deal with than whatever might be behind doors 1 or 2 like a fricking basilisk or a hydra or something.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a 50/50, so it doesn't matter if I switch or not. Trick question

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose something different. I choose the impossible. I choose... the goat.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't switch because i trust my gut feeling
    i don't give a shit that it's the "incorrect" answer

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You Black folk haven't told me what my supposed price is
    for all i know there are 2 empty doors with a goat in which case i'd take the goat

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Door 3, they already told me where the goat is.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sumata with female guard's big meaty thighs.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't read the instructions and open a random door

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys the problem isn't a neutral coin flip
    The host knows which door has the car
    Think about it this way
    1000 doors
    You pick one
    He opens 998, leaving 1
    What's more likely, your door is a car or a goat?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      50/50
      either you do or you don't

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, anon
        You had a 1/1000 chance of getting it right
        He opens 998 fricking doors, leaving #455 SPECIFICALLY
        This is something that actually holds up in mathematics, I'm literally taking a statistics course in university right now

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm literally taking a statistics course in university right now
          then you have probably realised that 99% of math is literally made up with specific rules for specific cases to explain stuff that couldn't be explained otherwise
          especially statistics are just a scam

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is the real answer
        anything else is midwitt cope

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        my odds of winning the lottery are 50/50
        either i do or i don't

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          so true

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Door 3, I want the goat

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I switch to door #3.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't afford taxes or insurance for the car, i just take the goat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not taking the car but opting for the hidden lump sum amount equal to the car as is required to offer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you considered becoming a plumber or electrician? Or a refrigeratian repairman?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >refrigeratian

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure Let's Make A Deal had a lump sum clause.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I turn 360° and walk away

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turns around, leaves

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think that what the 100 door gays don’t realise is that 3 door gays look at the problem like this:

    1) pick one of three doors
    2) 1/3 chance to select the right option
    3) one door is eliminated
    100 door gays view:
    4) switching gives you a 1/2 chance of winning
    5) staying gives you a 1/3 chance of winning
    2 door chads view:
    4) you choice is wiped clean
    5) a new game has commenced with only two options
    6) each door results in 50% chance of winning

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wuh oh!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No fair, the OP pic presented a false dichotomy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Such is life

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're the fool who didn't ask what was behind the other doors, instead you focused on your silly mathematics in an attempt to "ouwit" me without even considering what kind of game you were even playing in the first place

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not an actual goat
      Can I change my answer to door 2?

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 mystery boxes
    >Or a goat
    I'm not actually moronic enough to think this must automatically be related to the statistics problem, simply due to the shared commonalities.
    That goat is at least a known quantity and those 2 guards are armed and armored, but clearly they aren't trying to stop me from accessing those doors.
    Moreover, door 1 has the fricking knob on the other side and is slanted differently when compared to the safe goat door and the door that I "chose", that may as well be a neon sign indicating that it could possibly be a mimic.
    To add insult to injury, the trend of armor for the guards seems to indicate that whatever they're guarding is more likely to sexually assault a male, or at least has a preference for anal.

    So I'm going to pick door 1.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should be able to solve this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is not white unlike the furry with the watch

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is the watch's time compared to the clock time
      I'm too lazy to look up what it would in indicate but that's the answer right

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the watch is showing a different time than the clock on the wall

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >33
      Oy vey

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill the dude, do unspeakable things to the woman until she reveals the correct answer, then do unspeakable things to the goat.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty troll to make this thread and not post the full problem statement to the Monty Hall problem

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The what problem

      Wuh oh!

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pseud "math"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      frfr

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can hear it.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I switch to door 3. I've always wanted a goat.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always switch, you have 2/3 chance that way.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no point in having three doors if one of them is always revealed to be the wrong choice, it's a 50/50 shot from the beginning.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The context is it was part of a 1960's game show. The point was adding spectacle and fake tension for the board housewives watching it without having any production complexity. They couldn't just play a loud recorded music sting and flash some lighting effects like modern game shows do.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >One of the guards always tells lies
    >The other always tells the truth

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Our chances went from 1 in 3 to 50:50?! That's awesome!

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I rape the guard on the left with the other guard, we open all the doors, spitroast the goat, spitroast the woman again, and drive away with her in the trunk

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >monty hall problem
    always switch

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >switching is only bad if you initially picked the car (1 in 3)
    >therefore switching gives 2 in 3 to win
    how is it any harder than this, holy shit. please tell me none of you vote

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I voted trump

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >switchgay votes
      of course

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what car?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you discard reality (you chose the car) for the hypothetical (you might not have) and second guess your decision and lose? Wonderful.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The lesson to be extracted, never second guess yourself. An alpha gets it right the first time, if he didn't get it right the first time, then he didn't deserve the car anyway.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Gold Ball question, I kind of get it. It isn't the simplest question asked, and even though the recourse of "b-but the w-wording is different!1!!" is still incorrect; but how are you brainlets still confused by the fricking Monty Hall Problem?

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefered the yanderedev code thread a few days ago for this sort of thing. You had anons coming up with impressively intelligent ways to be wrong as a joke. This one's just full of people making the same argument over and over and refusing to budge, there's no skill to it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gold Ball threads are generally superior

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sad part is you can tell it's the same guy over and over, and he's going out of his way to be as aggressive as possible about it just to secure the (You).

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should be able to solve this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      2/3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will the chance be the same, if the box of silver balls is gone?
      It's a guarantee that you picked from one that has a gold ball.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you were your sister, which door would you say had the prize?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno, she's a midwit so she might know the monty hall problem and instantly choose it instead of thinking over if this really presents the monty hall problem or not

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But I'm not my sister.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pick Door 3. There's a 1/3 chance I picked wrong the first time, and a 50/50 chance the guard always lies.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will switch to Door 1.
    OR
    You give me both goats right now. The choice is yours.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the "no racism outside of /b/" part of global rule 3 enforced on Ganker?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you report and the jannies aren't asleep.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what if I report and I see jannies deleting normal fun threads but don't touch the posts with racist rants?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naw, homie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh okay, there's no point reading the rules then

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not enforced on any boards unless janny feels like it. Protip: He doesn't.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain to me what's going on? Like what are the rules of this game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      a cheeky scenario where an adventurer is presented with 3 doors and 2 guards talking to him, seemingly resembling a famous math problem but not actually declaring that it's the famous math problem thus fooling people

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a famous math problem
        No, it was a real-world game show bonus round.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The problem was originally posed (and solved) in a letter by Steve Selvin to the American Statistician in 1975.
          >Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind one door is a car; behind the others, goats. You pick a door, say No. 1, and the host, who knows what's behind the doors, opens another door, say No. 3, which has a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to pick door No. 2?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice?
          the game show stuff was just flavor text, it was made by a mathematician

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Where the frick do you think the name "Monty Hall" comes from, idiot?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let%27s_Make_a_Deal

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i get shitposting over the portal scenario, as that can't actually be proven one way or another, but this one is experimentally and mathematically demonstrated. switching is always advantageous. that's not an opinion. you can simulate it yourself at montyhall.io; if you always switch your win rate converges to 66%.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is run by mathematician with a vested interest in programming it to lie to you.

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is stupid because you don't know what's behind the doors other than a goat on the 3rd door and that a guard is asking if you wanna change tour choice. My first question is this situation what is behind each door. Would one door have a price and another nothing? Would one have said price and the other a punishment. Are both door punishments. Point is that without said information the logical choice is the goat because at least you can frick the goat.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Math not real nerd

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