What are your dishonest opinions on this creature?
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What are your dishonest opinions on this creature?
What are your dishonest opinions on this creature?
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she is the third most breedable after espeon and glaceon
Lest human-dick compatible digimon
I don't think
I'll never get the fascination why people want to frick this thing.
Nobody actually wants to frick this, they only say so because haha funny joke.
>but the porn-
It's all meme porn, doesn't count.
i would drink her if she was made of dr pepper
You Eevee trannies are the most obnoxious Spammers on this website after Zelda ass israelites
Before all the memes, it was the Eeveelution I'd probably least like to frick. Now, it's kinda just up there by force, almost.
Nothing beats Flareon though. Too cute.
my dishonest opinions? well alright
she would look great skinny. absolutely malnourished. anorexia personfied
LOL
AAA FRICK SHIT HURTS MY HANDS
I thought the same thing.
What the frick
TOLBEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
Some of the funniest people on the internet post about her.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take wiener all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Vaporeon is an actually good pokemon considering its a monotype and hasn’t been power creeped despite being from gen one. It still one shots many dragons and mons weak to water always switch out. Such a shame it became like gardevoir and people only wanna coom to it
Built for water inflation
Inflating others with water (themselves)*
Out of ten!
I like that artist's art
me too
Contemplate the complete absorption into Vaporeon's body and the erasure of Flareon's existence
>and the erasure of Flareon's existence
it's just water
I don't have a dishonest opinion about that creature but my honest one is that sylveon is better.
overrated
can we please just be normal about vaporeon for once
No. She, like all Pokemon, are built for human dick. Walking and talking onaholes.
Umbreon is the only Eevee evolution I like.