i made the initial crude version of the smash 64 "it's not fair" image after smash 4's dlc finished, which kicked off all those threads. it's nice to see there's still variants going to date
>Hero
He's got like 75 moves, his MP recovers faster than his player lasts in bed, and all of his "random" moves are bullshit OP. If you have the autistic memory to know what every kacracklesizzle does, then you'll probably win every match by spamming your down B. I don't even know what his regular or side B does because no one uses them. >Bowser Jr.
They run to the side of the map, use their projectiles, and then run to the other side of the map. Rinse and repeat. If you get close, they use Up B. You're not actually playing Smash, you're playing tag and Bowser Junior is the KING of "nuh unh" >Zelda
Another run to the side of the map and use something that makes her invincible character. No startup on neutral B? No problem! Nayru LOVES to frick you. >Ness
These morons read a "how to play Ness" flowchart and that's all they know how to do. PK Fire, grab, down throw, jump side air, side air, jump side air. Sprinkle in some more PK Fires, then get the kill with a back throw. These gays aren't playing Smash, they're just going through their flowchart. Sometimes reflects a projectile with the side smash, which is actually based.
Honorary mention to Lucas, Link, Toon Link, and Young Link. More of the same "run to the other side and projectile spam" kind of characters, but not as bad as the above.
I fricking hate everything about ultimate, why do people like it? the trophies are gone, the singleplayer is soul crushing, all of the classic nintendo characters are boring and have outdated movesets. The only good part of ultimate is the new characters and dlc and the stages. Pikachus electricity is fricking blue, theres no octolings, no paper mario, no innovative ideas, literally 16 fe characters. Ultimate was made for plushie collecting morons and not for actual nintendo fans. Smash is supposed to be a celebration of nintendo. I still cant believe pikachus fricking electricity is fricking blue, complete horrid shit in the face to anyone that actually gives a frick.
I have never had an enjoyable match against Incineroar, Link, the Belmonts, Sonic, Kazuya, Min-min, Aegis, or Ryu/Ken. Everybody else doesn't bother me or doesn't get played enough for me to remember.
Sonic and Snake, but I have to say Sonic is super annoying to see as well, any tournament that has a Sonic battle is the most boring and annoying shit ever.
fricking all of them
every single person online, no matter their character, plays like an absolute piece of shit doing exclusive the lamest bullshit possible because muh points
i made the initial crude version of the smash 64 "it's not fair" image after smash 4's dlc finished, which kicked off all those threads. it's nice to see there's still variants going to date
>it's not fair
damn it takes me back when it was called that
Free my homie Waluigi
Bowser JR. His side B just infuriates me. Then again im shit at the game.
hey guys! how do I do the "I am forgotten" meme again!? do I have to greentext? I forgot! (lol!)
I hate the overly anime guys, they kinda ruin the theming whem theres too mamy of them, feels like a toneshift
Who would you main in Never Ever Smash?
Andross and Alice from Balloon Kid
>Hero
He's got like 75 moves, his MP recovers faster than his player lasts in bed, and all of his "random" moves are bullshit OP. If you have the autistic memory to know what every kacracklesizzle does, then you'll probably win every match by spamming your down B. I don't even know what his regular or side B does because no one uses them.
>Bowser Jr.
They run to the side of the map, use their projectiles, and then run to the other side of the map. Rinse and repeat. If you get close, they use Up B. You're not actually playing Smash, you're playing tag and Bowser Junior is the KING of "nuh unh"
>Zelda
Another run to the side of the map and use something that makes her invincible character. No startup on neutral B? No problem! Nayru LOVES to frick you.
>Ness
These morons read a "how to play Ness" flowchart and that's all they know how to do. PK Fire, grab, down throw, jump side air, side air, jump side air. Sprinkle in some more PK Fires, then get the kill with a back throw. These gays aren't playing Smash, they're just going through their flowchart. Sometimes reflects a projectile with the side smash, which is actually based.
Honorary mention to Lucas, Link, Toon Link, and Young Link. More of the same "run to the other side and projectile spam" kind of characters, but not as bad as the above.
>Dante
>Leon
>Skullkid
>Bandana Dee
>Rayman
>Ashley
>Geno
Based
>Sora
Cringe
>Krystal
Based
>Kos-Mos
meh
>Conker
>Eggman
>Shadow
Based
>Master Chief
>Doomguy
>Jonesy
cringe
>Decidueye
meh
>Toad
>Waluigi
Based
>Chorus Kids
meh
>Springman
>Travis Touchdown
Based
>Lloyd
meh
>Red
>2B
Cringe
>Phoenix Wright
meh
>Momocum
>Gordon Freeman
cringe
>Heavy
meh
>Ryu Hayabusa
Based
>yu
cringe
>Reimu
meh
>Fall Guys
>Imposter
Cringe
>Freddy, Frisk
cringe
>Bendy, Monika
who?
>Baldi
lel
>Hatkid
meh
>Knight
>Meatboy
Cringe
>Ori
meh
>Shantae
>Shovel Knight
>Maxwell
>Crash
Based
>Ratchet, Spyro, Jak, Sackboy, Kratos
cringe
>Heihachi
meh
>Tracer
Cringe
>Scorpion
Based
>Tetris
>Spongebob
Cringe
Ori was perfect for smash.
>Another microshit character
not thanks, kys
keep him in Rivals of Aether
It can easily be in both games you know? There's nothing wrong with that.
could be but he's a better fit there
Why? I think it would have been interesting to see how Sakurai would have implemented it. Plus it would have been in 3D.
I just don't feel it
>sora
Every single female (except for samus)
Shit! I thought the thread meant which characters i hated the most as a whole.
ROB
Samus
Yoshi
Luigi
Falco
G&W
WFT
Aegis
Kazuya
I don't really play online and who I associate with is not that good in the game
I hate the amount of zoners in nu-smash
I hate Sora's homosexual fricking Dreamworks smirk. Cringeworthy deviantart reject that doesn't belong in Smash. I'd rather have an empty slot.
this Kingdom Hearts is the gayest shit, the fanbase is bad enough now they invited these gays with Persona to boot
I am glad I don't play online all the DLC seem annoying as hell to play against
>sora
>Sora and Pyra
at least update your fricking shitposts
no I don't think I will
I fricking hate everything about ultimate, why do people like it? the trophies are gone, the singleplayer is soul crushing, all of the classic nintendo characters are boring and have outdated movesets. The only good part of ultimate is the new characters and dlc and the stages. Pikachus electricity is fricking blue, theres no octolings, no paper mario, no innovative ideas, literally 16 fe characters. Ultimate was made for plushie collecting morons and not for actual nintendo fans. Smash is supposed to be a celebration of nintendo. I still cant believe pikachus fricking electricity is fricking blue, complete horrid shit in the face to anyone that actually gives a frick.
>Pikachus electricity is fricking blue
DON'T CALL ANYBODY
I have never had an enjoyable match against Incineroar, Link, the Belmonts, Sonic, Kazuya, Min-min, Aegis, or Ryu/Ken. Everybody else doesn't bother me or doesn't get played enough for me to remember.
nice self screencap newfriend
>self
Fricking moronic
umadbro?
Sonic and Snake, but I have to say Sonic is super annoying to see as well, any tournament that has a Sonic battle is the most boring and annoying shit ever.
fricking all of them
every single person online, no matter their character, plays like an absolute piece of shit doing exclusive the lamest bullshit possible because muh points
yeah GSP is the worst
If SSBUDX/SSB6 doesn't change the netcode then the very least they should do is have unranked/no-GSP quickplay to combat this
>tfw not a single character I wanted is in that image
me too, wanna have sex?
This pic is outdated, get your shitpost with the times.
>Sora
>Pyra
They were added.
don't care not editing an image I found on googl