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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pain

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A very goo beat'em up with a deep gameplay.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really want to enjoy this but something about it is throwing me. Something about the telegraphing or the feedback on deflecting doesn't work for me.
    Also I tried the Arena mode for a bit but the score system is totally fricked and seems to want nothing but parries and takedowns from full health, rather than encourage variety or killing enemies quickly. Weird

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The system used to reward you for using more moves but then people ended up doing spammy ineffecient meme combos to farm points. Now it's more about doing overkills.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you like beating up women?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really is more difficult than it should have been
    really fun until you get filtered though, supposedly the way everybody pronounces Sifu in the game is wrong

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is it wrong? Which audio language did you choose?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was playing in English which I assume the complaints were about
        although looking further is seems it's dialect dependent or something, looking that up I also see there's apparently an easy mode now, might check that out just to see the rest of the story

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I was playing in English which I assume the complaints were about
          Did they pronounce shi fu (mandarin) or si fu (cantonese)?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I believe Cantonese but then in a scene at the end mandarin so they obviously did put thought into what they were doing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >easy mode
          Don't touch that you will miss the game. It's not about story, it's shit, like in every HK movie. It's about kung fu, like in every HK movie.

          <2h game artificially padded out with the most asinine progression system known to man to 9-12 hours.

          bosses are "do you know the counter to THIS bullshit?"
          yes -> you get to have a modicum of fun for a whole 3-4 seconds
          no->you eat shit

          there are maybe 2-3 mook-type enemies, 2-3 elite types and the 5 bosses, that's all the enemy variety you'll ever get

          it looks pretty, that's about it

          >asinine progression system known to man
          Yes unlocking everything permanently is annoying. But you can use that time to train. See it as a long and tedious training mode.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      extremely hard game.
      Frick those down swipes

      It's not too difficult, about the same as Sekiro although it plays differently and is shorter.

      A stupidly short game

      Doesn't feel too short because of the learning curve, most players would take a while finishing it.

      <2h game artificially padded out with the most asinine progression system known to man to 9-12 hours.

      bosses are "do you know the counter to THIS bullshit?"
      yes -> you get to have a modicum of fun for a whole 3-4 seconds
      no->you eat shit

      there are maybe 2-3 mook-type enemies, 2-3 elite types and the 5 bosses, that's all the enemy variety you'll ever get

      it looks pretty, that's about it

      What progression system? Getting the "true ending" by replaying the game in a specific way is standard in a lot of short games, if that's what you're referring to. Or are you talking about the age thing? That isn't a progression system, it just makes you learn the game so that you're actually prepared for the final boss.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm talking about unlocking moves by gaining XP, which is a progression system. which would be fine if you actually got to keep said moves without having to unlock them 5 times over.

        any action game fan knows that unlocking new moves is one of the most fun thing in the genre, taking away unlocked moves in contrast is the least fun thing i can possibly imagine

        >easy mode
        Don't touch that you will miss the game. It's not about story, it's shit, like in every HK movie. It's about kung fu, like in every HK movie.

        [...]
        >asinine progression system known to man
        Yes unlocking everything permanently is annoying. But you can use that time to train. See it as a long and tedious training mode.

        >See it as a long and tedious
        oh boy, long and tedious, just the thing i'm looking for in action games.

        how about an actual training mode where i can use any move i want for free?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          But you don't lose your unlocked moves between stages if you play all 5 stages in a row? Unless I totally misremember it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you don't, but if you can play all 5 stages in a row it means you beat the game because you didn't go over 70 whatever years old.
            you're not going to do that first try

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >oh boy, long and tedious, just the thing i'm looking for in action games.
          I know. But at least it will be done. And during that time practice what you already have unlocked permanently. You will have to train a lot for that game. It's just annoying that it's not unlocked since the beginning, but it's a detail.
          >how about an actual training mode where i can use any move i want for free?
          You wouldn't learn to use it during street fights.

          But you don't lose your unlocked moves between stages if you play all 5 stages in a row? Unless I totally misremember it.

          No. Each skill has a progress bar of size one. Each time you unlock it or pay to progress it towards permanent unlocking. The progress bar increase of one. You never lose the progress in your progress bar. So you have to pay 5 times each skills and it's there forever.

          game's ok with mods
          nowhere near bamham levels of fun though

          I have nothing against the idea of modding a game. But that kind of mods are absolutely stupid.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >of size 5

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >But that kind of mods are absolutely stupid
            Why?
            You'd rather people not make these 'kinds' of mods?
            I certainly wouldn't have continued playing the game if it weren't for these mods.
            If anything the devs should be thanking the modders for keeping their game alive.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Now I'm sad that we'll never get another shaolin monks game
              And also sad that MK will never have stories based around kung fu mysticism again

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >MK
                MK's been dead a long time now anon, or it's better to think that it is.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you really play with the keyboard?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, why?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You shouldn't. Plug a controller, please.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd rather plug your mom's ass.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only took me 7hrs on my first normal run

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    extremely hard game.
    Frick those down swipes

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really good action game.
    Chinese voices are a must.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought I'd love it but so much about it feels off. The animations don't read well but require pretty specific counters and timings. And the attacks just feel like you're in a slap-fight until you get a finisher. Just an odd feeling game but maybe you grow to enjoy it the more you play it.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fun

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A stupidly short game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. moron

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hotline Miami with punching

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    <2h game artificially padded out with the most asinine progression system known to man to 9-12 hours.

    bosses are "do you know the counter to THIS bullshit?"
    yes -> you get to have a modicum of fun for a whole 3-4 seconds
    no->you eat shit

    there are maybe 2-3 mook-type enemies, 2-3 elite types and the 5 bosses, that's all the enemy variety you'll ever get

    it looks pretty, that's about it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >make 2 hour game but make it hard requiring trial and error for S-tier completion
      Literally just old school game design

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    an actually fun beat-em up,
    but as an inebriated man at E3 once said
    "If push the XXX and the YYY and the XXX, you will be sucked."

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had to get a mod to remove the slow motion because it kept throwing me off

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    great game. frustrating at times. i didnt like the bosses in the latter half of the game.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a great beatemup that filters people who are bad at games.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you feel like you didnt do well enough on the first level, feel free to restart it because the worse you do at the start, the less chances youll have later on and once you feel comfortable with only like 2 or three deaths on it you can probably move on. youre going to be gimped at the start anyway because you wont have bought enough stuff, enough times to permanently unlock it anyway- as opposed to being on the last level with everything unlocked and only 2 years remaining

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just replaying the levels until I can beat tham without losing a life and while sparing the boss.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If you feel like you didnt do well enough on the first level, feel free to restart it because the worse you do at the start, the less chances youll have later on and once you feel comfortable with only like 2 or three deaths on it you can probably move on.
      I think it's more fun to move on to the next stage and keep playing, as long as the age is still low enough. Just to see the next stage, as a new player. You can always return to the previous stage and do it better if you need more leeway to finish the next stage.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i mean yeah but i was thinking more like my situation where i wanted to see level 2, finish it- and then i was like 69 and thought "aint no old man going to an art museum to get his shit kicked in" and started over.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw thinly veiled dev self-promotion thread
    >tfw the only authentic gameplay webm in the thread was from me
    i like your game, but you guys are lazy as frick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hurrrr every video game thread on a VIDEO GAMES board is the dev shilling for their own game
      bet you love twitter screencaps

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        found the fatdev.
        whats wrong? got nothing authentic to post other than media approved by HR?
        you should be thanking me

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's more about most people not being as self-centered as you are.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >self-centered
            Explain before I bash your skull in with this bottle.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not something that can be rationally explained because the person afflicted by that shares different normals. It's a everyone else but you can see it type of thing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >can't explain
                I accept your concession.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not concussion to go on with the bottle joke
                Black person

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >can't explain
                Concussion accepted.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                TOOO LATE FOR THAT
                die

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This took a while to upload

          Obviously I'm not the dev, I just like the game

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Please only upload potato webms into catbox because it takes so long to buffer. Or get over your social media fear and post it as unlisted video to your Youtube channel.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'll remember next time.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Or just learn to make webms like any normal denizen of 4chins.

            You ARE a normal denizen of this place, right anon?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I only had that one long video with sound saved, and don't feel like launching the game now to record webms myself.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >thinks webms can only made direct from a game
                >never heard of video conversion
                ask me how i know you're a tourist

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Of course I know that, but the video isn't even mine, I don't feel like searching for a part of it that would make for a nice webm.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >frogBlack person calling anyone else a tourist
                lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                what are you gonna call them out?
                you lazy chink homosexual

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    game's ok with mods
    nowhere near bamham levels of fun though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't comprehend how anyone can be so porn addicted that they are compelled to ruin any and all kinds of videogame settings
      At least Skyrim makes sense since people actually mod the porn in too, but just making naked or half naked characters in games like this or Resident Evil just looks moronic.
      To each their own, I guess.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you cant comprehend why a man would want to look at breasts?

        its really not that deep and all youve done is out yourself as a mental midget. Like a police officer thinking some kid drawing a gun is going to kill someone- mental gymnastics for no reason

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then look at breasts, why do you need to mix them in places where it makes sense?
          A professional welder doesn't need his welder to look like a naked woman.
          Honestly, reminds me of those horny bikers who make custom motorcycles with topless woman shaped gastank etc

          >porn
          huh

          See, that looks just fine, even the MK character looked fine.
          Just add something funny or fitting, that makes far more sense than some random bikini chick
          If I were to mod a game like that, I'd put in a fighting game character, that godhand guy or Kiryu from Yakuza, but of course coomers will call me gay just because I find horny mods moronic

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >looking at breasts
            >professional welding
            >videogames

            so you are a mental midget, you can barely string together a cohesive metaphor. Its barely even an insult because just like the gays i dont give a frick what you like im drawing issue with the fact you genuinely seem to be so asexual you think porn is exclusively where nudity belongs

            protip: all those old artists actually just painted breasts because they were men and breasts are nice to look at. grow up. accept your humanity

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh you care plenty, or else you wouldn't be replying
              >grow up, accept your humanity
              uh huh, how very grown up and human you are, slapping breasts on everything just because you want to stare at them.
              Truly mature, I'm in awe, lol

              >See, that looks just fine, even the MK character looked fine.
              You mean it looks fricking HOT right?
              I'd rather see two hot chicks fighting than whatever your gay ass is thinking of.

              >If I were to mod a game like that
              Thank god you can't, lmao.

              I give you credit for using fighting game characters and you still want to escalate?
              It's not like you have much time to stare at the ass you're so fond of when you're focusing on quicktime shit, but you keep telling yourself that this is the only thing that "keeps you playing"
              I'd sooner play as gay shrek pulling kung fu moves than insist to myself that I must see hot chicks everywhere to have fun
              Honestly, sounds like you've only wired your brain that way, but it's fun for you so keep going, I'll still label modding random bikini chicks in any unfitting place as coomer behavior
              watching people respond to me negatively for callling it what it is, is like watching fish take a bait - you just can't help but defend yourselves.
              You're very straight after all, it's important to reinforce it, or else you might turn gay lol

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >See, that looks just fine, even the MK character looked fine.
            You mean it looks fricking HOT right?
            I'd rather see two hot chicks fighting than whatever your gay ass is thinking of.

            >If I were to mod a game like that
            Thank god you can't, lmao.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >random bikini chick
            >random
            all the character mods shown so far were video game characters thoughever anon??
            you're sperging out over nothing lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >porn
        huh

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Coomers are mentally ill, there's nothing more to it. They will pull all sorts of justifications, but they too know that they're just deranged. There are a variety of reason why someone would inject sexuality and porn into everything (greed, for example), but with coomers, it's just a dysfunctional relation to sexuality.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    aww sweet is this gonna turn into a schizo thread?

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Punchout + Simon Says

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A decently fun game with a combat system most people don't get even after a shitload of hours

    You're not supposed to parry every strike, the duck dodge is spammable and OP the same way as in God Hand

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    gotta say though, this game has a huge amount of character mods.
    even fartnite made it here

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    last one lads, im gonna go play helldivers now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you finish it in one run at 20 years old?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Did you finish it in one run at 20 years old?
        The base game on normal/disciple difficulty, yes.
        It's not that hard other than that last guy.

        Master difficulty is a whole other thing though

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The base game on normal/disciple difficulty, yes.
          Really? You did it? You have a video somewhere?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but once you know how to duck dodge and have the boss patterns down it's really not that hard to whomp everything in the game at 20, especially with all the shortcuts/skips.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              OK, do it instead of bragging.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm neither of those two posters, but I've also nearly done it. I can get to the 5th stage at 23 or so. The final boss is the hardest part of an age 20 run. For me in the earlier stages the only parts that still cause me trouble are the boss Kuroki in the museum (her 2nd phase only), and some mob fights in stage 4, sometimes the stage 4 boss as well.
                My Sifu playtime is like 30 hours. It's quite doable with enough practice.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. But I doubt that anon did it. Keep practicing you will become a real sifu.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >now do it again but perfectly speedrun nodamage

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pissfox

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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