What are good/creative ways for a wanted criminal to hide stolen goods in the wilderness?

What are good/creative ways for a wanted criminal to hide stolen goods in the wilderness? It's mostly a forest but with a nearby lake and some mountainous terrain aswell. I'm just looking for some ideas for a oneshot in a low magic setting.
>behind a waterfall (obviously)
>in an abandoned rabbit hole
>under the roots of a significant tree
>in the back of a bear den, can only be retained when the bear is out hunting, or after defeating the bear
>under the floor boards of a forester's winter cabin

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Inside a big bird nest in the trees.

    Inside a beaver lodge

    Under a giant pile of cow our horse shit.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hollow out a hornet's nest, put all the loot inside of it, and hang it from a tree.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Under a stump. In a knothole. In a stacked woodpile. Carefully peeling up a bunch of moss, digging a hole, putting loot inside hole and covering it with the moss.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the real world you'd stick it all in a waterproof sack, then dig a hole big enough for that sack, stick it in and cover it up to look like it's undisturbed.

    I however think it'd be funny if instead you tied the sack to an animal. Bonus points if the animal is incredibly flighty, or dangerous.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bury it, and be the only one who knows where

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't seem particularly interesting for an RPG.
      Atleast attach the burial place to a riddle, like "dig where the oak's gaze meets the elm."

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a good way to hide treasure.
        It's also a good way to benchmark how players feel about various methods of interrogation.
        But yeah, riddle also works. Or plain instructions split into several parts that need to be put together.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        When you make a PIN for your bank card, do you leave notes around your house with on how to crack it? Why would anyone do this for their hidden treasure? It's a moronic story driving device.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stories don't need to be realistic for them to be fun RPG stories. It of course depends on the taste of your players, but most tables I know wouldn't really care about this not being realistic. Do you also dislike treasure maps in pirate adventures?

          In any case, a guy having a bunch of treasures hidden all over the place being worried he won't remember them all, is not unlikely to leave _some_ form of notes for himself. Wether these notes should or would be "crackable" for a third party is debatable, but again: RPG story, not real life.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stuff boar carcasses with stolen goods under the pretense that you're simply a local resident dealing with the vile herd destroying the local ecosystem, and are looking to use parts of the animal for various resources as well
    Pic more related than you know.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perhaps a bit bigger scale than a single wanted criminal, but around 106 AD the last king of Dacia, realizing that his kingdom was about to be conquered by the Romans, ordered a group of slaves to build a dam to redirect a major river. He then buried the royal treasury in the riverbed, destroyed the dam to return the river to its previous course, and executed the slaves who had helped him.
    It didn't work because his advisors knew what was up and betrayed the hiding place to the Romans immediately upon their capture, of course.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if its not subject to water damage bag it and weight it down. put in lake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Stuff the loot inside a hollow log, then fill the log with rocks and dump the log into a lake or pond.

      For extra security, fill the water with man-eating eels.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, a minor underwater combat encounter against a swarm of eels or a giant catfish sounds like a fun obstacle for a low magic game. Players have options to be creative and find work arounds, or they can just go in to fight, but have to consider how much armour they want to wear.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Between the sapwood and bark of a tree, maybe in the elbow of a large branch in a way that causes the tree to grow around it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would make it almost impossible to retriece without some major effort, like cutting down half the tree.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's the point

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A sack hung into the crown of a tall but unremarkable tree. NOBODY will look upwards.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he wasn't good enough porker

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get some engineers involved.
    If you ain't got winches and thick sailing ropes, you ain't pulling up the bullion frog that grotto

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Naturally the treasure should be hidden inside of an egg, the egg inside of a duck, the duck inside of a hare, the hare inside of a chest, the chest chained up and buried on an island in the middle of a lake on top of the mountains.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't hide stolen goods. You sell them at the earliest opportunity. Then, you "invest" the cash in a money laundering business selling low quality potions.

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