>Take your gay psychology version of astrology and frick off.
Accurate. Psychology is a half-assed system based off of assumptions and guesses.
Imagine you're a girl with that type
>Imagine you're a girl with that type
I know one. She thinks she's a genius but is probably the dumbest person I've ever met. White, single mother of a black baby now, of course. Total genius.
myers briggs works if you're a person who sits firmly on one side of each of the 4 categories. if you sit on the fence in any category it no longer is very accurate because you might be halfway between infp and intj for example. the big five is what's used by psychologists cause it's granular and scores you on a spectrum for each category. behold, i am fricked up
It's a funny joke but there's a slight difference between believing that there are some recurring psychological traits shared by groups of people, and that the planets/stars literally revolve around you
these personality tests are not even accurate, who in their right minds wants to make 4 letters their personality? also its always the introvert people that love these tests because it shows how autistic and quirky they are because they are introverted, do you see extroverted people having these autistic 4 letters in their bios and shit? nah, ive never seen it, only autistic introverted wannabes
>do you see extroverted people having these autistic 4 letters in their bios and shit?
Extroverts are putting them in their linkedin profiles since extroversion is favoured for business and social contacts. Of course on nerd shit websites people are more vocal about being introvert
The CIA also invested in mind reading, distant sight and fricking telekinesis. When it comes to government funding, you can get away with a lot of dumb bullshit if you know the right people.
But they literally use it in the field not just looked into it, the CIA doesn't rely on mind reading so the analogy doesn't hold. Mind you they don't bother with the tests, they assign it themselves based on their own interpretations of people.
What's funny about people who say MBTI is worthless is that there is a similar/improved personality test called the Big-Five that is actually pretty predictive. It isn't used as much as people because:
a) It doesn't sort everyone cleanly into a 4 letter category so they can pretend life is an RPG with a character class
and
b) The fifth trait, neuroticism, is almost unarguably a negative one. There are always copes for introversion or whatever, but being a neurotic, mentally unstable frick is never a positive thing in any situation.
But autists are the ones who post it and embrace it. I mean, an overwhelming majority of locals are autists, so it can be different autists, who didn't got INTx signs, but still.
It's with everyone really, even the ones who are into it.
The reason? There is some fundamental truth behind it(namely the division between extraverted/introverted types and the thinking/feeling, sensation/intuition functions), but it's wrapped in so many layers of bullshit, misinfo and poorly defined concepts that makes it very easy for anyone to dismiss the idea altogether or get frustrated at what they read about it from other people. Since the subject isn't taken seriously by "experts", there is hardly any consensus you can fall back to - and tons of grifters trying to twist the theory and sell you their tests, books etc.
I did the test and got istj, my bpd c**t ex was the total opposite of me except she was an introvert too, so I assumed she was infp
looking more into it infp really are the fricking bpd girls and the type of shit they play is pokemon, animal crossing and the sims, basic b***hcore stuff
I always end up INTP when I take these tests. Autistic interns love asking me to do them. I'm married with kids and have a successful career. I don't think a few letters define you.
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/881705
Take your gay psychology version of astrology and frick off.
>t. INTJs
I most often see these threads pop up by self-claiming INTx types ironically
>Take your gay psychology version of astrology and frick off.
Accurate. Psychology is a half-assed system based off of assumptions and guesses.
>Imagine you're a girl with that type
I know one. She thinks she's a genius but is probably the dumbest person I've ever met. White, single mother of a black baby now, of course. Total genius.
Mother 3
Undertale
according to buzzfeed those born under this internet star sign like animal crossing
Someone post the MBTI gnostic memes and that one INTJ meme in which he calculates a flavour in his head
It's because of this cringe that I just call myself an INTP in discussions instead even though I get -J on every single test no matter what I answer
If you are taking this any more seriously than some fun meme-material then you've lost the plot, man.
I've been most of these at different stages of my life.
>he posts preview for ants
>ISTP
Accurate
>Tfw ENFP(It keeps changing)
Such is life
>There's only like 16 personalities
>Ever
>Nobody is unique
Frick off, back to the kitchen
>horoscopes for neckbeards
Not neckbeards. Boomers and Millennials of LinkedIn.
It was made by housewives with fairly loose interpretation of Jung, for the purpose of helping women finding jobs.
>said the neckbeard
My type is NPC
uh dude, it's salt
yeah that's what he said, sodium chloride
AFK Journey
I'm type A
myers briggs works if you're a person who sits firmly on one side of each of the 4 categories. if you sit on the fence in any category it no longer is very accurate because you might be halfway between infp and intj for example. the big five is what's used by psychologists cause it's granular and scores you on a spectrum for each category. behold, i am fricked up
yiik
Trails, unironically.
i always get this one and im pretty sure its just a nice way to say "massive pussy"
Imagine you're a girl with that type
Tolkien was infp, it is the master race personality, we are the true spiritual humans and everyone else are just competing animals
Sonic.
Gacha. They aren't games just like the 2,000 dollar licensing fee scam isn't science.
kys simulator is the perfect INFP experience, sisters
It's a funny joke but there's a slight difference between believing that there are some recurring psychological traits shared by groups of people, and that the planets/stars literally revolve around you
back in the day we had men and female
youngsters these days need to feel special
>back in the day
Are you literally 80 years old?
For me, it's ESTP-A
these personality tests are not even accurate, who in their right minds wants to make 4 letters their personality? also its always the introvert people that love these tests because it shows how autistic and quirky they are because they are introverted, do you see extroverted people having these autistic 4 letters in their bios and shit? nah, ive never seen it, only autistic introverted wannabes
>do you see extroverted people having these autistic 4 letters in their bios and shit?
Extroverts are putting them in their linkedin profiles since extroversion is favoured for business and social contacts. Of course on nerd shit websites people are more vocal about being introvert
Literally the CIA types their targets with meyers briggs, and they adjust it accordingly as they follow their target longer
The CIA also invested in mind reading, distant sight and fricking telekinesis. When it comes to government funding, you can get away with a lot of dumb bullshit if you know the right people.
But they literally use it in the field not just looked into it, the CIA doesn't rely on mind reading so the analogy doesn't hold. Mind you they don't bother with the tests, they assign it themselves based on their own interpretations of people.
that was in the 80s when all military branches had more cash than they knew what to do with
What's funny about people who say MBTI is worthless is that there is a similar/improved personality test called the Big-Five that is actually pretty predictive. It isn't used as much as people because:
a) It doesn't sort everyone cleanly into a 4 letter category so they can pretend life is an RPG with a character class
and
b) The fifth trait, neuroticism, is almost unarguably a negative one. There are always copes for introversion or whatever, but being a neurotic, mentally unstable frick is never a positive thing in any situation.
Both are for gays.
>try the big five
>get this
I wish I wasn't such a fricking mess
Neuroticism makes you more cautious, which is good for survival etc.
how does MBTI cause even more butthurt than tattoos on Ganker?
Autists get frustrated when dealing with conceptual thinking
But autists are the ones who post it and embrace it. I mean, an overwhelming majority of locals are autists, so it can be different autists, who didn't got INTx signs, but still.
It's with everyone really, even the ones who are into it.
The reason? There is some fundamental truth behind it(namely the division between extraverted/introverted types and the thinking/feeling, sensation/intuition functions), but it's wrapped in so many layers of bullshit, misinfo and poorly defined concepts that makes it very easy for anyone to dismiss the idea altogether or get frustrated at what they read about it from other people. Since the subject isn't taken seriously by "experts", there is hardly any consensus you can fall back to - and tons of grifters trying to twist the theory and sell you their tests, books etc.
It is taken seriously by the CIA to extract information from people
I think you are getting confused with this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personality_Assessment_System
I got the "architect" one once and I laughed to myself due to the Pierce Brosnan meme.
That's about it.
>match on tinder
>see b***h has alphabet horoscope in bio
>call her out on being dumb
>we hook up hours later
and then everyone clapped
I know it's hard for virgins to believe but that's what literally happened.
>t. Magic Mike
lmao. do you also walk into a school for blind kids and brag how good your vision is? whats the point flexing your sex life on Ganker of all places?
It's more about pointing out that these "tests" are shit and don't benefit you at all rather than someone's sex life.
>do you also walk into a school for blind kids and brag how good your vision is?
Yes
Nah it does work like that, if a girl likes your looks you can get away with a lot of shit.
Are INFPs the unique snowflakes?
How come briggs meyer personality test is the new zodiac sign for women?
that video is so good
Yeah best part was when he was getting rammed in the ass so hard that they did the ahegao face
cuckold simulator
I'm ESTJ apparently, AMA
Why do you take time out of your busy excessive business schedule to post here?
Why are you so homosexual?
ISFJ here.
I did the test and got istj, my bpd c**t ex was the total opposite of me except she was an introvert too, so I assumed she was infp
looking more into it infp really are the fricking bpd girls and the type of shit they play is pokemon, animal crossing and the sims, basic b***hcore stuff
>One life
>Born INFP
>Male
Anyway, Minecraft and games in adjacent genres. I play a lot of Terraria, building is comfy.
All males should be given ExTx type personalities
Anything else is cruel
>autistic, insecure, sociopathic train wreck
>INTP
is there any hope for me, bros?
I always end up INTP when I take these tests. Autistic interns love asking me to do them. I'm married with kids and have a successful career. I don't think a few letters define you.
>doomed to be a normalBlack person
i'd rather die
psychology is a meme "science"
just be urself
astrology for redditors
>ITT: horoscopes for zoomers
>INFP male
It never even began.
im more of a ASDF kind of guy
There's only room for one ENTP chad on this board, and it's me.
>INFP
>cancer
>born a man
People who make these have way too much free time
Sucking dick, maybe?
Bet you could go pro