Well frick you too Sega

Well frick you too Sega

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It makes more sense for his power to be nullifying the power of the Emeralds via the Master Emerald, based purely on the opening of Sonic 3 where he punches the super right out of Sonic.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dont care, he was never shown to have any power to control the chaos emeralds. Why would this bother me? He's just the Master Emerald guardian, always has been.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he was never shown to have any power to control the chaos emeralds
      Except in his debut game, moron? And the end of SA2?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Super knuckles and super tails has always been non canon nonsense. And at the end of sa2 all he does is say the chant to the master emerald. He doesn't use the chaos emeralds.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not even referring to his Super forms. Knuckles is able to send the Chaos Emeralds back into their own dimensions after taking them from Sonic at the start of the game. He clearly has some level of control over them, why wouldn't he when he can do the same with the Emerald that controls them?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Unless you're called Blaze the Cat
    So there are no rules sega. You make the rules up all the time. Knuckles being able to is just "did we say he could" rather than anything else for frick sake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Blaze has the Sol Emeralds, not Chaos Emeralds, and her transformation is called "Burning Blaze."

      No idea why Sega feels the needs to lock down specific lore so badly, though.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alright! Super Sonic, Temporary Powered Up Tails and Temporary Powered Up Knuckles, let’s do this!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic has the deepest lore. Do people actually take this seriously?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MALE HEDGEHOGS ONLY, homosexual

    srs tho like did they not play S3&K?

  7. 2 years ago
    Boco

    The Master Emerald isn't even powerful anymore.

    >While they allowed Neo Metal Sonic to use the Master Emerald as a power source in the early issues, SEGA later requested that it not be portrayed with any special properties, which is likely why Sonic and Silver couldn't use it to go Super during the Metal Virus Arc. When Ian asked how the Master Emerald keeps Angel Island floating if it doesn't have any unique powers, SEGA didn't reply back with an answer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >literal power source and important plot element for S3, SA1, and SA2
      If it doesn’t have any power then how does Angel Island stay up? By the power of friendship???

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        By the power of SEGA's moronation

      • 2 years ago
        Boco

        >>When Ian asked how the Master Emerald keeps Angel Island floating if it doesn't have any unique powers, SEGA didn't reply back with an answer.

        Translation: "We don't know or care, shut up and do what we say you stupid gaijin."

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing to see here

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOO ONLY ROBOT HEDGEHOGS CAN USE THE MASTER EMERALD

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          G-Give me a minute, I can explain….

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SEGA are so fricking moronic, I have no idea who throws these edicts out or why, but it's amazing how they always seem to happen just to be as boring and lest interesting as possible.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ... If the Master Emerald doesn't have any special properties, why is Knuckles protecting it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When was the last time you saw him protect that thing?

        They just have him fricking hanging out with Sonic or his friends, now.

        Actually, I don't think the Master Emerald has even been in anything, outside of small references or cameos, since Sonic Adventure 2...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yep
          In fact, I don’t think Knuckles has even mentioned it in any main game he’s been in since SA2
          He just hangs out with Sonic now and Angel Island is long forgotten

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Only in side games like rivals, chronicles, and even a racing game allowed him to absorb the master emerald for power.
            Mainline games don’t care about the side characters as much.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ... If the Master Emerald doesn't have any special properties, why is Knuckles protecting it?

      I thought the purpose of the master emerald was to be a piece of kryptonite for the chaos emeralds, not inherently powerful on its own.

      It was made by the gods because they went "Frick, having something that can make you all powerful like the chaos emeralds can be abused. Lets make something else that lacks power, but can be used to defeat someone with the chaos emeralds".

      its meant to be a way to depower someone going super with the chaos emeralds as a failsafe.
      Still valuable and needs someone to guard it, but also not as outright dangerous.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I’m so glad you’re wrong.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, it's never explained in great detail.

        My thought was always that it controlled the other Emeralds and acted as a kind of "focus" for them.

        If you had the Master Emerald you could, with the other Emeralds, transform thoughts into power.

        Without the other Master Emerald they're just power sources.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's what I thought as well. It obviously has some power as seen in S&K but it's main purpose is what we see in SA and SA2. That is to act as a on/off switch for the chaos emeralds.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like how they said Male Hedgehogs only because it would’ve made zero sense for Shadow, the person with the most knowledge of using the chaos emeralds powers, to NOT be able to go Super

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YO
    IT’S YA BOI KNUCKLES
    AND WE AT PUMPKIN HILL
    YOU READY???

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking sexist. When are we cancelling sega for this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >We will NEVER see Super Amy
      Why

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is literally just corporate speak for "We're only gonna have Sonic go Super in the future. Maybe Shadow on a good day". The Chaos Emeralds haven't been a thing in the games for years now and they likely don't care about the Master Emerald/Angel Island or aren't planning on using them as plot points anytime soon

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick sega for retconning super tails.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how come obama used it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you think Sega retconned it?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >SEGA "staff and those who have worked with SEGA" don't play and don't know shit about their own games
    Somehow this makes a lot of sense.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m done with this shitty franchise. Ontop of the horrific games made by japanese idiots, Sega has unbelievably moronic “mandates.” Someone should just nuke SOJ headquarters so this pisspoor series can die.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what other mandates Sega has
      Like maybe that’s why Tails is such a fricking coward now who can’t even fight Chaos 0 and would go insane without Sonic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Policy in Japan that only Sonic must be the best.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Two specific ones I know of, because the Sonic Boom devs mentioned them being sprung on them mid-development are:
        1: Tails and Eggman are the only two inventors in the world.
        The devs were going to have various quests where Tails helped various other inventors and scientists, SEGA told them to cut it.

        2: Sonic's world does not use currency in any form. Rings cannot be used as currency. Do not even hint at or mention currency in any way.
        Again, was sprung on them out of nowhere and you'll note is in direct contradiction to previous and future games.

        At this point I genuinely think Sega were just fricking with the western devs so Boom would be shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I heard about that second one and it still boggles the mind.
          Rings have been used for currency in SA2, 06, and Unleashed. What is even the point of this? “In Sonic’s world everyone is happy and free and we have no issues with money!”
          Shoot, let me live in that world, free houses, free food!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Rings cannot be used as currency.
            Uhh, Sonic Unleashed/World Adventure?

            As I said, it completely contradicts their previous games. But they just threw it out there for some inexplicable reason.

            Reminder Ken Penders will sue anything that is even remotely related to an echidna

            No, he'll say that he'll sue. You think Paramount gives a flying frick? They're a film studio, pretty much every film they make has some kind of legal action, bullshit or not, surrounding it. They're not gonna just roll over like SEGA.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Funny part is, Penders didn’t even see the film. He just heard that it had Echidnas and was talking about Knuckles childhood and he went ballistic lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Rings cannot be used as currency.
          Uhh, Sonic Unleashed/World Adventure?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lmao these two make no sense
          >At this point I genuinely think Sega were just fricking with the western devs so Boom would be shit.
          yeah sounds like sega was just trolling boom devs

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I heard about that second one and it still boggles the mind.
          Rings have been used for currency in SA2, 06, and Unleashed. What is even the point of this? “In Sonic’s world everyone is happy and free and we have no issues with money!”
          Shoot, let me live in that world, free houses, free food!

          Yes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, why are they mercenary detectives (who are implied to be hard up for money) if they live in a world where monetary needs don't exist?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You're asking more questions than SEGA ever do.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Typical Sonic fan. Overthinking when the creators barely think at all.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              they're delusional

              theyre not detectives
              money doesnt exist
              theyre literally just wacky don quixote larpers
              they say "how much are you gonna pay" and everyone goes "wtf are they talking about" and just hands them some pebbles which their delusionay minds think is a pile of gold coins

              according to sega

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Non male hedgehog filtered

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick the chaos emeralds, frick the master emerald, frick all the shitty characters like Sonic, Amy, Tails, Shadow, Knuckles, Blaze, Silver, and every other awful creation this franchise has conjured up.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As long as Sega of Japan exists, Sonic will never be good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good. I like seeing sonic fail.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just because there’s a mandate for the chaos emeralds doesn’t mean Sega is against the idea of other characters having their own thing. Ian even admitted it’s very much possible but he’s too lazy to think of one.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic is not a series where you should think

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic 06 and Ken Penders really killed the series, huh?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder Ken Penders will sue anything that is even remotely related to an echidna

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