Considering the fact that the only reason people actually care about this game is the weird sexualization going on, I dont think it will score higher than a 73. Gameplay looked incredibly bland and world to boot
The sexualization isn't even all that great. Her body is mid at best and she's not in any interesting fetishist outfits. It's relatively tame coomshit that only the most desperate will bother with
this outfit is fricking moronic. I'm glad at least one big budget game can still do such blatant fanservice like this, all the more power to people into this, but the weird flesh tone bodysuit just looks offputting. like it almost looks like she's got leather sewn into her skin and metal welded to her and thats just fricking nasty. I hope they have some alternate costumes or different color schemes
The sexualization isn't even all that great. Her body is mid at best and she's not in any interesting fetishist outfits. It's relatively tame coomshit that only the most desperate will bother with
I get this is the internet, but you still shouldn't speak like a homosexual. People like hot chicks and this is one of the few games to deliver that.
>TV shows and Movies littered with nudity and sex >... >Korean game has sexy girl with jiggle physics >FRICKING COOMERS MAAAAAAN JUST WATCH PORRRN REEEEEE
have a nice day
borderline porn with ugly people is okay. softcore porn with attractive people is literally hitler. did you learn nothing from the last of us or the bear sex game
Its gonna be a flashy mediocre game like nier automata without the moronicly brilliant themes and story of nier automata
its prime youtube bait for both sides and shitposting will thrive for a few months until everyone forgets about it.
it will be moderately succesful in terms of revenue.
thats about it.
moronicly Brilliant anon, yoko taro writes stuff so incredibly stupid and absurd plastered across multiple books, manga, audio dramas, live concerts and fricking stage plays that you just have to admire how it all plays, even if its somewhat cliche and bland
Screenshot this post: >Average scores will be an 8 >Higher scores won't mention the controversy >Lower scores will mention it in a single paragraph to make it seem like it wasn't a big deal >Lower scores will obsess over some moderate flaw as well. >Biggest shared criticism across reviews will be that Eve is a bland character. >The soundtrack will be the common well-received element >Many scores will say there wasn't enough enemy variety >Lower scores will say the story was confusing and nonsensical
I expect trannies to review bomb it, Journalists to give it a low score while talking about sexism, and the game to be actually worth an 8.5 imo. We already know the score will be low thanks to suzi the troony
I predict nobody on Ganker will be talking about it a week after release, just like with every other title that was totally organic and definitely not shilled by marketers with outrage and click bait.
Paid (in exposure) journalist sites will make somewhat appropriate scores, but they will be sure to flood everything with the appropriate amount of moral grandstanding. Outside of that there will be review bombing in both directions, but I'd imagine the ones trying to ruin it all will win. Unless the game is purely uninspired dogshit which it's honestly shaping up to be outside of the hot girls. (I don't like souls inspired combat)
The worst they can give it to sufficiently make people be wary of purchase is probably an 81 on meta and something in the 7s for out of 10 ratings.
7.5-8 from critics, some will definitely detract some points for Eve’s body because that’s the world we live in, 8.5 from players.
Game has a real fresh look to me, and I enjoyed the gameplay in the demo, looking forward to playing it.
8/10
I expect a gaslight from journos that it undersold compared to other giant releases despite being only on one console
I think it'll be another 3 years of that guy in the weird round skull smiling mask being posted daily.
Considering the fact that the only reason people actually care about this game is the weird sexualization going on, I dont think it will score higher than a 73. Gameplay looked incredibly bland and world to boot
The sexualization isn't even all that great. Her body is mid at best and she's not in any interesting fetishist outfits. It's relatively tame coomshit that only the most desperate will bother with
Name another AAA or AA game that is sexualized like this in recent years. Not even Bayo 3 had this many costumes.
>Her body is mid at best and she's not in any interesting fetishist outfits
you're both a homosexual and a moron
>hip dips
Yeah she's mid
the ultimate white Y chromosome bait
men would raze continents for that
this outfit is fricking moronic. I'm glad at least one big budget game can still do such blatant fanservice like this, all the more power to people into this, but the weird flesh tone bodysuit just looks offputting. like it almost looks like she's got leather sewn into her skin and metal welded to her and thats just fricking nasty. I hope they have some alternate costumes or different color schemes
no, it's the only costume in the game
I get this is the internet, but you still shouldn't speak like a homosexual. People like hot chicks and this is one of the few games to deliver that.
There's a hundred better games with hit chicks in it
like fricking what
How many of those were released in the past 5 years?
name them
Sex isn't weird
Gratuitous sex appeal is categorically unusual in most mainstream media nowadays, don't be disingenuous.
>TV shows and Movies littered with nudity and sex
>...
>Korean game has sexy girl with jiggle physics
>FRICKING COOMERS MAAAAAAN JUST WATCH PORRRN REEEEEE
have a nice day
borderline porn with ugly people is okay. softcore porn with attractive people is literally hitler. did you learn nothing from the last of us or the bear sex game
70/100 journalist score
9.4 user score
8/10 - anything above or below is political
Its gonna be a flashy mediocre game like nier automata without the moronicly brilliant themes and story of nier automata
its prime youtube bait for both sides and shitposting will thrive for a few months until everyone forgets about it.
it will be moderately succesful in terms of revenue.
thats about it.
>brilliant themes and story
>nier automata
Lmao
moronicly Brilliant anon, yoko taro writes stuff so incredibly stupid and absurd plastered across multiple books, manga, audio dramas, live concerts and fricking stage plays that you just have to admire how it all plays, even if its somewhat cliche and bland
>brilliant themes and story
>video game
Read a book, homosexual. NA was good because of gameplay and ass.
Pic related all over again.
that game sucks ass. Girls not even that hot and the movement and shooting feel abysmal
>that game sucks ass
Of course it does, it's a GameCube game.
Screenshot this post:
>Average scores will be an 8
>Higher scores won't mention the controversy
>Lower scores will mention it in a single paragraph to make it seem like it wasn't a big deal
>Lower scores will obsess over some moderate flaw as well.
>Biggest shared criticism across reviews will be that Eve is a bland character.
>The soundtrack will be the common well-received element
>Many scores will say there wasn't enough enemy variety
>Lower scores will say the story was confusing and nonsensical
It will be the equivalent of a very positive rating on steam as in gamers like it for what it is, nobody else's opinion matters.
journos 6/10
users 8/10
I expect trannies to review bomb it, Journalists to give it a low score while talking about sexism, and the game to be actually worth an 8.5 imo. We already know the score will be low thanks to suzi the troony
It is going to be panned by critics and review bombed by trannies.... but it will probably still sell very well.
83 metascore.
shit review score
sells like niche game because turns out without the paper tiger culture warring, it's a game with nothing to write about anyways
I predict nobody on Ganker will be talking about it a week after release, just like with every other title that was totally organic and definitely not shilled by marketers with outrage and click bait.
I don’t want to talk about it, I want to play it.
Paid (in exposure) journalist sites will make somewhat appropriate scores, but they will be sure to flood everything with the appropriate amount of moral grandstanding. Outside of that there will be review bombing in both directions, but I'd imagine the ones trying to ruin it all will win. Unless the game is purely uninspired dogshit which it's honestly shaping up to be outside of the hot girls. (I don't like souls inspired combat)
The worst they can give it to sufficiently make people be wary of purchase is probably an 81 on meta and something in the 7s for out of 10 ratings.
Looking forward to what Dsp has to say about it. He has pretty good takes.
7.5-8 from critics, some will definitely detract some points for Eve’s body because that’s the world we live in, 8.5 from players.
Game has a real fresh look to me, and I enjoyed the gameplay in the demo, looking forward to playing it.
High 70s low 80s
"69" out of 100
my game of the year/10
I think the Ganker collective will kill themselves if it hits 90+
are you confusing troonyera with Ganker?
Ganker would be glad if a coomer game with no Black folk like this gets a 90+ score
He's confused because of the troonycord raids on every Stellar Blade thread
>Ass fetish game
Flop/10
They will realize Black folk are broke and dont buy games
GOOD MORNING SIRS
High 70s to 80 I reckon
User score probably 90 at launch, dipping down to 80 in later months
I hope there's more than two hairstyles