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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Italians

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lives

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i call em LIFE INSURANCE

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario times 3 = TripleMario

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jumpios

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    extra guy

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Super Mario Ex Three, one of my favorite Mario games.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DO THE MARIO

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    italians

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario's

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    boyos

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A mere store of value

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys or lives, I use them interchangeably

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol eks three

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hombres

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lives

    /thread

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tries, you have 3 tries left with Mario before a game over.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what if the "0" still counts as a try? would you call them "lives" in this case? what if you don't what system the game is going for and if the "0" life counts or not?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marios

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mans

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I call them 0x075A

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lil monkey fellas

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you know, if you have an infinite number of monkeys playing an infinite number of nintendos, they'll eventually beat mario

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Considering chimps can apparently actually play video games better than kindergarteners, I don't think you'd even need a hundred of them, given enough time. Maybe you'd need a few thousand for SMB2, sure, but infinite? Probably not.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          even if they'd never played nintendo before?

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Offerings to Moloch.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    X3

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The more important question is should you get a game over at 1 life or zero lives?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should get a gamer over after dying once, extra lives is for casuals

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      -1 lives

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        -1 because they are counting EXTRA lives. If you have zero then you are on your last guy because you have no more extra.

        0 would mean you have no more extra lives. The one you're currently playing is your only life. -1 looks like you're in debt and we don't need vidya to get any more israeli

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ?
          You get a game over if you die and you have x 0 lives. That is what they meant by getting game over at 1. Otherwise if you have x 1 and die then you get a game over. That aint right.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Game over if you die at x0

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      -1 because they are counting EXTRA lives. If you have zero then you are on your last guy because you have no more extra.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your current Mario is on the field and you have three Marios sitting on the bench waiting their turn. Each time a Mario dies another Mario gets up to take his place. When there are zero Marios left the bench is empty so if you die at zero you lose. Game over.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tries

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you idiots come up with these stupid thread ideas? Sometimes they're so dumb I can't even comprehend what motivates someone to make a thread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So then what are they called, anon?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      God forbid someone talks about video games on the video games board. It should be twitter screenshot threads and coomposting ONLY.

      You're a massive homosexual. have a nice day.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesnt know the meme
      thought i smelled nugay

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1-ups.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Men

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 red green luigis

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pepperonis

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    homies

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Merry-O's

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok but how does it work?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cell divison except it divides the entire Mario

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a 1up, it ups you 1's

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      According to Superstar Saga they bring you back from the dead/wake you up when you eat one.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So Mario doesn't use it right away but carries them all around... Where does he keep all 99 1ups?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        how do you eat one if you're dead?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          His brother shoves it into his mouth. This is probably why Mario and Luigi are never on screen at the same time in the older games.

          So Mario doesn't use it right away but carries them all around... Where does he keep all 99 1ups?

          In his pocket. They are mushrooms.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >His brother shoves it into his mouth.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1's

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Freemans

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pok

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gestalts

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario
    Multiplication sign
    Three

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We call them ni-ni-nnnn-no-no-noooo! We call them wienerbröd. Wienerbrods.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    apparently the manual interchangably calls them "lives" and "marios"

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You read it backwards so it's three times mario. You get three tries before game over.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 x Mario = Mama Mia!

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He gets filtered by lives

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mans

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vessels of Animario

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why call them anything?

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lisäri

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    three big guys
    and they bust on my eyes

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    homosexuals who call these an "extra man" are in the same cesspool as those who called the Genesis a "mega drive".

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Extra Marios

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