this thread really didn't need to continue past this point
its gonna be just trailers of games already on steam so they can milk nintendogays for them too
tendies acting like sonygays or xchuds give a single frick what happens on the switch. just look at the disaster that is fall guys on the switch, that shit is horrible and unplayable. even when the switch does get nice things it struggles hard. so no, no one gives a single frick if the switch got AAA titles because they are shit.
enjoy your mobile games on switch tomorrow during the direct bro
I'd say these two, Mario and Rabbids considering it leaked last night, possible Bayo 3 but I'm doubtful and the tweet from that guy from Rockstar talking about how they brought GTA to switch and he recalls an interview asking when Read Dead Redemption 2 is coming to Switch was a bit suspect.
Essentially he made a new privated twitter account before the last big direct where he wrote hundreds of direct predictions, once the direct had aired he deleted all predictions that were innacurate, went public and lots of vidya related outlets and news sites went crazy over this supposed perfect leaker, hell some "leakers" even tried to piggyback on his stuff, not knowing it was all an elaborate ruse.
I may believe him, but Nier Automata? I don't know, even PS4 and Xbox struggled with it at launch
How? Automata isn’t graphically impressive by any stretch of the means. It looks like it would run just fine on a switch it already looks like a damn PS3 game.
>account made February 2022 >very random and scattered information >alleged requested proof they didn't delete Tweets, and never provided it >only posted right as rumors were already coming out it's a Partner Showcase
If they get Bayonetta 3's date right I may start keeping an eye on them, but otherwise we've seen this shit quite a few times already.
>Mario and Rabbids
Played it. Excited for more info on the sequel. >Bayo 3
I can't bring myself to buy 2 with how expensive it is. >Persona 3 4 5 >Nier Automata
Played it on other consoles.
its a direct mini so... not much. The most I can hope for is Mario + Rabbids and Bayo 3. No Silksong or minimal Silksong news since it was show at Xbox. Will have the same trailer if anything.
15 minutes devoted to troony rabbids in space. One shitty translated SNES remake that everyone will claim is the GOTY. Rest will be schwarbage like Fall Guys.
Mario + Rabbids
Persona 3 Portable, Persona 4 Golden, Persona 5 Royal
NieR Automata
Red Dead Redemption 2
Batman Arkham Trilogy
Dragon Quest Treasure
Lollipop Chainsaw
Zero Escape Trilogy
probably some random Disney game
>third party only
after a rudimentary google search told me that, I have none and do not care about it. Not throw around buzzwords, but if you sincerely care about what third party titles are coming to the Switch you are onions incarnate
>20 fricking minutes >3rd party only
this isn't the real even is it? Literally wtf could they even show in this that would be something to be excited for?
It's been almost a year since they last mentioned it to say they want to show something ASAP. Hopefully it actually happens soon.
Hard to have hope after so long, but they did finally show SMT V after a similar long silence at one of these Partner Showcases.
>Literally say it's a nothingburger >Tendies genuinely believe they're getting nier automata, persona 3, persona 4, and persona 5 ports announced for the switch
God you frickers are so entitled, I'll pour one out and laugh for you when none of this happens
The purest distillation of the Nintendo experience is that time in 2020 when they said they were going to reveal a new Wayforward game in the next day or two, everyone went wild speculating if it was a Metroid or Wario Land game because Shantae is just a fusion of those gameplay styles, and it turned out to be a fricking licensed Bakugan game.
Because they dont have any first party updates to share right now? If they had anything they would be showing it. They're not just gonna hold things back to spite Ganker
>If they had anything they would be showing it.
Not true, Nintendo is always holding things in their back pocket. Xenoblade 3 was announced less than 6 months before its launch.
Ah right the other partner directs were like that too weren't they, or is it because it's called a mini rather than because it's called a partner, maybe it's just because they know half the viewers are just going to skip to the bayo trailer and the other half to the rise trailer
I was right about the 7 now 5 hours though right?
why do you care so much, you don't own any gaming system. It's always the same logo png picture, and the Pocky & Rocky comparison image. that's all you have about "piracy" in your meme folder.
Here's a screenshot of Sparks of Hope. It was supposed to be shown at the direct later today along with its release date of October 20th, but it got leaked.
>First game also got leaked ahead of announcement.
Why does fricking everything Ubisoft make get leaked?
We knew about the entire Ancient AC trilogy and the names of all three games YEARS before even Origins was officially announced.
Can they not keep shit under wraps?
They do it on purpose for hype anon, it was literally themselves leaking it on their store last night. The Gold Edition went up on their store and releases in October.
IS is technically 3rd party, they just exclusively work with Nintendo.
Next FE is apparently being made by Gust though, and if that's true FE is definitely going to show up.
It will have Bayonetta 3 but outside of that (and possibly including that) it will be complete shit, there's only one hope that something of value comes from it and that's the Goemon spiritual successor being developed by Good Feel, but there's one caveat, the studio used Unreal Engine 4 for Yoshi's Crafted World and will definitely be doing the same for this game, so if you want 60fps well frick, you're shit out of luck.
I hope that the Persona games won't be here so that homosexuals here won't end up buying the games on Switch but instead on PC where you'll support more PC Atlus ports instead.
I already bought Persona games and/or emulated them and I DID enjoy them.
What I DIDN'T enjoy was being tethered to a bulky console and TV/PC monitor for the games I can't just play on Vita.
I WILL be a portable chad and enjoy my portable Persona experience, as they are best enjoyed.
Realistically it will never happen, Atlus is extremely pissed at TMS poor sales and blamed it on Nintendo
SMTV was the last game to release on the switch for along while
>SMTV was the last game to release on the switch for along while
P4A:U and 13 Sentinels came out after SMTV, anon. Also SMTV itself was a million seller in just two months.
I fully expect persona ports and rabbids game.
Maybe: a dragon Quest 3 remake trailer, another hd remake (chrono trigger?), new ace attorney. Possibly something new from koei tecmo.
Etrian I dunno, Devil Survivor 3 is more likely to me tbh.
If you Switchgays get Persona today, you better actually buy and play the games or I'm going to kick each and every one of your asses.
Either outcome I'm going to laugh, but I would prefer to see a port because I'm a big Personagay and want as many people as possible to play the games. Already played the games years ago though, so a Switch port doesn't mean anything to me. Imagine not being an idort in 2000+22.
I can't imagine the cringe of being a trans person already on HRT and reading this and being like "Oh, whoops." That is definitely gonna happen to someone when this comes out on Switch
Prime 4 news plus Metroid Prime remaster (full price and not as a collection because lol, lmao)
Bayo 3 release date
If the new Persona ports are also coming to switch it'll probably be announced today too I guess
Screencap this, Mario + Rabbids will have an entire 5-10 minute chunk of this showcase to itself meticulously talking about the most basic gameplay concepts
We'll get some artwork for Zelda. They might announce another mainline Mario platformer. Odyssey was 5 years ago, and I'm guessing it will be like Mario Galaxy 2, reusing pretty much all of Odyssey's assets + more. I just hope the Moons/Stars/Whatever they go with are more rewarding to collect.
You'll have shitposting fuel either way anon. >Get to dab on nintendogays because they will never ever get persona
or >Get to dab on sonygays because they keep losing exclusives, now to their most hated enemy. Also they will never ever have SMTV (until that gets ported).
>10 minutes of Mario Rabbids 2 >5 minutes on Live a Live >Same Silksong trailer that MS showed >5 minutes on Disney Speedstorm >sizzle reel >SMTV Maniac edition featuring expanded story featuring Raidou and all previous included DLC >Raidou Kuzunoha vs. the Soulless Army and King Abaddon, remastered collection >Ends with Bayonetta 3 trailer where a new side character is revealed, a Pakistani trans woman. >one more thing: banjo-kazooie nuts and bolts port shadow dropping on eshop.
>handheld Nuts and Bolts
I'd be the only person in the world excited about it but it'd unironically be a 10/10 direct only thing better would be Tooie AND Nuts and Bolts
We need something big for August and October. Good chance either Bayo 3 or Mario + Rabbids is October. August is probably just going to be empty, maybe a surprise MK8 DLC release.
Wouldn't it be funnier if they did show up? the joke would be Nintendo being dumb enough to hide their having the game, I can't even imagine how many people in the last 2 weeks who were choosing between switch and xbox decided on xbox because of persona
The punchline I'm mainly referring to is them bringing out the Portable versions of 3/4 to everything except the actual portable that's still well capable of running them, and 5 still ignoring Switch after Sakurai deepthroated the bejeezus out of it.
I hope so, Nintendo have been so poorly treated this gen by third parties I kind of just don't want it to end, I mean I'd like Nintendo to grow some fricking balls, but that's not possible.
The closest Nintendo has gotten to growing balls is them implicitly using Partner Showcases as a shield to deflect from them having jack shit themselves. Indie Worlds are an addition to the Direct lineup that don't interfere with much, whereas Partner Showcases are used as a maligned substitute for Nintendo news.
Partner showcase is them having no balls, instead of demanding third parties give a frick, they bend over backwards for them and still get fricked by third parties being lazy homosexuals, the Klonoa remake was announced at a Nintendo direct, yet the Switch version is a complete fricking joke.
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>the Klonoa remake was announced at a Nintendo direct, yet the Switch version is a complete fricking joke.
What's wrong with the Switch version?
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The graphics are really meh, it looks like a PS2 game but in HD, but that's not the full issue, it has performance issues and load times are longer than the PSX version, there's no excuse for this sort of shit, and this is standard for third party games on Switch.
Bit more than that but if you reviewed Switch hardware only on third party games you'd come to the conclusion that it's about as powerful as a PS2, if you reviewed the PS4 hardware only on third party games you'd come to the conclusion that it's as powerful as a PS4.
Partner showcase is them having no balls, instead of demanding third parties give a frick, they bend over backwards for them and still get fricked by third parties being lazy homosexuals, the Klonoa remake was announced at a Nintendo direct, yet the Switch version is a complete fricking joke.
At this point Nintendo's no worse for wear due to how much their first parties carry them. They made an honest effort to extend an olive branch to third parties this generation, but most of them chose to be spoiled brats/lazy c**ts for the past half decade and leave obscene amounts of money on the table (by either ignoring it, or shooting themselves in the foot with almost deliberate incompetence in nearly every attempt they did make at working with the Switch). Third parties treating the Switch like shit doesn't do anything to Nintendo, it's just them cutting their own noses off to spite their faces.
Bayo 3 will be there
Etrian Odyssey series has been cancelled due to Atlus needing the staff for other projects, DDS HD is not a thing that can happen.
Getting ready for snotty fairweather Nintendo fans to ramp up their lecturing of anyone who isn't excited for this/gets disappointed by this, only to completely fall silent on the matter almost immediately after the Direct is over.
Lots of people are excited for this because both monster hunter and bayo 3 are very likely to show up, treasure have also teased something and this seems a good time to show it
This board is going to go apeshit one way or the other regarding Persona 3-5, whether they show up or not. If they do come, watch wargays pivot and resort to propping up fricking Soul Hackers 2 as their next big brag against Nintendo.
>watch wargays pivot and resort to propping up fricking Soul Hackers 2 as their next big brag against Nintendo.
Until that gets its inevetable late port, regardless if mainline Persona comes to Switch or not.
>inevetable late port
Late ports only happen when the game does decently as they only sell a fraction of the original release.
Why make a late port when it will only sell 10% of a bomba?
>If they do come, watch wargays pivot and resort to propping up fricking Soul Hackers 2 as their next big brag against Nintendo. >implying they already don't
Atlus went from like 1 release per year and 2 mainline SMT titles including all the Persona stuff on Playstation hardware, to 1 game for the Switch's entire life, and 1 legacy port for the Switch, they don't have the staff to support SMT spinoffs anymore, they don't have the staff to support Etrian Odyssey, Trauma Center is dead and buried and then an entire new graveyeard was built on top of it and Etrian Odyssey was buried in that.
The point is that their new games require so much more staff that they are killing off their side projects just to have staff to handle core game development. Hilariously enough there's also Re Fantasy, PS4 has already been replaced and there wasn't even a trailer for it.
>they don't have the staff to support Etrian Odyssey, Trauma Center is dead and buried and then an entire new graveyeard was built on top of it and Etrian Odyssey was buried in that.
You keep parroting without a source. Why do you insist of being such a Black person?
the fact it aint an indie direct has me hopeful, but the fact it's "mini" has me worried we're gonna see like 2 games at most, directs were never very long to begin with.
God I hope it's new shit and not just ports of already existing stuff..
I think the Persona thing was just Phil paying millions to Sega when he went to Japan. I don’t think Atlus wants to port it to a Nintendo platform. But we will see
I hope Persona doesn't get announced just because it would be so lame to see time wasted announcing it here for the Switch when all the other platforms for it have already been revealed. Should have just included it in the PS4/Steam reveal.
Well, the one thing the "Direct Persona announcement" cope has going for it is that the preorders for P5R still haven't started despite it having a concrete release date for the past 2 weeks. That's unusual.
I don't believe in Atlus' ability to make rational business decisions, though
I really don't understand why everyone thinks that switch can't handle P5R. Catherine was fine, and it works on the same engine. Sure, some of the environments may be a bit larger, but most of them are still in closed-off spaces. Catherine port was an updated version and not the original PS3 one as well.
>atlus logo comes on >personagays lose their mind >SMT V MANIAX NOW REVAMPED BLAH BLAH >FRICK OFF NINTENDO >atlus logo again >OH FUUUUUUUCK >soul hackers 2 (cloud edition) coming soon to nintendo switch
the salt mines of norzelia would be miniscule in comparison
>HEY GUYS THIS GUY LEAKED THE DIRECT LINEUP IT'S REAL THIS TIME I SWEAR >it's not because they're just doing it for clout that morons will give with 0 thought
Why does this happen everytime
I really, REALLY want that to be the case, but I bought Dark Souls Switch on release just to try to support and facilitate the mere possibility of DS2 on Switch. That was over 4 years ago, anon. My hope is basically nonexistent at this point. At least there's a chance we'll see FF Pixel Remaster.
Bombrush cyberfunk release trailer or delay during or in the preceeding week of this presentation
And just skim around threads like these, broken clock fallacy and all that
It’s third party focussed so the big ones will be Bayo 3, Mario + Rabbids and the Persona rereleases. I’ll be surprised if there’s anything actually shocking.
My favorite is when people defend Nintendo for their shitty Directs. "You set your expectations too high" is basically a confession that you should never expect anything actually interesting from a Nintendo Direct any more and be happy with shitty 540p 20-30 FPS ports and cloud games.
They should fix that issue too. Maybe they are, maybe that's why we're barely getting shit for the Switch and BOTW2 will be a dual release.
They can't frick around again. It needs to be PS4 Pro powerful at least. 4K support even if they need to run at 1440p internally or something.
Then they shouldn't be selling the games at premium prices. These publishers act like I should graciously accept their blurry framerates at twice the price of the real versions.
Back before the Switch, handhelds didn't think to charge $60+ for truncated ports.
Its the same with every event like this, directs, state of plays, xbox showcases.
There's always, at most, a single game you'd care about and you always regret watching live as opposed to skimming over afterwards.
Luckily this time round there's no premier bullshit so you can skip through from the get go.
My realistic expectations? I expect a number of filler games that no one really cares about, along with some decent games that people will blow off because they are ports or not 1st party.
I also expect the new Mario & Rabbids game to be the main attraction
Bad ports of AAA shovelware
Collab with Squeenix to make random garbage, probably a chibi game
We are currently working with "Big Company" to make a game, stay tuned
Eternal Darkness 2
F-Zero NX
8 player Custom Robo
Metroid Prime 4
Fighter Pass 3 + Single.player expansion with Target Test, Board the Platforms and more
Super Mario 64 2
Goldeneye Remaster
dicky Simulator
Goldeneye 007 HD for Xbox One, Series X/S, and Switch. That's all I want.
t. waited through all of Summer Shit Fest and the Xbox showcase for a Goldeneye 007 announcement that never happened
>It's not even a stream.
Holy shit this is gonna be garbage. Did Nintendo actually lose E3? Not just lose E3, but end up in last place? This is the first time in history. Holy SHIT.
>It's not even a stream.
Holy shit this is gonna be garbage. Did Nintendo actually lose E3? Not just lose E3, but end up in last place? This is the first time in history. Holy SHIT.
>the first time in history
They have not gotten over Keighley lying about GameCube sales nearly two decades ago and don't want to do anything adjacent to anything he does
This.
Only reason I haven't sold my switch yet is because I have hope for a new donkey Kong or 3d Mario. Hope is fading though.
Feels like nintendo don't even make videogames anymore. 3rd party stuff on switch is absolutely atrocious. Blurry, 20fps, long load times. And double the price.
10 minutes to disappointment. Brace your gay buttholes.
>Feels like nintendo don't even make videogames anymore.
They've been making ONE fricking video game for the past 5 years. Everything else first-party is a port and/or crowdsourced from a partner dev.
Anon, Nintendo have never been prolific with major first party releases within the same franchise. Each console generally only gets one 3D Mario, and one Zelda built from the ground up for it (not crossgen like TP/BOTW). Especially after GC/Wii era, their pace has slowed down dramatically because HD development just takes longer. Monolith Soft are the only studio with the ability to pump out large scale games with incredible efficiency, but they cater to a very niche audience so if anything it only breeds resentment with the average Nitnendo console owner. It's funny, because they do so while helping Zelda team make BOTW games.
>Feels like nintendo don't even make videogames anymore.
They've been making ONE fricking video game for the past 5 years. Everything else first-party is a port and/or crowdsourced from a partner dev.
To be fair they've also been focusing on the Mario movie/theme park, that has to take a lot of focus away from actually making games
Oh man it's not even a live stream, just a video drop?
Expectations gone. It's genuinely nothing. Maybe they'll re-announce an Advance Wars release date.
Ordered a PS5 and a new TV. Arrives tomorrow. I'm not here for shit ports on my Switch.
I guess this drought and nothing exciting coming up is them preparing for the Switch 2 or something.
How do people lack the initiative to just, fricking search nintendo on youtube or twitter to find out there's no stream.
How spoonfed do these morons have to be.
>be a huge xenobladegay and JRPGgay in general >get nintendo's "e3" presence all to myself >while whiny scrimblogays get scraps from third parties >except they don't even get all of their scraps since there's gonna be JRPGs in this presentation too
blessed timeline we're living in tbh~
>mario & rabbids
Game we already knew about, the date got leaked the other day. >bomberman
Okay, that's actually something new and probably worthwhile. >harvestella >sunbreak
Trimmed-back ports.
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>harvestella >sunbreak >Trimmed-back ports
this is a joke right?
Pile of dogshit, sasuga modern nintendo.
Ports of ancient games I've already played, now in 480p! Harvestella looks sort of okay, I guess. Not really interested though.
Switch stays in its box for another few months.
3rd party stuff on nintendo used to be actually made for that nintendo system. There were ports like quake64 and stuff, but plenty of original games back in the day.
Everything now is just awful ports of ue4 games. A day late and a dollar short.
I guarantee I'm older than you, you fricking moron.
>The Japanese Square Enix Youtube account confirms Steam as well. No other platforms aside from those two.
Well frick sake. Harvestella isn't even exclusive.
>P5R is getting a physical release
Eh better than nothing I guess, I've always loved the case for Royal so I'm definitely getting it, provided it obviously doesn't run like shit.
>was primarily a slew of years old ports and definitive editions, with a few indies here and there
Surprised there weren't more indies. Nothing I personally care about, but at least these are all popular games that players will surely enjoy adding to their collections. Still baffled at how they managed to get Nier Automata to run on the Switch. Though I thought about, it seemed to be something impossible. Always figured the Switch would just literally explode trying to boot it up. Mario + Rabbids 2 launching in October is good to see. That's one more mystery crossed off on Nintendo's lineup of big releases for the year.
this thread really didn't need to continue past this point
its gonna be just trailers of games already on steam so they can milk nintendogays for them too
nothing interesting like the past like 5 directs
Live A Live not interesting to you?
not him but knowing square, they might frick it up. also, they didn't remake bahamut lagoons yet.
>also, they didn't remake bahamut lagoons yet.
that game is full of ntr
I will now buy your game
exactly. i want to see all threads crying over NTR shit.
This. I literally do not care about anything nintendo produces
Persona Collection
Batman Arkham Collection
These two are pretty much confirmed, any pushback against this is just snoys seething.
tendies acting like sonygays or xchuds give a single frick what happens on the switch. just look at the disaster that is fall guys on the switch, that shit is horrible and unplayable. even when the switch does get nice things it struggles hard. so no, no one gives a single frick if the switch got AAA titles because they are shit.
enjoy your mobile games on switch tomorrow during the direct bro
>but Fall Guys!
Nobody cares about your dead game, cücklord.
Where did you get that info? I'm interested in the arkham collection
French retailer leaked it at the start of the year, supposed to release on August 31st.
Just look it up.
I'd say these two, Mario and Rabbids considering it leaked last night, possible Bayo 3 but I'm doubtful and the tweet from that guy from Rockstar talking about how they brought GTA to switch and he recalls an interview asking when Read Dead Redemption 2 is coming to Switch was a bit suspect.
You'll never see it coming~ to Shitch!
Do you have something to say now?
Please have some respect for the recently deceased
Aged like fine wine
My expectations are next to nothing but I'm hoping for sports story or dragon Quest 3 release date
>Sports story
WHERE IS IT?!?
A lot of games coming to Steam too.
Random jRPG.
Megaman BN Collection.
Monster Hunter Sunbreak trailer.
More ports of Xbox/PS4 games.
nothing unless they sneak in a metroid prime HD
It's only going to be for third parties.
So I guess we aren't getting a real direct til Aug?
https://twitter.com/Syluxhunter/with_replies
This leaker seems legit
Therefore:
Mario and Rabbids
Bayo 3
Persona 3 4 5
Nier Automata
ah yes the old load up a bunch of tweets, make them private then unprivate them when info comes out
frick off
That only works one time, once you get noticed you can't do that again. He got a lot right over the last 5 months. Look at the timeline
if its so easy why don't you do it? Checkmate.
I'm not a homosexual
debatable
Based Jon Cartwright for exposing 99.9% of nintendo insiders and leakers in general as frauds
Redpill me.
Essentially he made a new privated twitter account before the last big direct where he wrote hundreds of direct predictions, once the direct had aired he deleted all predictions that were innacurate, went public and lots of vidya related outlets and news sites went crazy over this supposed perfect leaker, hell some "leakers" even tried to piggyback on his stuff, not knowing it was all an elaborate ruse.
>be an insider
>make an account mocking other "insiders"
You can't make individual tweets private, only accounts.
>Nier Automata
inb4 cloud version
How? Automata isn’t graphically impressive by any stretch of the means. It looks like it would run just fine on a switch it already looks like a damn PS3 game.
It was very poorly optimized. I remember it ran like shit on my previous PC which was way more powerful than Switch.
RF5 also looked like shit but it was also optimized like shit and couldn't go over 20fps on good days.
Japs don't understand how optimization works, that's why their games still have 30fps targets.
I may believe him, but Nier Automata? I don't know, even PS4 and Xbox struggled with it at launch
>account made February 2022
>very random and scattered information
>alleged requested proof they didn't delete Tweets, and never provided it
>only posted right as rumors were already coming out it's a Partner Showcase
If they get Bayonetta 3's date right I may start keeping an eye on them, but otherwise we've seen this shit quite a few times already.
>they/them
>They/them
Why does Ganker worships trannies?
>Mario and Rabbids
Played it. Excited for more info on the sequel.
>Bayo 3
I can't bring myself to buy 2 with how expensive it is.
>Persona 3 4 5
>Nier Automata
Played it on other consoles.
That feels more like a safe educated guess than a leak.
called it
Video games.
persona 3 and 4
Mario+Rabbids
Persona
Batman
Labyrinth of Galleria
Sports Story
Some indie shit nobody cares about.
Sports story would be the best.
>on the e-shop later today
its a direct mini so... not much. The most I can hope for is Mario + Rabbids and Bayo 3. No Silksong or minimal Silksong news since it was show at Xbox. Will have the same trailer if anything.
a new Bakugan game
None whatsoever
gonna open the Bayo 3 page on Nintendo's E shop tomorrow morning and if I don't see any updates then I'll know not to bother watching it.
Nico Robin real...
One day anon…..one day
A Banjo game, Cuphead padding, shit about Kingdom Battle 2 and a bunch of shovelware indies.
Rabbids 2, Bayo, and some old ports like Persona. That's basically it. No surprises at all.
Raid Shadow Legends will be available on switch tomorrow at 12pm PT. Not exclusive since it will also debut on Xbox, PS, and EGS.
15 minutes devoted to troony rabbids in space. One shitty translated SNES remake that everyone will claim is the GOTY. Rest will be schwarbage like Fall Guys.
Mario + Rabbids
Persona 3 Portable, Persona 4 Golden, Persona 5 Royal
NieR Automata
Red Dead Redemption 2
Batman Arkham Trilogy
Dragon Quest Treasure
Lollipop Chainsaw
Zero Escape Trilogy
probably some random Disney game
>A bunch of indies
>Persona 3 and 4, no 5
>Anything Mega Man (cope)
>Capeshit
>More indies
>Some NSO 3rd party game
>Ends with Bayo 3
>third party only
after a rudimentary google search told me that, I have none and do not care about it. Not throw around buzzwords, but if you sincerely care about what third party titles are coming to the Switch you are onions incarnate
I’d like:
>Dragon Quest III 2DHD
>Xenogears remaster
>Yakuza Ports (probably just 0)
>Persona 3, 4, 5
>Batman Arkham collection
Batman is the only likely one.
OP said realistic
40mins of splat
ports from 2 years ago
>20 fricking minutes
>3rd party only
this isn't the real even is it? Literally wtf could they even show in this that would be something to be excited for?
When are we getting a new Etrian Odyssey?
It's been almost a year since they last mentioned it to say they want to show something ASAP. Hopefully it actually happens soon.
Hard to have hope after so long, but they did finally show SMT V after a similar long silence at one of these Partner Showcases.
>Literally say it's a nothingburger
>Tendies genuinely believe they're getting nier automata, persona 3, persona 4, and persona 5 ports announced for the switch
God you frickers are so entitled, I'll pour one out and laugh for you when none of this happens
But when it does happen, you will be the Joker in "Start pounding, Joker."
We are getting that Shin chan summer game.
Tbh just need P4G and I'm set. Have it on Steam but this game is perfect to play while lying down on bed.
nothing really, it is a direct of less than 20 minutes
The purest distillation of the Nintendo experience is that time in 2020 when they said they were going to reveal a new Wayforward game in the next day or two, everyone went wild speculating if it was a Metroid or Wario Land game because Shantae is just a fusion of those gameplay styles, and it turned out to be a fricking licensed Bakugan game.
No idea why they couldn't have just thrown a few small first-party updates in and dropped the Partner Showcase label.
Because they dont have any first party updates to share right now? If they had anything they would be showing it. They're not just gonna hold things back to spite Ganker
>If they had anything they would be showing it.
Not true, Nintendo is always holding things in their back pocket. Xenoblade 3 was announced less than 6 months before its launch.
Either they have nothing or they don't want to overshadow the third party games.
How can anyone be excited for this shit when every third party Switch game looks like this
ETRIAN ODYSSEY 6
I’m just watching for the Sunbreak release trailer
Imagine if it's Persona ports, but they're cloud versions.
Persona 6
So what are the chances of GoldenEye showing up lads?
Am I moronic I can't find the stream, shouldn't there be one up I can tell to set me a reminder
Nintendo doesn't give a shit
it's 7 hours from now right?
It's on demand, not streamed.
Well that really tells me it truly is a bunch of nothing
Ah right the other partner directs were like that too weren't they, or is it because it's called a mini rather than because it's called a partner, maybe it's just because they know half the viewers are just going to skip to the bayo trailer and the other half to the rise trailer
I was right about the 7 now 5 hours though right?
It goes up in three hours.
Oh right, My dumbass initially converted it to eastern states time instead of west Australian time
I think it's the localized EDF
I honestly don't give a shit, but if we at least get demos for some of these, it won't be a complete waste.
Also why are some of you homosexuals still stupid enough to believe "leakers" at this point. Are you moronic?
Nothing, nintendo has gotten complacent and it shows
They're prepping for the Switch successor. I'm expecting it to get teased by the end of the year, and launch sometime next year.
nothing interesting to pirate
You cant pirate switch games
i've been doing it since 2018
why do you care so much, you don't own any gaming system. It's always the same logo png picture, and the Pocky & Rocky comparison image. that's all you have about "piracy" in your meme folder.
i have a switch though schizo
Thanks for the friendly reminder, guess I'll post it again.
I just want a release date of the Front Mission 1st remake and the Portal collection.
If it isn't Mario related I just don't give a frick. Simple as.
Toothpaste
Well lucky you. Most of the direct is probably going to focus on Mario + Rabbids.
Prove it homosexual
Here's a screenshot of Sparks of Hope. It was supposed to be shown at the direct later today along with its release date of October 20th, but it got leaked.
>First game also got leaked ahead of announcement.
Why does fricking everything Ubisoft make get leaked?
We knew about the entire Ancient AC trilogy and the names of all three games YEARS before even Origins was officially announced.
Can they not keep shit under wraps?
They do it on purpose for hype anon, it was literally themselves leaking it on their store last night. The Gold Edition went up on their store and releases in October.
>claude upside down
I'm glad that this meme still persists lol
It could still happen right FE bro? M-maybe Nintendo counts Intelligent Systems as one of their partners?
IS is technically 3rd party, they just exclusively work with Nintendo.
Next FE is apparently being made by Gust though, and if that's true FE is definitely going to show up.
>another anime game announced
I know there's more to it than a visual aesthetics but come the frick on, we already have enough as it is
monster hunter trailer
maybe bayonetta
switch port of old japanese rpg
garbage form ubisoft, activion and shit
Pretty sure we will get a date for Bayonetta 3. They added it to their website like 2 weeks ago, right?
A new dragon quest monsters
Wasn't there one in development after 11?
Treasures was meant to be Monsters
It will have Bayonetta 3 but outside of that (and possibly including that) it will be complete shit, there's only one hope that something of value comes from it and that's the Goemon spiritual successor being developed by Good Feel, but there's one caveat, the studio used Unreal Engine 4 for Yoshi's Crafted World and will definitely be doing the same for this game, so if you want 60fps well frick, you're shit out of luck.
Bloodborne on PC
finally releasing the waluigi pinball remake dlc for mario kart 8
I only watch the direct for laughing on anyone, so I don't have expectation really.
that's kinda sad anon, ngl
I hope that the Persona games won't be here so that homosexuals here won't end up buying the games on Switch but instead on PC where you'll support more PC Atlus ports instead.
pcBlack folk are the most pathetic subhumans on this board, Christ
Better than Switchgays, at least they get games
>pc
>games
LMAO
Ah yes PC, literally the first ever platform that got a mainline Persona port
P4G was on Vita a decade ago.
That was still a Playstation platform
Get out of here, pc fat.
Switch WILL get Persona.
People WILL buy Persona on Switch.
And you -- yes (You) -- WILL seethe, cope and dial eight.
You WILL buy Persona on PC instead of Switch and you WILL fricking enjoy it
I'm buying it on Xbox. I will never support the pc gaming industry lul
Genuinely better than getting on Switch, i fully support you.
Xbox needs all the help it can get
I already bought Persona games and/or emulated them and I DID enjoy them.
What I DIDN'T enjoy was being tethered to a bulky console and TV/PC monitor for the games I can't just play on Vita.
I WILL be a portable chad and enjoy my portable Persona experience, as they are best enjoyed.
I will play it on my deck
Good! I'm happy for you.
I honestly forgot that thing existed. Lol!
?
If I could go to any electronic stores and grab one.
Pre-order? Nope.
>can't run Persona 5 Strikers
>can't run Catherine Classic
>people still expect it to run Persona 5 Royal at launch
Realistically it will never happen, Atlus is extremely pissed at TMS poor sales and blamed it on Nintendo
SMTV was the last game to release on the switch for along while
>SMTV was the last game to release on the switch for along while
P4A:U and 13 Sentinels came out after SMTV, anon. Also SMTV itself was a million seller in just two months.
>Also SMTV itself was a million seller in just two months.
8 months*
5 months actually:
https://twitter.com/Atlus_West/status/1515876728463257600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1515876728463257600%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nintendolife.com%2Fnews%2F2022%2F04%2Fshin-megami-tensei-v-tops-1-million-sales-worldwide
No way i'm waking up at 9am lmao. Go on without me bros. I hope there's some juicy disappointment when i wake up
Announcements that are usually glazed over because it's the uninteresting filler in a normal direct
Mario and Rabbids and Persona 3 and 4.
5Royal is my wildest dream, but NAH.
Shinchan game got leaked.
Coming in august. So we now know that will be incouded
>Japanese countryside childhood summer vacation games
Inject that shit straight into my veins.
The porn version was better.
I fully expect persona ports and rabbids game.
Maybe: a dragon Quest 3 remake trailer, another hd remake (chrono trigger?), new ace attorney. Possibly something new from koei tecmo.
Etrian I dunno, Devil Survivor 3 is more likely to me tbh.
>etrian
They canned that series.
>he doesn't know
Xenoblade X port.
I would honestly cum if pic rel was announced, either that or a golden sun revival
persona never ever
What will be the reaction if persona does not get announced?
If you Switchgays get Persona today, you better actually buy and play the games or I'm going to kick each and every one of your asses.
Either outcome I'm going to laugh, but I would prefer to see a port because I'm a big Personagay and want as many people as possible to play the games. Already played the games years ago though, so a Switch port doesn't mean anything to me.
Imagine not being an idort in 2000+22.
Did they leave this line in the recent releases? lol
yes
I can't imagine the cringe of being a trans person already on HRT and reading this and being like "Oh, whoops." That is definitely gonna happen to someone when this comes out on Switch
MH Rise Sunbreak trailer
irrelevant shit
port
port
irrelevant shit
480p 15fps ports of 5+ year old games
Prime 4 news plus Metroid Prime remaster (full price and not as a collection because lol, lmao)
Bayo 3 release date
If the new Persona ports are also coming to switch it'll probably be announced today too I guess
>Prime 4 news plus Metroid Prime remaster
Retro is a first-party developer anon.
Screencap this, Mario + Rabbids will have an entire 5-10 minute chunk of this showcase to itself meticulously talking about the most basic gameplay concepts
yeah bro atlus totally is pretending that persona isnt coming to switch thats totally why they didnt announce it yeah man
they pretended it wasn't coming to steam and PS5 for a good 48 hours
Wonder if Treasure will show "THAT" game here?
Best case scenario: Advance wars date confirmation and that would be it
They're not going to confirm a cancellation in a direct, it'd be bad PR. That gets put in a press release later.
Imagine if after all these ports Persona 6 is still a Sony exclusive.
Does anyone thinks otherwise? They started making it years ago for PS. Outsourcing P5 ports 6 years later doesn't change anything
It'll be a day one multiplat like Soulless Hackers 2 is, cope.
I'm just being realistic. Atlus will always make the least logical decision
Sega's less moronic than Fatlus and since P4G on PC they've been very evidently tard wrangling them.
We'll get some artwork for Zelda. They might announce another mainline Mario platformer. Odyssey was 5 years ago, and I'm guessing it will be like Mario Galaxy 2, reusing pretty much all of Odyssey's assets + more. I just hope the Moons/Stars/Whatever they go with are more rewarding to collect.
Oh, I'm moronic. I didn't see the "partner showcase" part. No idea in that case.
even less than nothing
New info on Mario + Rabbids seeing as the game got leaked, including the 9th character and everything.
Nothing really. Though if Persona isn't announced I don't think Atlus is making an Etrian Odyssey game anymore.
I want persona 5 to be announced purely so I have shitposting fuel for months.
You'll have shitposting fuel either way anon.
>Get to dab on nintendogays because they will never ever get persona
or
>Get to dab on sonygays because they keep losing exclusives, now to their most hated enemy. Also they will never ever have SMTV (until that gets ported).
I want persona 5 to be ported so Ganker stops pretending its a good game.
If Soul Hackers 2 isn't announced for Switch then Persona isn't coming to
the single fact that it's 25 minutes means there will probably be at least one, maybe two, worthwhile announcements
But I won't give them anything more than that
Hopefully Silksong. That's all Nintendo can give me anymore, I have no hopes.
Silksong was at the xbox showcase
Yes but I want more.
I bet they're gonna announce something earthbound just to cease and desist every fan project
I want them to announce a completely different set of Persona/megaten ports just to rile people up.
Two noteworthy announcements at most. And I'm using 'noteworthy' generously.
Persona
Maybe Genshin
Rabbids
Tons of cloud versions of completely uninteresting western games
That about sums it up I think
>10 minutes of Mario Rabbids 2
>5 minutes on Live a Live
>Same Silksong trailer that MS showed
>5 minutes on Disney Speedstorm
>sizzle reel
>SMTV Maniac edition featuring expanded story featuring Raidou and all previous included DLC
>Raidou Kuzunoha vs. the Soulless Army and King Abaddon, remastered collection
>Ends with Bayonetta 3 trailer where a new side character is revealed, a Pakistani trans woman.
>one more thing: banjo-kazooie nuts and bolts port shadow dropping on eshop.
screenshot this
>handheld Nuts and Bolts
I'd be the only person in the world excited about it but it'd unironically be a 10/10 direct only thing better would be Tooie AND Nuts and Bolts
>partner showcase
>6 a.m. PT
Wow it's fricking nothing.
Hope we get more Digimon Survive info.
That would be pretty cool. Even after 4 years of delays it still feels like I barely know anything about the game
I just wanna know the evolution paths.
Based take. I used to play DS, Dawn and Dusk just for the digimons.
I mean, I'm just interested in knowing where the partners go, since this is meant to be a bit different from a Story game.
Some Bullshit ports and Mario kart 8 dlc
Screencap this and add the posts above and below me to it.
We need something big for August and October. Good chance either Bayo 3 or Mario + Rabbids is October. August is probably just going to be empty, maybe a surprise MK8 DLC release.
>Mario + Rabbids is October.
It is, date leaked on ubi's site.
I hope I'll finally get something good to pirate
i honestly got nothing
only nintendo thing im interested in is a new FE and this is a partner direct so
FE can still show up, especially if KT and Gust are heading the development like the leaks have said.
>5 year old ports of P5 and Nier Automata
Nintenbros....we fricking won
I can play P3 Portable portably, at least.
Atlus, you've got the setup for the funniest punchline in gaming history. Please, please don't show up today.
Wouldn't it be funnier if they did show up? the joke would be Nintendo being dumb enough to hide their having the game, I can't even imagine how many people in the last 2 weeks who were choosing between switch and xbox decided on xbox because of persona
P5R isn't even coming out until October. Why do some of you morons act like this is some time sensitive issue?
The punchline I'm mainly referring to is them bringing out the Portable versions of 3/4 to everything except the actual portable that's still well capable of running them, and 5 still ignoring Switch after Sakurai deepthroated the bejeezus out of it.
I hope so, Nintendo have been so poorly treated this gen by third parties I kind of just don't want it to end, I mean I'd like Nintendo to grow some fricking balls, but that's not possible.
The closest Nintendo has gotten to growing balls is them implicitly using Partner Showcases as a shield to deflect from them having jack shit themselves. Indie Worlds are an addition to the Direct lineup that don't interfere with much, whereas Partner Showcases are used as a maligned substitute for Nintendo news.
Partner showcase is them having no balls, instead of demanding third parties give a frick, they bend over backwards for them and still get fricked by third parties being lazy homosexuals, the Klonoa remake was announced at a Nintendo direct, yet the Switch version is a complete fricking joke.
>the Klonoa remake was announced at a Nintendo direct, yet the Switch version is a complete fricking joke.
What's wrong with the Switch version?
The graphics are really meh, it looks like a PS2 game but in HD, but that's not the full issue, it has performance issues and load times are longer than the PSX version, there's no excuse for this sort of shit, and this is standard for third party games on Switch.
Aren't they PS2 games in HD?
Bit more than that but if you reviewed Switch hardware only on third party games you'd come to the conclusion that it's about as powerful as a PS2, if you reviewed the PS4 hardware only on third party games you'd come to the conclusion that it's as powerful as a PS4.
At this point Nintendo's no worse for wear due to how much their first parties carry them. They made an honest effort to extend an olive branch to third parties this generation, but most of them chose to be spoiled brats/lazy c**ts for the past half decade and leave obscene amounts of money on the table (by either ignoring it, or shooting themselves in the foot with almost deliberate incompetence in nearly every attempt they did make at working with the Switch). Third parties treating the Switch like shit doesn't do anything to Nintendo, it's just them cutting their own noses off to spite their faces.
Fair point
I just need Bayo 3 news. But Etrian Odyssey and dare I dream, Digital Devil Saga duology HD remaster would be incredible.
Bayo 3 will be there
Etrian Odyssey series has been cancelled due to Atlus needing the staff for other projects, DDS HD is not a thing that can happen.
>Etrian Odyssey series has been cancelled
souce? They literally mentioned the next game again last year and said they want to show it ASAP.
Getting ready for snotty fairweather Nintendo fans to ramp up their lecturing of anyone who isn't excited for this/gets disappointed by this, only to completely fall silent on the matter almost immediately after the Direct is over.
Nobody is excited for a 'partner showcase' direct, anon.
There's always some moron that gets excited for shitty third party shovelware.
Lots of people are excited for this because both monster hunter and bayo 3 are very likely to show up, treasure have also teased something and this seems a good time to show it
Monster Hunter shows up literally every direct before and since Rise released.
I don't really care for BOTW2, and most of what I play on my Switch are the third-party developed exclusives so I'm looking forward to it.
2 more years in development, hopefully but also I'm dreading it coming to a new Platform.
The narrative snoys are trying to push is that Nintendies aren't interested in this because they hate JRPGs. Keep up.
Croc: Legend of Gobbos remake
YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING
We will not.
This board is going to go apeshit one way or the other regarding Persona 3-5, whether they show up or not. If they do come, watch wargays pivot and resort to propping up fricking Soul Hackers 2 as their next big brag against Nintendo.
>watch wargays pivot and resort to propping up fricking Soul Hackers 2 as their next big brag against Nintendo.
Until that gets its inevetable late port, regardless if mainline Persona comes to Switch or not.
>inevetable late port
Late ports only happen when the game does decently as they only sell a fraction of the original release.
Why make a late port when it will only sell 10% of a bomba?
>If they do come, watch wargays pivot and resort to propping up fricking Soul Hackers 2 as their next big brag against Nintendo.
>implying they already don't
How much time left anyways?
Hour and a half just about.
An hour and a half until it gets posted.
>Fire Emblem and Xenoblade?
>cringe...
>Persona?
>BASED!
why are nintekiddies like this?
Xenoblade and Persona are shit. Fire Emblem is good. Stay mad snoy.
the opposite
Persona and Xenoblade are based
Fire Emblem is a troony franchise full of troony characters
Literally the exact opposite of the true.
Persona is cringe, Xenoblade is based, and FE (post-Awakening) is gay homosexual troony shit
>resetera hates FE
FEChads keep winning.
But trannies love dating sims.
Maybe? But so does Ganker and that has nothing to do with anything.
Literally just comparing the opening hour of Persona 5 to the opening hour of Three Houses exposes why one is popular and the other is a joke
Just because the protagonist is called joker doesn't mean the game is a joke.
New Trauma Center/Team pls. I know Atlus don't give a frick anymore, but I still have a bit of hope
Atlus went from like 1 release per year and 2 mainline SMT titles including all the Persona stuff on Playstation hardware, to 1 game for the Switch's entire life, and 1 legacy port for the Switch, they don't have the staff to support SMT spinoffs anymore, they don't have the staff to support Etrian Odyssey, Trauma Center is dead and buried and then an entire new graveyeard was built on top of it and Etrian Odyssey was buried in that.
SH2 is the first PS4 game they've made. Catherine and P5 are updated PS3 games.
The point is that their new games require so much more staff that they are killing off their side projects just to have staff to handle core game development. Hilariously enough there's also Re Fantasy, PS4 has already been replaced and there wasn't even a trailer for it.
Yeah, was just adding to your example. Atlus has been incredibly slow in making new games in HD.
>they don't have the staff to support Etrian Odyssey, Trauma Center is dead and buried and then an entire new graveyeard was built on top of it and Etrian Odyssey was buried in that.
You keep parroting without a source. Why do you insist of being such a Black person?
>trauma center is getting a new release
You need to let go sometime.
I'm referring to Etrian Odyssey, dumbass.
Pikmin 4 WILL be announced at this direct.
Screencap this.
the fact it aint an indie direct has me hopeful, but the fact it's "mini" has me worried we're gonna see like 2 games at most, directs were never very long to begin with.
God I hope it's new shit and not just ports of already existing stuff..
The direct is 25 minutes anon.
Monster Hunter trailer please
everything got leaked and it's not looking good so why want a trailer
I guess they will announce that FF Tactics remake that was leaked in psn
tactics ogre not FF
Oops. I wonder if they will show FF9 remake too
So are they just posting it like a normal video on their channel? I don't see any livestreams going on.
Ahh. Thanks anon.
I think the Persona thing was just Phil paying millions to Sega when he went to Japan. I don’t think Atlus wants to port it to a Nintendo platform. But we will see
I hope Persona doesn't get announced just because it would be so lame to see time wasted announcing it here for the Switch when all the other platforms for it have already been revealed. Should have just included it in the PS4/Steam reveal.
Well, the one thing the "Direct Persona announcement" cope has going for it is that the preorders for P5R still haven't started despite it having a concrete release date for the past 2 weeks. That's unusual.
I don't believe in Atlus' ability to make rational business decisions, though
Bayo 3
Mario Rabbids
Some other remaster of a pixel game
Persona (cloud)
Royal on switch will be a disaster
I really don't understand why everyone thinks that switch can't handle P5R. Catherine was fine, and it works on the same engine. Sure, some of the environments may be a bit larger, but most of them are still in closed-off spaces. Catherine port was an updated version and not the original PS3 one as well.
So, the direct is in an hour? I'm moronic when it comes to timezones.
Black person, it's the most simple addition & subtraction. I figured it out when I was 12.
yep im thinking its yokai watch 4 english time
based only YW fan left on Ganker
yeah you are good
I also like YW but I already played 4 years ago and the new game about gijinka jibanyan looks like shit
I've accepted level-5's death
absolutely dont care, just want it over with, so they can announce the proper direct on the 29th
*for the 29th
>mini
literally nothing
Yeah, it's just going to be multiplats that were already announced at not-E3.
what's the likelyhood of silksong dropping?
hollowknight dropped at a direct didn't it?
confirmed to be within "the next 12 months"
Silksisters?
>an hour before the direct
>still not getting the link
I think it's cancelled bros
>atlus logo comes on
>personagays lose their mind
>SMT V MANIAX NOW REVAMPED BLAH BLAH
>FRICK OFF NINTENDO
>atlus logo again
>OH FUUUUUUUCK
>soul hackers 2 (cloud edition) coming soon to nintendo switch
the salt mines of norzelia would be miniscule in comparison
>SMT V MANIAX
I fricking wish. SMTV could use a Maniax version for a few new dungeons and to fix the story and characters.
Ports.
>HEY GUYS THIS GUY LEAKED THE DIRECT LINEUP IT'S REAL THIS TIME I SWEAR
>it's not because they're just doing it for clout that morons will give with 0 thought
Why does this happen everytime
Dark Souls 2 chads, its time
I really, REALLY want that to be the case, but I bought Dark Souls Switch on release just to try to support and facilitate the mere possibility of DS2 on Switch. That was over 4 years ago, anon. My hope is basically nonexistent at this point. At least there's a chance we'll see FF Pixel Remaster.
Absolutely nothing
>real direct
lots of ports
+ ONE LAST THING!
>partner direct
lots of ports
>partner direct MINI
a few ports
>Direct Mini
A glorified sizzle real of ports and indies no one cares about. There won't be any major titles or surprises.
A release date for Siralim Ultimate and the Dragon Quest 3 HD remake.
Link to the direct?
Nintendo's YouTube channel, pick one.
It doesn't look like it's been published there yet.
Less than 30 minutes to go.
Oh, this is in 30 minutes? That's good timing for me. I might actually watch and cringe.
Oh boy I sure can't wait for the port showcase
Fire Emblem
They're about a year from their usual 4 year window for their releases
Where the frick is it, Nintendo.
I'm not buyung any if the other shovelware until you release this.
What I want:
>Digimon Survive english info/trailer
>Treasure's 30th anniversary game (Gunstar Heroes? Mischief Makers 2?)
What I expect:
A bunch of ports and a monster hunter trailer or something.
Embarrassing
Xenosaga HD trilogy
Bombrush cyberfunk release trailer or delay during or in the preceeding week of this presentation
And just skim around threads like these, broken clock fallacy and all that
Realistically?-
Probably a few collections/ ports
In depth looks at games already announced
Maybe a couple of surprises
Unrealistically tho?-
A new release date for reboot camp
>no link yet
Nintendo is DEAD
a flood of fujotroony artists feminizing and trapinizing Zidane and potentially Kuja when the IX remake teaser drops
It’s third party focussed so the big ones will be Bayo 3, Mario + Rabbids and the Persona rereleases. I’ll be surprised if there’s anything actually shocking.
Smash Bros DLC - Smash Run
My favorite is when people defend Nintendo for their shitty Directs. "You set your expectations too high" is basically a confession that you should never expect anything actually interesting from a Nintendo Direct any more and be happy with shitty 540p 20-30 FPS ports and cloud games.
It's a 2014 tablet dude
They should fix that issue too. Maybe they are, maybe that's why we're barely getting shit for the Switch and BOTW2 will be a dual release.
They can't frick around again. It needs to be PS4 Pro powerful at least. 4K support even if they need to run at 1440p internally or something.
Then they shouldn't be selling the games at premium prices. These publishers act like I should graciously accept their blurry framerates at twice the price of the real versions.
Back before the Switch, handhelds didn't think to charge $60+ for truncated ports.
Its the same with every event like this, directs, state of plays, xbox showcases.
There's always, at most, a single game you'd care about and you always regret watching live as opposed to skimming over afterwards.
Luckily this time round there's no premier bullshit so you can skip through from the get go.
My realistic expectations? I expect a number of filler games that no one really cares about, along with some decent games that people will blow off because they are ports or not 1st party.
I also expect the new Mario & Rabbids game to be the main attraction
MH6
Bad ports of AAA shovelware
Collab with Squeenix to make random garbage, probably a chibi game
We are currently working with "Big Company" to make a game, stay tuned
purse owner 1-5 bundle on switch
OoT + MM 3D bundle on switch
both available for $25... RIGHT AFTER THIS SHOW
*60
>OoT + MM 3D bundle on switch
>both available for $25
LMAOOOOOOOO
Some indie garbage + Maybe another teaser for Bayo 3
viewtiful Joe 3
seething from Ganker
Eternal Darkness 2
F-Zero NX
8 player Custom Robo
Metroid Prime 4
Fighter Pass 3 + Single.player expansion with Target Test, Board the Platforms and more
Super Mario 64 2
Goldeneye Remaster
dicky Simulator
Daring, are we?
Goldeneye 007 HD for Xbox One, Series X/S, and Switch. That's all I want.
t. waited through all of Summer Shit Fest and the Xbox showcase for a Goldeneye 007 announcement that never happened
That would be a good announcement, but I doubt they would announce an Xbox game at a small Nintendo thing.
>It's not even a stream.
Holy shit this is gonna be garbage. Did Nintendo actually lose E3? Not just lose E3, but end up in last place? This is the first time in history. Holy SHIT.
>the first time in history
Okay, nevermind, I memoryholled 2008.
They pretty much didn't even participate this time
They have not gotten over Keighley lying about GameCube sales nearly two decades ago and don't want to do anything adjacent to anything he does
They lost hard in 2008 and 2015. E3 2015 was so bad it killed Iwata.
link to the direct?
Nothing. Nintendo is only good for Nintendo games. Any other game is better played on PC, Xbox, or PlayStation.
This.
Only reason I haven't sold my switch yet is because I have hope for a new donkey Kong or 3d Mario. Hope is fading though.
Feels like nintendo don't even make videogames anymore. 3rd party stuff on switch is absolutely atrocious. Blurry, 20fps, long load times. And double the price.
10 minutes to disappointment. Brace your gay buttholes.
>Feels like nintendo don't even make videogames anymore.
They've been making ONE fricking video game for the past 5 years. Everything else first-party is a port and/or crowdsourced from a partner dev.
Anon, Nintendo have never been prolific with major first party releases within the same franchise. Each console generally only gets one 3D Mario, and one Zelda built from the ground up for it (not crossgen like TP/BOTW). Especially after GC/Wii era, their pace has slowed down dramatically because HD development just takes longer. Monolith Soft are the only studio with the ability to pump out large scale games with incredible efficiency, but they cater to a very niche audience so if anything it only breeds resentment with the average Nitnendo console owner. It's funny, because they do so while helping Zelda team make BOTW games.
To be fair they've also been focusing on the Mario movie/theme park, that has to take a lot of focus away from actually making games
We're as bad as Sony now.
I want more coomer games
>partner showcase
Do things like Mercury Stream and Retro Studios count as "partners"?
you guys should keep your expectations low. they're probably gonna show indieshit + cloud version of some game
Oh man it's not even a live stream, just a video drop?
Expectations gone. It's genuinely nothing. Maybe they'll re-announce an Advance Wars release date.
This explains why I can't find the livestream anywhere.
Directs are always just Youtube premiers.
Ordered a PS5 and a new TV. Arrives tomorrow.
I'm not here for shit ports on my Switch.
I guess this drought and nothing exciting coming up is them preparing for the Switch 2 or something.
>PS5
Now you can play all the amazing exclusives such as...uh...
I can play all the multiplats without begging? Read my post again
STREAM IS UP
i'm going to neck you
It's not even going to be a stream. Just a video drop...
STREAM IS UP
It is not.
Frick you moron
Stream link??
IT'S UP
There's no stream for this. It's just a video that they're uploading.
So is the direct starting in 8 minutes?
7
6
it's not even out yet and my disappointment is already immeasureable
How do people lack the initiative to just, fricking search nintendo on youtube or twitter to find out there's no stream.
How spoonfed do these morons have to be.
Stream?
link?
STYLE SAVVY 5 WHEN AAAAAAAAA
100 threads about the same thing because nintrannies think this is twitter and don't understand how to navigate this site.
>going to watch this thing knowing it's nothing worthwhile
Not good.
They seriously couldn't even set the video as a premiere on YouTube? That's another level of lazyness, holy shit.
Where the frick do I watch this? it's not on the Nintendo channel on youtube.
>2 minutes left and still not link
1 MINUTE
https://persona.atlus.com/series/portal/us/
>its fricking real
bros... it broke free...
HOLY FRICK YOU WEREN'T LYING
fake site
nice troll
Prove it loser.
>Persona 3 portable
>only portable on one of these
yeah, nintendo is dead
1 MINUTE LEFT
So is there any proof theres a direct other than OP's picture?
A bunch of indie games that won't get much press.
And maybe one port that people might be interested in.
RYZA 3
Why the frick couldn't they have shown it live?
bruh where the frick is even the stream
WE FRICKING WON
holyshitit started
>9 a.m
>nothing
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NINTENDO IS DEAD
PAC MAN WORLD RETURNS
MEGAMAN BROS WE WON
P5R CONFIRMED
>P5R CONFIRMED
P5R CONFIRMED
>P5R CONFIRMED
>NIER
I
FRICKING
KNEEL
It's up.
its up shagaru is in
LINK IT ALREADY homieS
IM SICK OF REACTORS ONLY SHOWING UPO
Holy shit.
>NOT LIVE PREMIER
FRICKING
SOUL
LESS
>BATTLE NETWORK
BATTLE NETWORK
>BATTLE NETWORK
BATTLE NETWORK
Lets Gooo
PERSONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Watching it with my girlfriend's wife.
BATTLE NETWORK COLLECTION Black folk
s-sony sisters?
>a-a-a-a-a-at least tendies aren't getting them
OHNONONONO WHAT'S THE COPE NOW, SNOYGGER'S?
LOOKIN GOOD
>be a huge xenobladegay and JRPGgay in general
>get nintendo's "e3" presence all to myself
>while whiny scrimblogays get scraps from third parties
>except they don't even get all of their scraps since there's gonna be JRPGs in this presentation too
blessed timeline we're living in tbh~
>troony meme
Go back
Nintendo won
wait it's not a stream?
>no persona
HAHAHAHAHA
>>
>was franctically looking for the livve before realizing it's not live at all
>Nier Automata on switch
she's in
EWWWWWW WHAT THE FRICK DID THEY DO TO GUYBRUSH
oohh. that train game looks nice
>epic exclusive
too bad
Oh boy a bunch of games that already existed and that I could already play on PC anyway. How exciting.
This narrator is going off the charts more than usual
>not a stream
for what fricking purpose
It's a half-assed direct that only exists because of contractual obligations to third party devs
theres nothing stopping them from doing a youtube premiere though. after all, every direct is just a prerecorded video
Funny how this kinda kills the hype
Absolutely soulless and no dimes.
Would've been funny as frick seeing it slowly creep in
No Persona. No win
take your glorified VN and shove it up your arse
>No Persona
there is
>MMBN
>Dragon Quest Treasures
>Near Tomato
>Le cake is a lie xD
>Purse Owner
Pretty good. I am missing DQ3 though.
>indies and ports
Huraaaay
>I hate not giving money to EA wtf where is fifa
Nintendo is dead
BOMBAAMAN
>only 4 minutes for the BIGGEST EXPANSION EVER in monster hunter
pac man
Pac-dog is adorable.
I figured this would happen eventually, since they can't re-release the original with Ms. Pac-Man intact.
>A collection of ROMs
...
Uh, Nintendo, hello?
The frick are you talking about? Well if you want to get technical all games even modern are stored on Read Only Memory
>RF5 but good
Sign me the frick up
damn so nintendo really doesn't have anything this year
>pacman world remake
neat
>no reactions from the thread
>now I have to watch it alone like a loser
frick you Nintendo
you can watch the Sonic girl watching it live I guess
>>no reactions from the thread
Are you just blind or something? Take off your negative feedback blinders
was automata originally a PS3 game? or a ps4 game?
is waiting to play it on the switch worth it?
PS4, then ported to PC and the Bone.
I'd say expect a bad time, unless you can REALLY tolerate 20fps.
>Portal
neat I guess
>tertiaries trying to meme-outrage that a mini is not a live stream
why are so many non gamers normies there all of a sudden?
I hope Little Noah isn't mobile game designed. Might be cute.
>lol its just a mini it wont be good
Literally the best direct in years
Holy shit
Seriously, a single first party announcement and this could have not only been a regular Direct, it would have been a great one.
It's just ports of 5+ year old games. Again.
mario + rabbis2, super bomberman r2, harvestella and sunbreak weren't. and to be fair persona is just taking the piss
you just try too hard to meme things based on popular youtuber outrage videos and not the content of what was just presented. Again.
Why should I feign excitement for trimmed-back ports of games I can already play? Especially when said ports are being sold at a premium.
>trimmed-back ports
what about
>mario & rabbids
Game we already knew about, the date got leaked the other day.
>bomberman
Okay, that's actually something new and probably worthwhile.
>harvestella
>sunbreak
Trimmed-back ports.
>harvestella
>sunbreak
>Trimmed-back ports
this is a joke right?
They're on PC, moron.
Literally delusional. This is cope like I've never seen.
cope seeth mald and dialate
Oh sorry, I thought you were just coping. Thanks for the correction.
How was it the best. There wasn't a single interesting thing.
Harvestella looks cool
what was the only new game in it? harvestella?
Might be comfy.
RF bros...home...?
It does actually feels like RF but better, but a lot of games have been doing that
should I install portal 2 on my hacked switch
or
boot on my pc in the next couple seconds
or
not play at all because it's 11 years old
What difference does the age make? It probably runs like this, though.
because it's old and I'm bored of playing it years ago where are the new games
Be honest with yourself. What new games are absolutely worth playing?
call of duty
MH at the start and persona at the end, the rest is just shovelware.
fiar emburemu
Pile of dogshit, sasuga modern nintendo.
Ports of ancient games I've already played, now in 480p! Harvestella looks sort of okay, I guess. Not really interested though.
Switch stays in its box for another few months.
>MODERN Nintendo
>When it's literally the same dogshit third party support Nintendo has always had
You're a kid
3rd party stuff on nintendo used to be actually made for that nintendo system. There were ports like quake64 and stuff, but plenty of original games back in the day.
Everything now is just awful ports of ue4 games. A day late and a dollar short.
I guarantee I'm older than you, you fricking moron.
>Lying out of his ass
>Pretending a pathetic handful of games, which this same direct also had, is an edge
You're a kid
I've owned every nintendo machine since the nes, except virtual boy. I'm in my 30s.
Youre a stupid c**t.
Shotabros... we won
its a great day to be a shotabro
Those two... they're very wild and silly. It's time.
Holy frick Fire Emblem fans are tortured souls
>The Japanese Square Enix Youtube account confirms Steam as well. No other platforms aside from those two.
Well frick sake. Harvestella isn't even exclusive.
>Doraemon game
>Nobita actually works hard instead of being a moronic lazy piece of shit
I don't get Doraemon games
dickybros, we won
>Draw a Noah
>Call it a girl
Still can't believe this Clash of Clans clone got a new game.
Persona is cool and all but is any of the 3 games even getting a physical release or is it just digital garbage?
P5R is getting a physical release. 3 and 4 are digital only.
I would have bought a physical collection for switch. Shame.
>P5R is getting a physical release
Eh better than nothing I guess, I've always loved the case for Royal so I'm definitely getting it, provided it obviously doesn't run like shit.
Half-life on the switch when?
i still believe in toothpaste-chan
Persona 5 fans can now finally play persona 5
>was primarily a slew of years old ports and definitive editions, with a few indies here and there
Surprised there weren't more indies. Nothing I personally care about, but at least these are all popular games that players will surely enjoy adding to their collections. Still baffled at how they managed to get Nier Automata to run on the Switch. Though I thought about, it seemed to be something impossible. Always figured the Switch would just literally explode trying to boot it up. Mario + Rabbids 2 launching in October is good to see. That's one more mystery crossed off on Nintendo's lineup of big releases for the year.