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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    best rts

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A really fun campaign, overpowered as frick Eldar, and incredible voice acting.

      Starcraft was much better you fricking homosexual.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        DoW 2 is better than both don't @ me

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          how to tell someone doesnt actually like rts

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >start every match with access to 100% of your needed minerals
        Babby asiaticclicker

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Starcraft was much better you fricking homosexual.
        lmfao. no

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Starcraft was much better you fricking homosexual.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bots on insane
      >FFA
      >capped player count
      >Armageddon/unit cap increase

      God tier game, God tier mods.

      The height of RTS, the genre died after this because it couldn't get any better

      Based. DoW is an incomparable experience.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean the only people who say this are the plebs who never went online and experienced perhaps the worst balance ever in an RTS game. Do you frickers even know the war crimes that the devs of this game committed when they made Eldar?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You dont play this game to be sweaty, you play it for massive slaughterfests. Preferrably with some friends

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          game was amazing even with balance issues. that just meant you knew who to gang up on first

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He who stands with me shall be my brother.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    bad pathing depending on which one you play

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top tier voice acting on everything, if you like cheesy.
    Pretty fun campaign.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >le funny accent
      it's called high gothic

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    EVEN IN DEATH, I STILL SERVE.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun, but I'd rather Soulstorm.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bad pathing but besides that it is as though a thousand mouths cry out in pain

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    VICTORY IS ASSURED

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will do as you ask.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    starcraft but worse
    warcraft but worse

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bots on insane
    >FFA
    >capped player count
    >Armageddon/unit cap increase

    God tier game, God tier mods.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wa > dow > dc > ss
    rated the campaign of course, I give zero fuggs about skirmish or mp

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      WA campaign wasnt that great. dow basegame was the best.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The 'Force Commander' and 'Space Marines' themes playing in your head forevermore.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's honestly amazing how much they got right with the soundtrack. Although for me it was the Chaos marine soundtrack

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        DOWII's expansion OST did so well for Chaos but you are right, that Chaos theme defines them for me.

        Warhammer 40k titles without good soundtracks is a crime.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    fire dragon best girl

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      necesry

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The height of RTS, the genre died after this because it couldn't get any better

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      CoH came after it so not really.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        CoH is great but the experience just isn't quite on the level of DoW

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bought the master collection on gog, I played it literally decades ago and mostly multiplayer - which one is most fun for singleplayer?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      dark crusade or soulstorm if you can stomach whatever bullshit they added there

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Base game and Winter Assault had good plot.
      Plot variety is highest in Dark Crusade/Soulstorm but Dark Crusade has the generally accepted best series gameplay, and Soulstorm is a modding platform for maximum content.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        SS has better gameplay, DC has a better campaign

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Up there with AoE as one of the best RTS games of all time. Excellent campaign. Winter Assault is the best game.
    Perfect voice acting for the setting. Hammy but fun.
    Kino Jeremy Soule OST.
    Almost every game/patch has had balance issues (Eldar was always OP) but that's really only a problem in multiplayer. Relic were always shit at balancing.
    I remember making ladder-climbers cry and seethe on the Relic Forums with attack move Defiler spam in patch 1.3 as the autocannons were bugged.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a Warcraft and Starcraft babby I've found they both go too far in opposite directions. AoE is much too simplified. DoW is a fantastic and unique experience and it only comes second to Age of Mythology.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the Tau

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kroot

    %3D

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    starcraft was a better rts. dow was only popular because it was more casualized and is based on a more popular ip. also zerg > tyranids.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      dow was explicitly trying to get away from the *craft apm asiaticclick

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was weird because people complain that starcraft units are hard to control but it's way easier to make your units do what you want in starcraft than dow.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah nids are the best
      >tfw the morale breaking roar for the Carnifex and Screamer Killer's is just that iconic trex one from Jurassic Park. Not even giving a single frick about copyright law.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    a fricking great 10/10 rts

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beware the alien, the mutant- the heretic.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dare I say it, soul

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever you desire

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino of the highest order

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >https://youtube.com/shorts/vi3EPpdJOCY?feature=share

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        jej

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who has the best lines and why is it this absolute madlad?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >flash gitz
        >actually ork kommandos

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >boyz smashin the studeeo up proppa

      every time

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

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