The peak of the franchise. The highest point. Silver version specifically. Not Gold. Not Crystal. If I had to recommend 1 pokemon game for anyone who never played before and could only ever play 1 pokemon game in their life, I would easily say to play Silver version specifically. It is the best pokemon game. Besides gen 1[/spoilers]
Wrong >added gay pointless cutscenes of suicune hopping around and more dialogue like some kind of gay shitty nu-pokemon game >added a girl character option so now sometimes you would see some kid playing as the female and get weird troony vibes from them and think he's a freak and avoid him from then on >can't play on a game boy >stupid box "legendary" (suicune is the gayest legendary dog out of all of them and they picked that. Wtf? Why is that the main dog? Suicune is gay. Just a weird decision. >added animations that are a couple frames of the pokemon moronicly having a seizure or doing something fricking moronic like stamping their feet for no fricking reason or having a seizure and then blinking their eyes a bunch of times or whatever was the fastest and easiest thing to animate. They all look moronic and you have to watch that shit every time and it wastes extra time for that pointless shit.
Game just seems gayer
>can't play on a game boy
Imagine having to inflate your moronic list with this, no-one is playing on an old as frick Game Boy from the early 90s you moron.
bad pokemon distribution, bad level curve, an absolute shitload of padding, too many unnecessary and useless HMs, an empty victory road, easy E4, a super barebones version of kanto, and an army of wienerslurping fanboys who will scream and piss and shit themselves if you dare bring any of this up
now remove the babies that evolve into gen 1 mons, things that are completely miserable to use due to being gimmicks, things that you'll never encounter unless it's a randomly occurring swarm, things you'll never encounter until you're 7 badges in, and legendaries
Framing the distribution like this is very disingenuous. It implies Sentret is as easy to get as the 1% encounters, fixed spawns, babies you have to breed for, and legendaries.
>version exclusives
Just like every Pokemon game >time-based events
Just like every Pokemon game
Sounds to me like you just don't like Pokemon. Makes sense since only people that don't like Pokemon shit on the best games.
>version exclusives
Just like every Pokemon game >time-based events
Just like every Pokemon game
Sounds to me like you just don't like Pokemon. Makes sense since only people that don't like Pokemon shit on the best games.
Nah they don't have to lie about it like you do. I'll keep using my Kantomons when I play HGSS, thanks.
Jan said in an old Crystal Kaizo+ stream that Game Freak were fricking moronic for not giving Morty a Misdreavus. I have to agree, why wouldn't you give the ghost type trainer the only new ghost type Pokemon?
i find it funny you don't see a single johtomon on a gym leader's team until whitney. and afterwards you don't see another one until jasmine. what an amazing region johto is where you barely see any new pokemon for 75% of the game
One time I saw FlygonHG streaming a Pokemon Gold nuzlocke. He got to Falkner, screamed "why the frick doesn't this Black person use a Hoothoot?!" and ended the stream immediately.
>Johto bad becsue it leans ON KANTOOOOOOOOOOO too much >worships XY even though Kalos is nothing but Kanto’s French bordello >Unova gets no respect despite being made to fix the things everyone hates about johto
Why are pokefans so moronic?
Pure comfiness.
why are there anal beads underwater?
They popped out of Lugia's butthole.
so this is a furry h-game? damn i gotta play it now
The peak of the franchise. The highest point. Silver version specifically. Not Gold. Not Crystal. If I had to recommend 1 pokemon game for anyone who never played before and could only ever play 1 pokemon game in their life, I would easily say to play Silver version specifically. It is the best pokemon game. Besides gen 1[/spoilers]
Crystal is better and I was a Silver-chad
Wrong
>added gay pointless cutscenes of suicune hopping around and more dialogue like some kind of gay shitty nu-pokemon game
>added a girl character option so now sometimes you would see some kid playing as the female and get weird troony vibes from them and think he's a freak and avoid him from then on
>can't play on a game boy
>stupid box "legendary" (suicune is the gayest legendary dog out of all of them and they picked that. Wtf? Why is that the main dog? Suicune is gay. Just a weird decision.
>added animations that are a couple frames of the pokemon moronicly having a seizure or doing something fricking moronic like stamping their feet for no fricking reason or having a seizure and then blinking their eyes a bunch of times or whatever was the fastest and easiest thing to animate. They all look moronic and you have to watch that shit every time and it wastes extra time for that pointless shit.
Game just seems gayer
>you would see some kid playing as the female and get weird troony vibes from them
Stopped reading here. Get help, seriously
>can't play on a game boy
Imagine having to inflate your moronic list with this, no-one is playing on an old as frick Game Boy from the early 90s you moron.
Anon you sound like you have some repressed issues kek
>can't afford a Game Boy Color
Literally all those complaints are garbage
Opinion discarded
Gold is better and I'm a Crystal-chad
why Silver specifically?
Ho-Oh is gay
bad pokemon distribution, bad level curve, an absolute shitload of padding, too many unnecessary and useless HMs, an empty victory road, easy E4, a super barebones version of kanto, and an army of wienerslurping fanboys who will scream and piss and shit themselves if you dare bring any of this up
Thanks for exposing that you have never played the game
right on cue
cope harder, johtards
ew on second thought nvm
Never played Crystal's Battle Tower. Is it fun?
Not really, it's kinda pointless. Play Stadium 2 instead.
Yes
>bad distribution
Your post is now immediately invalid. Pic related.
why are so many of them just blobs
Because they wanted to appeal to women and children. Please enjoy the cute merch and babyfied anime.
lol i'm ngl i love my comfy friends quagsire <3
now remove the babies that evolve into gen 1 mons, things that are completely miserable to use due to being gimmicks, things that you'll never encounter unless it's a randomly occurring swarm, things you'll never encounter until you're 7 badges in, and legendaries
you are padding your list with fricking kanto mons and unown and wobbuffet. you've solidified my point for me
You said the distribution is bad,
proved you wrong and you are now moving the goalposts
>b-b-b-but what about *headcanon*
You lost bro, lmfao
i accept your concession
Framing the distribution like this is very disingenuous. It implies Sentret is as easy to get as the 1% encounters, fixed spawns, babies you have to breed for, and legendaries.
Or maybe my (You) was the intention? 🙂
>this chart doesn't shit on the games the way I want it to, therefore it is disingenuous
Distribution has been proven good, you lost.
my favorite gen 2 mons are pikachu, clefairy, and jigglypuff
your concession has been accepted
Not to mention version exclusives and time-based events like Sunflora and Bellossom. Every gen 2 homosexual is the same.
>version exclusives
Just like every Pokemon game
>time-based events
Just like every Pokemon game
Sounds to me like you just don't like Pokemon. Makes sense since only people that don't like Pokemon shit on the best games.
The memes about gen2 have bad distribution are more disingenuous
Nah they don't have to lie about it like you do. I'll keep using my Kantomons when I play HGSS, thanks.
> they don't have to lie about
You mean like Whitney’s Miltank?
Kneel.
>trade evolutions readily available with Stadium 2
Please explain. I'm interested
Jan said in an old Crystal Kaizo+ stream that Game Freak were fricking moronic for not giving Morty a Misdreavus. I have to agree, why wouldn't you give the ghost type trainer the only new ghost type Pokemon?
i find it funny you don't see a single johtomon on a gym leader's team until whitney. and afterwards you don't see another one until jasmine. what an amazing region johto is where you barely see any new pokemon for 75% of the game
One time I saw FlygonHG streaming a Pokemon Gold nuzlocke. He got to Falkner, screamed "why the frick doesn't this Black person use a Hoothoot?!" and ended the stream immediately.
I was watching that stream. A couple minutes later he said "sorry about that guys, I'm gonna play a good game now" and booted up Y.
Based
>Johto bad becsue it leans ON KANTOOOOOOOOOOO too much
>worships XY even though Kalos is nothing but Kanto’s French bordello
>Unova gets no respect despite being made to fix the things everyone hates about johto
Why are pokefans so moronic?
A good game. Discordgays and Pokemon Challenged shills need not apply.