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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tbh i don't mind BG3 being GOTY, its just that good

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. never played as far as Act1

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >:3

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did it happen

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf i just watch

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what America does to a motherfricker

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nerd engaged in nerdery is a troony
      nothing to see here

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sissy hypno is real

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's McChicken or Maestro equivalent

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i want more meat stuffed in my buns tee hee!
    okay gay

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody said that, take your meds please

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, they are both horrible products made for most normal of normalgays.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Double Big Mac if two thirds of it had very obvious bite marks, and the cashier was a gay man hitting on you.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    big mac makes no sense just eat two burgers

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's cheaper tho

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Içm fine with them conceptually, but I hate its cucumber flavored sauce.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Different texture and more surface area for cheese and sauce

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baldur's Gate 3 is really mind breaking
    >NO!!!!! Cash Shop
    >NO!!!!! microtransactions
    >ONE FULL GAME for the cheap price of $60 (just compare it to the "modern" $70 price tag for shit like D4, made by 12000 people according to credits)
    >giga chad fantasy, where you can see the canon pussy and benis if you want to
    >insanely long
    >even act 3 is basically bug free if you know how to reset your party flags with killing and reviving through the undead (one minor bug can frick up act 3 if you don't reset your party, and it's very common that you get this flag bug in act 1 or 2)
    >SO MUCH CONTENT
    >GOD TIER quests (there is no MMO fetch quest and literally every quest is insanely fun)
    >the armor is so fun and finding that upgrade gives you more hype than finding end game gear in an mmo raid

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>ONE FULL GAME
      reaching the a bit dude, more like 80% of the game because last Act is unfinished like every fricking cRPG

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>NO!!!!! Cash Shop
      >>NO!!!!! microtransactions
      >>ONE FULL GAME for the cheap price of $60
      Shill moment

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >4 cosmetic items that are a reference to DOS2, completely useless besides looks
        >1 single item with very minor and situational use
        >You get it all for free if you participated in the EA anyways

        Wow, you sure showed him

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          PS5 gets to play 5 days earlier if they have a deluxe edition. Also there’s a ton of games that have no microtransactions but deluxe editions. Hell elden ring’s deluxe edition doesn’t even have cosmetic either. So I’m not sure why this game is getting such praise for this

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            BG3 does have microtransactions because of the deluxe edition
            >Not really
            >>W-well, other games also don't have microtransactions, so it's nothing special

            Nice goalpost moving there, anon.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Considering you can buy it on its own later and it’s essentially $10 cosmetic dlc. Yeah it’s a microtransaction

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's more of a reward for the people that participated in the EA that you can also get for a small price, but fine, I can see your point.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but it's a shitty game with troony sex so I rather not.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game hold up until Act 3, it falls apart few minutes into Act 3.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I found it wanting but at least it's not as bad as DOS2's act 3

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HAHA LOOK AT HOW GOOD OUR GAME IS COMPARED TO YOURS

      >WOW PEOPLE ARE TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY GAME? THEY'RE REALLY MIND BROKEN
      holy shit sir

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who has had 100s of hours and been in the EA since day 1 I can say i'm very pleased but there are a lot of cracks.

    It's standard Larian with really pretty packaging. I love DND stories though so crying about stories/writing is moot because I see cringe daily because of real DND and Matt Mercer.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Big Macs were real.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      best Big Mac I ever got was in Tokyo

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        why, was the meat better?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it wasn't being served by a Black person

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long are you going to keep this false flag shit up?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >food analogy

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I didn’t miss lunch yesterday I’m so hungry bros

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    left doesn't include forced gay romance, trannies and zoophilia so it's automatically based

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't include forced gay romance, trannies

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just buy 2 Big Macs?

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >slop with gameplay
    >slop with storytelling
    gues which one i'm consuming

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      both have shit story and shit gameplay though

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know that about Starfield before it’s even released?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          its a Bethesda game anon so we all know what we're gonna get

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            despite Ganker cope we all actually love besthesda games.
            morrowind: kino
            oblivion: kino
            fallout 3: kino
            fallout NV: kino
            skyrim: kino
            fallout 4: kino

            STARFIELD: WILL BE KINO

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              daggerfall: kino
              morrowind: kino
              oblivion: not kino
              fallout 3: not kino
              fallout NV: not a bethesda game
              skyrim: not kino
              fallout 4: not kino
              fallout 76: lmao

              fixed that for you

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Found the morrotroon

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            ToddKino

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          going by the CURATED gameplay videos, yeah.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gues which one i'm consuming
      You're playing neither and waiting for Dragon's Dogma 2 release?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        crapcom games aren't good until the inevitable super turbo rerelease

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >food analogy
    >with hamburgers
    Ameriburguers can't stop thinking about fast food.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skyrim really is an irredeemable pile of shit. Really.
    They capped physical damage resistances.
    They capped elemental damage resistances.
    They capped stealth.
    Magic strength doesn't grow with magic skill.
    Can't craft your own spells.
    Enchantment strength doesn't grow with skill.
    Athletics is no longer a skill and can't be improved. You are slow as shit.
    Acrobatics is no longer a skill and can't be improved. You can't jump worth shit.
    The effects of personality is capped.
    You can't fly.
    Can't teleport.

    Disregarding alchemy/enchantment loops, that is clearly cheesing it in ways those hacks never intended, you effectively reach your character's full potential around level ~25 +-5~ levels depending on the build in question. After which your character will never practically improve again for the remainder of the game. And even at that optimal level, your character remains weak and boring to control.

    It's absolutely pathetic. Seriously. And why? For what purpose? It's a single player game. What are they afraid off? And how is cutting character growth short in any way good? Especially since you likely have something like 30-40%~ of the world left unexplored after your character stops improving.
    Seriously. Just to highlight how fricked up all these parameter caps are. Heavy armor is practically objectively inferior to lighter armor in Skyrim, because lighter armor still hits the physical resistance cap, with all heavy armor does is going way way past the cap. Which does nothing, it just weighs way more. It's a joke.

    I fricking hate Skyrim. Why did they even make it an RPG?
    I love RPGs but Skyrim fails so damn hard at being one that it only becomes a nuisance.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >food analogy

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ftfy

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm very early in Baldur's Gate 3, not really enjoying it. I just reached the demon people camp, and the best part so far is getting to look at my cool dwarf character. Also, for a game with dwarves, the quantity of beards and low voices is very disappointing.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starfield bond burger Baldur's Gate 3?

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those games aren't comparable at all.
    BG3 isn't double-Starfield.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather have the one on the left.
    Why stack burgers so high, am I supposed to unhinge my jaw like a snake to eat it?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's ok because mcdonalds burgers are actually 40% of the overall size and roughly half the height of the promotional photos.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boredom Gate 3 is really boring me lads

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    here is an image of an actual big mac, much more appropriate.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf that meat looks shit, what country is that big mac from

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        America.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          how does the country where McD originated have such shit meat
          I live in eastern europe shithole but ours look way nicer

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you don't have estrogen filled cattle fed on GMO corn syrup

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            europe as food standards.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            the eu forces a much stricter quality control
            the french fries that are sold in the states have different ingredients which are basically poisonous by eu standards

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              the french fries started sucking in the 80s when they stopped cooking them in beef tallow

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >food analogy

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >getting upset at a food analogy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >McDonald's
      >Food
      No, I don't think that's right

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being so fat

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bg3 is junkfood but with more junkfood
    completely accurate representation op

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    starfield is going to be more like a chicken nugget compared to BG3 being a medium rare wagyu steak

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Starfield is closer to a sack of flour. Lots of content but it doesn't taste like anything.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So BG3, but without the amount of content

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wagyu is so overrated . you can get that in any grocery store in japan and its just basically more fatty marbled steaks, which doesnt have a good texture when eating it.

      the way they eat steaks over ther eis like little slivers of steak, and they have these shitty little burners

      also
      >food analogy

      my only regret is not scalping CE of baldurs gate 3 and scalping starfield CE's instead, fricking shit is barely gonna be profitable, if i went with baldurs gate i'd of made thousands

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wagyu is so overrated . you can get that in any grocery store in japan

        uhh yeah because wagyu literally translates to japanese beef, so it's all wagyu

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          no you know what i mean, they have regular steak in japan , and "wagyu" which is a special kind of steak from a special area in japan thats treated differently and priced differently.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah they have steak imported from other countries, and wagyu

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IMaGiNe yOu're sO FaT YoU LOOK aT VIDEOGAMES and SEE FoOd

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >recently discovered that burgers have Grand Big Mac
    Why

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly wonder if bg3 is eating into their sales

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >equating these games to McDonald’s “food”
    Thanks OP. Now I’m more sure as ever to never buy these pieces of shit.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >burger analogy
    tell me you're american without telling me you're american

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >American race politics have actually devolved so much that a big mac vs a double big mac is presented as an argument
    Hahahahahahahahhahaha

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Videogame culture has devolved so much that any comparison between games is immidiately taken as american race politics

      How did this happen?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you miss the part where the only discussion here about any game ever is based on whether or not "libtards" put a black guy in it or not? Get a frickin clue

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ask how did this happen
          >Have you not noticed this is happening?

          Yes, anon, I have noticed this is happening. Mind telling me why we aren't discussing about videogames in the videogame board?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably because you're moronic and can't follow the basics of this conversation. Try harder kek

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >X race is better
              >NOOOO, X race are all bad
              >The most important aspect of a person is their race and they can be completely defined by it

              It's not hard to follow, anon, I just don't care for it

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being at computers

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pizza from your city > taco bell > KFC > burgerking > mcdonalds

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, BG3 is bearmeat with troony cum on it

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's cute you think this, but the fact is this year has been one of the best in vidya in a long fricking time and Starfield will be the pinnacle of the lot :^)
    t. currently on the last quest in BG3

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