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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKING ONIONRINO KNIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    so hecking le tragic

    when the from guy died pointlessly during his adventure for the fiftieth time I was bawling my eyes out from how sad it was

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jej

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is technically only the 3rd/4th guy in the series to do so, and the first to be killed by another NPC

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and the first to be killed by another NPC
        That's Anastacia.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Already done before with Yurt killing most Nexus npcs in Demon's Souls if you let him.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What made him go hollow in the Great Hollow? Dude just made an amazing discovery on his own. Was he just trying to take his mind off his wife by taking on challenges and problems?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    theres something moving in the water
    you should try getting a closer look

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he give me so few hadoukens?

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh shit homie Miyazaki Mitsubishi himself just asked you to pick an ending for one of the NPCs in the new hit video game Dark Souls 25
    Here are your options
    >Character shows up dead in the middle of bum frick nowhere
    >Character just disappears from the game
    >Character goes insane and just waits in the middle of bum frick nowhere until you show up and kill them
    >Same as before but he invades you in the middle of bum frick nowhere instead
    >Character quest glitches and stays in the same spot for the rest of eternity saying the same thing over and over again

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      where is the
      >quest isn't actually finished
      option?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot
      >character is very, VERY obviously the director's waifu and thus has a long, fleshed out quest to the active detriment of other NPCs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's character goes insane and when you fight him at bumfrick nowhere he says "Zanzibart, forgive me" upon dying.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      KWAB

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        AI sama... I kneel...

        Remind me why we still need human writers again ?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Character kills another NPC even if you haven't finished that NPCs questline yet

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you dung eater

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What PS2 game is this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      King's Field

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yo check out my guts build

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>>>>

      [...]

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      When will we get a proper Griffith build?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      DEXgayS SWERVE

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He passed away

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what happens if you hit the corpse? Why hasn't he turned into dust?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Demaster
    What indeed

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, that is a huge skull

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's Zanzibart's skull.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      OMG CALL VAATI

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's funny is the same skull can be found in Armored Core For Answer. No, I won't post a picture. Find it yourself.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post a picture

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >FROM reusing assets
        YOU DON'T SAY.
        But seriously I love that area.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >FROM reusing assets
          What studio doesn't reuse assets?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fromsoft has never reused assets, don't listen to them

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hell if I know where it came from.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      OMG CALL VAATI

      don't listen to

      What's funny is the same skull can be found in Armored Core For Answer. No, I won't post a picture. Find it yourself.

      they are full of dung

      the skull is actually a reference to the classic sega saturn game mr bones

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        what an amazing image

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess devs tought area is too empty so let's add skull here

      https://i.imgur.com/ht3cqnC.jpg

      I wonder how many people actually found this, but I guess modern gamers use guides so it wasn't really suprise and can you even find stuff like this without guides?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you read messages on the ground or hit every chest to mimic check them, it's not that hard to find that place. Going down the hollow tree was very cringe inducing, but I'll never forget the moment when the music starts playing. Pure Ludo.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the daughter the only actual non-undead character in the series?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Think so?
      Don't remember if the Majula characters are human
      There's also Sir Alonne i guess

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about Dusk? AotA is from the past when things were slightly less shitty, right?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't people think the cleric who shows up wasn't undead?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        All the characters laughing like maniacs at the end of their speeches are definitely undead.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember it was a common theory that Petrus was not an undead. I can't quite recall why that was though as the Petrus/Rhea storyline was of little interest to me.

          Can't even remember why Petrus wants her dead.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't they all go hollow?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rhea's companions Vince and Nico go hollow. Petrus goes aggressive in the same way Lautrec does, he's assmad.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WOOOOW, WHAT A GIANT TREE!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you find out what's inside anon 😉

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something is in there and it isn't good...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      look in the water

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      2.3 million souls?

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey kid, wanna become a dragon?
      >Chosen undead cuts the tail instead
      >Too stoned to care

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick dragons

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow frick it's really been over a decade since i played that game

        where has the time gone

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fromsoft thinks the same way, their games always end up with dragons dying out.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats, you found the scalie club.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your character is handsome, just like you anon.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always assumed those were other hunters dreams

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wonder why devs put them there, probably they have some kinda meaning only dev would know or just decoration. Not sure what's the big deal.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ht3cqnC.jpg

      Wow, that is a huge skull

      Now post the Elden Ring one.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shut the frick up, I only pray to allah.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What?

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't look into the abyss below Ash Lake.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember that thread in 2013 where someone photoshopped a generic cthulu monster in there and every anon started freaking out in the replies. Still can't tell if it was ironic. Also I jerked off to a LOL thread where someone was dumping a random e-girl rape doujin that day it wasn't even geiger counter.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        As expected of a true Devil May Cry fan.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have a screencap?
        Of the chtulu thread not the LOL thread

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My policy is, if it's behind an illusory wall, it doesn't exist.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ZANZIBART! FORGIVE ME!

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf still plays slopsoft shit?

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fromslop be like

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember threads where people were making up souls style lore on the fly well before Elden Ring.
      Salt and Sanctuary in fact has something exactly like them. Like the devs litterally just called hollows "drowned" and made chaos demons into "kraken".

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le tragedy
    >le grimderp
    >you want to kill or hurt mai doll waifu??
    >NO!!!!! MAKE HER INVULNURABLE AND ABLE TO INSTAKILL THE PLAYER BECAUSE... BECAUSE SHE JUST CAN OK?
    For a tragedygay Miyazaki sure is precious about his favorites.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is blatantly obvious based on the amount of detail and effort put in Ranni's quest that she was the games Lady in Black, or rather Priscilla. In DaS Priscilla was going to be a level up waifu that was on a quest to kill her dad Seath before this idea was scrapped.

      Ranni feels like that original vision was going to be an actual thing, but then for whatever reason, probably the same moronic reason Priscilla was changed, they side lined it and brought us Melina.

      The difference is, they had all the detailed workings of Ranni's big quest that pretty much covers all the content of the game and gives you a big insight into the story compared to any other.

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