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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your opinion? Yeah, sure was, and still is.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it was. All the DLC is shit. Honest Hearts doesn't let you help the White Legs. Old World Blues doesn't let you help Mobius.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Old World Blues doesn't let you help Mobius.
      Uh, yes it does.
      That's literally one of the two main endings, you either kill Mobius or kill/subdue the think tank.

      https://i.imgur.com/GMEBEWw.jpeg

      Well that was shit

      I like Honest Hearts.
      Largely because I've been to Zion canyon before, and I'm from Utah.
      So there's a novelty value.
      It's the most mundane of the DLCs, just an extension of the main story.
      I liked the word building and characters, but story wise is was very bland.

      Generally I think New Vegas has pretty bad DLCs. They completely don't play to new Vegas's strengths and they're way out of tone with the base game. (except HH which is my favorite because of that)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dead Money is the best of the lot. Easily fits in with the main game without relying too much on Elijah and Ulysses

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You cant help the whitelegs as a follower of caeser?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don think its formal but you can just kill everyone that would have been allied to you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You chose the wrong dialogue with mobius, didn’t you anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Help Mobius
      homie what? That's literally the Good ending.

      Did people dislike Dead Money? I thought it was fun enough with how it gave plenty of different options for different builds.

      I think only people that spec'd in a specific way hated it because that shit does become damn-near impossible for certain builds. And it doesn't help that you're basically lost for a chunk of it.

      which has cooler mods?

      Fallout has a lot of people coming back so Bethesda in their genius decided to release a 15 GB patch for 4 that basically killed a bunch of mods and made the game even shittier. For now, it's way easier to get mods on NV. Just search "Viva New Vegas" and get most of that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This homie really thought Mobius was the antagonist of OWB.
      Play it again and pay attention next time.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New Vegas is just so ugly.
    Every place looks exactly the same.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >deliberately join an organization dedicated to killing vampires
      >your first official mission ends with you freeing an ancient vampire who happens to be carrying an Elder Scroll tm
      >no option to kill her
      >the only option is to escort her back to her home which is filled with other vampires you cannot kill
      Dropped that shit right there. Whoever wrote this needs to be savagely beaten.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, it's Emil Pagliarulo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Makes the only possible roleplay one of a vampire hopeful working counterproductively until the fork in the story.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Which never comes
          If you side with her dad you are permanently the enemy of the Dawnguard even if you get cured and don't take out the sun

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dawnguard fricking sucked.
        Dragonborn was better. Truly the Dunmer are the soul and saving grace of the TES franchise.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>no option to kill her
        Would've been fine if you didn't kill her because you wanted to get into her pants, but the game denies you that like a b***h

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a desert after an apocalypse you fricking Black person should there be Starbucks and magical forests?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and magical forests?
        FO3 had one

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NV did too with Jacobstown. Sans the magic.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Also Vault 22

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It wouldn't be terrible if everyone wasn't covered in shit and living in shacks and abandoned buildings.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a desert after an apocalypse
        The same trite argument. It's a post-post apocalyptic game, there should be TONS more 'intact' buildings and newly built facilities other than fricking shacks. Also doesn't help that in-lore House's AA shot down the 72 nukes aimed at Vegas.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's a post-post apocalyptic game
          it's clearly the route they were going to follow in the first games, then Bethesda decided FO3 should look like The Road but with a green glow

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clark's diaries were cool though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ive given up on reading lore books and most text logs so I never found them or cared for them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh so you're not a true fan. got it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your loss

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The survivalist's logs in Honest Hearts were the most engaging and interesting I'd ever read in any Fallout game.
        Basically, sucks for you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clark and Joshua are two of the best characters in the series, compare that to Ulysses who is a homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His resentment of continuing to live is brutal.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honest Hearts is the only good DLC in the game.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, it was pretty overrated. Point Lookout is the only great DLC in the history of the franchise.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The DLCs aren't good for NV. HH is the best one and it isn't very good anyway. OWB has horrendous writing but a cool area with nice gear/loot. DM has the best story but the survival heavy focus isn't all that good. LR has an awesome area and some cool stuff but again, its story and characters are very controversial.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OWB has horrendous writing but a cool area with nice gear/loot.
      The writing or professional cartoon voice acting is its only good quality. The videogame parts of it suck there's no choice and it's the typical boring jank.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Neither Joshua nor Daniel were supposed to be white dudes
    VGH, what could have been

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we wanted to do [cool idea] then we remembered it had to ship on a PS3 and Bethesda's engine made it take 10x longer than we wanted
      Story of this whole game's development

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Originally, the player would have been able to choose the Courier's race. Obsidian planned for the options of human, ghoul, and super mutant. However, Bethesda strongly advised against on the basis of reworking armor and weapons for each race. Obsidian followed Bethesda's advice and left the Courier human.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Every ounce of creativity and imagination completely sapped out and sucked out of Obsidian. Bethesda unironically kills everything it touches. Yes it would've been more work, but would this not have been the most detailed fallout game of all time? Its really funny when you realize not even a decade later fo4 literally did exactly this with race specific armors.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Originally, the player would have been able to choose the Courier's race. Obsidian planned for the options of human, ghoul, and super mutant. However, Bethesda strongly advised against on the basis of reworking armor and weapons for each race. Obsidian followed Bethesda's advice and left the Courier human.

        Every ounce of creativity and imagination completely sapped out and sucked out of Obsidian. Bethesda unironically kills everything it touches. Yes it would've been more work, but would this not have been the most detailed fallout game of all time? Its really funny when you realize not even a decade later fo4 literally did exactly this with race specific armors.

        >Have 18 months to make a spin off game
        >Start getting overly ambitious like always
        >Original devs warn not to go too off rails by expanding every player asset x3
        >omg u guys beth ruined nv, obsidian was limited, think of the kino we could have gotten!
        It would have been incomplete trash like every other Obsidian game, thank god Bethesda kept them on enough of a leash that we got a finished game and not another piece of Josh Sawyer slop.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The PS3 was a burden on society
        >Lol let's make this super complicated cell program so developers will only have time to program on one console
        >What are they going to do, NOT publish on PlayStation?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >now Fallout London got delayed indefinitely because of the shitty next gen update that was only meant to update the shitty console versions
          Total consoleshit death fricking when? I've fricking had it enough

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hate that they made the exact same mistake as the Saturn, but got to turn it around when Microsoft basically handed the console market to them on a silver platter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sounds like caucasian
      >dresses like caucasian
      >Uhhhhh wtf? Someone changed Daniel's ethnicity to caucasian in the code shortly before release and I never even noticed. I was livid, I swear! It happened!
      Go into New Vegas yourself and change your courier to 'asian' and see how much of a difference it makes to your appearance in the shit engine of Bethesda's.
      If you wanted an asian Daniel, maybe Josh 'The homosexual' Sawyer should've wrote him as such. It sounds like revisionist cope.
      Not to mention Daniel is 200% in the wrong compared to Joshua. He wants to enforce his pacifism beliefs on the Sorrows to preserve their innocence. He wants them to evacuate Zion. He dismisses the Courier when you tell him that the Sorrows' legends of the "Father in the Caves" is confused with Daniel's religion of a Father and a Son, God and Christ. He's basically trying to be Christ in the Sorrows' personal pantheon as he tries to convert them to Christianity. Dude is a shithead, and if he was written as a white guy (like he obviously is in the first place) then it wouldn't be racist that he's white. He's a total "white savior leading savage tribes to enlightenment" trope.
      Graham on the other hand is the real savior. And he's still white, too. I don't give a frick about that, but it's funny that Josh tries to backpedal and say, oh wait Daniel was always meant to be asian!!! I swear!!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He dismisses the Courier when you tell him that the Sorrows' legends of the "Father in the Caves" is confused with Daniel's religion of a Father and a Son, God and Christ.

        Whut. Daniel calls himself a moron and says oh no wonder why the natives caught onto religious teaching so well, they got mixed up, and then says some shit about forgetting how hard it is to properly communicate with natives sometimes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All this cope. Daniel and Joshua Graham are white and there is nothing wrong with that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn’t the point of Daniel is that he sees the tribes as noble savages/innocents?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of the best fights in the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You were strong, Joshua. I'll never forget you for as long as I live.

      >modded gun
      you didn't beat him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That gun is OP as frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You were strong, Joshua. I'll never forget you for as long as I live.

      Is this Sweet Revenge?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You were strong, Joshua. I'll never forget you for as long as I live.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally all new vegas dlc is shit

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HH = DM > OWB > LR

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick do naked injun Black folk have deathclaw tier DT and health? Was just replaying new vegas the other day and honest sharts almost made me drop my playthrough. Its only saving grace is that its extremely short

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      level scaling

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the other dlcs are fine though

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lonesome Road definitely isn't fine with scaling

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why the frick do naked injun Black folk have deathclaw tier DT and health?
      what? they were never a challenge to kill. base game legionary assassins were tankier.
      one hit with an anti-material rifle was practically all you needed to kill 'em. the only real DT hogs in the DLCs were in OWB.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >start DLC
    >see red blip on compass
    >see a bad looking guy behind another guy
    >snipe him
    >QUEST FAILED: ARRIVAL AT ZION

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      does this brick the dlc?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No actually it speed runs it. You literally skip all the quests by essentially declaring war on the Dead Horses and Sorrows. You get a new alternative quest to get the map to get out and then just leave Zion.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I sniped him, he survived, I immediately knew something was up.
      You must be giga moronic if you saw "QUEST FAILED" and saw a named corpse, and still quicksaved that shit. homie, you could reload an autosave from 60 seconds before that considering not much happens when you load into the DLC and the caravan gets ambushed. It's on you. And I say that as someone who shot Follows-Chalk when I saw him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same here

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we all know joshua carried this dlc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      easily. if it were just some random mormom schmucks there'd be nothing at all to talk about

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait till you play lonesome road

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I literally finished it today. It's okay.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People like to shit on fallout 3 but it's dlc was way better than NV dlc

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >haven't played New Vegas in ages
    >have to go through the process of updating all my mods and installing new ones that have come out since

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mods
      >updates
      >have to
      no you don't.
      I probably have more hours in NV than most people on this board and I have only played vanilla on PS3.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HOW MANY HOURS YOU GOT, b***h
        I BET I GOT MORE ON MY VANILLA PC INSTALL

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >vanilla on PS3
        >PS3
        What's it like playing New Vegas on a time limit?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would guess it's pretty much the same as playing it with mods on PC.
          You have 2 hours until your 300+ mod list breaks th engine and crashes the game.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You have 2 hours until your 300+ mod list breaks th engine and crashes the game.
            that doesn't happen, this isn't The Sims 3

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            new vegas modders know more about the engine than obisidion did, these trannies have no lives theyre reliable

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >new vegas modders know more about the engine than obisidion did
              More than Pajeethesda too.
              Heck, those autistic furry femboys were even able to add working vehicles to the game. And you can even drift too.
              Vehicles were always a part of Fallout (see the Highwayman, the working cars and trucks in the NCR military, vertibirds, etc.) but Bethesda never added them because their 300 year old engine is a cryptic mess.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did people dislike Dead Money? I thought it was fun enough with how it gave plenty of different options for different builds.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of shitter NPCs hated it, yeah. In time, Dead Money got more appreciation from people revisiting the game. You know, the non-secondaries.
      It's not even that hard tbdesu. Ghost people are made of paper, the outside fog can't kill you. The only threat is dense red fog, and the tedium of sneaking around holograms in the casino.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I went and played it again a few days ago. I do like the survival aspects to it, especially how it strips your gear and makes you scrounge for whatever you can find, but god damn I forgot how much the police pistol sucks dick. The accuracy is terrible, and you pull the hammer back on every shot despite it clearly having double action capability. You have to be lucky or thorough enough to hopefully find a better gun and enough ammo for that to matter before the big gauntlet of ghost people at the gala activation, or you're gonna have a bad time.
      Meanwhile all other weapon type builds aside from explosives have no shortage of great options right away with the holorifle, bear trap fist, etc.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The holo-rifle throats the Ghosts so hard that even if you put zero points into energy weapon, it's a ridiculous weapon. And the ghosts don't even scale that much.
        If they scaled so hard that the holo-rifle becomes ineffective, you probably already have 100 guns or melee or unarmed, so you could use the police pistol/automatic rifle, or spear, or beartrap fist.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know that, but the character I was playing as doesn't like energy weapons, and wouldn't use the one he was given after finding a traditional gun.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You got a bomb strapped around your neck dawg, if you're hardcore RP'ing you need to put aside the energy weapons ideals and learn to use this pump action, feed loaded energy rifle. It's literally just like a shotgun except you're plugging in microfusion cells.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            just get shotgun at the start of the game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      morons couldn't handle the miasma, or the bomb collar, or rationing their ammo and avoiding enemies, or understanding the story.

      Then they get mega-filtered by the gold in the vault and cheat to get it out, failing to understand the point of the DLC or the fact selling 2 bars takes all the NPC caps in the Mojave.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The real reward is the frick ton of pre-war money you can score from the DLC. Not even mentioning that you can get an additional 10k pre-war cash from gambling in the casino itself.
        Even with the shittiest of barter skill, that's 50k of caps from the Madre alone.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eeeeeeehhhh, DM is a clear case of good concept marred by execution
        >the miasma
        It's insufferable on Hardcore because it nonsensically drains your life all the time but doesn't kill you, so you just play the damn thing with 1 HP because you can't possibly keep using Stims.
        >or the bomb collar
        Can be super annoying with the invincible radioa
        >or rationing their ammo and avoiding enemies
        Not really a need once you recruit the crew

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >morons couldn't handle boring shit
        I didn't care about the characters, I didn't care about the story, I didn't care about the gold and didn't even try to take any. The only thing I wanted was to leave and let these idiots die however they wanted.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >or rationing their ammo and avoiding enemies
        Going into DM on a melee character was so much more fun than it had any right to be tbh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically had no problem with it. I was specced into rifleman, but the default revolver it gave you was still enough to murder literally every enemy that I came across. Either I was too good at the game or I got lucky, because the survival horror aspects didn't show up at all for me. Which just means the entire experience was a shitty linear version of the main game with annoying insta-kill radios.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY HECKIN RICKY AND MORTY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OWB released the same year as Portal 2. This was considered peak humor at the time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hand penises
      Nonsense. Fingers are tiny arms that grow out of your big arm.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's subtle storytelling that Klein, in his past life as a human, was a total fingering fetishest. You see,

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Owb is pretty grim actually

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >And really, when they were humans, they weren't really good humans

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Understatement of the century
          You're talking to a bunch of people who operated a death camp for POWs and forgot all about it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah sounds almost as bad as my advisor.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tell me why, anon

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just played it for the first time recently and it was pretty good, Zion has a very unique atmosphere compared to the rest of the game and Joshua is an interesting character. It just feels undercooked story-wise without enough meaningful choices, I really wish they'd made 2 big DLCs instead of the 4 shorter ones we got.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I shot the first savage I seen and I unknowingly fricked up my playthrough

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you made the right choice and exterminated all of the White Legs instead of running away from Zion like a pussy, you wouldn't want to disappoint Randall Clark would you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the best ending is letting salt upon wounds live because it makes Joshua feel better and the white legs get BTFO by the 80s anyways
      also I just learned that Joshua is the same age as Caesar, very weird honestly, he feels like he's in his late 30s to early 40s at most

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he feels like he's in his late 30s to early 40s at most
        So all this time, the secret to perfect skincare and youth was burning your entire skin.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and having a voice like Joshua's probably helps too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever, I let Joshua put a hole in General Gobblediasiatic or whatever that savage is called

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do i replay new vegas or fallout 4?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      New Vegas if you're into role playing and the hardcore modr. Fallout 4 if you just like shootin stuff and don't care about the worldbuilding beyond the aesthetic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        which has cooler mods?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Right now? Definitely New Vegas because the update to Fallout 4 has broken almost all mods. If you wanna mod F4, you'll need to revert to the previous release.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            can i mod pirated fallout 4 or do i need some big mod in order to get the other mods to work which has anti piracy security on it or something

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I would assume the old downloads will be outdated. Not to mention mods are constantly updating to different versions. Pirating it is probably useless.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed all of the F:NV DLC to be entirely honest with you OP
    >Dead Money
    Cool change of pace with an interesting setting and a handful of good characters
    >Honest Hearts
    Nice environmental design and a simple if enjoyable FPS experience. A couple of interesting decisions to be made and the Sneering Imperalist perk was great
    >Old World Blues
    Mildly amusing little romp with a decent enemy variety and cool equipment
    >Lonesome Road
    Unironically kino

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone noticed that NV's DLCs follow the same trajectory as FO3s?
    >Dead Money/Operation Anchorage - short, linear storyline with OP rewards
    >Honest Hearts/The Pitt - slightly more open world but still linear
    >Old World Blues/Point Lookout - big open world fighting against le brains
    > Lonesome Road/Operation Zeta - pure linear feces

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      interesting

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's boring but at least it's huh well boring so you don't stress about shit unlike in the other dlc

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The location, atmosphere, characters, and conflict are all great.
    The quests themselves suck ass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      personally I had nothing to hate about them. it's the same as new vegas base game itself, except this atleast had the decency to tell you to visit 3 locations and then report to Graham or Daniel, instead of doing it 1 at a time like being a b***h boy for House.
      the whole game is a fricking fetch quest. what makes Honest Hearts great, is if you had the self-autonomy enough to visit the 'taboo' caves and learn more about the Father in the Caves.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Burns on every inch of his body
    >But the flames totally missed his eyes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      generally when people get seriously burned, their armpits, eyes and groin are untouched since youll instinctively cover your face and close your legs

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play Old World Blues
    It better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's good but it's not better

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i remember people b***hing about saves not working or some shit on the ps3 version, am i schizophrenic?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You might be schizophrenic but not because of this.
      Yes, the amount of save-bloat could pretty much become higher than the console's shit memory.
      So the longer you play, the more resource hungry it gets. Because of this the game would get to a point of a soft lock on the PS3 version.
      PC users at the time still had that problem, but even Vanilla had like 2GB of available memory (that can be modded to 4GB) while the PS3 had 256MB or some shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've played it recently. Game shits the bed long before save bloat. Random drops to 1 fps until you fast travel, literal slowdown like when you emulate games and random crashes. It's honestly comical how bad it is. I recommend playing it.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best Fallout work in the entire series.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LR was the shittiest.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're literally forced to launch a nuke, no matter how smart you are. Complete shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        YOU COULD'VE TURNED BACK ANY TIME,
        C O U R I E R

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cannot overstate how much I hate this railroaded shit. Thought Obsidian was better than that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You're literally forced to launch a nuke
        You absolutely cancel the missile launch. You need to sacrifice ED-E to do it, but still.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think that anon was referring to the Ashton silo control station and being forced to launch a nuke at the Courier's Mile to continue the main quest.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gr8 b8

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Combat wise this was the most fun one, and I also I loved the gritty desert atmosphere with the fricked up infrastructure everywhere.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. Questionable story, but it's a nice place to finally dump all the ammo you've been saving for the whole game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The cargo-cult, tribal aspects of Fallout are its best parts.
      I wish any of them focused more on it, groups of people picking up fragmented pieces of old culture and forming something new. The NCR is subject to it, the Legion is more explicitly, the Followers, Brotherhood, etc. Even in you're seeing the start of another.
      It's present in all the games but it's not really explored outside of Honest Hearts, even thing it's not even the main theme of it.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You always have family, and your family always has tribe.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2 side quests
    >that's the whole dlc
    >horrible resolution
    >barely anything going on
    >iconic bandage guy has 3 lines of dialogue
    >everyone takes their clothes off for you at the end

    It's a real shame because the area looks so cool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they also give you a scripture but...you can't read it, it's just a junk item that sits in your inventory or a footlocker until you replay the DLC and say "oh right that thing was in the box too"
      I could never do Follow's Chalk quest, the bighorner I need to look for always seem to be in a spot that's never intuitive to look at.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i made the mistake of playing old world blues first. it was so bad i had to uninstall and i was in a 100 hours playthough already.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I only played through Dead Money then gave up on the game. Fallout definitely has its place if you want to explore but none of the writing has ever done much for me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember buying Dead Money at launch, and immediately (and I mean IMMEDIATELY) quitting it and New Vegas altogether.
      I played through it in the past month and ended up really liking it. I'd rank the DLCs in the orders they were released, with Lonesome Road being the worst. Basically, DM > HH > OWB > LR. But I might put HH above DM.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Correct. It takes 2 hours max, is basically just red rocks everywhere, and all the human enemies are shitty savages. Unironically the best character in the entire DLC doesn't even appear in person.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But he's the best character in the entire Fallout story, so it's worth buying the DLC just to learn about him

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You could also just read his diary entries on the wiki or something. Graham is also a great character, but he's not in it very much. Instead, you're forced to use two really shitty companions for 98% of the DLC.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Follows-Chalk is not shitty at all. Frick you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All melee companions are completely fricking worthless unless you're doing a melee or unarmed run. He is more likable than the girl, I grant you, but he's still a savage and I'm a sneering imperialist.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Follows-Chalk is not a melee companion. He uses a 45 acp and is an effective user of a hunting rifle if you give it to him.
              The Sorrows girl is a fist user and she sucks, ass, I agree. But not Follows-Chalk. Your complaint should be, they gave you the best companion at the start, instead of the end. Bro is an awesome character.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've never given any companion a weapon. I replayed HH pretty recently, but I was doing a totally unique and zany stealth sniper run so everyone died before they reached me. I though he used a club most of the time, but I guess I was mistaken.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Naw, homie is a New Canaanite through and through. His default is a M1911 pistol.
                I even ran into problems where Graham wouldn't stop using his pistol as a whipping stick. Never saw him fire the damn thing. Just running up to tribals to bash them. I tried giving him instructions to go ranged, too. Didn't matter.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          'luv Waking Cloud
          simple as

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are people who unironically sympathize with Daniel.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are also people who chose Chloe over Arcadia Bay or Jane over Kenny. The world is filled with shitters with objectively incorrect opinions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If we lived in a perfect world the trek to Zion would’ve been longer with the player bonding with the other caravan members, and fighting raider warlords or whoever the frick Jed mentioned. And there would’ve been more quests to do for the Sorrows and Dead Horses, as well as more shit to explore and interact with.
      HH is just too short, but still sweet I guess. I like the idea of scavenging around National Park buildings, caves, and some cool connections to the base game with Vault 22, but it’s just a bit too barebones for me to truly praise it. I still enjoy it, like every other NV dlc, but it left me wanting more

      I sympathize with him, especially because Randall Clark also cherished the innocence of the natives, but I will always choose to side with Joshua and exterminate the White Legs because fighting for your home and people is the right thing to do.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel all the drama about some Tribals learning to defend themselves was sorta Dumb. Joshua was alright tho. The father in the caves story was excellent as well.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all that drama stemmed from daniel, the pacifist missionary who just wanted to flee zion and let the white-legs rape zion.
      all it takes for the best ending is to side with graham, and then spare the leader, salt-upon-wounds.
      you don't spare him because he deserves to be spared, but just to teach graham and the tribes a modicum of mercy. you know they're doomed even if they flee the canyon, so exterminating them is just feeding graham's lust for violence.
      by letting general gobblediasiatic go, graham learns the slightest bit of mercy, and is one significant step closer to atoning for his sins of the past that weights heavily on his soul, without becoming closer to the tribal legate he once was. and the dead horses and the sorrows don't forgo mercy enough that they develop friction between each other later on down the road.
      rout your enemy from zion, and let them reap the consequences on their own.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just don't understand why Sawyer thought anyone would see the Daniel's point.
        The preservation of the Sorrow's innocence and the aiming for a higher morality that avoids violence is a beautiful goal, but just in the short term.
        The New Canaanites aren't gonna stick around to shepherd them for the rest of their lives, so they're bound to stumble upon conflict at some point or the other.
        And defending Zion is more than fighting over a piece of land. The park is their home. Their identity arose from the place, they're tied to it like they're tied to anything in their culture

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah absolutely. Randall Clark never meant to be revered as a god known as the father in the caves, but he would 200% not see Daniel as the right way to go, even though he says that witnessing the innocence of the children who would eventually become the Sorrows was one of the greatest gifts he ever received since the end of the world.
          The wasteland is simply not a place to preserve innocence and be a pushover faction. It actually pisses me off that Daniel wants to preserve their innocence so hard, that he would advise them to flee Zion and let the White-Legs rape shit and rule house and ruin the land. Randall said as much that he wanted the children who would become the Sorrows, to strike back against any aggressors with vengeance if they threatened their home in Zion. Daniel knows absolutely fricking nothing.
          I don't know if Sawyer intended him to be an equal choice to Graham. But I recall that Randall Clark's story was written by someone else. And after reading the survivalist's story, most players would much rather side with Graham. Sawyer merely said that was an interesting and unintended thing, that the ideals of the survivalist aligned so much with Graham.
          Like said before, Graham still needs one small lesson from the Courier, that gets passed on to the Dead Horses and the Sorrows. Just kill 'em enough to get them to frick off from Zion. General Gobblediasiatic was on his knees surrounded by dead brethren. He didn't deserve mercy from anybody. But choosing to spare him just introduces the concept of sparing a defeated foe to Joshua and the tribes. They both get better endings for it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Like said before, Graham still needs one small lesson from the Courier, that gets passed on to the Dead Horses and the Sorrows. Just kill 'em enough to get them to frick off from Zion. General Gobblediasiatic was on his knees surrounded by dead brethren. He didn't deserve mercy from anybody. But choosing to spare him just introduces the concept of sparing a defeated foe to Joshua and the tribes. They both get better endings for it.
            As the old saying goes: Kill them because you have to, but spare them if you can.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't play the others.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE ONE DLC WHERE YOU CAN KILL THE MAIN CHARACTERS FREELY AND THE GAME TRUSTS YOU TO JUST PLAY ALONG AS OPPOSED TO FORCING YOU.
    That doesn't make it perfect, but thats a quality I like.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's been a gift to me, at the end of it all, to behold innocence

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick does John Gonzales goes from writing such timeless kino to the white noise that is Horizon Zero Dawn

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They Sonyfied his story

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A good writer doesn't have to put his soul into every piece of shit he writes
        It's a classic story when actually good writers start writing complete shit because they don't give a frick

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only decent NV DLC was Dead Money and even that's being generous.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder to take the Augustus Courier/Pax Legio pill

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do Romeaboos like the Legion if the NCR is actually more like actual ancient Rome

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NCR doesnt have the right aesthetics also theyre technically democratic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who do you think invented democracy?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Athenians

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Greeks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The point of the Legion in NV is Caesar is aware they're more like a roaving horde rather than something like Rome, he needs to score a great and defining victory at Hoover Dam and settle Rome (vegas) to centralise his empire around and build proper civilisation from there.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SINCLAIR?????

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Honest Hearts the most out of all the DLCs. The series has kinda disappeared up its own butthole with big events and high drama
    Honest Hearts is a reflection on what the world would be like after the bombs: primitive, innocent (as a certain sociologist might say, "in the state of nature") and thriving in equilibrium with its environment. It even models two hundred years of linguistic evolution (didn't happen in the Wasteland because they are constantly exposed to pre-war recordings).
    It is somewhat amusing that you can point out to Daniel that the Sorrows don't care about his teachings at all. I liked that you could convert your character though, my neutral karma Courier was profoundly moved by the idea that being kind was a thing people could aspire to rather than fight for survival

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldnt say its shit but its probably the least memorable of the dlc including 3's

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish them well. It's been a gift to me, at the end of it all, to behold innocence.

    Goodbye, Zion.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked old world blues because it's funny.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would piss in the sink so hard

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >80s tribe are hinted throughout the dlc constantly
    >extremely powerful and brutal highwaymen known for using motocycles
    >they BTFO the white legs in the ending
    >never get to see them in the DLC
    Shame, it’s the closest thing to Lord Humungous’ gang in Fallout.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It wouldn't work without functional vehicles, something only an autistic Ukrainian was able to do over a decade after the game came out.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whole thing was too short

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    non faction flagged ranger armor

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't do HH after OWB like I did, holy shit what a plummet in difficulty, nothing in that canyon even has more than a lick of armor

    And then ALL the characters frick off the moment you finish it, so its just savage morons wandering around and wildlife. Definitely feels rushed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Definitely feels rushed
      The literal loot chest at the end is one of the more bizarre and gamey things in New Vegas. It's like they realised you don't actually get any kind of reward throughout the entire DLC at the last minute of development and just dumped every unique item on you at once.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They did the same thing with lonesome road iirc. Old glory, ulysses duster, and the couriers duster are put in a box after u leave the divide

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could always be worse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      qrd?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Entire thing is rewritten to be about a gay legate looking for his lost lover. All voice acting is also redone, Graham sounds like a teenager trying to be quiet while his parents are asleep. Truly a blight on this game's modding scene but the worst part is, the dev whole-heartedly believes his version is better than the original.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's an immortal little girl inside a cave too
          The one idea that he had that was solid was replacing the White Legs with the Legion and letting you join them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The tweeest is... butt fricking!!!!1!!
      Weird that it happened twice

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i was so disappointed when it was just that he wasn't cucking his friend but in a gay poly and the girl wasn't into it.
        pirates btw

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It literally ruined the show
          >Ohh, but you can't say that. It's still well written, and the love story of Thomas and Flint is just a small...
          No, it ruined the show. It's a pirate show, guys watch it. They watch it for the boats and the violence and the shanties. No guy would want to see a show whose main plot revolves around gays, they wouldn't wanna discuss it either

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >just a small...
            it's not even small. it's the main background plot that drives the main plot.
            gay sea homies.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That and Maxine made me drop the show

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's shit, Joshua is pretty cool, Dead Money is still the most unique fallout expansion just because it flips the whole game on it's head and you have to play differently

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno why the DLC was so short when the other three big DLCs are padded like crazy. Like the DLC was way too easy and the quests are really quick to finish. Maybe the development for it was cut short?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was probably designed during the 18 months of dev or shortly after, idk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sawyer mentions making it deliberately bare bones because he knew they wouldn't have much time to make it
      Which yeah, it's weird when the other DLCs are so big

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh and all the DLCs let you go back to the Mohave even while over your carry limit, even Dead Money with its whole 'letting go' theme actually let me walk out the gate carrying over a thousand pounds in weapons, gold bars and random junk

    I guess my character trekked the whole multi-week journey back from Zion horrifically overburdened with fire axes and tommy guns?

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