Compression ignition. All the air molecules were smashed together violently, the friction would've raised the air temp to something in the thousands of degrees, and oxygen is explosive. So the blew up while the pressure liquified them
Because frick a c**t who has everything in life and still craves the novelty of boarding a soup can controlled by an xbox controller.
They wanted a unique experience and they got it, getting instantly pulped in the cold dark while the world laughs at them.
May they eternally burn in hell to make up for their quick deaths.
Because frick a c**t who has everything in life and still craves the novelty of boarding a soup can controlled by an xbox controller.
They wanted a unique experience and they got it, getting instantly pulped in the cold dark while the world laughs at them.
May they eternally burn in hell to make up for their quick deaths.
and also the fact that what they could see onboard that shit can was worse than the footage we have on youtube, it was fricking pointless they died for literally nothing.
Some Brown kings finally are rich enough to travel to the bottom of the sea after thousands of years of the white man holding him down and this nazi turns them into paste.
It's insane comparing the oceangate to the other regular submersibles. He really had to have been confident that they were geniuses that had cracked the code to think they could get away with that flimsy empty cylinder.
This lolbertarian kid at my job kept insisting that this had to be some kind of scheme to fake their deaths. Somehow that's easier to swallow than the idea that people having money doesn't preclude the possibility of them being moronic.
He's the ultimate expression of anarcho capitalism. >all these government regulations and safety standards are preventing me from meeting the demand for discount luxury services
oh yeah that happened
this thread really exploded
explosion of interest and everyone wants to dive in!
Those poor billionaires never had a chance to smash a single headcrab before they instantly contracted inside each other.
this thread has sunken fast...
sometimes you just can't help but get swept away by the wave of discussions
awful way to go
it's like the most humane death possible
Yep, completely painless. Done in zero seconds
How do I delete someone else's post?
a quick death like that is way better than being stuck under the ocean and slowly suffocating to death
why did he explode into fire??
build up of farts in an enclosed space
Compression resistance generates heat. Like a diesel engine doesn't need spark plugs, compression ignition
Humans aren't combustible.
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The air around him was, and very much would've ignited
humans contain a lot of fat and fat is combustible
Damn they turned into lego?
I get why they're getting crushed in but what's causing them to explode outwards?
Compression ignition. All the air molecules were smashed together violently, the friction would've raised the air temp to something in the thousands of degrees, and oxygen is explosive. So the blew up while the pressure liquified them
Neat
splat
FRICKING LOGITECH
I hope the company gets sued out of every penny
he was rich so I'm glad.
Why are poor people like this?
because of all the information they see on the internet about how those more fortunate than them get to live.
Because frick a c**t who has everything in life and still craves the novelty of boarding a soup can controlled by an xbox controller.
They wanted a unique experience and they got it, getting instantly pulped in the cold dark while the world laughs at them.
May they eternally burn in hell to make up for their quick deaths.
and also the fact that what they could see onboard that shit can was worse than the footage we have on youtube, it was fricking pointless they died for literally nothing.
richgays have it coming
>17-year old child
Old enough to draft, old enough to die in a submersible craft.
Almost nobody in this thread will get it, but thanks for the image anon i laughed way too hard
heh.
>almost no one will get one of the most popular VNs ever
yeah ok
He did nothing wrong.
I disagree. He did a lot wrong.
Some Brown kings finally are rich enough to travel to the bottom of the sea after thousands of years of the white man holding him down and this nazi turns them into paste.
he should have packed more people into the sub
>bill gates could have been on that sub
bros we’re in the wrong timeline
It's insane comparing the oceangate to the other regular submersibles. He really had to have been confident that they were geniuses that had cracked the code to think they could get away with that flimsy empty cylinder.
>not going creative mode before the trip
dumb boomers had it
and the sad part is he didn't even wanted to go, he just went to appease his shitty dad
>Elon could've been on it
imagine if elon musk, jeff bezos, bill gates, george soros, benjamin netanyahu and other israelites were in that sub
This lolbertarian kid at my job kept insisting that this had to be some kind of scheme to fake their deaths. Somehow that's easier to swallow than the idea that people having money doesn't preclude the possibility of them being moronic.
This really isn't funny.
I thought it was extremely funny.
That's older than the majority of Ganker. Basically a grandpa round these parts.
love how this just disappeared, they recovered wreckage but nothings been said, no lawsuits or anything
who's gonna sue who??
he was a white heterosexual male, like you give a frick, troony
Pretty sure that kid was the pajeet's son
Was he the culmination of capitalism?
He's the ultimate expression of anarcho capitalism.
>all these government regulations and safety standards are preventing me from meeting the demand for discount luxury services