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Coral Crown or I'm Gonna Claw Out Your Eyes (and Drown You to Death)? Choose wisely.
Both good, prefer I'm Gonna Claw because it's a bit faster, suits the gameplay more
The sheer seething makes claw feel better to win against
Smite Scylla is better.
I know they're all about making everyone hideous but this is pushing it
She's monster ugly though, not forced diversity ugly.
>body has barely any visible female traits
>femininity conveyed through strong make up and tentacle "clothes"
It might as well be a man pretending to be a woman, it's very much a modern politically correct slop design
Obsessed
YWNBAW
You are fricking insane
>sees a sea monster
>immediately thinks of identity politics
You'd have a point complaining about chaos, but the truth is, you probably don't even know what I'm talking about
Scylla is not supposed to look like a female human at all. It's also enormous and has multiple heads. Deal with it.
she doesn't even resemble scylla, where's the dog heads?
So does the game have alternate boss fights with the pact of pain like the first game? I've seen a little variation for the bosses, like Hecate changes up what her big attack is while invulnerable, the Sirens have featured artists, and Polyphemus summons different types of sheep, but nothing too crazy and the Oath 9f the Unseen doesn't have a boss option.
Probably hasn’t been added yet. When was Extreme Measures added to the first game?
I'm sick of the fact that these homosexuals can't just hire more VAs so what we're left with are a handful of actors that are great doing one or two voices a pop and then a whole bunch of talentless homosexuals who do nothing but the shittiest most immersion-shattering horrible accents. You can't even begin to think about the reddit dialogue, the accents are that bad.
her voice sounded so soulless and forced like the VA was breathing into the mic.
>right, GALS?
I thought the voice being forced was intentional. The "right gals?" has an almost ironic, toxic sound to it, I actually like it a lot
>shitty design
>shitty lines
>shitty song lyrics
>a fricking rock band in greek myth
disgusting
>>a fricking rock band in greek myth
They don't care about greek myth, they want to replace it with whatever this dogshit is
Yeah bro, remember when in the Myth there was this dude named Kratos that ripped all the gods to shreds?
They didn't fricking care about greek myth, they wanted to replace it with whatever that dogshit was
I swear you fricking outrage baiting newshits act like it's your first time ever seeing a game taking elements from classical era myths and completely remaking them.
god of war was always ass bro i don't know where you're getting
>Come oh sailors hear my music
>Echoing through sea and cove
>Bring your hull into my harbor
>Join the teeming wrecks below
>Down down
>King of bones with a coral crown
>Drown drown
>Save your breath 'cause tonight you're gonna drown
>Gods and witches cannot tame me curses are my endless muse
>All who hear me, prince or pauper this shall be their final cruise
>Down down
>King of bones with a coral crown
>Drown drown
>Save your breath 'cause tonight you're gonna drown
>Come to me my tasty morsels
>Always room for more
>More more
>Make yourself at home my darling
>Take a dip and stay awhile
>Down down
>King of bones
>With a coral crown
>Drown drown
>Save your breath 'cause tonight you're gonna drown
Inwas astounded hownbad the song is seriously if your going to make a music boss make the fricking music good
>Fat fingers can't hit space without hitting the N key
LOL
>Bring your hull into my harbor
Hot
>expect some siren song
>hear the fricking electric guitars
For me it's Sightless Shepherd, the mix of electronic/jazz/sax etc is amazing.
Man that's bad. In general I'm not a fan of how modern music has a higher focus on rhythm than melody or anything else.
Her fight reminded me of when they made good games, like Transistor, instead of lazy roguelikes.
>waaaaaaah Hades is a very serious and realistic game why do you put electric guitars and music in my very highly realistic totally authentic greek myth game waaaah
The music sounds like dogshit, sorry bro
>moving the goalpost
There is no goalpost, the music is laughably shit.
>he doubles down
Ok, keep pretending to be moronic.
I don't like this prom rock type dogshit so i'm afraid i'm not the moronic one here leftiebro
Tough i gotta say it's really funny how much you're seething over people shitting on that garbage song you keep posting, and we didin't even touch the lyrics!
>he keeps pretending to be moronic
Also absolutely seething about shit nobody asked lmao
how dare you imply the greeks did not have elctricity archemedes invented volts and then gave them to mighty zeus who use them to power electric guitar for fish joker who filtered me from the fields of frick once again with that rolling barage aoe bullshit
>"Selene, invoke NTR."
Why do muricans ALWAYS fill other cultures' mythologies with Black folk and trannies when they represent them? seems pretty disrespectful to completely disregard their roots and try to infect them with your rot instead
What does any of that have to do with sea monsters?
how about you make your own game about greek mythology, Stavros?
oh wait you're too busy being a lazy frick lmao no wonder Erdogan fricks with you at every opportunity
omg it migu
>mostly the only good tracks are the ones that copy hades 1's melodies like tartarus and main theme
>the only other good track is chronos bossfight
supergiant is becoming sovless in real time
why did they make her look like miku
>broo what if scylla was a pop singer
Cringe.
>best boss in the game, only good boss in the main route
>best and least boring character in the game
>most personality in the game
>only remarkably great ost in the game that isnt just a motif carried over from hades 1
kneel
>TIME for you to go
Frick you granddad, and frick your puns.
>WATCH your words, girl
>back for SECONDS?
>you won't last a MINUTE
>Dad joke: the final boss
>Ganker - Ganker refugees
>ugh this isn't how the myth portrays this mythical being
>she should be a tranime girl singing jpop now that is mythologically accurate
Borrowing names =/= representation
nips like to borrow names from western mythologies, Hades devs claim their games "feature the Greek pantheon"
nips literally make their ancient greek gods tranime bawds and himbos that look indistinguishable from the rest of the tranime slop
at least hades devs try to spice it up
Why is she called a Siren if she's a scylla, something closer to a squid/octopus?
Mel brings that up. Scylla sorta waffles about for a second before basically going "Frick you die'. It's one of the early interactions so I don't remember the exact line.