What an atrocious game.

What an atrocious game.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just like your face.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree. None of the Shinobi games impressed me until III. I don't know what people are worshipping.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i liked the arcade original, it's a very methodically paced game with just the right balance of polish and jank

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    All these 2D action games play like shit. Your control is always terrible without exception.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except Mario.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shatterhand on NES, Mega Man, and Castlevania 4 control fine.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What you meant was "I can't beat this game"

      >Control is awful
      Skill issue, Revenge of Shinobi controls are a pain but it's not an issue with the programming, it's extremely tight and specific. Much like old Street Fighter, the leeway it gives you to frick up is less than new games that baby you.

      Shatterhand on NES, Mega Man, and Castlevania 4 control fine.

      >Mega Man
      Ah yeah the 10,000 lb brick simulator who can't move or jump without feeling like an Acme brand Anvil in a Roadrunner cartoon. MMX > Classic in terms of controls by far, even if they are easier they were actually made by people who played other platformers before and said "oh this is how a character should feel"

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        sf2's buffer will literally frick you over, drop valid inputs.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    RoS and SCvIV are the peak of the 2D action genre, along with Ninja Gaiden II

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SCvIV
      English

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Super Castlevania IV

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    revenge of shinobi is impeccable. enemies never outmaneuver your own move kit. learn the game. it was the best sounding and looking console game in 1989.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >enemies never outmaneuver your own move kit.
      For whatever reason this is a positive ...

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        what else could it be? you have the tools at your disposal. its a nuanced game. theres hardly any bullshit if you understand what enemies are capable of and how to respond accordingly. like the big guy at the beginning is menacing but you can pace the fight.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >enemies never outmaneuver your own move kit
      There’s literally a part in iirc the second level where you have to past an actual revolving door that pops out enemies and you literally can only walk past it. So you have to swing your sword, hit an enemy, take like an inch step, and then repeat because the door flips so quickly

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Use your thunder jutsu...wtf is wrong with this board.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The double jump isn't that hard, OP, or just use the jutsu that gives you the better jump if you're that bad

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you even get to the end?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Did you even get to the end?
      Yes but I had to farm for lives and use that explode magic over and over again. So kinda I guess since I cheesed it.

      https://i.imgur.com/yNd6G9f.png

      What an atrocious game.

      >What an atrocious game.
      It's really good(except for that bullshit harbor jump) and like

      revenge of shinobi is impeccable. enemies never outmaneuver your own move kit. learn the game. it was the best sounding and looking console game in 1989.

      Said it would be extremely high quality title for '89.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, only that single harbor jump is bullshit. Otherwise the game is fine.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that level where a battle is going on in the background and you can't tell which projectiles are on your plane and which aren't
    Yeah who gives a frick if it makes the game unplayable, look how cool we are with so much shit happening onscreen!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you talking about the air strip? Maybe you should pay attention to who's shooting.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are merely indicating your own incompetence here.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Incredible

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They all think they're AVGN.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      a generation brainwashed with ASS

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't also wash his ass with brains
        Please send a cleanup crew. I fricked up bad this time.

        Only III is good, the rest is mediocre at best. The NES had better action titles than this.

        Be kind, anon. III is really intuitive and fluid but there's no way it would exist without Revenge.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You hate fun if you hate this game.

    When this came out in late 1989 there was no other action game that played this well with this level of fidelity at home.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't play this game until 20+ years after it came out and it was still impressive. It's a solid slow-paced slashformer with great presentation

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >great presentation
        easy there.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    stick to normiecore whiny, thread hidden

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked this game but I enjoyed Shadow Dancer more.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      yep, shadow dancer and ninja spirit are the most fun ninja games

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The intro kicks ass.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game is honestly pretty poor. Most enemies can be killed from the distance before they even have the chance to attack you, so they have no purpose other than making you waste kunai, which would be a problem if they were more limited, but there are enough to kill every enemy 10 times over. It's kinda like the CV4 problem, where enemies are no match to your range and only serve as time wasters. So with a core gameplay so ill conceived to provide challenge, the game has to resort to cheap tricks to kill you off, like attacks that come from off screen (like the lasers in that vertical stage) and surprise attacks that bounce you off platforms (like in the docks stage). The sequels are much better, don't bother with this.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the game but holy frick FRICK the final boss

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    keep practicing, you'll 1cc it eventually 😉

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did it many times, but I also farm up lives in the plane level.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What an atrocious thread

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    As opposed to what? Name one game in this same genre and time period that "did it right".

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ninja Gaiden 1-3

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Completely different games. You would understand if you actually played them for more than five seconds. I can only assume you are either a moron or tourist. Likely both.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Completely different games
          Yeah, Ninja Gaiden are good.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            You've never played Ninja Gaiden and can't beat it. You're not a hardcore gamer, you're a Mario fan.

            I guarantee that in two more years, this board will be exclusively about discussion of Nintendo games since zoomers can't get into any other game philosophy.

            Bro, look at all the N64 and PSX worship by kids who weren't even alive at the time but they're obsessed with the "late 90s" trend. That shit all needs to be shat on like it deserves to be.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              the only good thing in the 5th and 6th gen of gaming were select fighting games, everything else was just shitty early 3D or a worse version of the 16 bit era

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys, welcome to "Sega Sucks General, thread #1232134"

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when this place actually liked retro games and didn't shit on everything that wasn't in some millenial's top ten best games of all time list

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't get over the fact that the length of your health bar is tied to your score. It's essentially giving you a further advantage for memorizing the whole game which is what you need to do if you want to beat it. Half the time you're attacking enemies before they even appear on screen. If you want a real challenge, game over on the final level, and you'll learn how bullshit it is.
    The funny thing is I've never seen this addressed in any discussion of the game so it proves to me no one is actually looking at it with a critical eye.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gradius
      >contra
      >gng
      >mario 1
      wowee look at these games that benefit you for not getting hit for prolonged periods of times. you want a spread gun in contra? better not get fricking hit. thats called rewarding a competent player.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you can't tell the differences between life bonuses and a permanent health upgrade I can't help you. You identified it follows the same principle, doesn't mean it's not a stupid decision.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guarantee that in two more years, this board will be exclusively about discussion of Nintendo games since zoomers can't get into any other game philosophy.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because those philosophies suck

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best way to deal with these threads is to say how much fun you had with the game and what its qualities are.
    Complaining only makes it worse and turns every thread into
    >hurr this critically acclaimed best selling game is SHIT
    >durr you're a moronic zoomer

    also I don't see you making threads about games you like either

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    you just suck at playing the game same as zoomers being unable to pass level 1-1 on super mario bros.

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    says the zoomer

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    great game.

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only III is good, the rest is mediocre at best. The NES had better action titles than this.

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing game with one of the best soundtracks of the 16 bit era.

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here. I played Shadow Dancer, it's a bit better but not by much.
    The game was approximately 10 minutes long, so they had to it pad it out by making you die in 1 hit, and not even in the Contra style where you respawn right there, you die and you have to restart the whole level.
    The platforming was moronic in a way that I haven't really seen before, even if your jump would be enough to reach a higher platform or kill an enemy there, you just can't do that. Unless you press jump+up for the special jump, it's like those platforms don't even exist. Unbelievably fricking dumb.
    The bonus rounds were equally stupid. It doesn't matter if the enemies come towards you in a variety of fancy patterns, if you stick to the wall and mash attack you'll always kill them no matter what. Did they even test this shit? Braindead.
    But the worst part was the fricking dog. That shitty dog just wouldn't stop yapping. It was like having Baby Mario from Yoshi's Island crying next to you for 70% of the playtime. I wanted to strangle that fricking animal. Maybe they made the game 10 minutes long because they knew people wouldn't tolerate the mutt more.
    I'll give 4/10 to this and 2/10 to Revenge of Shinobi. Hope the third one reaches at least a passing grade.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the game is 10 minutes long because you save stated your way through it. what a fricking gay. spare us your moronation next time.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't need save states, thanks to broken bonus rounds I had a shitload of lives.
        Thanks for confirming that the game is ridiculously short anyway.

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP couldn't beat the game so he made an angry forum thread. Lol

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here. I'm playing Shinobi 3, it seems ok so far, but it's way too easy, I might have to restart on a higher difficulty. At least apparently they were able to make a decent game at the third attempt.

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's really sad it has come to this, people only being able to appreciate 3 and not the others in the series. These days all action games play the fricking same, even the "retro ones", everything has been standardized; and Shinobi 3 is precisely one of the games they ripped off a lot.

    In short OP can only appreciate what is close to the "modern (standardized) standard", doesn't even realize it, and genuinely believes he knows what is good design or not. In other words, zoomer mentality.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what makes pre-3 good, and 3 bad?

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