What are the chances of someone with this physique to find a mommy gf who will pay for my rent and work while I cook and play video games?
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What are the chances of someone with this physique to find a mommy gf who will pay for my rent and work while I cook and play video games?
>who will pay for my rent and work while I cook and play video games?
the only woman willing to do that is your bio mom
Solution for OP:
climb up a woman's vegana when she sleeping and hop out when shes awake and say you're her son
Anon you don't look as good as you think you look i'm sory
this
what the frick is that hips to waist ratio
their body is just a lil rectangle with neither curves at the top or bottom
Agreed. Honestly a bad body type. You need to neckrope, OP.
he is NOT ugly, you dont need fricking gigantic fatass hips to be cute. i WISH i could be that lithe and cute. i just look like an anorexic freak teenager.
>he is NOT ugly
it's not ugly but i wouldn't also call it good
>i just look like an anorexic freak teenager.
then i think you're not that far away from a body like OP
>what does he need to contribute other than being cute and pleasant and loving?
if you wanna be his mom, i won't stop you. but think about how he would react if you yourself would encounter any hardship and need help
>then i think you're not that far away from a body like OP
no, i look worse
if you ever end up incarcerated you'd make an ideal prison waifu, you could probably even find an aryan with that kind of body
Let the state and government become your mommy gf by putting you in a care home.
There's literally websites geared towards sugar babies.../LULZ/ isn't it.
just post on tttt they will take care of you
Realistically, zero
The only guys who can pull it off are Jeremy Meeks types with criminal backgrounds, usually with older women who want to feel young again
Also you're not feminine for a gay top to want to take care of you either, you're look like a typical weak and atrophied video game addict, you're not even trying broski
what are the chances of someone with this physique finding a goblin archetype gf to split everything for now and man a roadblock on the interstate with in 6-8 years?
You look like a child, this image looks borderline ilegal
you look better in character
what's the consensus on lankoids nowadays?
sorry to say this anon but you don't look cute. you'd better be slacking off some rick guy who'll feminize you and stuff
twinks should look cute and not like a kid
>mommy gf who will pay for my rent and work while I cook and play video games?
also sounds like your mom raised a spoiled brat
>mommy gf who will pay for my rent and work while I cook and play video games?
i would if i had monies but im neet :v
>i would if i had monies but im neet :v
so this would end up with both of you neeting together?
>Your twink physique messes it up.
twinks are actually attractive
>so this would end up with both of you neeting together?
thats why i cant do it lol
im just saying its a cute body type and i have no problem with this living situation (if i had a job)
>i have no problem with this living situation
what would you like about this relationship dynamic? just curious
having a cute twink to take care of and spoil + assuming we have sex and cuddle and get along
>to take care of and spoil
even if he would't probably contribute anything to the relationship
>Why are you so mean?
you act like a manchild who can't even take care of himself
>even if he would't probably contribute anything to the relationship
add a ? to the end, that should have been a question
So?
>i live with my rents while i do school :d
I hope they aren't Black folk who break your stuff and scream at 5 AM or 40 year old fat boomers who sniff and cough at 3 AM.
>So
>I hope they aren't Black folk
> 40 year old fat boomers
i think your mom actually didn't raise you well
She didn't, she beat me up and yelled and at me and kicked me out when I hit 18
then work on your mommy issues anon
I have figured that the only way to fix my issues is to find a woman that will give me motherly love that I never had
by that you will be running away from them, just like girls with daddy issues don't get healed by wanting to do the same as you
I think you've been watching too much anime. Older women don't want a second son who they need to take care of, they want young Chad that they missed out on in high school.
Your twink physique messes it up.
i live with my rents while i do school :d
what does he need to contribute other than being cute and pleasant and loving?
Zero, men think low T klinefelter victims are subhuman. You are invisible to them
>someone with this physique to find
a fraction of a percent
>a mommy gf
approaching zero.
>who will pay for my rent and work while I cook and play video games?
zero
Just sad. get rope soon OP!