That sounds like it would be a great day, however I'm too busy eating "pop tarts" and watching "The View" while defecating into a bowl like all humans do.
Decent tank for the under-the-log meta. Their Defense Curl move is really good at blocking attacks from other arthropods like centipedes and ants, but doesn't do much against the big hurtbox of salamanders' Bite so you just have to find a nice crevasse to wedge into against those. Really good if you like team play because they respawn quickly and have a large playerbase, but I feel like the millipede is the better tank for solo play and overall.
Firstly, they're called Slaters.
Secondly, did you know they are one of few, if the only creature capable of consuming lead metals and (potentially) detoxifying soil?
Thirdly, I'm definitely NOT a Slater masquerading as a human here posting on Ganker.
that's exactly what a israelite pretending to be a slater on Ganker would say.
That's right hum- I mean.. Goyim.
I'm a human israelite posting about my love for Slaters.
But DEFINITELY not a Slater, because that would be ridiculous and completely unreasonable.
Don't let the oven door hit you on your way in, Schlomo.
I trust you, brother. You seem pretty human.
It's nice to see another fellow human in this thread
Wanna go eat moss and defecate like normal human beings?
That sounds like it would be a great day, however I'm too busy eating "pop tarts" and watching "The View" while defecating into a bowl like all humans do.
They're called wax mites you dumbasses
>called wax mites
>clearly not made of wax
why are you gay
wood louse
kick off your sunday shouse
No it's Millers you month breathing morons.
wrong they're pillbugs
they're called cheeselogs you homosexual
This is the only Slater I will EVER respect, bug boy.
What do they do with the lead ? Just bioaccumulate as a side effect of eating random shit or do they try to turn it into gold ?
>the real alchemy was the bugs we made along the way
>not removing microplastics like based fungus
Into the trash it goes
They are potato bugs you stupid pocks
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
>granny grunter
>smooth randy
>MENACE
they're terrestrial isopods you fricking moron.
Oum from super metroid.
DRG
That's a vegana
Metroid Prime 2 has those with one of them even being a miniboss
Just look at those perfect curves
>lust provoking image
word of advice, do NOT stick these little suckers up your nose no matter how tempting it may be
HOSTILE SPECIES GAMMA
Decent tank for the under-the-log meta. Their Defense Curl move is really good at blocking attacks from other arthropods like centipedes and ants, but doesn't do much against the big hurtbox of salamanders' Bite so you just have to find a nice crevasse to wedge into against those. Really good if you like team play because they respawn quickly and have a large playerbase, but I feel like the millipede is the better tank for solo play and overall.
Metroid Prime 2 has some themed on it.
umm, no sweety that's a potato bug
i called them potato bugs as a kid
And they all called you a Potato human and laughed at you.
indie rougelites because there are way too fricking many of them
AHEM
FRICK ALL BUGGERS
WHY DID YOU JOIN THE EDF?
It's an idea
Cute bug
bugdom
It's kinda funny that these things also have multiple names in my language.
You should see the UK slang for them.
Cute! Cute!
The horse armor dlc of the bug kind.
that's a smooth randy, bud
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH FRICK YOU
>Crawls into your ears at night
Psssh… Nothin Personnel… Kid…
Bugdom.
The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog
for me its woolies
He cute
Umm actually sweetie they're crustaceans
They're not actually bugs which makes me sympathize with them more
>widely considered one thing (insects) but actually another (crustacean)
>cute and good for the ecosystem
>Ganker as frick
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