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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I
      CAN'T
      HEAR YOU

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        KILL THEM!!

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh damn this is pretty nice; is this Dall-E 3? What prompts?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, is Yuna

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that image is probably older than you are

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ai slop
        Zoom zoom

        I am a millennial boomer and assumed it was AI too. It's over for illustrators.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Serious doubt that given that image set is as old as time.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          moronic newbie, lurk more before posting

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe if you're a paranoid schizophrenic. A simple reverse image search would remove any doubt.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ai slop
      Zoom zoom

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, it literally says where it's from in the image...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally older than you.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how this is going to be in every nonslop thread from now on with a gorillion (you)s

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the smell.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    busted so goddamn many nuts to azasukes work
    for me? it's the animated phoenix wright officelady milf one and the deactivated motoko

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      his ivy, tifa and revi stuff are also pretty amazing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the animated Yuna ones
      His FFX/X-2 stuff in general is really good

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got uncomfortable of some male/female pairings his work had like Vivi/Crocodile, killed boner

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    these are still ok nearly 20 years later

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Azasuke Wind
    Good times

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the black lagoon series with the cop and gun to Revi's head

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      a good man

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the black lagoon series with the cop and gun to Revi's head

      For me its the facial drawings. He was always really good at those. Especially the Asuka ones.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like a house on a beach and 100 million dollars

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lulu>Rikku>Yuna

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Completely backwards.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no Paine

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lulu>Paine>Yuna>Rikku

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta love those nostalgic R34's. Zoomers will never realize how incredible it was finding drawn quality porn in the mid-2000s and going to absurd lengths to hide it from your parents.

    I used to memorized url's of R34s instead of trying to hide it in a save file. It made every jerk off filled with aniticipation and genuine eward

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I first got unrestricted internet access back in like 2007 as a kid, I couldn't believe how much r34 there was of game / anime characters I grew up with. It was just something I'd never heard or thought of before. Shit was crazy.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know how hard it was to find Misty porn in 1999? Especially being in the peak of puberty I would fap to her in a swimsuit.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he didn't have the card

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    652835851
    652836010
    samegay

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go unclog the shatter

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They took this from us by making Lulu pregnant by Wakka for no reason
    I mean I like Paine too but come on
    Or frick it, make it a 4 character party then

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      4 character party would've completed the Lady Luck suits nicely

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Leblanc is the 4th one I guess

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >leblanc
          >tfw no giga b***hy gf in bawdwear to pound to hell and back after putting up with her stupid bullshit everyday
          its a mixed kind of feel

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it really should have been lulu
      paine isn't even a real character, they didn't do anything to explain her she's just there
      a knock off brand lulu

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can play as Lulu in New Game +
      I just plat trophied the game recently

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have to be 18 to post on this board, anon.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you think I'm under 18 for knowing you can play as Lulu in FFX-2? I don't follow your logic.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >azasuke got mind broken by Black Lagoon so hard it became 95% of his output

    Make no mistake, I jerked off to his BL stuff quite a bit but I wish he went back to cg collections

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was way too normie to fap to r34 until I was like 22. Now I fap to game characters more than to real women

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I took doujinshii pill I never recovered from that, I don't think I've jerked to real women in quite some time now.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got hooked on aeriesdies when I was 14 and browsed almost daily till I was 16.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >abandons religion
    >becomes a prostitute
    what did they mean by this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Abandoned
      Their religion turned out to be based on lies and deception and the higher ups were a bunch of zombies. And it's still not as bad as the church in real life. The difference is that you don't need the church to believe in god irl, in fact it has nothing to do with it while Yuna met the "God" their church worshipped and it was a literal parasite lmao

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And it's still not as bad as the church in real life.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure the Church of Yevon wasn't fricking children, moron

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes please go to church and don't forget your buttplug

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Christianity the religion is fine, The church absolutely is not.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >My Mom refused to buy me FF10-2 because it looked "too girly and meant for gays"
        Yes, Mom. Seeing a bunch of half-naked teenage girls in a video game was going to make me homosexual, you jealous dried up prune. I missed out on lewd kino at 12 and I'll never forgive her.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          FFX-2 taught me the appeal of mounting a woman because of the scenes on the airship where Brother tries to get on top of Yuna and frick her.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And it's still not as bad as the church in real life.
        homie what

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should have continued following the tenets of Yevon. The fact that they "killed Sin" and then literally less than 5 years later he returned sorta validates what Yevon was pushing.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The fact that they "killed Sin" and then literally less than 5 years later he returned sorta validates what Yevon was pushing.
        nobody gives a frick that X-2.5 was written by nojima and nobody considers it canon

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    where is the dog

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    fat face

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's accurate though. In fact Yuna's face has a bit of a hint of her being moronic.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Girls like it when you are mean to them and hurt them

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paine best
    It's just that simple

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually insane, that they made Japan's favorite FF girl a bawd with NTR to boot.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >two blue eyes
      Not my Yuna

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the NTR?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The X-2.5 novel, where she had to think about Tidus while fricking another guy to resurrect him a second time.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Excuse me what

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its exactly what it sounds like, its so bad that everyone in Japan fricking hates it and considers it non canon.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's an alternative Fayth summoning method. You can read it, if you wish. http://ffx3chat.createaforum.com/general-discussion/~eternal-cost~-french-to-english-translation-47/

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You can read it, if you wish.
              Ehhhhh, thanks but no thanks.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Understandable choice. Just wanted to let you know of the option.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                And I very much appreciate it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's an alternative Fayth summoning method. You can read it, if you wish. http://ffx3chat.createaforum.com/general-discussion/~eternal-cost~-french-to-english-translation-47/

          >written by Nojima

          Didn't he come up with the original story for FF10? How the frick do you shit on the same scenario you wrote?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. He wrote both X and X-2. He famously despised being told to bring Tidus back in X-2, so I assume X-2.5 and the -Will- audio drama is him righting the wrong. Also he was the director of the Bahamut Lagoon crew, so the NTR has always been his fetish and he really likes it.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's NTRshit in Bahamut Lagoon? I've always wanted to play the game, but if there's NTRshit then I might as well not.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not just some NTRshit, it's actually the NTR game.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Welp. Thanks for the warning, I guess. At least that's one less game in my backlog to play.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wait! The NTR is destroyed in the ending! YOU WIN IN THE END!!!!! I PROMISE YOU!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It gets good at the end bro!
                come on anon

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kitase is a master tard-wrangler.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its exactly what it sounds like, its so bad that everyone in Japan fricking hates it and considers it non canon.

          This is weird shit to make up, anon. That didn't happen. Are you sure you're not reading the old translation where a bunch of literal morons used google translate on the french version of the book despite not speaking french and just wrote random shit like Tidus kicking the bomb? (also didnt happen)

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            What actually does happen?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I read the translation already linked in the thread
            >Tidus kicking the bomb?
            and this has never been in it.

            [...]
            [...]
            There IS cucking, but it's not tidus/yuna. Just an ancient cuck guardian+his chick summoner+chad thunderwiener summoner. Chick summoner sacrifices herself to become chad thunderwiener's summon by fricking him to save cuck guardian from becoming her summon. Yes it's fricking weird.
            Yuna doesn't frick anyone in the book explicitly, though it's implied that she and tidus do shit off-screen or whatever. At worst she's in a dream and gets shown a non-descript vision by a "god" that makes her blush but they don't explain wtf it is.
            Tidus does not kick the bomb. The bomb, a brown leathery ball somewhat in the shape of a blitzball (think about how underwater mines kinda look like blitzballs too) hits tidues in the back of the head and starts to roll away, when he takes a step towards it, it explodes. It's implied one of the ghost gods threw it or something. Yuna just passes out as his head rolls towards her and then she has a series of confusing dreams where she talks to ghosts claiming to be "gods" and shit.

            It's a really fricking weird book, and a lot of it doesnt make any fricking sense, and on top of all of that it's in japanese verse so it's really hard to fricking read. Nojima's on crack.

            Yes and the ghost Joit (Ifarnal in the flashback I think) is one involved in that flashback and after he kills Tidus by throwing the bomb at him in the forest, there is the keep him strongly in your thoughts thing, where he's implied to use the same sex-Fayth method they used during the flashback era, because that makes literary sense. It's not just that they somehow manifested Tidus' Fayth from Yuna's concentrated thoughts in a totally new way. The sex is implied in the odd dreamlike fade-to-black.

            And yes this is separate from the Tidus/Yuna fade-to-black sex scene way earlier in the book, but yes that's there too.

            [...]
            Wait, what? I thought she just had to frick Tidus' dead body after he exploded. I heard nothing about her having to frick another person.

            >I thought she just had to frick Tidus' dead body after he exploded.
            No. That's one of the meme bits spread around here. She can't, he exploded into fireflies.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              C'mon. Answer me [...] already. Is the translation in [...] post incorrect then? I would be open to that being the case, if it is.

              I'm not making stuff up. My understanding, because the summary people probably missed it due to it not being said explicitly and it being woven with poetic obfuscation, is that on the 1000-year insane unsent ghost Joit (Ifarnal) sees Tidus and Yua on the dream island, kills Tidus, so Yuna and him can resurrect him with the sex-Fath method, so that Tidus becomes a Fayth, who can then will them to the real Spira, so they can find the other unsent Briar (Kush?) there, so the two unsents can pass onto the Farplane. Tidus and Yuna are sort of collateral damage during this insane plan.

              forgot file lmao

              &

              [...]
              [...]
              There IS cucking, but it's not tidus/yuna. Just an ancient cuck guardian+his chick summoner+chad thunderwiener summoner. Chick summoner sacrifices herself to become chad thunderwiener's summon by fricking him to save cuck guardian from becoming her summon. Yes it's fricking weird.
              Yuna doesn't frick anyone in the book explicitly, though it's implied that she and tidus do shit off-screen or whatever. At worst she's in a dream and gets shown a non-descript vision by a "god" that makes her blush but they don't explain wtf it is.
              Tidus does not kick the bomb. The bomb, a brown leathery ball somewhat in the shape of a blitzball (think about how underwater mines kinda look like blitzballs too) hits tidues in the back of the head and starts to roll away, when he takes a step towards it, it explodes. It's implied one of the ghost gods threw it or something. Yuna just passes out as his head rolls towards her and then she has a series of confusing dreams where she talks to ghosts claiming to be "gods" and shit.

              It's a really fricking weird book, and a lot of it doesnt make any fricking sense, and on top of all of that it's in japanese verse so it's really hard to fricking read. Nojima's on crack.

              here
              I have no idea where you're getting the idea that infarnal is fricking yuna or raping her in her dream as a decrepit old man who is reminiscing about his youth. Even in that translation/thread (of the aforementioned french version as stated earlier) he doesn't mention or imply anything. There's literally nothing even there, in that thread you linked. (You also probably read one of the earlier translations on that forum, there were a few from there including the kicked blitzball thing which was not from 4ch directly) Also, if they did do the jushin method, he would have become a core, which he didn't. Also that would have killed him and he would have had to have been alive. So there's no real way. A bit near the end of the novel is also Yuna straight up wondering how Tidus is even back and questions if she actually beckoned him or something else happened. This can tie back to the whole repressed memories of his death thing but it's implied that since she's talking about the method and questioning it that it's not just a blindspot or something.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I have no idea where you're getting the idea
                Because otherwise there's no literary point in the flashback story establishing the method to even be there and the moment is proposed to Yuna, she blushes, there's descriptions of emotions brought to their height and all sorts of prose.
                >Also, if they did do the jushin method, he would have become a core
                The point of thinking about Tidus was so that Tidus would become the core rather than Joit by transferring the focus. Yuna then proceeds to pray at Tidus' Fayth every day as shown by -Will- and Tidus must never find out he died or he'll disappear,so Yuna distances herself from him. It fits quite well.
                >Also that would have killed him and he would have had to have been alive.
                Not necessary. Jecht did it and he was just a Dream.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/J%C5%ABshin here u go senpai. the fact that you're still talking about "sex-fayth method" also suggests that you read an old translation btw

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's right there in the article you posted. Stop trying to imply I'm misinformed by reading previous versions or heard hearsay uncritically due to a word choice. I've read that translation on three separate occasions and unless it has changed in the last seven months I know the current one.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's an alternative Fayth summoning method. You can read it, if you wish. http://ffx3chat.createaforum.com/general-discussion/~eternal-cost~-french-to-english-translation-47/

          Wait, what? I thought she just had to frick Tidus' dead body after he exploded. I heard nothing about her having to frick another person.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            What actually does happen?

            After reading the summary here:
            https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Final_Fantasy_X-2.5_~Eien_no_Daish%C5%8D~

            I can confirm there is no NTR. That was merely a shitposter above.

            There IS cucking, but it's not tidus/yuna. Just an ancient cuck guardian+his chick summoner+chad thunderwiener summoner. Chick summoner sacrifices herself to become chad thunderwiener's summon by fricking him to save cuck guardian from becoming her summon. Yes it's fricking weird.
            Yuna doesn't frick anyone in the book explicitly, though it's implied that she and tidus do shit off-screen or whatever. At worst she's in a dream and gets shown a non-descript vision by a "god" that makes her blush but they don't explain wtf it is.
            Tidus does not kick the bomb. The bomb, a brown leathery ball somewhat in the shape of a blitzball (think about how underwater mines kinda look like blitzballs too) hits tidues in the back of the head and starts to roll away, when he takes a step towards it, it explodes. It's implied one of the ghost gods threw it or something. Yuna just passes out as his head rolls towards her and then she has a series of confusing dreams where she talks to ghosts claiming to be "gods" and shit.

            It's a really fricking weird book, and a lot of it doesnt make any fricking sense, and on top of all of that it's in japanese verse so it's really hard to fricking read. Nojima's on crack.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              forgot file lmao

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I thought that Yuna does cuck Tidus but with some type of clone of himself after he died

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. You're just misremembering shuyin

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              After reading the summary here:
              https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Final_Fantasy_X-2.5_~Eien_no_Daish%C5%8D~

              I can confirm there is no NTR. That was merely a shitposter above.

              C'mon. Answer me

              I read the translation already linked in the thread
              >Tidus kicking the bomb?
              and this has never been in it.
              [...]
              Yes and the ghost Joit (Ifarnal in the flashback I think) is one involved in that flashback and after he kills Tidus by throwing the bomb at him in the forest, there is the keep him strongly in your thoughts thing, where he's implied to use the same sex-Fayth method they used during the flashback era, because that makes literary sense. It's not just that they somehow manifested Tidus' Fayth from Yuna's concentrated thoughts in a totally new way. The sex is implied in the odd dreamlike fade-to-black.

              And yes this is separate from the Tidus/Yuna fade-to-black sex scene way earlier in the book, but yes that's there too.
              [...]
              >I thought she just had to frick Tidus' dead body after he exploded.
              No. That's one of the meme bits spread around here. She can't, he exploded into fireflies.

              already. Is the translation in

              It's an alternative Fayth summoning method. You can read it, if you wish. http://ffx3chat.createaforum.com/general-discussion/~eternal-cost~-french-to-english-translation-47/

              post incorrect then? I would be open to that being the case, if it is.

              I'm not making stuff up. My understanding, because the summary people probably missed it due to it not being said explicitly and it being woven with poetic obfuscation, is that on the 1000-year insane unsent ghost Joit (Ifarnal) sees Tidus and Yua on the dream island, kills Tidus, so Yuna and him can resurrect him with the sex-Fath method, so that Tidus becomes a Fayth, who can then will them to the real Spira, so they can find the other unsent Briar (Kush?) there, so the two unsents can pass onto the Farplane. Tidus and Yuna are sort of collateral damage during this insane plan.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do people just sorta forget Yuna/Seymour was unironic softcore NTR?

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    christ that's nostalgic
    wonder if they still do art and where you can find it nowadays for free

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blew many loads to this guy's drawings of Mia Fey on Aerisdies. Those were more carefree times.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WHAT CAN I CHEW FOR YOU

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yu bastird bish

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >KEEP YER FEET ON TA GROUND

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yuna if she downs

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Choose

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta be Yuna

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Paine is the goth mommy of my dreams
      >But I'm terminally down bad for genki airheads like Riku
      Its an impossible choice

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rikku

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like there should be a word similar to redolent, only to describe memories wrought by old pornographic pictures. Because I'm experiencing exactly that right now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think nostalgia encompasses that.
      I have some really old, shitty hentai videos like mania - secret of green tentacle that I whack off to for nostalgia faps.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does he even still do art anymore?

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    haven't jerked off to this artist in a long time

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Thread still up
    >Clearly coomer garbage

    GREAT JOB MODS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are 3 ai threads right now and the marieposting thread is still up, just accept that Ganker is a coomer board

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yunie does have nice legs
      And a nice ass

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also no pantsu

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >picrel is lore accurate
          It really was a better time

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The simicity of these images are so incredibly erotic
            I feel like a lot of modern ecchi/hentai is very over the top in comparison...

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick it

    Shall I play ffx then ffx-2 or should I skip right to ffx-2?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even though X-2 is a goofy game, it's moment hinge on you knowing the events in X already

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would call it goof-wait, x-2 is the one where they sing to vegnagun to stop it from firing is load into the core of the planet or some shit, right? nevermind.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you roleplaying as a moron by typing all of that out in the format you did? You can just ask questions without the *holds up spork* homosexualry, anon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked X better, they are very different games. The systems of X-2 are nifty at first but get old.
      The games are structured very differently, with X-2 takes place over a period of time with little timejumps so places change a little between visits, FFX the whole game takes place at one point in time.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Azuke Wind still doing rule34? I know he has been going since 2007.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I would frick her good and hard

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes sir

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    After reading the summary here:
    https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Final_Fantasy_X-2.5_~Eien_no_Daish%C5%8D~

    I can confirm there is no NTR. That was merely a shitposter above.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does it mention how Tidus kicks a blitzball on a beach but it's actually a bomb that ends up blowing his head off?

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take a huge shit and remember to wipe.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can kiss my ass, for starters

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still rewatch rewatch one of his old reviews every so often. I know it's been said a million times but I'm gonna say it again - it's fricking tragic what happened to him. Could've been making 250k/yr if his mental health held up.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the things that once made you coom now just reminds you of the unforgiving flow of time
    I've been having this revelation with a lot of h-artist names lately.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      at one point in my life i did not recognize the smell of my dick as mine, it was mogudans ayanami smell

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is now 20 years old

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I spilled some crazy amounts of semen for Yuna and Lulu back then, crazy how they turned me on more than Tifa ever did.

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