If anything, the real dick in BO is Ariel sending Kain around to kill the rest of the Guardians. They had to be put down, but even then she has no remorse — especially when she made her partner Nupraptor the first to fall.
ActRaiser >Burn forests, drain swamps, unleash earthquakes and even kill the very rare species of algae that give to a lake its unique crimson color just so a bunch of ungrateful humans can go around building houses.
Divine intervention my ass!
I don't think a bigger butthole exists in vidya >serial arsonist >compulsive rapist >cold blood murders dozens of people for completely arbitrary reasons >kleptomaniac >abandons his allies constantly and consistently
Even player created evil RPG characters struggle to compete with a guy that destabilizes nations because he thinks its funny
>I don't think a bigger butthole exists in vidya
What about Crook? >Several counts of murder >Abduction, kidnapping, and disappearing people >Theft of royal treasures >Caused the (attempted) gangrape of a child at the hands of vengeful monsters >Buried a woman alive because she was really fricking ugly >Mindraping people to frick with their memories >Acts of arson, destruction of knowledge, and causing stagnation >Public indecency
I don't think a bigger butthole exists in vidya >serial arsonist >compulsive rapist >cold blood murders dozens of people for completely arbitrary reasons >kleptomaniac >abandons his allies constantly and consistently
Even player created evil RPG characters struggle to compete with a guy that destabilizes nations because he thinks its funny
The Megaman X games.
You took 15 minutes more to go to work? You're a Maverick.
You didn't like they oil they used for your repairs? Maverick.
You moved 5 feet away from your post? The Maverick Hunters are on their way to decommission you before you make a flying city or a space colony fall on our heads.
The virus was real but X and the hunters where trigger-happy murderers with most of their soldiers being part of the problem.
That's exactly why Squid Adler quitted and accused X to be a hypocrite who actually enjoys the fight. Fefnir existing, since he's a fragment of X's splitted DNA Soul sustains this.
Depending on your choices, Bahamut Lagoon. >steal money that people in a war-torn country saved up to flee and go "lol, looks like someone will end up rotting here..." >send assassins to kill random crew members for fun >tell people to torture POWs >steal mushrooms from your friend's farm >eavesdrop on what assumingly is your childhood friend flicking the bean and be a douche to her new lover >get high from dragon shit >go to bed early while everyone else celebrates
He's just a low-level butthole to everybody. Tells Red to frick off because of his name. Refuses to help Fei-On, just accepts his help and leaves. Straight up murders Time Lord or Kylin.
He's just a low-level butthole to everybody. Tells Red to frick off because of his name. Refuses to help Fei-On, just accepts his help and leaves. Straight up murders Time Lord or Kylin.
He redeems himself by going to hell and punching Satan in the balls (if he survives the fight against Rouge). But yeah, major dick all around the Regions.
Grandia Extreme (PS2)
Phantasy Star Online (DC)
Brave Fencer Musashi (PS1)
Almost couldn't play these games because the main characters were so stupidly written.
Ganker: the graphic adventure
Based
Wrong, moron
GTA SA, and Sonic if you're British
Fazed.
>GTA SA
Every GTA mostly, but SA is notable for how much it tries to push the idea of sean's way to do things as honorable.
Sean?
sean?
Metal gear, castlevania, silent hill, basically most konami games.
Virgin Roster.
I thought you played as (you) in Baten Kaitos?
Technically I think you play as a groups fairy.
Dungeon Keeper
Blood Omen Legacy Of Kain
He's morbin
If anything, the real dick in BO is Ariel sending Kain around to kill the rest of the Guardians. They had to be put down, but even then she has no remorse — especially when she made her partner Nupraptor the first to fall.
Postal.
ActRaiser
>Burn forests, drain swamps, unleash earthquakes and even kill the very rare species of algae that give to a lake its unique crimson color just so a bunch of ungrateful humans can go around building houses.
Divine intervention my ass!
Allahu Akbar!!
What are you sitting in right now anon? Be grateful.
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
Yeah I guess if you consider chuunibyou to be butthole behavior
At this point I'm inclined to think Squall is autistic. Fits his characterization pretty well.
What the frick is this character design
What are these sandals
How could we not mention the classic
OoT
I don't think a bigger butthole exists in vidya
>serial arsonist
>compulsive rapist
>cold blood murders dozens of people for completely arbitrary reasons
>kleptomaniac
>abandons his allies constantly and consistently
Even player created evil RPG characters struggle to compete with a guy that destabilizes nations because he thinks its funny
>I don't think a bigger butthole exists in vidya
What about Crook?
>Several counts of murder
>Abduction, kidnapping, and disappearing people
>Theft of royal treasures
>Caused the (attempted) gangrape of a child at the hands of vengeful monsters
>Buried a woman alive because she was really fricking ugly
>Mindraping people to frick with their memories
>Acts of arson, destruction of knowledge, and causing stagnation
>Public indecency
Came here to post this.
For the lulz, as we used to say.
YA HA HA HA
The Megaman X games.
You took 15 minutes more to go to work? You're a Maverick.
You didn't like they oil they used for your repairs? Maverick.
You moved 5 feet away from your post? The Maverick Hunters are on their way to decommission you before you make a flying city or a space colony fall on our heads.
The virus was real but X and the hunters where trigger-happy murderers with most of their soldiers being part of the problem.
That's exactly why Squid Adler quitted and accused X to be a hypocrite who actually enjoys the fight. Fefnir existing, since he's a fragment of X's splitted DNA Soul sustains this.
Boogerman, arguably? Various Wario games?
This games entire selling point is fully voiced dialog throughout the entire game where your character is the biggest butthole edgelord possible
Syndicate
take over the world by using a squad of hormone-manipulated cyborg slaves to brainwash, explode, and murder just about everything you see
Tales of abyss and then in vesparia your party is almost entirely douchebags.
Ultima VIII
Dink Smallwood
Any Wario game.
Depending on your choices, Bahamut Lagoon.
>steal money that people in a war-torn country saved up to flee and go "lol, looks like someone will end up rotting here..."
>send assassins to kill random crew members for fun
>tell people to torture POWs
>steal mushrooms from your friend's farm
>eavesdrop on what assumingly is your childhood friend flicking the bean and be a douche to her new lover
>get high from dragon shit
>go to bed early while everyone else celebrates
and much more
>That last one
I will now play your game, Square.
God of War
Wait, what? I haven't gotten around to Frontier yet, the frick does Blue do?
He's just a low-level butthole to everybody. Tells Red to frick off because of his name. Refuses to help Fei-On, just accepts his help and leaves. Straight up murders Time Lord or Kylin.
He redeems himself by going to hell and punching Satan in the balls (if he survives the fight against Rouge). But yeah, major dick all around the Regions.
Game ends and freeze frames in the middle of the fight
Kino....
Tales of the Abyss
Man Hunt bro, its my terapy.
Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures
>wears fricking crocs
>is an butthole
checks out
Grandia Extreme (PS2)
Phantasy Star Online (DC)
Brave Fencer Musashi (PS1)
Almost couldn't play these games because the main characters were so stupidly written.