What are your hopes and expectations for the Elden Ring DLC?
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What are your hopes and expectations for the Elden Ring DLC?
What are your hopes and expectations for the Elden Ring DLC?
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enemies that are weak to holy damage.
kek why are crabs weak to holy?
to be fair, those crabs and prawns are spawn of satan
>Crabs are weak to Holy but not a budget version of Satan
Reminds me of Bloodborne where every single boss in the lategame/DLC was resistant to Arcane
why does from HATE miracle/holy builds so much
Miyazaki hates the church and anything related to clerics/faith. Patches is his self insert.
Christcucks are so fragile.
I'm not a chrischan thoughever, that's just a fact. Hidey Taka doesn't like the church, that's why his games all have an anticlerical message
One of the major theme of EVERY SINGLE FS GAME has been corruption, put two and two together, moron.
The clerics are almost always complacent or directly causing/benefiting from this corruption. And they're often portrayed as slimy, greedy or sheepish.
Basically a priest fumbled with Hideo Miyazaki's baby carrot when he was a lad, which is what inspired him to make the souls games
that's why he got a redditor atheist GRRM to write his story about le evil pedo Satan
Mohg and his cult is just gay people actually. You can tell because they live in a blood and poop swamp and act and dress fruity.
>appears in the intro movie fo 2 seconds never to be mentioned again
>is next to final boss
>DUDE ITS SO EMOTIONAL
I hate Miyazaki meme storytelling so much
For some reason I never realised that Godfrey and Hoarah Loux were the same person until the boss fight, kek. Never saw the Lion
nobody has because its literally a meme.
Same with Mohg
>one of the shardbearers
>is never mentioned by anyone except by Varre during his obscure quest and the shackle item you get in Leyndell
Miyazaki initially described Godfrey as your character's mentor and he has a ton of datamined dialogue, but like a lot of stuff it all got cut.
doesn't make a difference . It doesn't make it less shit. It actually makes it worse and unfinished.
I just want them to give Melina some love. She's a walking loredump.
Hopes
>Bow scaling buff
>more legacy dungeons and open fields are kept to a minimum
>covenants are added
>Miquella companion that's like Melina but actually feels like a companion
>You have to off Miquella in the end but not as a boss
>More armor customization options
>More astel-like space bugs
Expectations
>Giant open field with one cool legacy dungeon and two small disappointing ones
>Some moronic really meta weapon/spell gets added, invalidating most builds and not getting balanced as the devs move on to another project
>Miquella barely appears and he's the le epic ultra anime boss of the DLC
>Ulcerated Tree Spirit but it's fricked up Godwyn secret boss
>You have to fight him in a deathblight swamp
souls games aren't worth replaying
Generally I want more incantations and more weapons scaling off FTH and/or ARC. Specifically I want more frenzy stuff.
Either fix the abysmal ray tracing performance (actually drops below 60fps at 4k with a fricking 4090) or add DLSS to mitigate it.
none and uh.. none
Who cares, BG3 won. Lmao.
Now stop posting about this dead game.
Bald dung's Gay
>bows and crossbows with scaling above D
>new death sorceries
>new armor
>new weapons
>new unique area with a few smaller dungeons
>more thorn sorceries
Basically patch up the things that feel like they were afterthoughts playing a mage is so boring when all you have is blue beam then BIG blue beam, having a few incantations that deal with poison would be a nice touch too since there is literally just poison mist and nothing else
unfortunately the only things i want like loot variety and having a reason to run dungeons that don't have something you need for a build can only be fixed by modders. i guess a roguelike mode you could co-op would be fun, didn't Bloodborne have that?
For it to get a release date, for starters