>With the many ways Pokémon Legends: Arceus has innovated and shaken up the usual Pokémon series formula, it's easy to overlook one of the biggest changes: there's no Charizard in Arceus' Pokédex.
there you go op
sounds goofy as fuck, but the answer would be Pokemon Blue. If you pick Squirtle, you will never see a charizard at all unless you do the professor oak glitch.
Make a fire red romhack and replace Charizards fugly sprite with a picture of a turd and set all xer base stats to 1.
Just editing the Pokémon themselves is actually really easy.
DID SOMEONE SAY CHARIZARD?! I LOVE CHARIZARD!! CHARIZARD IS THE COOLEST POKEMON IN EXISTENCE! I OWN LITERALLY EVERY PIECE OF CHARIZARD MERCHANDISE THAT EXISTS! I PAINTED MY ENTIRE HOUSE ORANGE IN ORDER TO PAY RESPECTS TO OUR ORANGE EUROPEAN LIZARD! NO OTHER POKEMON NEEDS TO EXIST WHEN YOU HAVE CHARIZARD! I NAMED ALL MY CHILDREN AFTER CHARIZARD! MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY IS CHARIZARD! I LIVE AND BREATHE CHARIZARD!!
even so, why would you go through all that just because don't wanna look at a fat orange lizard for just a few seconds? Charizard isn't even that common on trainer teams in the older games (not sure if it's common in the newer games since I haven't played them), nor is it hard to take down, and even when you do come across one I'm pretty sure you'll have a water or rock type by that point to easily obliterate it within seconds.
I don't know if I should actually try to make a small Fire Red romhack that replaces Charizard with a literal turd just for DA LOLZ, but I think I am too lazy to playtest it.
>With the many ways Pokémon Legends: Arceus has innovated and shaken up the usual Pokémon series formula, it's easy to overlook one of the biggest changes: there's no Charizard in Arceus' Pokédex.
there you go op
That game has Typlosion which is just a reskinned Charizard.
Pass.
>a reskinned Charizard.
Only the Johturd version.
The Chadsui version is a unique mon.
Sorry, but that thing looks kind of stupid... I'd almost prefer a Charizard to that.
>skeledrige but even worse
>unique
lol
Zoom zoom.
Since Skeledirge is the most based Fire starter, that leaves a large range for Hyphlosion to also be based.
Uniquely ugly. Looks like a bad fakemon, OG typhlosion mogs it so hard.
Pokémon Legends Arceus(the best Pokémon game for the Nintendo Switch)
Also the only Sinnoh game that isn't dogshit.
Charizard.
sounds goofy as fuck, but the answer would be Pokemon Blue. If you pick Squirtle, you will never see a charizard at all unless you do the professor oak glitch.
There's a trainer in Victory Road with a Charizard
0/10 un-fucking-playable
Making it be five different trainers with Charizard in Victory Road in my fan kanto rereremake because you're a baby.
Unova games are Zard free, SV is surprisingly free of zard shilling and you could only get one from a raid
>Unova games are Zard free
what was that bridge that leads to driftveil city called, again? I'm having trouble remembering....
WHO CARES ABOUT A BRIDGE'S NICKNAME!?
>Johturd
kys
>Please, I'm so sick of it. I hate Charizard
based
Platinum
Make a fire red romhack and replace Charizards fugly sprite with a picture of a turd and set all xer base stats to 1.
Just editing the Pokémon themselves is actually really easy.
DID SOMEONE SAY CHARIZARD?! I LOVE CHARIZARD!! CHARIZARD IS THE COOLEST POKEMON IN EXISTENCE! I OWN LITERALLY EVERY PIECE OF CHARIZARD MERCHANDISE THAT EXISTS! I PAINTED MY ENTIRE HOUSE ORANGE IN ORDER TO PAY RESPECTS TO OUR ORANGE EUROPEAN LIZARD! NO OTHER POKEMON NEEDS TO EXIST WHEN YOU HAVE CHARIZARD! I NAMED ALL MY CHILDREN AFTER CHARIZARD! MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY IS CHARIZARD! I LIVE AND BREATHE CHARIZARD!!
Literally me but I burned my house down for CHARIZARD
I caused an entire forest fire for CHARIZARD
I put my dick in an air fryer for charzirad so I could imagine what hot charific blowjobs were like!
Anon, you could just not use the Charizard line and not think about it
But what if an enemy trainer uses one?
As I sayed, Changing out the sprites, moves, stats and names is really easy.
Just get some romhack tools and turn Charizard into a literal turd.
No coding required.
even so, why would you go through all that just because don't wanna look at a fat orange lizard for just a few seconds? Charizard isn't even that common on trainer teams in the older games (not sure if it's common in the newer games since I haven't played them), nor is it hard to take down, and even when you do come across one I'm pretty sure you'll have a water or rock type by that point to easily obliterate it within seconds.
Why would you reason with Charizard Derangement Syndrome?
Beat it and move on
He's a cute mon
She*
Please repeadetly ram a knife into your own gut until you bleed out, coomanon.
No thanks, my wife wouldn't like that 🙂
I only use male Pokemon, so I go with "he"
Understandable, I'm the same but only female.
I only use a female pokemon if the pokemon itself looks more feminine
I generally do the same, but I tend to use manly or beastly looking Pokemon
>Not think about Charizard
Couldn't be me.
There are no good games without CHARIZARD
The solution to your problem is to stop browsing /vp/eddit because you're being driven insane by Charizard memes
Red
if you choose Squirtle
How does Charizard being usuable via an incredibly inconvenient trade negatively impact your emerald experience?
>mindbroken by a cartoon orange dragon
top kek
Charizard
>basing your enjoyement of a video game on the lack of a creature in it
Holy pathetic, you just got Legends: Arceus 2 years ago you big baby
I don't know if I should actually try to make a small Fire Red romhack that replaces Charizard with a literal turd just for DA LOLZ, but I think I am too lazy to playtest it.
Nevermind.
I forgot how Charizard was on the main menu. Too lazy to replace that.