>There are boomers here in this board that would want to frick the 3 on the left back in their days and those polygonal boobies made them erect like diamonds
TOPKEST KEK
It was more of the old promo art. Imagine a horny teenager who wanks every day at everything and opening a video game magazine and seeing Lara in a suggestive pose with a suggestive smile.
I explicitly remember one in which she's bending towards the camera showing off her huge boobs, while smiling
>durr why did you find boobies hot?
breasts were a lot more amazing when you had to use your imagination to picture what they'd look like naked, than being able to fry your brain with pornhub in an instant. trannies fans wouldnt understand
>reboot series >20 years later everyone is saying UGH CAN'T ENJOY 2020s SERIES ANYMORE >have to reboot it again to cull the new troubling elements
Genius!
>updating the messages and tone for modern audiences
I decide to use AI novel generator to quickly write adult fanfics for bros, but AI was keep adding "advice messages". >Stacy worked as a stripper, but she quit and become a good lady.
I don't need such messages. I just need generate fcking ero novel.
It means "we don't really care about this property enough to actually sit down and figure what it's about, we're just gonna take the name and a couple of the more prominent surface level details and then just make our own thing, if you complain about it contradicting established lore you're an incel and a nazi", see: the Halo show, the Resident Evil show (the live action one with black Wesker), the new Velma HBO show.
Mainframe is the city inside a computer. The city is divided into six sectors. Baudway, Kits, Floating Point Park, Beverly Hills, Wall Street, and Giedi Prime, also known as G-Prime. Each of these sectors also contains several subsectors averaging the size of a Game Cube. In the center of the city is the Principal Office, the city's operating and command center.
Mainframe used to have a Twin City connected to it by the Gilded Gate Bridge. The Twin City was nearly the same size as Mainframe itself. This city was destroyed by an explosion caused by the virus Gigabyte when he damaged Welman Matrix's Gateway Command. All that is left of the twin city is a small island called Lost Angles, connected to Mainframe by a twisted bridge and ruled by the chaotic virus Hexadecimal.
remember how journos try to convince you that DmC DmC was better than the original, and that if you liked the originals you were a bad person stuck in the past, and you should stop crying? that's reboot culture.
its basically shitting on the old fans to bring in the new vocal minority fans that screech about the boogeyman that turns out they dont actually engage in the said product resulting in a flop and bankruptcy that closes the studio.
Reboot culture is some stupid phrase that the hack writer came up with in this shitty tabloid that anon took a screenshot of. She never said it and it's not a quote.
I like Phoebe but I've only ever liked her work in Fleabag. Ever since Killing Eve where she was supposed to be this force of writing she's gotten a lot of publicity but she left that dumpster fire long before its 5 seasons of dud.
>no i'm totally not against big breasts in general, i'm just saying it's highly unrealistic to have big breasts as an adventurer who explores ancient ruins and fights against dinosaurs and supernatural beings!
lol
lmao even.
who is that c**t trying to fool and who are these journo gays trying to gaslight?
>so, in the first game you go into a bunch of ruins of ancient civilisations to find out the pieces of a power core for fricking atlantis which is actually a factory for genetically engineered warriors >ok >in the second game you travel around the world looking for a key to a massive temple under the wall of china, which houses a magic dagger that can turn someone into a dragon, and also some kind of bizarre dimension with island of floating jade >ok >in the third game you go around the entire world searching for meteorite statuettes that have a pattern of making people lose their minds or disfiguring them BUT can turn people into god-like beings if all of them are brought together to the meteorite crater under antarctica >ok >in the fourth game you clash against your former mentor who has been possessed by set so you gotta run around egypt searching for horus's armor, summoning him is the only chance you'll ever have to stopping a literal egyptian god walking the earth >ok >also the protag has large breasts >AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S UNREALISTIC FEMINISMMAN HELP ME
[...]
Reboot culture is some stupid phrase that the hack writer came up with in this shitty tabloid that anon took a screenshot of. She never said it and it's not a quote.
I like Phoebe but I've only ever liked her work in Fleabag. Ever since Killing Eve where she was supposed to be this force of writing she's gotten a lot of publicity but she left that dumpster fire long before its 5 seasons of dud.
and i'm one of the 85%
there was a massive sale on the entire TR series including all the classics plus Anniversary/Legend/Underworld, so i just went ahead and got the whole collection
unfortunately that also includes the dogshit nu-TR games which i have never touched, and will never intend to
>I dont care >mocking the concept of voting with your wallet
I'd call your apathy disgusting but I'm sure you don't care about that either.
9 months ago
Anonymous
correct, the entire gaming industry has been in an irredeemable fricking dogshit state for years and i would rather save my own money than participate in your pointless activism against the overwhelming moronic masses you have no chance of winning against as more and more cancerous practices become the norm like live service single player games and gachashit
i really don't give a shit anymore, let the entire industry crash and burn
9 months ago
Anonymous
I agree with absolutely every single thing you just said but I am completely flabbergasted as to how you came to the conclusion that paying for games that no longer benefit the original devs and more likely than not directly finances some israelite publisher is a fitting course of action.
9 months ago
Anonymous
You can't argue with steam discount paypiggies.
They see a big percentage and they just buy it, doesn't fricking matter 90% of the bundle is garbage they'll never touch - especially in this case most of the shit in this bundle is skins for the game they literally said they have no interest in touching.
9 months ago
Anonymous
So this is how people have libraries with thousands upon thousands of unplayed games. Can't hate the player, thats a brilliant business strategy for exploiting low impulse control morons.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>1 of 54 items from this bundle are already in your library.
Bro?
9 months ago
Anonymous
What?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Piracy is a convenience problem. If you can get cheap service that just works, it's simple. Voting with your vallet is true, that's why FIFA brings EA $800M yearly.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I refuse to buy digital because I am still mad at it for murdering physical and all the cool shit that came with it, and I will never stop being mad.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I share the sentiment, the problem is that even physical comes out unfinished and needs day one patches to be playable so we are fricked. I used to be a console physical only guy but I recently built my own PC and became a Steam enjoyer. It's over. You can shake your fists against the corporate overlords but sadly they won. The way I look at it if your game is not on Steam but your proprietary store, you don't want me to play your game. When Gabe Newell dies, PC gaming will be eternally fricked too because either his cuck son will run it to the ground, or some board will.
9 months ago
Anonymous
You know that before Steam became big, PC games had really cool physical releases too, right? I still have my full sized folding map of the world from Might and Magic VI somewhere.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah I still own my PC physical copies from 20 years ago. How does it change anything I've said? People are not buying physical copies. Digital is winning. And corporations found good quarterly report glitch in the form of day one patches.
i gave it a shot for like $2 and i just dont fricking like on-rails Uncharted games, which is what it is. and now if they're rebooting the reboot i can only imagine how low it goes.
Are you implying you can't make colourful environments in UE5? I don't even understand what this image is trying to say, since they aren't the same map
you can replicate the exact setting and gameplay from the top picture in ue5 you mouth breather, of course they'll showcase the graphical fidelity to promote their engine
>colour
First, frick you. Second, MOAR COUOULOUOUOUOURZ doesn't equate to better visuals. Alien has muted colors, but looks infinitely better than the color vomit that is a Michael Bay Transformers movie.
>doing the best you can with a handful of colored blocks vs having every opportunity and still creating middling slop with shit post processing meme effects like lens flares
so it's finally done...the thread is dead. I leave this last stamp. This last statement, as evidenced of my equivocal victory. I won. I am right. There is no more argument. No counter, that can challenge me. I have finished it.
Who cares. Make Lara a black fat middle aged woman that wouldn't be able to climb a small rock in real life if you want. I don't give a shit. There's no rule that says I have to keep consooming shit from a franchise forever.
It's time to finally admit it Ganker. Nu-Lara is here to stay and if the series is to prosper, we must accept Nu-Lara and her horse frickery as whole in our hearts and minds and recognize her as the true successor of boomer Lara. Only then we can progress further and reach new heights. Any attempts to restrain Nu-Lara will only stifle any possible discussion we can have about the series. We must acknowledge her presence, only then we can change the course of direction this franchise is headed towards.
It's time for me to admit it: I want to marry and impregnate Rise Lara
I'd rather her leave tomb raiding to professionals and enter the porn industry. Also she should stop stealing famous archaeologists names.
Listen Chuds, If this in-fighting doesn't stop Lara will become so pozzed, It will make Nu-Lara look wholesome and nostalgic.
Sticking heads in the sand is not the best option right now.
>People associate Lara Croft more with taking horse wiener than her fighting minotaurs
These leftards don't see the full fricking picture they're so focused on their little culture war we could've had her takijg minotaur wiener by now if they had left it alone if they would have let fans get what they wanted from the start they fricked it
HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA
THIS LARA TAKES 20 INCH BLACK HORSE wiener LARA TAKES 20 INCH BLACK HORSE wiener LARA TAKES 20 INCH BLACK HORSE wiener LARA TAKES 20 INCH BLACK HORSE wiener LARA TAKES 20 INCH BLACK HORSE wiener
Tomb Raider as a series has died in popularity because the games play it too safe, there is nothing controversial about them. So there is not much discussion about them Also being single player games puts them at a disadvantage.
To this problem I have a solution. Lara Croft in the new game should have a horse as a companion that she can get romantically involved with and also have fully animated horse sex scenes. This will push Tomb Raider in the mainstream so hard it will shatter the galaxy.
Just look at Baldur's gate 3 and how well it worked for them.
I think nu-Lara is hot but the problem is she sucks in her own stories now. She's all unsure of herself and afraid and getting wounded all the time in cutscenes and dialogue but in gameplay she's the fricking Predator, murdering hundreds of goons like it's nothing. Sneaking around and killing them with arrows, viciously stabbing them, gunning them down by the hundreds.
They should lean into the gameplay. Make her a badass, callous killer adventurer who's out to loot third world countries' artifacts. Then she'd be badass again, less boring and still hot
the widescreen patch doesn't fricking work, probably because the game is in fr*nch
like hell i'm reinstalling this shit now that's actually working though
Anniversary if only because of the "hey remember this room? from the classic TR?" nostalgia.
Atlantis is a travesty, however, so ready yourself for that.
Lara's Tomb Raider 1 model was optimized for the Sega Saturn hardware, as the Saturn was the lead development console for the OG Tomb Raider. Because the Sega Saturn works with quadrilaterals and not triangles, it was easier to make the Saturn model first and just export it to the other platforms. But after Sony money hatted Core into making Tomb Raider a console exclusive for the PS1, the PS1 became the lead development console for Tomb Raider 2 to The last Revelations. So the TR2 model was less chunky.
Series needs to go back to a stylized realism style and focus on making the gameplay fun and interesting instead of genderbent Uncharted. Make it like a Metroid Prime game but with TPS gameplay with cool movement mechanics
my ancestor 🙂
kino
now post the image that compares the breasts
>There are boomers here in this board that would want to frick the 3 on the left back in their days and those polygonal boobies made them erect like diamonds
TOPKEST KEK
Unironically true, i remember searching for lara croft nudes on Lycos.
Just give me a nude raider patch, bro
I'll manipulate the camera into the corner to zoom in
Pyramid breasts
thats the reason
It was more of the old promo art. Imagine a horny teenager who wanks every day at everything and opening a video game magazine and seeing Lara in a suggestive pose with a suggestive smile.
I explicitly remember one in which she's bending towards the camera showing off her huge boobs, while smiling
"suggestive"? videogame magazine?? my TR3 CD case's cover is literally a render of her bare ass naked with her massive breasts against a pink bedcloth
>durr why did you find boobies hot?
breasts were a lot more amazing when you had to use your imagination to picture what they'd look like naked, than being able to fry your brain with pornhub in an instant. trannies fans wouldnt understand
>acting like zoomers aren't cooming to blockgame
c'mon now
Only 3 of these games are good though. The rest is basically reboot TR with worse mechanics but bimbo Lara at least
I require more polygons.
I require horsewiener.
>only gets better looking
perfect
Moments before disaster…
What the frick is "reboot culture"?
rebooting an existing series and fixing all the problematic elements as well as updating the messages and tone for modern audiences
>reboot series
>20 years later everyone is saying UGH CAN'T ENJOY 2020s SERIES ANYMORE
>have to reboot it again to cull the new troubling elements
Genius!
>updating the messages and tone for modern audiences
I decide to use AI novel generator to quickly write adult fanfics for bros, but AI was keep adding "advice messages".
>Stacy worked as a stripper, but she quit and become a good lady.
I don't need such messages. I just need generate fcking ero novel.
It means "we don't really care about this property enough to actually sit down and figure what it's about, we're just gonna take the name and a couple of the more prominent surface level details and then just make our own thing, if you complain about it contradicting established lore you're an incel and a nazi", see: the Halo show, the Resident Evil show (the live action one with black Wesker), the new Velma HBO show.
>this is my definition of a word some clickbaiter made up
His definition reflects the reality of reboots so him > you (she/her)
Mainframe is the city inside a computer. The city is divided into six sectors. Baudway, Kits, Floating Point Park, Beverly Hills, Wall Street, and Giedi Prime, also known as G-Prime. Each of these sectors also contains several subsectors averaging the size of a Game Cube. In the center of the city is the Principal Office, the city's operating and command center.
Mainframe used to have a Twin City connected to it by the Gilded Gate Bridge. The Twin City was nearly the same size as Mainframe itself. This city was destroyed by an explosion caused by the virus Gigabyte when he damaged Welman Matrix's Gateway Command. All that is left of the twin city is a small island called Lost Angles, connected to Mainframe by a twisted bridge and ruled by the chaotic virus Hexadecimal.
>and I cum from da net
It's where a megacorporation destroys one of their IPs and attacks and alienates their core fanbase.
remember how journos try to convince you that DmC DmC was better than the original, and that if you liked the originals you were a bad person stuck in the past, and you should stop crying? that's reboot culture.
Because making new stuff up and build a fanbase takes, skill, money and time. They don't have 2 of these.
its basically shitting on the old fans to bring in the new vocal minority fans that screech about the boogeyman that turns out they dont actually engage in the said product resulting in a flop and bankruptcy that closes the studio.
Taking everything good about a popular piece of media and then corrupting it to suit your agenda.
Pic related is Asian Mary sue dooming her planet in the halo universe by blowing up the space elevator with one bullet from a MA5B assault rifle.
short for lack of making new things.
modern day devs are creatively bankrupt.
Reboot culture is some stupid phrase that the hack writer came up with in this shitty tabloid that anon took a screenshot of. She never said it and it's not a quote.
I like Phoebe but I've only ever liked her work in Fleabag. Ever since Killing Eve where she was supposed to be this force of writing she's gotten a lot of publicity but she left that dumpster fire long before its 5 seasons of dud.
>Solo
>007: No Time to Die
>Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
She is brand cancer.
https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-50331077
>go on just put one more polygon in her baps, make them just a little bit round
>no
>no i'm totally not against big breasts in general, i'm just saying it's highly unrealistic to have big breasts as an adventurer who explores ancient ruins and fights against dinosaurs and supernatural beings!
lol
lmao even.
who is that c**t trying to fool and who are these journo gays trying to gaslight?
>so, in the first game you go into a bunch of ruins of ancient civilisations to find out the pieces of a power core for fricking atlantis which is actually a factory for genetically engineered warriors
>ok
>in the second game you travel around the world looking for a key to a massive temple under the wall of china, which houses a magic dagger that can turn someone into a dragon, and also some kind of bizarre dimension with island of floating jade
>ok
>in the third game you go around the entire world searching for meteorite statuettes that have a pattern of making people lose their minds or disfiguring them BUT can turn people into god-like beings if all of them are brought together to the meteorite crater under antarctica
>ok
>in the fourth game you clash against your former mentor who has been possessed by set so you gotta run around egypt searching for horus's armor, summoning him is the only chance you'll ever have to stopping a literal egyptian god walking the earth
>ok
>also the protag has large breasts
>AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S UNREALISTIC FEMINISMMAN HELP ME
more!
That fricking mole.
Source:
https://www.cbr.com/tomb-raider-phoebe-waller-bridge-lean-into-reboot-culture/
Source’s Source:
https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2023/06/phoebe-waller-bridge-on-her-surreal-journey-from-fleabag-to-indiana-jones
She's one of the ugliest women in entertainment.
I will never forgive bongland for cursing everyone with this prostitute's presence.
>game made tens of millions in revenue
>less than 15% of players on Steam have the achievement for reaching the first campfire
this industry is doomed
and i'm one of the 85%
there was a massive sale on the entire TR series including all the classics plus Anniversary/Legend/Underworld, so i just went ahead and got the whole collection
unfortunately that also includes the dogshit nu-TR games which i have never touched, and will never intend to
>see steaming hot garbage
>buy it anyway
None of your cash went to the original developers and now the games are locked to a DRM platform, kudos to you moron
don't care
it was cheaper to buy the whole collection than a single one of those games individually
>I dont care
>mocking the concept of voting with your wallet
I'd call your apathy disgusting but I'm sure you don't care about that either.
correct, the entire gaming industry has been in an irredeemable fricking dogshit state for years and i would rather save my own money than participate in your pointless activism against the overwhelming moronic masses you have no chance of winning against as more and more cancerous practices become the norm like live service single player games and gachashit
i really don't give a shit anymore, let the entire industry crash and burn
I agree with absolutely every single thing you just said but I am completely flabbergasted as to how you came to the conclusion that paying for games that no longer benefit the original devs and more likely than not directly finances some israelite publisher is a fitting course of action.
You can't argue with steam discount paypiggies.
They see a big percentage and they just buy it, doesn't fricking matter 90% of the bundle is garbage they'll never touch - especially in this case most of the shit in this bundle is skins for the game they literally said they have no interest in touching.
So this is how people have libraries with thousands upon thousands of unplayed games. Can't hate the player, thats a brilliant business strategy for exploiting low impulse control morons.
>1 of 54 items from this bundle are already in your library.
Bro?
What?
Piracy is a convenience problem. If you can get cheap service that just works, it's simple. Voting with your vallet is true, that's why FIFA brings EA $800M yearly.
I refuse to buy digital because I am still mad at it for murdering physical and all the cool shit that came with it, and I will never stop being mad.
I share the sentiment, the problem is that even physical comes out unfinished and needs day one patches to be playable so we are fricked. I used to be a console physical only guy but I recently built my own PC and became a Steam enjoyer. It's over. You can shake your fists against the corporate overlords but sadly they won. The way I look at it if your game is not on Steam but your proprietary store, you don't want me to play your game. When Gabe Newell dies, PC gaming will be eternally fricked too because either his cuck son will run it to the ground, or some board will.
You know that before Steam became big, PC games had really cool physical releases too, right? I still have my full sized folding map of the world from Might and Magic VI somewhere.
Yeah I still own my PC physical copies from 20 years ago. How does it change anything I've said? People are not buying physical copies. Digital is winning. And corporations found good quarterly report glitch in the form of day one patches.
i gave it a shot for like $2 and i just dont fricking like on-rails Uncharted games, which is what it is. and now if they're rebooting the reboot i can only imagine how low it goes.
I can imagine my dick in every one of her mouths.
from soulful to soulless
yes,I'm a "old good new bad" anon,so what?
nobody said anything skitso
Isn't it amusing how left has more colour? 🙂
Are you implying you can't make colourful environments in UE5? I don't even understand what this image is trying to say, since they aren't the same map
>Are you implying you can't make colourful environments in UE5?
Whether you can or can't is irrelevant, it's whether they're made.
Devs seem to really stick to monochrome of muted colors.
you can replicate the exact setting and gameplay from the top picture in ue5 you mouth breather, of course they'll showcase the graphical fidelity to promote their engine
>colour
First, frick you. Second, MOAR COUOULOUOUOUOURZ doesn't equate to better visuals. Alien has muted colors, but looks infinitely better than the color vomit that is a Michael Bay Transformers movie.
>MOAR COUOULOUOUOUOURZ doesn't equate to better visuals
More often that not it does.
No, more often than not, it looks like a pride parade.
More often than not it does, that's why grey and brown shooters looked like shit.
Gears of War looks better in style than Fortnite (though Fortnite obviously has higher detail).
Both look shit.
But you're a homosexual, so what do you know?
Yeah, shit
>yeah this looks pretty damn good
kek americans are so culturally illiterate
>sees colors
>thinks about gay sex
man flowers must do a number on you
sovl
souless
>doing the best you can with a handful of colored blocks vs having every opportunity and still creating middling slop with shit post processing meme effects like lens flares
7 a best
7 is the one where she stops looking like OG lara and more like nu lara. 6 is the best
girlboss lara ruined the series
why do I think of horses whenever I see nu Lara?
so it's finally done...the thread is dead. I leave this last stamp. This last statement, as evidenced of my equivocal victory. I won. I am right. There is no more argument. No counter, that can challenge me. I have finished it.
The end. /thread.
And yet we must go back.
The ironing, huh?
>hi my love I am home
>how was your day?
>today I dressed up for some video game company
>and fricked a shota til he broke
I dressed up for some video game company
"That's cool. You should dress up like that when we have sex later tonight."
EZ reply.
>hello honey today i did menial tasks for 8 hours cause society demands it from me
people do that everday lole
>tfw Rhona Mitra didn't show up at your house
Now I'm remembering the video of Petra Verkaik dressed as Lara on the bus.
>She offers a handshake
>The kid goes for the hug
Based.
lucky kid, got the latest voodoo
why isn't there a version of this for her breasts
You don't need anything more than number 4
In the end it doesn't even matter (cause games got worse)
fallen*
Who cares. Make Lara a black fat middle aged woman that wouldn't be able to climb a small rock in real life if you want. I don't give a shit. There's no rule that says I have to keep consooming shit from a franchise forever.
I love Rise Lara so much it's unreal
Lara will never do fun shit like this ever again, because fun is sexist and not realistic
nuLara or Laura or whatever is so unremarkable and homely.
she's not that attractive
imagine old style lara with current day graphics
imagine the mega milkers
It's time to finally admit it Ganker. Nu-Lara is here to stay and if the series is to prosper, we must accept Nu-Lara and her horse frickery as whole in our hearts and minds and recognize her as the true successor of boomer Lara. Only then we can progress further and reach new heights. Any attempts to restrain Nu-Lara will only stifle any possible discussion we can have about the series. We must acknowledge her presence, only then we can change the course of direction this franchise is headed towards.
>I can kill Tomb Raider by ignoring NuLara
Good. Follow me in this quest bros.
Listen Chuds, If this in-fighting doesn't stop Lara will become so pozzed, It will make Nu-Lara look wholesome and nostalgic.
Sticking heads in the sand is not the best option right now.
I want to stick my dick in Rise Lara
Total NuLara death.
Crashing this IP with no survivors.
>wanting to watch your female player character get fricked by a man instead of kissing another hot woman
homosexuality is a sin. female or male.
Christ said so.
Hearsay.
man from earth is cozy kino
i found out there was a sequel to this kino, i wished i didn't know
There is no sequel. Also there are two Terminator movies, three MGS and two Dead Space games.
I love this movie. Totally didn't see it coming, the best kind of movie to randomly discover in a hotel room.
>Christ
He's not real
It's time for me to admit it: I want to marry and impregnate Rise Lara
Frick off, horse.
I'd rather her leave tomb raiding to professionals and enter the porn industry. Also she should stop stealing famous archaeologists names.
>People associate Lara Croft more with taking horse wiener than her fighting minotaurs
These leftards don't see the full fricking picture they're so focused on their little culture war we could've had her takijg minotaur wiener by now if they had left it alone if they would have let fans get what they wanted from the start they fricked it
Ganker posters and porn addicts aren’t people
Legend was good, but in odd twist of fate the beta and alpha of the game were even better then retail, this includes Lara
>character literally robs tombs of the dead
>this is somehow a good thing
I never understand this. Same with Indiana Jones.
Nu-lara sexo
Prove me wrong
HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA HORSES AND DOGS FRICKING LARA
THIS LARA TAKES 20 INCH BLACK HORSE wiener LARA TAKES 20 INCH BLACK HORSE wiener LARA TAKES 20 INCH BLACK HORSE wiener LARA TAKES 20 INCH BLACK HORSE wiener LARA TAKES 20 INCH BLACK HORSE wiener
how many years until they reboot her as a Black person?
LaShonda Croft.
i must say
Barefoot Lara in sweatpants is best lara
Tomb Raider as a series has died in popularity because the games play it too safe, there is nothing controversial about them. So there is not much discussion about them Also being single player games puts them at a disadvantage.
To this problem I have a solution. Lara Croft in the new game should have a horse as a companion that she can get romantically involved with and also have fully animated horse sex scenes. This will push Tomb Raider in the mainstream so hard it will shatter the galaxy.
Just look at Baldur's gate 3 and how well it worked for them.
Russians started to buy BG3 after that scene. Lol
You guys keep mentioning Lara with a horse, but Quiet had a better horse video.
indeed i have come so far if you know what i mean
never played a romb tider game but i know everything about them from porn
I think nu-Lara is hot but the problem is she sucks in her own stories now. She's all unsure of herself and afraid and getting wounded all the time in cutscenes and dialogue but in gameplay she's the fricking Predator, murdering hundreds of goons like it's nothing. Sneaking around and killing them with arrows, viciously stabbing them, gunning them down by the hundreds.
They should lean into the gameplay. Make her a badass, callous killer adventurer who's out to loot third world countries' artifacts. Then she'd be badass again, less boring and still hot
Now the exact same thing but the body
I'd frick each and every one of them.
I like that her Fortnite skin has both an anniversary and a retro style
>Fartshite
What is with the donkey-faced pair on the left?
just got to the monastery in my tr2 playthrough. still a very fun game
>2013 Lara was supposed to be according to the devs an empowered character
>Driven entirely bi her daddy issues.
How can other vidya girls even compete with Lara?
Sos did the horse
She's pointing a loaded gun at her face with a finger on the trigger.
Finally got LA working, the only official TR levels I've never played.
What am I in for?
install the widescreen patch bro what are you doing
>partie
what the frick
the widescreen patch doesn't fricking work, probably because the game is in fr*nch
like hell i'm reinstalling this shit now that's actually working though
You don't need widescreen for such an old game
A jumpscare on the zoo level. That's the only memory i have of that game. it's pretty forgettable.
Shows tit comparison.
If nulara had trulara's personality she would be perfect. I hate the shy innocent scientist routine. Go the full on femme fatale route or frick off.
And tried so hard
second from left is best, the look for tr4/5 was kinda bizarre.
For me it's fourth from the left.
Lara Croft used to have a clearly defined visual identity as a video game character. Now she's just some plain brown-haired woman in brown clothing.
just looks boring af
underworld lara is the sexiest lara, don't @ me
did she?
TURN BACK! TURN BACK!
only cost me 3 smackers!
if i end up only playing one, which one is the best?
Anniversary if only because of the "hey remember this room? from the classic TR?" nostalgia.
Atlantis is a travesty, however, so ready yourself for that.
absolutely mogged
Sauce?
is this a porn? sauce?
it was some fan film with uncharted crossover, i forgot the name
>big boobed retro lara mogs nu lara
Porn directors are some funny fellas
iirc there a porn director that asked for Ganker input in a movie
i think a lot of meme ones originated there like the Im the cook scene.
Lara's Tomb Raider 1 model was optimized for the Sega Saturn hardware, as the Saturn was the lead development console for the OG Tomb Raider. Because the Sega Saturn works with quadrilaterals and not triangles, it was easier to make the Saturn model first and just export it to the other platforms. But after Sony money hatted Core into making Tomb Raider a console exclusive for the PS1, the PS1 became the lead development console for Tomb Raider 2 to The last Revelations. So the TR2 model was less chunky.
>From SOVL to soulless
it peaked with AoD
I want to so frick the one on the leftmost right
>leftmost right
Are you stupid or moronic
Series needs to go back to a stylized realism style and focus on making the gameplay fun and interesting instead of genderbent Uncharted. Make it like a Metroid Prime game but with TPS gameplay with cool movement mechanics
will we ever see leaps and bounds like this ever again?
It will only get worse from here, actually.