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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One of the absolute worst games to receive a major release in the 21st century.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a disappointment

      Anyone saying this is one of the worst game of all time hasn't played enough games.

      Why though? I'm not expecting the greatest game of all time. More Mass Effect in Fantasy land. Origins was good and it's the same source material. I can't image it's as bad as this board makes it out to be.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's meh. Has both good and bad. This board treats it as the Anti-Christ because they love to be hyperbolic, and most are probably butthurt former Biowaregays.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this tbh
          i finished the game without much hassle it's just fine ye it drags a bit but it's also quite pretty and a few cool ideas going on in the background
          wouldn't recomend it to anyone but wouldn't say it's horrible either
          plenty of better games to play but you can say that about almost every game anyway

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Origins was fricking fantastic. DA2 really went downhill though. Haven't played this one.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're in for channel dot org

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      heh.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a disappointment

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone saying this is one of the worst game of all time hasn't played enough games.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > ugly animations
    > ugly characters
    > progressive western shit
    > romance designed for troonys or wemen
    > kino dragon fights
    > grinding
    > good looking maps
    > cute dwarf female

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cute
    elves

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >picture unrelated

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bit uncalled for

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sauna sumo simulator
    Everyone looks like they're covered in a layer of oil and grease

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    refund

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dont listen to all the homosexuals hating on this game.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you've played the other games, there is enough there for a good time.

    If this is your first dragon age game, the story probably won't be enough to hold your attention through the single player mmo sections.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gash

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MMO crafting where you walk around the map and click on nodes. Martial arts fighting and that awful third person movement for controllers instead of mouse and keyboard combined so when you try to actually kill things it feels like some moronic thing you are watching instead of like doom with “woah I just blew away that demon with a shotgun, do it again!” Awful story, awful cinematic.
    AAA game studio actually produced this so it looks shiny and shit. Made by Chinese in hopes america turns into China.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >in hopes america turns into China
      I wish it would.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has the most content out of all DA’s but also the most fetch quest. Combat feels like a cheap MMO, which makes everything feel grindy. The story is pretty fricking bad for all the build up for the main villain, your party members are maybe memorable… maybe 3 of them. Romance options are absolute shit unless you like being a gay male or Cassandra.

    EA was already fricking BW over with a broom by the time this came out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >romance options are absolute shit
      Oh yeah, I almost forgot this is BioWare. Their games all have gay romance and even their straight romance is gay as hell. I never played any of their games except maybe Neverwinter Nights or something and the first xbox Star Wars d&d game which was too much strategy. All they do is make the same d&d game over and over with new themed skins. Bunch of hacks. Their romance always looks like Link cucking himself to some random barmaid, too, they never do a save princess Zelda thing, and the worlds always suck, like they haven’t a SINGLE FRICKING CLUE what Christianity is about in the west.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick does Christianity have to do with anything?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thomas Jefferson could secularly extract human morals from the Bible without getting his panties on fire, anon.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a story that drag on for too long and trash combat. ignore the grind, it's not worth it

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make sure to 100% the Hinterlands early, you will need the XP going forward.

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