What are they cooking?

What are they cooking?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mega zeta energy

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Looks like Shaun (Kot Shcozo homosexual) got some new material.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What are they cooking?
    More garbage megslop designs

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What are they cooking?
    More pokemon getting cucked of a genuine buff and evolution

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >More pokemon getting cucked of a genuine buff and evolution
      You understand that XY pioneered this, right?
      No game after XY had base stat buffs, cross-gen evos, and megas all in the same gen. Hell, even gen 5 is more guilty of cucking pokes out of cross-gen evos but at least it laid the groundwork with Hidden Abilities.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THEY'RE COOKING SOMETHING FIERCE

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THEY'RE COOKING
    BUT I AIN'T EATING

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Go away you smelly jeet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I blame the mods for not permanently banning him.
      These 3-4 day temp bans do nothing.
      If he was competent in what he does, the temp bans would mean nothing to him, so a permanent ban would outright silence him.
      Either they are ignorant to how much this has been happening, or they are in some way complicent to it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Permaban wouldn't work either, he'd just reset his IP or use a VPN.
        You gotta be ready to commit to full-on range banning a homosexual like him, and be willing to do so multiple times until he gets the entire fricking globe rangebanned.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >reset his IP
          Some countries don't have dynamic IPs, meaning unplugging the router doesn't reset the IP. So depending on where the spammer's from, there's a chance that a permaban will get rid of him.
          >VPNs
          Most VPNs are already restricted from posting on Ganker, and the few that aren't (like the one barneygay apparently uses) are too expensive for your average autistic Ganker NEET.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >screencap from the trailer
    they literally have nothing to show lmao
    expect a delay for the ilca bw remakes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >STILL coping

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another cooking game.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New megas. Megachads won, antimega Black folk keep seething.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >megachads won
      >in a game with no abilities, held items, online multiplayer, VGC support, and known to gatekeep new forms and Pokémon
      lmao sure

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >in a game with [FANFIC], [HEADCANON], [SCHIZO BABBLE], [COPE], and [SEETHE]
        You know nothing about it
        >B-But
        You know nothing about it.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cooking garbage, yes

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing good clearly

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TV dinners at extortion prices you will pay for anyway.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mega Magneton

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why on earth do you morons think this twitter account hints at anything ever
    it's run by some english speaking intern who's told to keep up engagement metrics. that's it. no developer is behind it.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Al dente. So barely.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think the designs will be as good as past megas, like Mega Manetric, Salamence, or the Lati Twins?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically think Mega Manectric is a great mega design

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically think Mega Manectric is a great mega design

      It looks horrid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aww come on man 🙁
        Don’t you remember how awesome it was when you saw Venusaur with a flower on its forehead? Or when Tyranitar had longer spikes?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Thick Fat
          >120 Defenses
          >Chlorophyll is still a viable sidegrade
          Gen 6 Venusaur was fricking wonderful.
          So glad this is coming back.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mega evolution is back on the menu

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game is gonna flop so hard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon is unironically too big to fail, unfortunately. They can release whatever slop they want and it will still sell like crazy, as evidenced by S/V.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Careful Ganker, the last time you said a game that was obviously not going to flop was actually going to flop you spent more than half a decade seething and having mental breakdowns and manic attacks over it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't waste my time on Ganker. Story time?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Basically, RDR2.
          >Ganker swears it will flop since the very day it's announced
          >game comes out
          >doesn't flop
          >6 years pass
          >still gets daily threads frothing at the mouth over it simply because it didn't flop
          Ganker will tell you is because it doesn't like "movie games", but the exact same thing happened with Doom Eternal, a game that's as "gamey" as it gets, still getting regular seethe threads 4 years later.
          Ganker is full of literal schizophrenics for whom the idea of being proven wrong is the worst thing that could happen to them.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the exact same thing happened with Doom Eternal
            Ganker actually thought that was gonna flop? Jesus, it's unsalvageable.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That one was more sudden, I remember it started a month before launch, probably when autists there realized people were hyped for it and suddenly it was just an endless flood of seething over it for no reason.

              Eternal's launch was funny because it was just Ganker trying to find a reason to shit on it, down to having people say the game was a failure and a downgrade over the previous game because the way you pick up new weapons in it was having a big glowing icon like in old shooters instead of having a cutscene where you carefully pick it up.

              I mean, Ganker was always full of shitposting, but nowadays it's straight up schizophrenic.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They did it with D44M too. Halozooms just get really easily intimidated and try to play big dog, you should see the shit they pulled in Warframe generals before Destiny went belly up.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the exact same thing happened with Doom Eternal
                Ganker actually thought that was gonna flop? Jesus, it's unsalvageable.

                Ganker wants everything to fail

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Megas are the best new mechanic since Abilities and I'm not going to pretend otherwise.

        GO lets you name a mon "Fricking?"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No main series game has flopped and this game especially won’t as Megas are back. Cope.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    disappointment sadly

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DEI nonsense

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mega Charizard Z unironically

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Considering this happened anything is possible.

    Hopefully shitposters will be slaughtered left and right.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHO'S GETTING A MEGA EVOLUTION?
    They were propably designed at the same time as the ideas of megas came back on the table.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more of the same.
    Half assed content stuck 2 generations ago.

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