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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Serves them right for appeasing to nuGoW and GoT fans.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It just reminds me of FF12 and what 13 versus was supposed to be, as well as Tactics and a bit of 14. What about it is particularly like GoT?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even square said that the game is supposed to be like Game of Thrones. Your denial is useless.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Them equating it to something the west likes to grab attention is not evidence of anything when all GoT means is political intrigue which they've done before.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Watching the cutscenes literally feels the same as watching watered down GoT.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are literal sex scenes.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >GoT invented sex

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp
      It is as I predicted, when people play the game they just recall what they wanted "Final Fantasy" and then get more disappointed with what the game gives them.

      This will make 7 Rebirth sell even more, while XVI's reputation will be worse than XV's ever was.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This will make 7 Rebirth sell even more
        Never gonna happen lol.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHERE ARE THE Black folk?
    Kwab

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You LOST :/

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >720p at 30 fps
    >press 1 button to win fights like XV
    >neo-modern GOT storyline instead of colorful FF
    It's like they don't care because they're milking the FFVII crowd with remake who buy every installment day 1.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still better than anything on Xbox

      Sony always wins baby

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        even Hi-Fi Rush took a dump on it troony

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's over 90% if you adjust for the "no blacks" penalty.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                this is mega cope. only one outlet mentioned the lack of blacks and even if it's removed the score doesn't go above 89.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It's n-not a 90! O-only a 89! You guys are so owned!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                88 and dropping. Even the shills didn't give it a 90, what do you think the more cynical critics will say?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >everything behind him is nintend𐐬 merchs
            OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This guy is built like a shithouse. Why are most troons always square jawed, broad-shouldered, frickhuge manly dudes? Only zoomer troons are twinky.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      great action combat
      amazing story, the GOT shit was just a ruse
      pure final fantasy kino; down to the characters, fights, and summons

      its only 1 button combat when you put on the accessibility options, sorry for your loss about only having 1 arm buddy
      no wonder its getting great reviews from normies and big review companies alike

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        1 button to win fights like XV

        only with optional accessories and easy mode

        This isn't using timely accessories

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >guys the tutorial miniboss is easy

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >making excuses
            also that is after the tutorial has ended

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          > 1 target, the tutorial miniboss so it's easy
          > a backstep button on the single locked on target
          > an attack button
          > learn the timing on backstep and attack
          >win
          omg!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now do that on dmc3 tutorial boss.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those are 3 buttons you dumb frick.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >n-no u!
            I will enjoy seeing all of your posts get deleted again.

            [...]
            Take your meds Barry

            look at all this cope

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Good job Barry, you know how to quote 3 different people

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >equip the auto attack and auto dodge ring
          >act like the game is piss easy

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's playing without them. You can see him tap the buttons with his thumb

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you moronic?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stingers/Teleports were a mistake

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 button to win fights like XV

      only with optional accessories and easy mode

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >neo-modern GOT storyline instead of colorful FF
      someone didn't follow the leaks

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        OH WOW MY GOT LIKE EOLVED TO TALES OF ARISE SHIT JRPG TROPE MY EXPECTATIONS SUBVERTED WITH THE "CHAD" HUGO KEKa and Barney ditto fricker Mikkelsen Simp

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is the worst writing in ff history

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The whole game was written by Ifrit instead of joshua the main villian and the Op alien god Race are IFRITS

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          *best
          asides from XIV
          all other writing in FF is juvenile in the face of 16

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        BRAVO YOSHIP

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its more kojifox doing but yoshitpiss deserves tanking it anyway

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah koji actually is directly responsible for rejecting a line like this in ffxiv

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kojifox is the meme lord that wanted to put THALS BALLS in the mmo game since heavensward

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                he's behind the galka sausage dick jokes in FFXI too, and all the black penis references in the black mage quests starting in ARR

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The did the same shit anime like goblinslayer do:
        Just have some shock start that is needlessly brutal to hook people in and then go back to JRPG tropes.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          but more censored you dont see clive daddy decapitated head face or benedicta head also just angles of naked people in the "sex"

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            For sure, but compare it to other FF titles and the contrast is incredibly apparent.

            It also feels like they are retreading XIV in a few ways here, thei eikon focus and "red wedding" from ARR leading to the story book ending in HW. I just hope they will fricking start working on XIV again holy shit the content has been bad leading up to XVI.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wait what? Did I miss part of the demo or something? I don't remember shit about benedicta other than the initial scene where her and that big guy are macking in the hallway

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        how can a story be this fricking bad when they really put so much effort in it like Yoshi-piss said?
        oh yea right. GoT slop
        Barry fricking won for once. I will still not play Flopspoken

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          because yoshitpiss is japanese todd howard the game isnt well optimiced for PS5 it suffers heavy fps loss and can burn ps5s with some dust also no patches day one statement my ass

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hello VPN

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now post that again without crying.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe Marvel writing isn't the worst thing ever after all

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They tried to make something ambitious with XV but troons, morons and friendless autists hated it, so from now on its by-the-book goyslop marvelshit/shounen only

        XV was the last SE's game that tried to push boundaries, yeah it was overambitious and unfinished but at least it tried, which you cant say about any SE's game since then

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          with the pigeonholing that SE's been doing to 15 and everyone associated with it, i bet you they wished they cancelled its development when they had the chance.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like I could see ambition in XV in the sense that's it's the first true open world attempt an FF ever had but most of its features seem like the same deal as almost literally every JRPG ever.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        2 nukes wasn't enough

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I read the replies to this first before clicking the image. How comfy your lives must be for this to upset you. It could be worse, you could be at the bottom of the ocean...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?t=10

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What exactly is wrong with this line?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's terrible and AI-generated tier?

          what exactly isn't wrong with it? sounds like a sub-YA novel writing level

          have you ever read for pleasure? do you have any means by which to criticize writing?

          the market, you guys, are not educated people, pretty obviously. otherwise you wouldn't even consider this product

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            dam that's a good GPT model if it can make a line like that

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              ? it sounds as AI-generated as possible...it's based on a hackneyed 100-year old dramatic sentence structure from american radio programs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >colorful FF
      6 and 7 weren't colorful and everyone loves them

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >7 wasn't colorful
        damn it man disk 1 wasn't the end of the game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      its worse than xv

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >press 1 button to win fights
      So just like classic ATB

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOO NOT MY Black personINOOOS

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They pissed off the Japanese by not even making it an RPG.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barry lost.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Barry do it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i ask myself the same question. it's like he picks games to mald over and shill at random

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >morons are really trying to use this game and Starfield and proxy shitposting for console wars
    They're both coming to PC anyways

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over Barry

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Cope Barry, I've seen you get banned dozens of times

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're literally ban evading

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >n-no u!
        I will enjoy seeing all of your posts get deleted again.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it will sell millions and be the fastest selling FF game ever and will be remembered as the FF mainline console game that turn the ship around made everything possible.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol no
      it'll sell worse than every ff

      > 1 target, the tutorial miniboss so it's easy
      > a backstep button on the single locked on target
      > an attack button
      > learn the timing on backstep and attack
      >win
      omg!

      >tut
      stop samegayging and no it isn't the tut boss
      morbol is the tut boss

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        This isn't using timely accessories

        >making excuses
        also that is after the tutorial has ended

        >it's not a tutorial
        There are literal tutorial popups during the fight. You lose.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you fricking moronic
          That parry tutorial comes up the first time frame 1 the first time you ever parry something
          it happened to me during the gigas boss because immediately not a shitter like you

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's not a tutorial because i le said so!!
            Cope. You lost.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It literally isn't a tut boss because all tuts are setup to be in the swamp with some you have to do for the first time to get it
              still has no impact on enemy difficulty

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't read, u mad

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                cope

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Take your meds Barry

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, yoshit cultist are still seething and it's the first day

    Hahahahahahahahaha

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Its slop

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it is alright and it got sony marketing support.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dunkey liked ff15. He will murder ff16 and yoshi-p.
    its over

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah he will apologice cause the cultist will try to woop his ass in the comments alongside all shillers ecelebs

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doubt it. To this day his most disliked video is about liking TLoU2, and I’m pretty sure he made a video about the response he got. He really doesn’t care about cultists

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I already preordered

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cancel it

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I wonder how someone gets to this point in their life?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    let it burn

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get a QRD on why this is a disaster

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I said so

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doomposting and the fact is the mgs4 of ps5

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A couple of reviews said the game was bad, and there's a gay kiss in the game. It's basically nothing but the usual doom posting. The only actually complaint I've seen so far is that the game doesn't run that well for a PS5 game, the rest of the problems seem to be incredibly subjective

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there's a gay kiss in the game,
        What a joke that scene was, panning the camera as far away as possible. To think anon's were complaining about it. I more disappointed by the fact it wasn't a close-up. But other than that it was a tender moment.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >people are defending homosexualry cause they tied this game to their personality
          I hate how nearly all modern FF fans are just Barry clones.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            VPN

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          they have to pan the camera far away because they're using worse graphics

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Was this written by a woman?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What do you think?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thats kind of cute ngl

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was, but I would've preferred a close up angle when the two kissed. It seemed rather out of place with the wide shot in terms of what was building up. Then again I'm not a cinematographer, so who knows.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Was this game written for women?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Refer to

            What do you think?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          pozzed gotslop for goys and troons

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >homosexual fantasy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      720p 42fps im combat
      barely 30fps outside combat
      ff13 corridors
      no elemental weaknesses
      no magic stat
      no magic cost
      all "magic" are identical with just a different visual effect
      only 1 sword combo the entire game which never grows or changes
      characters have barely any backstory and terrible unsatisfying resolutions
      asspulls everywhere
      constantly breaks its own established rules
      main villain is a literal alien troony
      we never kill clives mom she doesn't even fricking do anything then kills herself

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >im combat
        Hello combat

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day frickhead

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ff13 corridors
        I have never understood how X got a pass for it, and in the FF13 shitposting saga also was never really brought up.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because you could actually backtrack in X, and there's reason to if you're doing arena shit. Also there were different types of "corridors". 13 was them literally pushing you along a moving walkway, and the only "optional" content took place 80% the way thru the game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kaiju "fights" that are just cutscenes.
      30 hours of a shitty movie with a twist that makes Gantz look like a masterpiece for having invented it.
      Bad framerate.
      Combat is DMC at home.
      No RPG in a Final Fantasy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alien invasion? Or everybody being able to be resurrected?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Degenerate, fedora storyline that tries to be edgy and subversive like GoT but fails to understand why people got into that in the first place. It's a shell of a story that reeks of dishonesty and lazy writing. Nobody cares if the story in souls games or DMC isnt that good, but for a Final Fantasy game to lean so hard on the HBO/Netflix westernslop is atrocious.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The story goes downhill after the 2nd timeskip and the spacing between new powers is very shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      From what I've gathered from reviews:
      -Very bad performance. It drops below 30 FPS and/or 720p at times.
      -It's a movie game, you put the controller down and watch long cutscenes a lot. But I guess that's expected from Final Fantasy.
      -The story is great at the start, it goes to shit halfway through. Someone even said the demo is the best part of the game.
      -Zero RPG elements, it's an action game through and through.
      -Zero exploration, it's completely linear.
      -Sidequests are shit, "collect 10 bear asses" MMO garbage.
      -The combat itself is great, but the game is so easy you can beat every encounter by spamming random buttons. In order to unlock hard difficulty, you need to beat the game once.
      -Eikon fights are boring.

      That's about it. It's not a "disaster," it seems to be a decent game. But it's not the masterpiece / Square's return to form the demo led us to believe.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >every point negative
        >guys I totally read these in the 99% of glowing reviews
        Try harder.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          holy cope

          hmmm.....

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I only listed the (supposed, I haven't played it) flaws, obviously. And some of those aren't even flaws, "it's not an RPG, it's an action game" isn't necessarily a bad thing. I'm just pointing out what some reviewers said they didn't like about the game.
          Dude, I even said it seems to be a good game. Stop with this console warring bullshit already, I wanted the game to be as good as possible and I'm a bit disappointed. Hopefully they'll fix the "it's easy as shit" issue by the time it comes out on PC, that's my biggest concern personally.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Eikon fights are boring
        This is the most disappointing thing for me and I was worried ever since it was revealed. What I've seen of it supports the people who have that opinion too

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      DMC on HRT
      Plus it was all just a book so nothing happened.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trannies and liberals are mad that its good so they are trying to man7favture a false narrative.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game is gay troony propaganda with a gay troony sex scene hiding behind race to trick homosexuals like you into thinking it's "based" and buying a whole pointless console to play it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are sexual themes, but there aren't any visible sex scenes. Nudity, yes. But it simply fades to black when they get into the act. And the scene in question with Barnabas, depicts no sexual act.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            So do you have that bookmarked for whenever anyone mentions that Barnabas as troony sex with Kaguya?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why are you so interested? I was merely correcting the statements made.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a final fantasy game that isn't a final fantasy game, just like the last ten or so

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        every final fantasy has been different after 3, they went for a more sci-fi serious angle

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Understand, "not a REAL Final Fantasy game" is a non-argument from shitters that think high sci-fi and other fantastical elements that aren't strictly fantasy haven't been present in the franchise from day 1 in the Flying Fortress

          It's also the go-to for the kind of desperate shitposter that spends a huge amount of time on Ganker thinking primarily of ways to exclude a game from a category entirely, instead of actually having any reasons why a given game is bad. See MMO threads that usually have somebody very very desperate to say an online multiplayer game with many players isn't an MMO

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a final fantasy game that isn't a final fantasy game, just like the last ten or so

            Real Final Fantasy games hinge on compelling storytelling about the transcendent and the eternal. 16 isn't a real final fantasy game because it deliberately sets out to subvert your expectations of the story being good and instead have some fedora shlock nonsense going on instead. Even XV got this right with the Christ allegory.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Contrarians and 3rd world people who should be perma banned because their way of living offers no insight on any topic ever

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't explain why but this game feels like Oscar bait.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No Black folk
    >Cool boss fights
    >Great story that filters illiterate tards
    >Compelling villains
    Yep FF is back.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Cool boss fights
      NO
      story that filters illiterate tards
      Frick no.
      villains
      Double frick no.

      Want this game done better? Asura's Wrath. Go play that instead.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Want this game done better? Asura's Wrath. Go play that instead.
        NO. Double triple quadruple frick no. Quintuple frick no. Awww hell naw homie. nO. what the hell????????????????????

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Keep seething jerry

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NO
        Yes
        >Frick no.
        Frick yes.
        >Double frick no.
        Double frick yes.

        >Want this game done better? Asura's Wrath. Go play that instead.

        No, it's rushed trash with mandatory cancer DLC and no creativity when it comes to combat

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we want the snoy nu-gow audience
    good riddance

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barrybros, we won

      VPN

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barrybros, we won

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      we did and im not proud of it. i wanted the game to be good.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only way barrybros can win is if FF15 becomes good which it still hasn't and never will.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just enjoying all the stupid fricking 16 shills seething at how mediocre their shit westernized game is. HAHAHA
    It always balances out.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    BRO MY GAME OF TRONES WAS AN ALIEN ALL THIS TIMEEEEEEEEEEEE W-WE LOVE ALIEN PLOT TWISTS SO MUCH HMMMMM LET ME MUNCH THAT BUNG HOLE, YOSHI P

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DMC director says FFXIV's combat is his magnum opus
    >Ends up being completely shit and baby tier
    what did he mean by this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He probably just made V combat. Dante, Nero and vergil combat system was made by other people.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that would honestly be the funniest shit ever if it's true. they just didn't tell us what exactly he directed in the DMCV combat

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          he did nero's combat, as far as I'm aware

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He probably just made V combat. Dante, Nero and vergil combat system was made by other people.

      that would honestly be the funniest shit ever if it's true. they just didn't tell us what exactly he directed in the DMCV combat

      >director
      that was a random guy from the team, not itsuno

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RE4R is kino
    >ToTK is kino
    >FFXVI is kino
    >AC6 is going to be kino
    >Starfield will be kino
    >Mario Wonder will be kino
    >Mario RPG will be kino
    >Spider-Man 2 will be kino
    Jesus christ it feels fricking GREAT to be an idort. Seethe and cope homosexuals.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is kino
      Rebirth might be. This wet fart is a forgotten page in the history of this franchise.
      This isn't about console wars to me it's about not ruining a franchise I once held dear.

      Also you forgot DQ Monsters. Now that's kino unbound. A game I can't wait to play.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rebith and FF7R are cut from the same cloth as 16. Changes franchise, actiony as hell with the RPG depth of a puddle that is extremely linear with awful padding side quests with poor writing. Even 7R got less than this 88

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Changes franchise, actiony as hell with the RPG depth of a puddle
          FFVIIr has far more depth than the og.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't care, it's still turn based and a huge improvement over XIII's combat.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            There is nothing turn based about 7R, in any capacity. Atleast with the old ATB you could say people had turns, but this is just an action game where instead of cooldowns you spend a gauge to use special shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      good goy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >grouping Nintendo games with all that shit
      lmao, frick off homosexual.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >homosexual tendie hates everything that isn't Nintendo
        Suck a dick you walking fricking parody, vidya is great across all fronts this year.

        is kino
        Rebirth might be. This wet fart is a forgotten page in the history of this franchise.
        This isn't about console wars to me it's about not ruining a franchise I once held dear.

        Also you forgot DQ Monsters. Now that's kino unbound. A game I can't wait to play.

        >you forgot DQ Monsters
        You're right I did. My bad.
        >Dragon Quest Monsters will be kino
        >Death Stranding 2 will be kino
        >Sand Land will be kino
        >FFVII Rebirth will be kino
        >Star Ocean 2 will be kino
        Fantastic year.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh shit I forgot about Star Ocean as well. Anything else for jrpg fans coming down the line? Oh yeah that new Atlus game.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The new Atlus game looks good, and if either the FFT or FFIX remake rumors are true I'll be happy. In fairness, Nintendo dropped a bomb of good news today, the year just keeps getting more stacked.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally who wanted to play as a 35 year old man in a final fantasy game?
    And the worst part is he still acts exactly like you would expect from a teenager.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clive and Jack are the best protagonists we’ve had in years. Much better than the pink stick with no ass and the wannabee K-pop troupe.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >konosuba fan arguing about tastes in a fantasy setting
      Say it ain't so.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    VPN

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You really are mindbroken huh?

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    see

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      VPN

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        is the VPN in the room with us rn?

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    is the VPN in the room with us rn?

    VPN

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      keep bumping barrys thread

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shills are seething. All is well.

        VPN

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          bump

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shills are seething. All is well.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares about this anymore. The next best shot for the PS rabids is Spiderman. An 88 with the PS exclusive bonus isn't worth trying to rile people up with and isnt a GOTY candidate.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i ask myself the same question. it's like he picks games to mald over and shill at random

      VPN

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol, I love how after a week or two the threads will be dead like RE4. And fricking morons still think shills don't exist on this site.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dont think its paid shills. I know its just XIV players pushing it since Yoshida has gotten a pretty decent following thanks to his work on XIV. The issue here is its the equivalent of Barry trying to push XV. It's an obnoxious crowd who wont hear anything other than "Your game good"

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol, I love how after a week or two the threads will be dead like RE4. And fricking morons still think shills don't exist on this site.

          VPN

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Obsessed

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    and an 88 is bad because….?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i ask myself the same question. it's like he picks games to mald over and shill at random

      >brand new IPs to continue the Barry talk
      I'm with the other guy, at this point this has to be some fricker using a VPN or changing his phone's IP with airplane mode.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    even if the morrow is barren of promises
    nothing shall forestall his return
    to become the Barry that silences the seethe

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Final Fantasy hopefully
    They're just shitting on the name at this point

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't put my finger about it but this game feels cheap by mainline standards

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cheap is right. It reminds me more of stranger of paradise than a mainline game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't insult Stranger of Paradise like that

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          SoP is dogshit and ironic memes will never carry it like they did for MGR.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It legitimately has great combat

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >memes
            come on dude why are you fricking arguing about a game you know dogshit of

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Looks worse than Nioh 1 on release, jesus christ.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >standards
      12 came out in 2006 and definitely didn't feel like it was as big of a deal as the PS1 games nor X.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        By 2006, Kingdom Hearts had become the main SE series people obsessed over. 12 also isn't as flashy and extravagant as other games.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's with this barry schizo shit? Game is dogshit btw.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      VPN spammer is desperately spamming FF 16 threads to try and control the narrative

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      VPN spammer is desperately spamming FF 16 threads to try and control the narrative

      barry

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    trash

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Continues living rent free in your tiny head while I enjoy this kino lmao

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why I go to this site anymore. All this negativity made me not want to play the game anymore. I feel sad, like my excitement was robbed. I just wanted a good Final Fantasy game till Rebirth is out.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      buy 4090 and play starfield

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly feel like I wanna play games like Game Dev Tycoon. They never released a sequel, so I'll just have to play something else. For some reason, it's really comfy to me.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cult like behavior towards protecting the game reminded me of the mentally ill trannies from XIV

    The game played like XV and i was right, garbage action rpg.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the same people, so that shouldn't surprise you.

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    still shits all over xv

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao all these impotent thread barry and still XVI is coming to buttfrick flopspoken. you should honestly just kys you autistic asiatic homosexual lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Barry rents live free in their heads
      >They act like Barry did while shilling FF16

      The Forspoken arc was a love story all along

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        KINO

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Octochuds we won

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to go back please, frick this grimdork garbage

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can thank 13 and 15 for being disasters in the eyes of square. now you'll never get that shit back.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in the eyes of square
        they were disasters in the eyes of everyone, Black person
        shut up

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          does that diminish what I said, anon?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm genuinely starting to fricking hate this fat frick and the guy who wrote witcher. Fantasy used to be this magical place that would make you want to live in, good would always triumph over evil, and you would feel good whenever you finished a book.
        But now it's all bad endings and "realistic" medieval stuff with some magic here and there, everything is morally gray and no fun allowed.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          FF16 is the most cliche JRPG shit in existence, all the grayness is washed out by the time you're 30-40% done and you get the usual childhood friend lover power of friendship evil god wants to kill humanity because he just does.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          this
          they had a nice tense premise that looked seemingly hopeless on the surface. but that was always accompanied by a beautiful scenery and a world that had a lot of mesmerizing miracles to display.

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We were robbed of Versus 13

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >our game was a massive success, right noctis?
      >stella...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ROBBED?
      you mean that homosexual NOMURA mismanaged the game and had to be removed. Tabata was brought in to save it and in the end he was sacrificed. RIP Tabata

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    39/40
    Not enough 3 hour unskippable sex scenes between Clive and Joshua.
    Will wait for the full release haha on PC.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So far, the people screaming Black folk are desperately trying to distract people away from the fact that the story sucks, the side quests sucks and the combat gets repetitive.

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sites openly dock point because no black people
    > point this out
    >omg stop talking about black people

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >schizo assumes points only got docked because of a lack of Black folk
      >ignores every game that got good scores despite not having Black folk

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They literally tell you they're upset about it. You just pretend you didn't read it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >reading comprehension
          Not only are you an ESL, but how many of these reviews can you find? 4? 5? Out of 100?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >other games have no Black folk and get GoTY
      >no its cause they didnt have Black folk
      But it has a troony and a literal gay kiss. Now cope with your "Muh Chud/ESG/Twitter/Kotaku" shit. Jesus its like watching Barry all over again trying to cope how it doesnt count. You guys really are all Barry clones.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is a xenomorph a troony?

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never mind the mechanics, is the story any good?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      one of the worst

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironic, literal fanfiction.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So, just like every other FF then ?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. I mean its literal fanfiction.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So, just like every other FF then ?

        would that make the old school FFs the canon series lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No characters are really interesting beyond who they frick
      Even Clive being a revenge filled meathead feels kind of bland

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there ANYONE saying ANYTHING good about the story? The opening of the demo was a cool spectacle and all the story so far was boring as frick.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A bunch of reviews say the story is really good, but these are the same idiots that claimed ToTK had an amazing story, so I personally don't believe it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't liked any FF story besides 7 which I love, and 9 and 10 at least had solid characters, so I'm debating skipping all cutscenes that aren't a spectacle and just ignoring the story.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think X had the best overall story. The way it tricks you into thinking it's an isekai, and then a time travel story, and then revealing it was neither of those was pretty great and the ending cutscene is arguably one of the most kino endings in the history of the franchise.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I think X had the best overall story. The way it tricks you into thinking it's an isekai,

            ? Nobody on earth ever thought that when the game was out. Isekai was not even a well-developed concept

            10's story is trash because its characters are trash

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Isekai was not even a well-developed concept
              as in it makes you think Tidus was transported to another world you fricking moron.
              >10's story is trash because its characters are trash
              lmao

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >as in it makes you think Tidus was transported to another world you fricking moron.

                It doesn't

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The literal beginning of the game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                nobody thought that at the time, sorry you can't understand final fantasy x : |

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nobody thought that at the time
                I played it at the time you moron.
                >Tidus goes through a portal in Sin and wakes up in world that's completely alien to him and is captured by people speaking a language he doesn't recognize.
                So you just magically knew that it's the same world even before the Rikku mentions Zanarkand being a city that was destroyed a long time ago? I admit it's early in the game thatshe mentions it but there's still a brief period where the game tries to make you think it's a different world though.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I played it at the time you moron.

                see if you can figure out what this indicates about you based on my prior statement

                frog in your pocket m8? "us"

                yeah people who grew up not with phones sitting on the internet 24/7

                youve never tried to climb a tree. not even tried. lol.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >see if you can figure out what this indicates about you based on my prior statement
                okay so you have no argument.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am not really interested in "arguing" with people who are throwing emotional support behind FF16, I'm just here to make fun of you. You aren't taken seriously and aren't gamers/enthusiasts/generally don't belong here

                captcha: KYMNM

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I am not really interested in "arguing" with people who are throwing emotional support behind FF16
                What the frick are you talking about? I never even mentioned FF16 you schizo.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                anyone who doesn't think FFX is terrible is outright gay

                it killed the series and showed them cementing their slide into total irrelevance which has now lasted almost 25 years

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                FFX is good.
                FFX-2 is great.
                I love all FF except FF13-2 and FFXV

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it killed the series by being one of the best entries and selling really well
                only thing wrong with FFX was the lack of overworld and Seymour's hair being too silly.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sales

                completely irrelevant. why do zoomers do this? you are not the company's accountant

                the series being "Alive" or not means it is making meaningful games that have any worth or value to this industry. After FF8, final fantasy has not been relevant again

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                explain exactly how FFX killed the series.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                total slide into j-aesthetics
                total slide into j-sappy writing
                reinforcement of j-themes (irrelevant love story, pop singing as part of game design/aesthetic)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >total slide into j-aesthetics
                and it looked great
                >total slide into j-sappy writing
                and it had some of the best writing in the series.
                >reinforcement of j-themes (irrelevant love story)
                lmao what about FF7 then with Aerith and shit?
                > pop singing as part of game design/aesthetic
                FFX didn't have that.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and it looked great

                Towing a party line so hard that you lie to yourself isn't going to work out for you in your life, just so you know

                no matter how much you "support" final fantasy it will never respond to your existence

                I played these games when they were relevant and I can very clearly tell you when they stopped being.

                >lmao what about FF7 then with Aerith and shit?
                ? cloud is not in love with aerith there are no real love themes

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you'll shit your pants in a thread until it hits bump limit and as soon as it does you search for the next thread to keep the turtlehead poking out

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I played these games when they were relevant and I can very clearly tell you when they stopped being.
                so did i homosexual
                >? cloud is not in love with aerith
                lmao. okay bud. sure thing. But even then you act as if romance in FF was somehow a novel thing in FF when FF4 exists.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Expected GoT like dialogue
      >Actually no black humour at all
      >Total shift in tones the moment Cid is introduced
      >Clive : "How am I supposed to tell you when I find him!?"
      >Cid : "Good question. I dunno... scream?"
      >A couple of minutes later
      >Cid finds Gav
      >Cid : "CLIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!"
      >Clive : "... I thought you were joking".
      This is actually gold and soul as frick.

      Yes there are a lot of people that do. It's not that hard to follow really.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cid is a kino factory.

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We were robbed of FF Versus XIII

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      honestly i think Nomura and Tabat should kiss each other (more than they already did) and work on this vision that never came to fruition. just give them some stacks bro. you think they would turn that down?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't believe we didn't get this and we ended up getting the seaming pile of shit that was XV

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with it? All the media I have seen on it looks cool.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you weren't there for the leaks. and oh boy i tell you you're in for a ride. literally

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its time accept that Final Fantasy will NEVER have a good game again

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm playing XVI right now and I like it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        NOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT
        THAT'S ILLEGAL

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Strong lead performance
      wut

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        her voice performance is strong and well acted
        just the dialog shes given is weak

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black person bonus

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ff16 remind me a bit of forspoken, feels like reskin forspoken.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This reminds me that game journalists were actually always idiots even 20 years ago, and you could tell from the reviews in the magazines that they did not understand jrpg stories at all, only going for the visuals. Like, FF8 got star reviews on aesthetics back then, even though saying the story is dogshit is pretty low hanging fruit. They just didn't even get it enough to comprehend that it's not good, just like they didn't get FFX story enough to comprehend that it is good.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        8 got good reviews because it's a good game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hmmm.....

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No guys it's shit, the number is meaningless, it's a bad game please believe me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >noooo these reviews dont count
        >but these reviews do
        Lmao so it literally is a playerbase of Barrys vs Barry.

        Question now is if Starfield or Armored Core will be the ones competing with ToTk for GoTY. I'm leaning on Armored Core.

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"How do we reinvigorate the franchise? Fans stopped liking it in 2009 and we haven't made a good game since."
    >"Let's just copy some trashy shock value show that it's own fans and actors turned on before it even ended!"

    What's the fricking point? Just copy Lost while you're at it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember all the low orbit space battles in Game of Thrones too anon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remember when Aliens manipulated Westeros and its leaders to push their own agenda? Those were crazy chapters.

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why don’t they just use dominants all the time?

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I hate about this game is the amount of QTE and wish they could just add an option to automatically complete them like in god of war 3.
    If you're going to make battles a cutscene then just turn them into cutscenes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought there was an option to turn them off

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got the game early and just checked, there is not an option

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The seethe in the Polygon review

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek I just read it.
      They are boiling that slavery is a big aspect of the world. They were also surprised that Clive didn't automatically know slavery was bad from the start. What is wrong with these people?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fun fact the other famous seething review that people are posting, the euro gamer one? The writer used to work at polygon

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Legit excited after hearing they poached some Dragon's Dogma and DMC devs to work on the combat
    >It's just faster paced god of war
    I am legit angry.

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nips listened to their social media consultants and thought twitter & reddit were a good source of information on what gamers want.
    hope Japan can learn from this lesson since generally speaking they have good pattern recognition.

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know the game is bad when a streamer is doing a paid stream of the ad and has a disclaimed that anyone complaining about the gameplay gets banned. Like, holy shit, how thick skinned is SE that they can't let anyone say a bad thing about it?

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is, without a doubt, THE CRINGIEST thing to appear in a Final Fantasy in the entire series history. There has never been something so embarrassingly stupid in 15 entries and then they just happen to do a stupid fricking anime fight.

    Luckily it was in the demo so I don't have to pay money for this fricking shit

    >worst soundtrack in the series
    >worst story in the series except for XIII
    >worst gameplay in the series except for II
    >worst performance in the series
    what a fricking catastrophe

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"It's bad cause i said so!" tier argument
      >Not a single explanation for why it's bad

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >soundtrack is cliche uninspired bullshit just like all of FFXIV - quantity over quality
        >story is anime soap opera shit, whereas previous FF games went for more of a Ghibli storybook quality
        >gameplay is button mash equip-autowin bullshit
        >performance is objectively the worst in the series
        better now?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >whereas previous FF games went for more of a Ghibli storybook quality

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Am I wrong?
            They certainly weren't Dragonball Z fan fiction
            Even Dragon Quest was more dignified than that shit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No.

          You only made slighlty longer sentences of your previous "i said so" arguments. None of those things explain why they're so bad, they just are.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally just the same message from the other thread

      [...]

      The game really is just the worst combination of morons on both sides.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just say you have shit taste

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    QRD? Whats wrong wit it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not an RPG, not a very good action game either. Made by MMO devs and it shows. Story isn't even good.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Horriibly optimized, its FFXV-2 in the sense that even without the items that play the game for you its hold button down to win, story is subjective so wont touch that, music is subjective so wont touch that, lack of RPG mechanics, an actual fricking troony and not in the lmao trolling troony game, a legitimate character that goes man to female and a gay kiss while cucking a normal couple.

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hononononon new gam bad heck tortanic fo rizzles this time X'D

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does a part of Ganker hope for the next tortanic whenever the next big title rolls around? does it give their dicks a sensation they lost a long time ago whenever something ends up being a bigger failure than themselves? doesn't it get tiring to do game after game after game?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      TORtanic and Cyberjunk did irreversible damage to this board

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm always searching for that high that Shazam gave me during cyberpunk

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can beat DMC with only one button too
    You can always choose to play games in the least fun way possible, doesn't mean you should. I also imagine using other buttons wraps up the fights significantly faster.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon who has beaten the game here.
      Yeah this is basically it, you do flashy stuff to finish fights "faster"; unfortunately, if you have a brain, you've likely optimized your basic combo 10 hours in. at that point it's just adding abilities. Sadly, the fights are already VERY EASY, even in FF mode honestly. Chronolith Trials are good, but outside of that the difficulty is like playing KH2 on normal.
      They needed to give Clive a much bigger moveset OR made eikon's edit his basic stuff (only Odin really does this).
      It's funny when I say that KH2/3 Sora feels like he can do more than Clive in terms of moveset, but it's 100% true.

      They needed to make the game harder and make Eikon's actually alter basic/magic attacks. Clive is literally just Nero without the actual cool Nero things.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got three things from demo
        1. dodge at correct timing to get buff
        2. Save some ability cooldown when you are about to get enemies staggered
        3. pick up 3 correct abilities in NG+

        I am looking forward to see speed-run for difficult bosses.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also on top of this, if you optimize; Boss design in this game is FRICKED. What ends up happening is you break their stagger and dump as many cooldowns as possible.
        This is usually enough to bump them down to their next phase, which usually starts off with a 5 seconds QTE that if you succeed, you stagger the boss AGAIN. And get your cooldowns restored to do another burst.
        And this is pretty much the case for most bossfights (usually it takes 3-4 burst phases (not the free ones) to take out a boss).
        There's no secret boss that tests all your knowledge either, S rank hunts are fun but there's only a handful of them.
        If you want a actual challenge in this game, I suggest removing all pots from the start. And purposefully keep yourself underleveled by avoiding side content/basic enemy killing.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          All in all. Personally FF16 is a masterpiece IF you solely look at the spectacle, because this shit is amazing.
          However, from both a action game and arpg perspective, there have been far better. FF16 isn't bad, but it's in desperate need of balance changes and more things for Clive to do. It falls flat before DMC V, KH3RM, and even Bayo 3 in terms of combat design. Something like SoP does both the action game, and action rpg things better.
          Keep in mind I am not saying what they have here is BAD. Just that there isn't nearly enough of it.
          My hopes are for a KH remind style superbosses in the DLC. That actually force you to play well and have minimal QTE interruptions.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also on top of this, if you optimize; Boss design in this game is FRICKED. What ends up happening is you break their stagger and dump as many cooldowns as possible.
        This is usually enough to bump them down to their next phase, which usually starts off with a 5 seconds QTE that if you succeed, you stagger the boss AGAIN. And get your cooldowns restored to do another burst.
        And this is pretty much the case for most bossfights (usually it takes 3-4 burst phases (not the free ones) to take out a boss).
        There's no secret boss that tests all your knowledge either, S rank hunts are fun but there's only a handful of them.
        If you want a actual challenge in this game, I suggest removing all pots from the start. And purposefully keep yourself underleveled by avoiding side content/basic enemy killing.

        All in all. Personally FF16 is a masterpiece IF you solely look at the spectacle, because this shit is amazing.
        However, from both a action game and arpg perspective, there have been far better. FF16 isn't bad, but it's in desperate need of balance changes and more things for Clive to do. It falls flat before DMC V, KH3RM, and even Bayo 3 in terms of combat design. Something like SoP does both the action game, and action rpg things better.
        Keep in mind I am not saying what they have here is BAD. Just that there isn't nearly enough of it.
        My hopes are for a KH remind style superbosses in the DLC. That actually force you to play well and have minimal QTE interruptions.

        thank you, Anon

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s pozzed about it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's a homosexual couple
      and it's racist because there's no shaniqua or tyrone

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Main villain its troony Kaguya down to xer motivations and methods. They also created a minor character who appears for a 5 second gay kissing scene to show that Dion is gay.

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got way too hyped up. This will be the last time I ever hype myself up over a game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're hyped about starfield and you know it. and you'll be just as disappointed as well. the circle of life.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        how to hype starfield. sci-fi setting is outdated and space travel is zoomer thing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I played enough Bethesda games to realize the only fun part about them is the modding. I unironically spent like a week crafting my perfect version of Skyrim but only ended up playing for a few hours.

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITS A NEW HECKIN TORTANIC
    yawn, outside of cyberpunk Ganker is always wrong

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      funny thing is that both TOR and Cyberpunk despite being shit and underdelivering managed to turn a profit in the end

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cyberpunk lost CDPR billions of dollars, it's why they starting licking blackrock's feet

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sinks your video game
    How did they do it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >black people and slave
      so they have to avoid that. it is understandable

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just started but bruh... is the games entire bestiary really only 2 and a half pages long??

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    XVI flopped yoshitpiss lost barry won by getting tens of free properities in your heads

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gameplay is jus DMC but without depth or difficulty
    >story is pure mediocrity that only has shock value going for it
    >exploration and sidequests straight up trash
    Yearly reminder that Final Fantasy will never ever go back to its glory days.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon have you seen the state of gaming lately? There are no more glory days.
      if you want to play videogames now you learn to settle for reasonably acceptable.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No
        I recently played Astlibra Revision, and that shit is straight up a masterpiece. Granted it's indie, but it felt like one of those cult classics of the 90's.
        I really recommend it, you even have the whole "summons are abilities" bit too. There's great side content as well.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yearly reminder that Final Fantasy will never ever go back to its glory days.

      Whatever the frick that means. The FF fanbase is so splintered, each numbered FF title has it's own tribe of professional shtiflingers and each of them will claim their game is better.

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WTF were they even fricking thinking by making this game so dogshit easy? Like I'm 15 hours in and unironically soldier of godrick is harder than anything I've fought in this game so far.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      MMO devs = MMO quality = Do not Play

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surely they'll add more difficulties sometime after release, right? Like with KH3?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They might add superbosses and shit in DLC, but I doubt they add a difficulty that's just "this is what FF mode should've been, but now we're actually doing it".
      I can't believe they hyped it up as "harder than DMD" when this shit is easier than KH on critical mode.
      And unlike Kh2/3 you don't have the option to do level 1 runs either.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      None of the reviewers tried the Final Fantasy mode on NG+

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    PC KEKS ARE SEETHING MAD LMAO EVERYONE IS SEETHING MAD OVER FFXVI GETTING A GOOD SCORE/REVIEWS AND TAKING OVER THE INTERNET

    AHHHHHHH UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRRRR

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did durai know what happened I'm confused

  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://drive.google.com/file/d/1zDsWG21-rWdN8rrYvwjrvkyn0d2kJB1E/view
    Barnabas theme when he gets his fight boner.

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played 3.5hr and for some reason it's not fun and I do not want to play anymore. Anyone has same experience?

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I SAYING THIS NOW AND FOREVR FOR ALL MAN WHO ABOUT PLAYING HTIS "GAME"..... IS NOT GAME.... IS MOIVIE!!! YOU P{L:AYING MOIVIE FANTASY.... NOT FINAL FANSTY.... SUPPORTING NOW REAL GAMEING.... NOT GIVING MONEY TO MOVIE GAMEING!!!!

    GIVE ME GAME... NOT MOIVIE!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ESL

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish this was a flop but it's looking like a success sadly. Already tired of Yoshida's single player venture stripping key people from FFXIV development to push this shit. Boggles my mind that a lot of FFXIV players honestly think him doing that and splitting time between games hasn't damaged XIV at a key point in its lifespan.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should be blaming the XIV devs for wasting time on useless content like the island sanctuary, Hrothgar and graphics update

  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the doomposting for this game feel so inorganic?
    It looks great

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because it is
      unlike legitimate concern threads about cyberpunk or elden ring this is completely fabricated outrage by at most a handful of posters

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly the main complaint I have about the game is Ultima. Personality seems dry compared to barney,Hugo, and even benidikda

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This board would have went nuclear over Necron who didn't even get any build up like Ultima. Necron, who is the final boss of the HIGHEST rated FF game

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            All the shitposting around xvi just has me wondering now how many games that people think of as classics would be panned now

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Being barely written is better than being poorly written. Necron was only there so Kuja, the real antagonist, could redeem himself.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      xiv autists upset about their shitty game getting dev time le stolen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it def feels fake. Like people are just going through the motions.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The leaker was an SE employee and most of the shills are XIV discord troons raiding attempting to do damage control.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        headcanon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mainly because like other new games, anons want it to fail instead of thinking it's actually going to fail, so a lot of the complaining is stuff a lot of people don't care about.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does the doomposting for this game feel so inorganic?
      Because it is. For instance look how many times this comment from upthread has been posted since May.
      https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/%22mmo%20devs%22%20%22mmo%20quality%22/

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not enough BBC

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally zodiark trancer + doomers + barry doing to do everything in its power to doom post when everyone is currently playing the game. same thing happened to ff14

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the deal with zodiark trancers, all I know is that they played ff14 and didn't like the direction the story went in, what's their deal?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Upset that the game isn't like their fanfiction, same as the average morons in FFVIII threads spamming their lame brained R=U shit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          group of players that didn't like the direction the game took
          started as doomposters on the official XIV forums, then one of them started a discord.
          They basically just jerked each other off and reinforced their opinion in solitude, until one of them decided to make a comic depicting the character Venat as evil. It was cringy fanfic, badly drawn, with tons of tracing, and broken english, so people started making fun of the comic. After this incident, the zodiark trancers went mental and started astroturfing on leddit, Ganker, /vg/ and also ramped their shitposting on the official XIV forums

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            don't forget trancers are wowfugees that skipped story until the part people praise. No wonder they misinterpreted, got laughed at and ended hate raiding and falseflagging.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >trying to blame XIV players
        XIV players that are pushing this game are trying to kill it? Are you moronic? Do you understand where the main fanbase for XVI comes from?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would 14 players like a game that took away their devs and fricked their game?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kek you just wanna stir up animosity and anger between everyone don't you, very sad

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              >nooooo XIV players are actually trying to sabotage our game
              >ignoring all the praise Yoshida gets from XIV players and using Yoshida as a positive for XVI given his history
              Oh frick off. You Black folk are trying to push more tribalism.

              No, I just don't understand why a 14 player would be happy for a game that took content away from them. It doesn't make sense to me. If I was a 14 player, I'd hate this game, not shill it

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If I was a 14 player, I'd hate this game, not shill it
                You haven't been in XIV threads then. They will defend the current update formula with their lives. Most of my FC and even the Excalibur server is waiting for XVI to come out. You legitimately don't understand how much good will Yoshida has thanks to FFXIV.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You understand that the supposed content anemic patches of Endwalker FFXVI has been taking devs since Heavensward has seen more players not less right?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >most devs leave after 3.0
                >4.0-4.58 has the most content
                >5.0 current sees a decrease in both quality and quantity outside of expansion MSQ
                Really makes you wonder how SB had so much despite losing a chunk of CBU3 during development.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're getting gaslighted by Bazzy. Most XIV players don't actually care enough to get a PS5 just for one game even with their YoshiP worship.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Most XIV players don't actually care enough to get a PS5 just for one game even with their YoshiP worship.
            You understand a good chunk of XIV players are console players right? PS4/PS5 make a decent amount of the core playerbase.
            >bazzy
            Ah sorry I forgot you were a tribalistic schizo desperate to shut down arguments of any kind even if it means ignoring that XIV players are also console players.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I did a sort of poll on /xivg/ a few days ago. I asked people if they were excited about XVI and if they were gonna play it. Only one or two players said they had preordered the game. The rest either said they were gonna wait for a PC release or a few that said that they didn't really care about it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      All 'doomposting' lately feels this way.

  89. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain to me how Clive is able to use other eikon powers?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      His body is the vessel for Ultima.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        um I thought he was Ifrit...what?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ultima is an entire race of Ifrits.
          Yes, it's as dumb as it sounds.

  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't believe this final fantasy game is easy
    Name me a single mainline FF game that was even a little bit challenging. It doesn't exist and never has.

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but this one is a competent action game so I think people expected a higher ceiling of difficulty, youre not wrong though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can't believe this final fantasy game is easy
      Name me a single mainline FF game that was even a little bit challenging. It doesn't exist and never has.

  92. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GoT tier atmosphere and tone
    >Action focus
    >RPG elements as an after-thought

    While all those look like poor choices to me i do like the characters and art design so i may eventually give it a go if the story is decently good. For what i`ve seen it already looks better than VIIR, XV and SoP at the very least... Bar`s pretty low but you know, baby steps.

  93. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all these deleted posts
    I'm smelling Barry again.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      barry hasn't posted all day despite OP spamming about him for 10 hours

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >OP spamming about him for 10 hours
        The thread is only 5 hours old

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess all his "lol barry lost" threads the mods deleted today wouldn't show up in the archives would they

  94. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The combat is good (for an action RPG) but nothing else is
    Whoever thought every npc needs a cutscene instead of a text box can eat a dick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro literally has the opposite opinion of everyone else

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what you actually liked the story or the empty hyper realistic fields that get boring to look at in 5 minutes?

  95. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off barry and stop replying to yourself, it is embarrassing.

  96. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when Final Fantasy threads were some of the best on Ganker, what the hell happened? Is it a FFXIV thing? FFXV?

  97. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    game is great so far
    only disaster is white savior complex demanding more black representation and getting angry the game involves slavery

  98. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Game of Thrones influence isn't subtle. It's funny seeing FF cultists do mental contortions to convince themselves it's totally different.

  99. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the GoT shit only lasts the prologue lmao
    it turns more jrpg in the main game but with graphic violence and seggs
    loving it so far - even this homosexual is cool as hell

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >graphic violence and seggs
      >homosexual
      Isn't that GoT shit too?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual has been synonymous with FF since Cloud cross-dressing
      yeah you're right GoT invented violence and seggs lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        meant for

        >graphic violence and seggs
        >homosexual
        Isn't that GoT shit too?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          does this qt survive?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes but her boyfriend doesn't

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              He wrote the book so he LIVED

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                His death is not really negotiable if you see the scene. Clive wrote the book, he just used Joshua's name to honor him.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                After the big flashback, you see Clive using the power on the phoenix on Joshua's chest and then walking away. My interpretation is that he made up for his failure in the prologue and succeeded in reviving him

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The power of the phoenix can't revive the dead. If Joshua couldn't save himself with the phoenix, there is no way he could be saved without it. The flashback was just an emotional moment for Clive, there was no point of powering though anything or breaking the odds after it, Clive just gave up and accepted his brother is dead and there is nothing he can do but avenge him.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Joshua isn't dead though

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Joshua wrote the book, and he died in the story because Final Fantasy is in game fiction. It’s just some tumblr tier gay sex fan fiction written by some creepy homosexual that wants to see people frick alien troons.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I knew he was gonna be good. I hope he joins the party, don't bother spoiling I'm leaving the thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Storm of Loyalty never disappoints

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        When my mommy forgets to buy my tendies

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        more like
        Storm of Sodomy

  100. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      xvi-kun malding

  101. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    non-sperg barry loves it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what race is that
      poo? paki?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like that guy(romantically) but he's reviewing the game after only 6 hours of playing it and calling it GOTY lmao.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair to him, what's the actual completion though? Let's be honest, there isn't really any so far.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you mean complain instead of completion? If so I guess it's cause a lot of people are saying the story falls off hard near the end so judging a game and calling it goty before completing it is weird.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I meant competition but my auto correct fricked up

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              In my opinion, AC6 is the only competition cause im a fromsoft shill. I genuinely don't understand why people like totk so much. Diablo was fun but no goty. Starfield will only be good years after modders finish developing and patching the game. A lot of people seem to like Spiderman never played it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Spiderman
                I don't hate spiderman, but that's not a real competitor, just normalgay pandering.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >only competition

                what are you talking about? it isn't a matter of "competition" the game doesn't need to be competed into the ground to fail

                actual final fantasy fans are enamoured with honkai star rail right now. video game enthusiasts don't need 10/10 top of the line graphics (at 22 fps)

  102. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    based

  103. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every single fricking review with a semi-serious brand is praising it and calling it one of the best FF games
    >the best one in a decade

  104. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Next Kingdom of Hearts with sex scenes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Xion getting double teamed by Roxas and Axel

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Xion can take on other people's appearances just like Kaguya

  105. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a person who just finished FF16 (got a the game last week) I can easily say this is my favorite FF along with FF14. But one of the reason is that I believe that the Trio survived in the ending. If not the game can burn and rot in hell. Amazing journey will start the final fantasy mode tomorrow.

  106. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think FFXIV players know that this game is out today, there's no in game collab and those Black folk never crawl out from under their rocks.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I dont think the community that praises Yoshida Naoki is aware that Yoshida Naoki is pushing a new game
      You Black person they figured out Yoshida's addition to Board of Director before SE even announced it to the fans.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would 14 players like a game that took away their devs and fricked their game?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would 14 players like a game that took away their devs and fricked their game?

      >nooooo XIV players are actually trying to sabotage our game
      >ignoring all the praise Yoshida gets from XIV players and using Yoshida as a positive for XVI given his history
      Oh frick off. You Black folk are trying to push more tribalism.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm an XIV player and Yoshida can frick right off. He let this game rot.

  107. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  108. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This will still be the best JRPG this year
    I dare you to prove me wrong

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Octopath Traveler 2 came out this year
      Already proven wrong

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not a JRPG or even an ARPG, it’s just a shitty action game, like a gay version of DMC.

  109. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it deserves a lower score, 70 would be fair

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shit console bricking is the games fault

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just played 10hrs straight without a single crash. I bet morons like this have dirty-ass, dusty consoles shoved in a corner with no ventilation whatsoever.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i played

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          okay? what does posting webm of a demonstration of story mode have to do with anything?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            he's desperate

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            you shut down his bait webm so he posted another which also you also downed

  110. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game looks nice, but one thing is for certain: this has nothing to do with Final Fantasy, this is your typical hack and slash game with an FF label.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's extremely fina fantasy. Many people even call it a return to form in anything but combat.

  111. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When FFXVI comes to PC, and people rip the models, I want a shitload of depraved porn with Annabella Rosfield.

  112. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I just don't get it, why aren't they throwing a shit fit like I would

  113. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1280x720 in combat on performance mode

  114. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got the leaked pic of him smiling and staring while fricking the chick?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He fricks his mother?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's the harpy b***h

  115. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't it be funny if you got your girlfriend a branded tattoo? Ha ha ha.

  116. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, a pc mod that increases enemy aggressiveness and damage would be pretty fun. The gameplay is very dull otherwise.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In one of the live game play showings, they said that hard mode makes the enemies more aggressive. They attack you all together instead of one by one.

  117. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so there's seriously no "builds' for Clive or anything? i don't know why i expected anything after how bland XIV since its yoship too but he didn't design the battle system in either of these games

  118. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >heres some sex scenes
    >oh but no actually seeing boobs lol 🙂
    why are japs like this

  119. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    tbh if you were to ask any ff fan they'd say that all ff games are shit besides maybe 7 and that's only because of nostalgia

  120. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The world you seek is merely a fantasy!
    >No, yours is the fantasy. And we will be its final witness.

    Bravo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty weird/sus how the series is called final fantasy yet there are 16 games of it not including spinoffs lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The name is nonetheless fitting because square enix always turns to the series as their final hope, their final game, their final fantasy if you will, to save their company. After all what are games but fantasies and it's not just once that final fantasy was at risk of being their final one.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is unironically a joke that's been going on since before even I was alive.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        very original joke

  121. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FRICK....FRICK!
    >FRICK!
    >.....FRICK!
    Who wrote this shit? it's literally like one of the posts here on Ganker that makes fun of how remakes for games usually just involve the MC saying FRICK a bunch, because yeah there is some truth to that. But this game goes overboard with it. It's not mature, it sounds stupid.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      going by the demo people only swear egregiously like that when extremely stressed or in obvious fear/anger so i don't get this complaint at all

      unless every character suddenly goes "ok i pull up" IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE DEMO'S EVENTS and turns into donte, i call bullshit on you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >going by the demo people only swear egregiously like that when extremely stressed or in obvious fear/anger so i don't get this complaint at all

        you think medieval people would just start saying frick when heavily stressed? you don't think that's tone-deaf to begin with?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          why wouldn't they? "frick" as a word dates back several centuries, somewhere around 1400-1500 AD. do you think nobody swore ever in history?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >why wouldn't they?

            lol, zoomer wants zoomer writing

            ok bro "frick frick frick" is good writing, you go ahead and buy this game

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >zoomers invented swearing
              it now dawns on me you have nothing interesting to say and you're not actually interested in doing anything but screaming and beating off in front of an audience

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                let me ask you a question, have you ever read a book outside school for pleasure, on your own?

                because i notice the answer to this question most often with your generation is no, which is pathetic and means you are genuinely intellectually stunted compared to people 15-20 years your senior

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You just got told you weren't interesting and you're still trying to have an argument about nothing, Anon.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >muh feminine insults

                do you think I think you're interesting? the intent is purely to insult you, for fun. that's not even interesting, it's just natural

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hey, he's right, you really aren't interesting to talk to. Like, at all.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It means “fornicating under consent of the king” it was a crude way for peasants to refer to sex. Using it to convey anger of frustration is a modern concept. It would be the equivalent of yelling “Sex” today.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >fornicating under consent of the king

              No it doesn't. Comes from german ficke with root etymology of proto indoeuropean "to strike"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                > First printed in a Scottish poem in 1503, the ancient and awesomely powerful F-bomb continues to mystify lexicographers. Rumors persist that legal acronyms spawned the obscenity in question ("Fornication Under Consent of the King" or the Irish police-blotter inscription "booked For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"), though the modern-day phrase has been traced to a number of etymological origins: Middle Dutch (fokken), Germanic (ficken), English (firk), Scottish (fukkit). Even the Latin terms futuerre ("to copulate") and pungo ("to prick") bear a striking resemblance to the four-letter word. Of course, its original definition linking sex with violence and pleasure with pain has broadened considerably in the past 500 years.
                Keep believing Snopes moron they don’t know shit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >rumors persist

                wow let's listen to rumors and urban legends instead of linguists

                >Zoomer gets told he is wrong
                >goes and finds something, anything on the internet to support his perspective, no matter how meaningless, like some pulp article written by an early 20s intern without a second thought

                m-muh snopes

  122. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    TEN MINUTES LEFT AHHHHHHHHH AJKNASDJFKANSD

  123. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >got writing
    >mature setting
    >western influence

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      guy who's only ever watched game of thrones: "getting some real game of thrones vibes from this..."

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the game director directly stated it's inspired by game of thrones.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          and? it's also blatantly inspired by every final fantasy game that came before it and jerks off final fantasy tactics really hard

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >and? it's also blatantly inspired by every final fantasy game that came before it

            It's not, though, because it reuses their visual designs without any of their gameplay elements. There's no meaning to it if you see a marlboro in ff16 because it doesn't really have elemental or status effects and dealing with them as part of the gameplay

            >jerks off FFT really hard

            yes this has been their post-relevance go-to to pretend they're trying hard.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It's not,

  124. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they "revive" Joshua to kill him again. Yoshi-P is a hack

  125. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wheres the Weeb shit? Wheres the pervert pandering? Wheres the big titty japanese women who joins the party for no reason.

  126. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    final fantasy is dead and square enix is creativily bankrupt
    next to go is dragon warrior

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's literally been this way for 20 years. longest-surviving corpse in the video game industry

      the coffin nails are sinking how, they have no leadership and are throwing away 50-100m per major project

  127. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game is great like GoT but interesting.

  128. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    swearing in a final fantasy game is cringe as frick also the sex scene qte is weird too

  129. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One more doomhomosexual talking point erased. DF is absolutely gushing about the game technologically.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bazzy boy's copycats don't need silly things like "talking points," they just start dumping gore if they can't maneuver out of an argument.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      DF is a paid advertisement site
      >some website said something so the game doesn't run in 22 fps

      but the game still runs in 22 fps

      why do zoomers do nothing but appeal to authority via youtube? it's honestly bizarre as frick like you can't have any thought for your own

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >zoomer zoomer zoomer zoomer
        >original thought
        lol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you get called out like so because you're reduced from us. you cannot see it but to us it is the most blindingly obvious thing

          you don't trust your own thoughts or opinion and relentlessly go to youtubers for every position you take, afraid to simply support one yourself

          you are weak

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            frog in your pocket m8? "us"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Baseless accusations, the last refuge of a doomie that has nothing left.

  130. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doomie OP
    Turns into a thread praising the game
    Kek

  131. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >720p 30fps
    unforgivable

  132. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FLOP GAME FLOP GAME LMAO
    >SHITTY DISCOUNT DMC
    >LOL GOT REFEREEENCEEEE
    >NOBODY WILL LIKE GRITTY FINAL FANTASY
    >NOBODY LIKES ACTION GAMES
    >FINAL FANTASY IS TURN BASED ONLY
    >BANNED IN SAUDI ARABIA LMAO GAY SEX CONFIRMED
    >NOBODY LIKES THE DEMO
    >LMAO DEMO IS GOT COPY CAT
    >2 GUYS KISSING? LMAOOO GAY SEEEEXXX
    >LMAO TRANS ALIENS
    >88 FLOP 88 FLOP 88 FLOP
    >PAID REVIEWERS LMFAOOO
    >LMAO SHIT GRAPHICS
    >LMAOOO 720p
    We are now here.
    >LESS SALES THAN FFXV 6 YEARS SALES FLOP FLOP FLOP
    >FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP DISASTER

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is everything about some timeline and narrative? game looks bad, clearly is bad, and is going to sell terribly

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >FLOP GAME FLOP GAME LMAO
        >SHITTY DISCOUNT DMC
        >LOL GOT REFEREEENCEEEE
        >NOBODY WILL LIKE GRITTY FINAL FANTASY
        >NOBODY LIKES ACTION GAMES
        >FINAL FANTASY IS TURN BASED ONLY
        >BANNED IN SAUDI ARABIA LMAO GAY SEX CONFIRMED
        >NOBODY LIKES THE DEMO
        >LMAO DEMO IS GOT COPY CAT
        >2 GUYS KISSING? LMAOOO GAY SEEEEXXX
        >LMAO TRANS ALIENS
        >88 FLOP 88 FLOP 88 FLOP
        >PAID REVIEWERS LMFAOOO
        >LMAO SHIT GRAPHICS
        >LMAOOO 720p
        >WHY IS EVERYTHING ABOUT SOME TIMELINE AND NARRATIVE? THE GAME IS BAAAAD ITS CLEARLY BAAAD ITS GOING TO FLOP
        We are now here.
        >LESS SALES THAN FFXV 6 YEARS SALES FLOP FLOP FLOP
        >FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP DISASTER

        Thank you, fixed it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          so since you can't interact honestly about this: what are you going to do when it actually does flop?

          and why do the sales matter to you so personally and emotionally? I can say it's going to flop because it is. It has nothing to do with my emotions

  133. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cope. It's the best FF since 10

  134. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is what will happen, awful game but very pretty graphics, will become the defacto known final fantasy game that will have another sequel in the same style then final fantasy will die as the brand has evolved into a worse form and the zoomers will abandon it all hail barry

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