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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yuji Naka's only good game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only game Yuji Naka made was a clone of a mobile app that he had to publicly ask help for on Twitter because he was too moronic to figure out Unity.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sucky unintuitive gameplay that isn't even fun once you get it, and you can only get S grade by being cheap

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    An experience that isn't fun to play but is mildly interesting lore-wise

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bought the nightopia pack version of this... it's sadly not a good port, they fricked up the controls.
    It was coded by chinese people, not japanese.
    At least I got the book that came with it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I actually like the game, unlike most here. The atmosphere, mood, environments, music, and even visuals are really appealing to me, setting a sort of cheerful/playful aura. The gameplay is basic, and the game doesn't overstay its welcome so it is just right to me. I did read the PS2 port does have less accurate analog controls compared to the original Saturn release, which explains its poorer feeling in controls, but it is at least on a system that more people have. I even like the graphics, since I like large scaled pixels, and the game utilizes those along with its "polygons" well.

      The book was my reason to get it. As I've opted to play the Saturn version.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I personally like the Saturn OST version, for the new ones, have been lengthened, but doesn't respect perfectly the emphasis of the original ones. They seems to circle around with tones, just to make the soundtrack longer and nothing more.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood this game. Do you just watch the character fly around and do a gay little dance at the end?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You rack up a high score by a risk reward mechanic. You go from level start to finish, along the way you have barriers you have to collect enough blue spheres to break. You have a timer going.
      If you collect enough blue spheres, you can choose to skip the barrier and replay the section getting major bonus points. But if the timer runs out it's over. So you speed your way through using your dexterity and knowledge of the segment to rack up points, avoiding running out of time before you smash the barrier and do the next section.
      It's a high score based game where you can completely miss the fact that that's the point of it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you literally just fly around really fast and zoom through rings etc and try to get a high score, anon
      its basically sonic, but with flying and arguably less gay4svhr

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're in for a bunch of meme posts from anons who get their opinions from Youtube.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you mean auster kun hateboner for saturn and its games?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who else, auster and alf are the worst things about this board.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just last thread you said he praised the saturn. I don't understand why you make up these terms of assume anybody knows what you're saying.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    god damn frick off with your australian boogieman you annoying Black folk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sure, whenever you frick off with your eurojank garbage auster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lurk more homosexual, this board has a legit mentally ill guy who shitposts all the time.
      If you get called australia-kun, then you're a very low-tier shitposter and should feel bad, it doesn't matter if you're really him or not.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i don't give a shit you're way more fricking annoying than he is. it does not matter to me if some australian hates the sega saturn or shigeru miyamoto, i don't care, stop derailing threads and backseat modding the thread wasn't even about the saturn anyway

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >backseat moddding
          oh like you're doing now?
          if you're not familiar with auster's mentally ill episodes, then you're nobody here to start giving orders. shut up and if someone calls you australia-kun think about it and try to make smarter posts next time.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This, I've never seen this infamous australian shitposter so to me it's like some schizo saturn fanboy got trolled so hard once that any criticism instantly triggers him, it's so fricking annoying.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's not really about the content of the posts. Australia-kun is barely offensive, he's an autistic man trying to cope about his life.
            This is Ganker, we have a lot of shitposting here. There's always going to be someone shitting on something you like. That's not the problem. The problem is auster's autistic repetition spam.
            >but it's not real! it's a boogeyman!
            Lurk more.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You are correct sir, Australia kun Is very annoying, and if someone is a big enough turd to be mistaken for him, they should stop posting

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know that dream game Ulillillia is making? Imagine that but with the budget of one of the biggest game studios on Earth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Platform Masters has been cancelled for like 10 years now anon.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tony hawk's Pro skater if it was actually good
    Unironically

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    New Nakakino just dropped
    Blacked out Naoto Oshima from the picture kek

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