>admit he wasn't there and had to google >recognize reddit instantly, like home
lmao
5 months ago
Anonymous
c'est fini
5 months ago
Anonymous
>admit he wasn't there and had to google
Should I larp instead and try to fit in with homosexuals like you? >recognize reddit instantly, like home
It literally says the word "Reddit" dumbfrick
How did such a show with a strong following end up never concluding and dying?
Bonjour, mon amis, mon name is Monsieur Ken.
I'm a 27 year old American ouiaboo (Francophile for you étrangers). I bake croissants in my kitchen, and spend my days perfecting my confectionary and playing superior French games (Another World, Beyond Good and Evil, Rayman Legends).
I train with my baguette every day, this superior bread can cut clean through hunger because it is baked at over a thousand degrees (Celsius), and is vastly superior to any other baked good on earth. I earned my baking license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak French fluently, both Metropolitan and Corsican dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about French history and their Napoleonic Code, which I follow 100%
When I get my French visa, I am moving to Paris to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an artist for Asterix or work at Ubisoft!
I own several berets, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to France, so I can fit in easier. I kiss my elders four times on the cheek when we meet and speak French as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
The only two French games I can think of off the top of my head are Stray and the Wargame/Steel Division/Warno series of games
The latter is proper frenchcore because its an RTS game with ‘real world units’ and all the French ones are magically better than IRL whereas specifically British and American units get shafted
Really? You’re telling me that the French infantry are all god tier special forces with amazing high range high-penetration AT guns whereas american infantry are literally among the worst in the game using the fricking AT-4 at best?
I'm a 27 year old American ouiaboo (Francophile for you étrangers). I bake croissants in my kitchen, and spend my days perfecting my confectionary and playing superior French games (Another World, Beyond Good and Evil, Rayman Legends).
I train with my baguette every day, this superior bread can cut clean through hunger because it is baked at over a thousand degrees (Celsius), and is vastly superior to any other baked good on earth. I earned my baking license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak French fluently, both Metropolitan and Corsican dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about French history and their Napoleonic Code, which I follow 100%
When I get my French visa, I am moving to Paris to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an artist for Asterix or work at Ubisoft!
I own several berets, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to France, so I can fit in easier. I kiss my elders four times on the cheek when we meet and speak French as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Is french objectively the gayest language there is? I mean the fact if there ever exists a gay person in any form of media the chances of them speaking french is almost always a certainty. And not the cool gays either, always the gays.
That's because most foreigners think all frenchmen are like parisians
It would be like seeing a campus homosexual from Seattle and thinking that all americans are like that
My grandpa from Savoy (Eastern France) has the manliest voice I've ever heard, despite being an alpine manlet
yes anon, tv shows are known to be accurate representation of real life. especially anglo tv shows including french characters
jesus christ amerilard brains are stunted
I don't know what any given Frenchman would say to this, but if I saw someone do this for the US I'd actively push for them to be brought over. I'd love that guy.
None because the only french dev (Ubislop) are globalized rootless cucks whose greatest pain in life is to not have been born in San Francisco. There is nothing french about their games, nor do they want to have anything to do with France. >t. french
Not sure if all of them are considered "good" but i'd say: >We. the revolution
VN/political simulation games where you play a judge during the French revolution
>GreedFall
Action-RPG in a fantasy setting based around the Colonisation of America. More specifically New-France.
>The dungeon of Naheulbeuk
I honestly have no idea if this game can even be enjoyed by anyone besides the French because it's based on an old audio series. But if you want to deep dive into French humor and obscure references from the 2000's internet era, that's probably the closest you will get.
>A plague Tale
Movie games set in 1300's France with fantastical elements focusing around the Black plague.
>Remember Me
Sci-fi neo Paris with god-like art direction and cute delicious brown tomboy MC.
>Steelrising
Lives of P but during the French revolution. And also made them less money, jankier and (probably) overall a lesser experience than LoP.
>Dordogne
Don't even know what this game is but it's literally called "Dordogne".
>Amnesia: The Bunker
Alien isolation but you play a French soldier during WW1.
>I honestly have no idea if this game can even be enjoyed by anyone besides the French because it's based on an old audio series.
Its a very old school parody of D&D where adventurers are moronic and dungeon masters are basically running a business, which mean dealing with fricking unions and silly worker strikes
The english translation is adequate, it come down to whenever you like that kind of slapstick humor or not
>>The dungeon of Naheulbeuk
I was like 14 when I first listened to the audio series and I had something of a crush on the sorceress, little did I know all the main characters were voiced by one guy and he just changed the pitch of his voice lol
Also I still listen to Naheulband, so much nostalgia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSHgmRMslkc
Dofus
Unity version is on the way, they recently showcased more footage and it looks good so far
Dofus is already a good game and maybe the best MMO on the market rn, and it's running on fricking flash with seconds of freeze when opening certain menus, imagine how better it will be on Unity, instant map transitions and seemless UI navigation alone will make the game 10x better
Vampyr is fricking slop.
Subpar discount Souls combat, protag with a 2010 undercut, every other characater b***hing about racism and xenophobia etc.
The only good thing about this game is that London looks pretty good. That's it.
They have EXCELLENT ideas for settings and visuals, and sometimes even not half-bad gameplay. But almost every French game I've played has felt "half-finished"? Lacking in some very core elements of them.
I dunno if it's time, directing or something else that's been missing.
I looked forward to and wanted to like that so goddamn much, I maybe even pre-ordered it? Telling a grim WWI story and the lessons "learned" from it through cute cartoony visuals was an excellent idea.
I hated almost my entire playthrough of it.
There was some early 2000s shooter that I never fricking remember the name of and I don't have the disc anymore, but it was about playinh a French soldier in the Algerian independence war sometime in the 60s or whatever. I don't know shit about France and the game was kind of ass but it's the Frenchest game I ever played.
- Trackmania 2020
- seas of thieves, popular for some reason
- wakfu or dofus, it's shit
- creed of the ass unity and sands of time, language to french
- disco elysium
- frenchgays play all kinds of videogames so they're everywhere really
Je veux plus aller sur Ganker, j'en ai marre de vos conneries.
>Disco Elysium
Is it because the political situation of the game's setting is very reminiscent to you, or the style, or just because you enjoy playing it.
P.S which are worse, blacks or nafris?
Disco Elysium because the setting is overwhelmingly french. It's a fantasy french town stuck in the 70s with added communism, Martinaise is not eastern europe. The french translation packaged with the game is good even if there are typo errors.
Arabs are worse than Africans. Africans have a more docile temperament especially if they were raised in the colonies and homies straight from Africa don't fully understand civility, the African smiles and is polite but it's a deceiving friendliness, he doesn't frick shit up then suddenly he eats your arm in a soup. They're not at all like black americans.
Arabs have this constant aggressive demeanor even in mundane situations. They have their hometown across the sea (even those who never went there) and "frick yours".
Mind you, the terms arabs and africans mean as much as saying europeans like which ethnicity are you talking about exactly? These lands are vast and according to a /misc/head: everyone from Gibraltar to the Indian border is "an arab".
I'm talking mostly the ones raised and grown in France, from families that came over the country a couple of decades ago or less, first or second gen immigrants
I do know the Arabs seem to have a sort of self built egocentrism and that they seem to be unbearable and sometimes dangerous, from what I know from other French people
Against the storm is absolutely stellar.
1.0 was released somewhat recently and it's currently on sale on steam, I highly recommend it to anyone who's into city builders / management games.
It's was the fricking Belgians that fricked everything up
They b***hed and moaned about the Maginot Line so it never became finished on the Low Lands because Belgium was afraid of being a sacrificial Lamb while the Bongs and French hid behind their fortress and island. So Belgium was threatening to improve relations with Germany and forgo their neutrality if France completed the Maginot Line up to Belgium.
the one and only that truly portrayed him as giga chad
Napoopan would reck him
When do you go back to school? Christmas break can't still be going on, is it?
You weren't even born when Napoopan became a meme.
>type "napoopan" into google
>reddit results
Looks like I didn't miss anything
>admit he wasn't there and had to google
>recognize reddit instantly, like home
lmao
c'est fini
>admit he wasn't there and had to google
Should I larp instead and try to fit in with homosexuals like you?
>recognize reddit instantly, like home
It literally says the word "Reddit" dumbfrick
Just embarrassingly new
Leveraging Reddit accusations in this context is just
This is a meta troll it has to be
Issouent
ent
I still go back and watch the cg trailer every now and again. It's pretty damn great.
The only two French games I can think of off the top of my head are Stray and the Wargame/Steel Division/Warno series of games
The latter is proper frenchcore because its an RTS game with ‘real world units’ and all the French ones are magically better than IRL whereas specifically British and American units get shafted
Really? You’re telling me that the French infantry are all god tier special forces with amazing high range high-penetration AT guns whereas american infantry are literally among the worst in the game using the fricking AT-4 at best?
>only one mention of wgrd in this thread
Ganker has fallen billions must sage
>My legs are fine
Code Lyoko
How did such a show with a strong following end up never concluding and dying?
by making the sequel a horrible dogshit live action show that was so bad it necked the entire series
weird how French animations always have underage girls in underwear. How the black Muslims of Paris allow this nonsense ?
6 year old and above is Allah-approved.
That's kinda hot!
Cute!
Dofus
Dordogne.
Deathloop
Wartales
The Last Spell
Dead Cells
Bonjour, mon amis, mon name is Monsieur Ken.
I'm a 27 year old American ouiaboo (Francophile for you étrangers). I bake croissants in my kitchen, and spend my days perfecting my confectionary and playing superior French games (Another World, Beyond Good and Evil, Rayman Legends).
I train with my baguette every day, this superior bread can cut clean through hunger because it is baked at over a thousand degrees (Celsius), and is vastly superior to any other baked good on earth. I earned my baking license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak French fluently, both Metropolitan and Corsican dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about French history and their Napoleonic Code, which I follow 100%
When I get my French visa, I am moving to Paris to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an artist for Asterix or work at Ubisoft!
I own several berets, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to France, so I can fit in easier. I kiss my elders four times on the cheek when we meet and speak French as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in France!
English teacher in france here, it's not worth it.
do you teach in african infested schools?
Lies of P, Clockwork Revolution, the game that released a couple of years ago with the ballet mannequin (?)
Why?
It's a meme you dip
Im doing the same and its not bad. Im just assistant teaching so Im not here long term but its easy hours and lots of time to travel
J'ai ri
We the révolution
Is french objectively the gayest language there is? I mean the fact if there ever exists a gay person in any form of media the chances of them speaking french is almost always a certainty. And not the cool gays either, always the gays.
That's american propaganda for you.
no it's british english
>British English
You wish mon petit gar.
>gar
gars*. "rs" is silent and the "s" is always there, be it in plural or singular.
basé
I've always found italian much gayer than french. It's the way they sing their language. It's so irritating.
>It's the way they sing their language
people keep saying this shit but I don't understand why
That's because most foreigners think all frenchmen are like parisians
It would be like seeing a campus homosexual from Seattle and thinking that all americans are like that
My grandpa from Savoy (Eastern France) has the manliest voice I've ever heard, despite being an alpine manlet
>Savoy
That's ethnically pretty much an italian. No wonder he didnt sound like a gay.
Italy is, quite literally, gayer France.
You're objectively wrong tho.
How so ?
Homosexuality was much more of a thing in Italy during Late antiquity and Renaissance.
yes anon, tv shows are known to be accurate representation of real life. especially anglo tv shows including french characters
jesus christ amerilard brains are stunted
Seething stinky frog
The occupation ended 80 years ago, women have also been shaving since then.
They need to start bathing now.
Swedish is the gayest
>ouiaboo
>Average insect glaive mains
Bonne chance monsieur Ken!
Indubitablement basé et rougepilulé.
Sauf si t'es noir.
It's just another version of the Ken-sama copypasta you fricking zoomers
Yeah no shit Sherlock.
on l'a bien compris pédale
Suicide, maintenant
>ouiaboo
Lel
>ouiaboo
I drink like 3 bottles of import french wine a week and the people at the liquor store probably think this is me
badass
I don't know what any given Frenchman would say to this, but if I saw someone do this for the US I'd actively push for them to be brought over. I'd love that guy.
>ouiaboo
Good shit.
Tu es le bienvenu l'ami.
>all these replies to 9000 year old stale pasta
>year old stale pasta
yeah, it's a french thread after all.
Bonne chance monsieur ken
Ganker is redemeed
None because the only french dev (Ubislop) are globalized rootless cucks whose greatest pain in life is to not have been born in San Francisco. There is nothing french about their games, nor do they want to have anything to do with France.
>t. french
Trackmania
You already know.
uhhhh, you can't mention that game
I just did, I'll do it again.
Jouez à Onirism.
Carol would you rather not
I want her (his) game so goddamn much.
eye divine cybermancy
Soldats Inconnus
Dofus/Wakfu
... for the plot.
>the no-duck storyboard
Yes, we all know.
Not sure if all of them are considered "good" but i'd say:
>We. the revolution
VN/political simulation games where you play a judge during the French revolution
>GreedFall
Action-RPG in a fantasy setting based around the Colonisation of America. More specifically New-France.
>The dungeon of Naheulbeuk
I honestly have no idea if this game can even be enjoyed by anyone besides the French because it's based on an old audio series. But if you want to deep dive into French humor and obscure references from the 2000's internet era, that's probably the closest you will get.
>A plague Tale
Movie games set in 1300's France with fantastical elements focusing around the Black plague.
>Remember Me
Sci-fi neo Paris with god-like art direction and cute delicious brown tomboy MC.
>Steelrising
Lives of P but during the French revolution. And also made them less money, jankier and (probably) overall a lesser experience than LoP.
>Dordogne
Don't even know what this game is but it's literally called "Dordogne".
>Amnesia: The Bunker
Alien isolation but you play a French soldier during WW1.
>I honestly have no idea if this game can even be enjoyed by anyone besides the French because it's based on an old audio series.
Its a very old school parody of D&D where adventurers are moronic and dungeon masters are basically running a business, which mean dealing with fricking unions and silly worker strikes
The english translation is adequate, it come down to whenever you like that kind of slapstick humor or not
>>The dungeon of Naheulbeuk
I was like 14 when I first listened to the audio series and I had something of a crush on the sorceress, little did I know all the main characters were voiced by one guy and he just changed the pitch of his voice lol
Also I still listen to Naheulband, so much nostalgia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSHgmRMslkc
Heart Of Darkness
Another World
Flashback
>good
>french
pick one
Vas te faire enculer
Va*
Basé.
il a raison
Remember me
Soldats Inconnus : Mémoires de la Grande Guerre
>Napoleonic wars dlc for MB warband
>Napoleon total war
>Crusader kings 2
>EU game of your choice
XIII
Ludo.
Never play the remake though, it butchered the original.
Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate for some reason
L'acier tranchant, c'est notre vie
Et nos loisirs, c'est la BASTON
Remember Me felt very French.
Asterix and Obelix XXL
Wafku/Doofus
Rayman
Windjammers
Dofus
Unity version is on the way, they recently showcased more footage and it looks good so far
Dofus is already a good game and maybe the best MMO on the market rn, and it's running on fricking flash with seconds of freeze when opening certain menus, imagine how better it will be on Unity, instant map transitions and seemless UI navigation alone will make the game 10x better
Plague tale, vampyr, technomancer, greedfall, assassin's creed 1/2 unironically.
Vampyr is fricking slop.
Subpar discount Souls combat, protag with a 2010 undercut, every other characater b***hing about racism and xenophobia etc.
The only good thing about this game is that London looks pretty good. That's it.
Banner of the Maid and Rhythm Thief
Frogs fricking suck at making video games
They have EXCELLENT ideas for settings and visuals, and sometimes even not half-bad gameplay. But almost every French game I've played has felt "half-finished"? Lacking in some very core elements of them.
I dunno if it's time, directing or something else that's been missing.
Valiant Hearts
I looked forward to and wanted to like that so goddamn much, I maybe even pre-ordered it? Telling a grim WWI story and the lessons "learned" from it through cute cartoony visuals was an excellent idea.
I hated almost my entire playthrough of it.
Wakfu
>watch France's tv ads
>Always are naked men with naked women selling skincare products or McDonald
Monster Hunter with Insectoglaive only.
Since they've yet to be mentioned:
>Arx Fatalis
>Dark Messiah of Might & Magic
(RIP old Arkane)
>your legs are okay
monster hunter 4u, glaive main
Everything by Amplitude, except Humankind. And Endless Dungeon.
There was some early 2000s shooter that I never fricking remember the name of and I don't have the disc anymore, but it was about playinh a French soldier in the Algerian independence war sometime in the 60s or whatever. I don't know shit about France and the game was kind of ass but it's the Frenchest game I ever played.
never heard of that. we consider we're the bad guys in this war so that's weird
nègres
The only french game i give a 10 is Dishonored.
I wanna fugg a french girl so bad bros...
Just keep posting on Ganker and it will all work out
In case you didn't get it this was a not s o subtle way of baiting replies with sexy french girls from video games
haha
Are there any games that reward surrendering and cowardice?
Says the little guy hiding on his island/continent until 44
Company of Heroes
Especially if you play the british.
- Trackmania 2020
- seas of thieves, popular for some reason
- wakfu or dofus, it's shit
- creed of the ass unity and sands of time, language to french
- disco elysium
- frenchgays play all kinds of videogames so they're everywhere really
Je veux plus aller sur Ganker, j'en ai marre de vos conneries.
>Je veux plus aller sur Ganker, j'en ai marre de vos conneries.
18-25 on JeuxVideo.com, have fun.
Trop de bougnoule là-bas
>JVC
It died since the respawn update.
Explique
>Disco Elysium
Is it because the political situation of the game's setting is very reminiscent to you, or the style, or just because you enjoy playing it.
P.S which are worse, blacks or nafris?
Disco Elysium because the setting is overwhelmingly french. It's a fantasy french town stuck in the 70s with added communism, Martinaise is not eastern europe. The french translation packaged with the game is good even if there are typo errors.
Arabs are worse than Africans. Africans have a more docile temperament especially if they were raised in the colonies and homies straight from Africa don't fully understand civility, the African smiles and is polite but it's a deceiving friendliness, he doesn't frick shit up then suddenly he eats your arm in a soup. They're not at all like black americans.
Arabs have this constant aggressive demeanor even in mundane situations. They have their hometown across the sea (even those who never went there) and "frick yours".
Mind you, the terms arabs and africans mean as much as saying europeans like which ethnicity are you talking about exactly? These lands are vast and according to a /misc/head: everyone from Gibraltar to the Indian border is "an arab".
Quesque j'apprend Anon, espèce de malhonnête. Il paraît qu't’as des propos intolérables? Où y a pas de tolérance?
I'm talking mostly the ones raised and grown in France, from families that came over the country a couple of decades ago or less, first or second gen immigrants
I do know the Arabs seem to have a sort of self built egocentrism and that they seem to be unbearable and sometimes dangerous, from what I know from other French people
>They're not at all like black americans.
Les afro-americains sont pires que les nègres d'Afrique
Je chie dans mes culottes
Against the storm is absolutely stellar.
1.0 was released somewhat recently and it's currently on sale on steam, I highly recommend it to anyone who's into city builders / management games.
Could you give me some highlights?
I saw lots of anons buying the game this sale and from the previews I saw, it does look quite pretty.
Higurashi
The House In Fata Morgana
Metroidvanias
Rainbow 6 Siege
Monster Hunter
t.french
Wakfu/Dofus/Krosmaga
Baguette simulator
t. wouldn't have lasted a day against pervitin germans
It's was the fricking Belgians that fricked everything up
They b***hed and moaned about the Maginot Line so it never became finished on the Low Lands because Belgium was afraid of being a sacrificial Lamb while the Bongs and French hid behind their fortress and island. So Belgium was threatening to improve relations with Germany and forgo their neutrality if France completed the Maginot Line up to Belgium.
how do i get a joan of arc gf
Who the frick is joan of arc?
Go to a renaissance fair in France.
Little Big Adventure
J'AIME RAYMAN
VIDEOGAMES. I regret my words, my deeds and my post.
Dragon Age: Origins
Sound... the retreat.