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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Firstly, they're called Slaters.

    Secondly, did you know they are one of few, if the only creature capable of consuming lead metals and (potentially) detoxifying soil?

    Thirdly, I'm definitely NOT a Slater masquerading as a human here posting on Ganker.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's exactly what a israelite pretending to be a slater on Ganker would say.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's right hum- I mean.. Goyim.

        I'm a human israelite posting about my love for Slaters.

        But DEFINITELY not a Slater, because that would be ridiculous and completely unreasonable.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don't let the oven door hit you on your way in, Schlomo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I trust you, brother. You seem pretty human.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's nice to see another fellow human in this thread
      Wanna go eat moss and defecate like normal human beings?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds like it would be a great day, however I'm too busy eating "pop tarts" and watching "The View" while defecating into a bowl like all humans do.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're called wax mites you dumbasses

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >called wax mites
        >clearly not made of wax
        why are you gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        wrong they're pillbugs

        wood louse

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          kick off your sunday shouse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're called wax mites you dumbasses

      No it's Millers you month breathing morons.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're called wax mites you dumbasses

      [...]
      No it's Millers you month breathing morons.

      wrong they're pillbugs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they're called cheeselogs you homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is the only Slater I will EVER respect, bug boy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What do they do with the lead ? Just bioaccumulate as a side effect of eating random shit or do they try to turn it into gold ?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the real alchemy was the bugs we made along the way

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not removing microplastics like based fungus
      Into the trash it goes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're called wax mites you dumbasses

      [...]
      No it's Millers you month breathing morons.

      [...]
      [...]
      wrong they're pillbugs

      They are potato bugs you stupid pocks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're called wax mites you dumbasses

      [...]
      No it's Millers you month breathing morons.

      [...]
      [...]
      wrong they're pillbugs

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      They are potato bugs you stupid pocks

      CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
      >granny grunter
      >smooth randy
      >MENACE

    • 2 years ago
      herbal

      they're terrestrial isopods you fricking moron.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oum from super metroid.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DRG

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a vegana

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Metroid Prime 2 has those with one of them even being a miniboss

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just look at those perfect curves

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lust provoking image

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    word of advice, do NOT stick these little suckers up your nose no matter how tempting it may be

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOSTILE SPECIES GAMMA

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Decent tank for the under-the-log meta. Their Defense Curl move is really good at blocking attacks from other arthropods like centipedes and ants, but doesn't do much against the big hurtbox of salamanders' Bite so you just have to find a nice crevasse to wedge into against those. Really good if you like team play because they respawn quickly and have a large playerbase, but I feel like the millipede is the better tank for solo play and overall.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Metroid Prime 2 has some themed on it.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    umm, no sweety that's a potato bug

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i called them potato bugs as a kid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And they all called you a Potato human and laughed at you.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    indie rougelites because there are way too fricking many of them

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AHEM

    FRICK ALL BUGGERS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WHY DID YOU JOIN THE EDF?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's an idea

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cute bug

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bugdom

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's kinda funny that these things also have multiple names in my language.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You should see the UK slang for them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cute! Cute!

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The horse armor dlc of the bug kind.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's a smooth randy, bud

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AAAAAAAAAHHHHH FRICK YOU

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Crawls into your ears at night
    Psssh… Nothin Personnel… Kid…

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bugdom.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me its woolies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He cute

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Umm actually sweetie they're crustaceans

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're not actually bugs which makes me sympathize with them more

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >widely considered one thing (insects) but actually another (crustacean)
    >cute and good for the ecosystem
    >Ganker as frick
    Nintendo Switch

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