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Kino.
The game is called League of Maidens, and it has a shit ton of predatory shit in it to get you to buy outfits, hairstyles, and other customize options. Imagine a gacha with ALL the microtransactions you can think of, but put all of them in one game.
Thanks I will now close the thread
No way to crack it to have everything unlocked?
Bro its a online game.
bro it's called mods.
Setting default equipment item#1 to paid premium item#1 is basic shit.
classic Dano
What's stopping people from making private servers like genshin and the hundreds of other gachas and MMO live service shit out there
No one knows this game exists, and the gameplay is pure dogshit. With Genshin, there is a world you can explore, unlike League of Maiden, which has nothing going for it besides a dated character creation system with dated character models.
But will my dick enjoy it?
Holy shit, I remember playing the beta for this. I thought it died. I was kind of hoping they'd dial back the paid shit, but I guess people are buying it.
Our coomer friends deserve better. Everyone wants to take advantage of their innocence.
Still preferable to EGS shit trying to tell me that mystery meat mutts are attractive and healthy at any size.
lol no, the better option is to not engage with either of them
No it's not.
>one forces you to look at ugly
>one will nickle and dime you to even change up the bare appearance of the beauty
no, the other option is
yet its more fun than majority of the trash recently released
if you ignore all of the glitches, bugs, predatary scamshit, bad frame rate, shit combat, and many more problems.
Ganker isn't your safespace, cuck.
Where is Arms 2 again? Arms sold 2 million copies, which is just as many as one Metroid game. It's not like that matters because the conversation wasn't about sequels for modern games; it was just a simple example that you couldn't wrap your head around.
also
doesn't have coombait
>Dread's design kept the Other M appearance; Prime's remaster doesn't change that because they outright stated they'd keep the old aesthetic out of respect for the OG.
Do you get a reward like you did in the old games? I'll answer this for you, braindead tendie: no, you don't get to see Samus in a bikini when you beat the game fast enough. You lost.
>you gotta see Samus in a biniki otherwise there is no coombait
what is the zero suit, you goddamn Black person
and when has she ever worn a bikini anywhere else but the first game?
>Game has no coombait there for its coombait
Man you are desperate. If Samus don't take off her armor and start bouncing her ass and breasts for me then its not coombait.
>what is the zero suit
Not coombait until someone make some off-model fan art of her getting raped by big alien wiener.
>and when has she ever worn a bikini anywhere else but the first game?
Does it look like I care for nintendieslop?
It didn't get disproven. All you did was post a wiki page and claim you disproved a point I didn't really care for. Wikipages are facts btw.
*Wiki pages aren't facts
have a nice day trolling coombrain. Fanservice is fanservice.
>Man you are desperate. If Samus don't take off her armor and start bouncing her ass and breasts for me then its not coombait.
by your own standards M1's bikini doesn't qualify then, meanwhile the zero suit does because she got T&A fully displayed in skintight fashion, yet you say this isn't coom anyway. you debunk your own points.
>It didn't get disproven.
Black person it directly contradicts your claim
that Nintendo doesn't make sequels for unsuccessful modern games due to coombait as if they only did it for old IPs because of a perceived legacy status that warrants sequels regardless of success, feel free to go "n-not me btw :^)" to cope now
>by your own standards M1's bikini doesn't qualify then, meanwhile the zero suit does because she got T&A fully displayed in skintight fashion
A rewarded Bikini doesn't equal a bodysuit that doesn't appear as a reward.
>Black person it directly contradicts your claim
>>If it doesn't break a gorillion shekels in sales is not a videogame
What type of strawman is this?
[...]
If Metroid was a modern series, Nintendo would never make a sequel to it, just like they did for other modern games that didn't sell well. (You) that Nintendo doesn't make sequels for unsuccessful modern games due to coombait as if they only did it for old IPs because of a perceived legacy status that
Wiki pages aren't facts, bro.
>Arms-2 mil
>Super Overrated-1.7 mil
Where is the Arms sequel, again?
>it was just a simple example that you couldn't wrap your head around.
ah yes, an example over a point you made that got disproved, good job
>complains about "coom"
>talks about "safe space"
you are just a homosexual aren't you.
And nintendo will keep making "coom" games
I think you are overblowing it a little bit. The game is not pay to win but you do need to buy costumes from the premium store with real cash. However an update to the game allows you to buy some premium costumes with in game currency but this came at the price of the dev added in Denuvo to "prevent cheating".
Who cares? The game is still trash to play.
I will now play your game
How can I support this game?
By purchasing premium items in the shop!
>Whan coomers make a game
Yes? And?
realdoll looking crap
sovl
OST:
>AAA game
>all female characters are flat chested, unfeminine, and wear shapeless clothes
>lewd game
>all women have gigantic breasts, childlike faces, minuscule waists, and huge thighs/ass
I wish there was a middle ground where women just looked like fricking women again in games.
But in your lewd example, women do look like women. It's just limited to one type. Good lewd games would ideally have more variety. But the AAA games also have the same problem. All the women use the same model, with slight variations in hair and bust.
>all women have gigantic breasts, childlike faces, minuscule waists, and huge thighs/ass
you can customize her how you want you moron
This hyper polarization to either side is a response to “market forces.” All characters are designed with their target market in mind. No creator has a real vision of people that actually look like people. Most just try to sell you sex, or anti-sex, whatever you’re into. It’s cynical garbage, and both are a substitute for real creativity. Its exactly why games that dont focus on coom, like Fromsoft or pretentious walking simulators, get rained on with praise: it’s just rare to see a product that isn’t cynically trying to manipulate you into buying it by using your opinion on sex.
>it’s just rare to see a product that isn’t cynically trying to manipulate you into buying it by using your opinion on sex
>it's just rare to see fugly asexual shit in games
good insight anon. Well put.
Bonus points if they have the physique required for their role.
hot!
>the one game where the female body mod with muscles is the most popular one
if there was ever proof that MH fans are based this is it
Odd, I always appreciated the women in monster hunter for having stocky bodies and here you are posting gymroided ogres
>"delicious flat and animu booba are both unrealistic and no real women actually look like that"
>fencesitter misusing the nuanced nature of the middle ground to push a moronic take along with it
like clockwork
Bro almost every single gacha game has variety of both big tittied hags and e-girls and everything between.
If you mean "AAA" games then play old JRPGs like Tales of Symphonia or something.
>almost every single gacha game has variety of both big tittied hags and e-girls and everything between.
>almost
>it's due to age and not based on physical work
Except for the part where they are sexy and not tranime filth.
Coomerism and its consequences are a disaster for gamer race
>NOOO ZE COOM RUINED MY PURE CHRISTIAN HOBBY AIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Videogames have always had coom gay, you are a tourist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZzjTBmwO9A
>a shitty niche game no-one played.
See?
>NOOOO IT DOESN'T COUNT
Also
>Metroid
>Niche
Way to out yourself as a COD zoomie gay.
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Bro, the Metroid series barely makes more than a million sales. Only braindead tendies and coomers like the series.
>If it doesn't break a gorillion shekels in sales is not a videogame
Excuses. I accept your concession anon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWgKoyzkBD8
>More niche games no one plays.
>>If it doesn't break a gorillion shekels in sales is not a videogame
What type of strawman is this?
If Metroid was a modern series, Nintendo would never make a sequel to it, just like they did for other modern games that didn't sell well.
>If Metroid was a modern series, Nintendo would never make a sequel to it
what a fricking cope lmao, what's modern outside Splatoon and Xenoblade? meanwhile shit like F-Zero is dead in the water yet is exempt from your conditions since it's an old IP
Where is ARMS 2? Anyway, not like they kept the coomer stuff in Metroid that you love so much.
It will always be gacha shit because no one with a brain would buy a coomer game unless it coombrains who are just brainless gachatards.
>Where is ARMS 2?
when was it ever promised it would become a franchise and not a one-off game?
look at that shit
https://nintendo.fandom.com/wiki/Nintendo_franchises
are you telling me all of these non-OG IPs were expected to get as many games as Mario and Zelda?
The buzzwords you use make reading what you say unbearable.
>only million-makers count
reddit goalpost challenge: impossible
>only million makers count
Yes
t. average goyslop consoomer ""gamer""
You only play fotm trash, not because you like games but because gaming is popular. Your only metric for a game's quality is how well it sold, because you're a normalgay. You have no place in a videogame discussion and you do not belong on a videogame board.
You like Metroid, which is Goyslop but made by Japanese Disney.
Japan good. West bad.
>Slop
>:(
>Slop
>:)
Both are bad, kid.
>He ran out of things to say
KWAB!!!
>SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP
Stop eating shit.
how to get myself a mexican girl like webm related
be a tall rich handsome white man
Sauce on chick?
Have the improved version instead. Also read Grand Blue.
thank you anon I will
unfathomably stupid opinion
you should feel bad about yourself for being dumb enough to believe corpo slop lies
>decades-long flagship IP doesn't count
I bet new shit like Fortnite doesn't count either right?
No, SJW ruined it, hypocrite troony.
this, everything in moderation, and that's the issue, homosexual leftists cannot control themselves that's why they're consoomers, it's also why they want to ban everything, they're worried we will enjoy things the wrong way and do harm to others the way they always do
genshin?
Honkai impact 3rd, The game is censored btw.
yes, china needs them to go outside and get wives and have kids for the sake of china's future, their goverment is clueless to the type of person that likes this stuff
Blackrockism is much worse, it literally gives you eye cancer
>AAA game
>women are intentionally made to be ugly to prove some sort of "point"
>Normal game
>Women can be customized to look like any variety of female bodies
>>all women have gigantic breasts, childlike faces, minuscule waists, and huge thighs/ass
this suppose to be bad?
YES
from her head to her waist shes just my taste but the rest of her is a fish
Need a name anon
see
that face ruins the whole thing kys
>Coomer (that likes old people) makes a game:
why would anyone coom to this soulless asiaticshit doll
not my thing, but I see the appeal. Some people like ridiculous blowup dolls. I like wide hip e-girls with baby faces.
>gamers actually want hots girls in their games
what a shocker and not ugly man-jawed dykes
I wish the people who are making them look bad would just disappear from this world.
And that's a good thing.
Most coomer games aren't real games, or at least clearly did not have gameplay in mind from the beginning and just tacks that shit on for the bare minimum effort to be called a game.
Ironically BG3 qualifies as the first real WEG
IS this the game that locked nudity behind a paywall?
>that one homosexual that tried to shill this slop a couple years ago
>argued for hours with broken english, promising that the game is good if you only spend $100 on it
>Whan
When coomers make a game I'm immediately interested—as long as it isn't gacha.
already x1000 better than AAA westaslop
Until you realize they are trying to steal your money, just like a typical AAA scam trying to trick you because you are a moron that will buy anything with a woman in it.
Bro, your argument falls apart when you realize none of those games have that coomer shit in it anymore.
>B-Buzzwords
>"where is ARMS 2? modern games with coombait should have sequels"
>here's all these games to prove Nintendo doesn't make sequels to a ton of shit regardless if it has coombait or not
>"Uhhh... none of these games have any of that anymore"
what does that have to do with your previous claim smartass? why are your goalposts shifting that fricking hard if you think my argument is falling apart?
he's just another gayboi on Ganker, probably likes dicks more than boobs lmao
I fricking wish, at least he'd argue in favor of yaoi and trap shit in games over being a Resetera censorgay behaving just like bible thumpers in the Clinton years
so he's just another moronera soiboi then lol
>everyone who argues against me and my points is someone I don't like.
Child behavior.
The argument is about coom shit in games, not whether Metroid is a major franchise because Wikipedia says so.
>/misc/ out of nowhere.
I've never went on /misc/ in my life, moronbro. His brain? Broken.
If you don't like hanging out with "coomers" don't go to "coomer" sites.
it's like going to US south or Paris and then complaining about the Black folk.
don't go there if you don't like it.
If you don't like nerd shit the don't do nerd shit.
If you don't want sexy women in games then stick to E rated games
>The argument is about coom shit in games
yet when it was proved Nintendo doesn't produce sequels for modern games over having coombait or not and that old IPs had it anyway, your sorry ass shifted the claim over being able to make millions instead
also
>Metroid doesn't have coombait
Dread's design kept the Other M appearance; Prime's remaster doesn't change that because they outright stated they'd keep the old aesthetic out of respect for the OG.
just go frick off to /misc/ normalgay sexy stuff was always part of video games or nerd culture you are as bad as left wingers
>mermaid skin
No mermaid tail just shitty reskinned legs.
>moron thinks games are made for coomers because one shitty Nintendo game had the main character strip for the player because you beat it faster than normal. when reality, it was extremely rare to see coom shit games back then.
Hate to see it.
This game is absolute shit and I HIGHLY recommend you guys just use cheat engine to give yourself everything in this game for free.
Google it up, there's guide and setups to make it just a few clicks easy.
These guys don't deserve a single dime.
It's shit. Complete shit.
I will now buy your game
can I make a e-girl in this game? Or at least a Marie Rose tier girl?
No. Koreans are not pedophilic like Nipponese folk.
What does Red Dead have to do with anything I said?
I tried crossthread linking but failed. This is image in the post I wanted to show. Lost Ark in game, no mods.
that's the wrong link. How do I crossthread?
>How do I crossthread?
Cross-linking to another Ganker board is also possible, by placing three pointers before a board letter, followed by a post number
oh so that's how it works! didn't know boards counted posts independently.
>
>x7
why do asian games do this? why not give him 1 real health bar instead of 7?
the only flaw of this game is being made on source engine
What game?
Vindictus
>played this game when it only had like 5 characters
i miss it and want to go back but I know the game is probably fricked by now
post coomer games.
NieR automata
Bayonetta
Resident Evil 4
FFVII
Metal Slug
If you dislike these, you're a troony.
more like casino makers. Damn I bet the cash shop is insanely israeli
It might have been simple and short on content, but at the least it was a functional game unlike most WEG garbage. Haven't touched it in forever, so I got no clue what's been added.
>laosduude nuked his gyfcat archive
FRICK.
what happened?
site's being shut down, so I wanted to save all the Vindictus gifs laosduude (or at least a guy names that) uploaded there before it did. Looks like they just took it all down ahead of time.
Really, it's more on me for cutting it so close.
>deleted the bug spray post
chink thread
When did gamers become so puritanical? I’m legit confused why we cant enjoy sexy sex anymore without being chastised. Do kids these days get shamed about having sexual urges?
When it became mainstream and developers/publishers decided to listen to reddit and twitter
I hate this. I fuxking god damnit peace of frick shit ass!
I've played Black Desert for a while, good combat but it's ultimately a soulless grinder for bug chinks. Character creation is so detailed on the other hand, it's excellent for gooning. That's the only reason I haven't uninstalled it yet.
Why can't I see her fricking cloaca?!
League of Maidens was predatory as frick, I'd rather pay full price for a single player game where I can slowly unlock all the lewd stuff than this "free single player MMO" where you have to pay for a monthly sub to see unclothed tiddies.