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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people pretend that M3 being released in America would mean anything at all? Just play the fan translation homie

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers and consumers are deathly afraid of downloading an emulator and rom, even though the fan translation is 1000x better than anything Nintendo would have ever or will ever shit out

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it meant something to me in 2006, but like

      Zoomers and consumers are deathly afraid of downloading an emulator and rom, even though the fan translation is 1000x better than anything Nintendo would have ever or will ever shit out

      said Nintendo would have just butchered it and and made all kinds of pointless changes and censors like the moronic pieces of shit they are. I used to be mad about it but now I'm thankful to them for shunning it so that the task would be left to people who actually care about the game.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do people pretend releasing it in America would be a good thing? Mother 3 is so far up its own incredibly "Japanese" butthole it is unrecognizable as an Earthbound or Mother 1 sequel.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pokey is the final boss of both games. They are obviously related, Black person.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're still holding out —just play the translation. All the MOTHER games get progressively worse 1 > 2 > 3 anyway. It's still a great title but the first two are better.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This opinion is wrong!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mother 1 being better than both 2 and 3 is peak /vr/ contrarianism

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I played it first on a Dreamcast NES emulator long before I joined /vr/. I beat Mother 3 before the translation came out, stumbling around knowing no Japanese. I beat EarthBound after playing 1 and 3. My opinion is informed entirely by my own playthroughs.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mother 1 being better than both 2 and 3 is peak /vr/ *patricianisn
        FTFY
        Rope Snake every Easy Ring homosexual

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    shame it didn't happen but considering it would've been released in 2006, not a lot of people would've known about it until later on much like this timeline. unless it was released on the ds.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wanting an official localization that would undoubtably be censored and have other alterations to avoid offending the average westerner

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just play the fan translation, and then just hope a release or Mother 3 remake with overseas launch happens.
    And if anything...I never tried this, and I will possibly never do it, but this romhack "westernizes" Mother 3; So maybe this would interest you:
    https://www.romhacking.net/hacks/6416/

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do what? The romhack? But I already say I never used it and possibly never will.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dear fricking good, just let this go already, get over it.
    If you had any real interest in this game you'd have already played the fan translation which is as close as an official translation.

    Dear fricking god, Earthbound fans are on par with Zelda fans in terms of being annoying.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You autic Black person, he is talking about a localizarion and a game with an "EarthBound" title so it would match the other two games. The fan translation could have had this, but did not. Anybody who gave a damn about EarrhBound 47248 has played it ten years ago.

      What does this even mean?

      Zoomers and consumers are deathly afraid of downloading an emulator and rom, even though the fan translation is 1000x better than anything Nintendo would have ever or will ever shit out

      No

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not a Black person

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The fan translation could have had this, but did not.
        You only need "localizations" with internet memes and wiggerspeak if you want to appeal to the zoomer audience.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the other two games
        "Earthbound beginnings" or whatever didn't come out till the Wii U, it was always just Mother to everyone else and had been fantranslated as such for years. It's the mother fandom after all, Earthbound's just the tacky US name that a SNES game which sold no copies got, having an attachment to it is pointless.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          we used to call it earthbound zero on starmen.net in the old days

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Earthbound Beginnings was the first official release (in any region) of the unreleased US localization of Mother and confirmation that the "Prototype" circulating the Internet was authentic. I'm not even aware of a from-scratch fan-translation, most are based on the Prototype.

          we used to call it earthbound zero on starmen.net in the old days

          Didn't the "Zero" hack reduce the difficulty for starmendotnetters?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah it was just sandhop's old translation, same with beginnings. although mato made a translation of the gba port with increased exp on a new equip though for the guys who were annoyed with the grinding.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who gives a shit. It changes nothing.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the game came out in the west it would've absolutely flown under the radar. Nobody would've given a frick until they got to play as Lucas in Smash Bros, and by that point it would've been a long out of print GBA game.
    Just play the fan translation.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gross

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >autic

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least clean out the watermark, you stupid frick

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not after you clean my ass dry.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, trials of mana came out fairly recently and it’s evident that the fan translation was better, though the menu screen was better on the official translation

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mother
    >Gay

    EarthBound
    >Cool kid from the 90's going on a radical adventure!

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    "EarthBound" is only what they called Mother 2 after the localization stripped away all the direct references to Mother 1 and made it a standalone game.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      "EarthBound" was first used as the name of the NES game, Mother, that got officially translated for release in America but was cancelled. The name was later used for the Super Nintendo game.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im just glad my family actually talks to me.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This series literally only appeals to picrel and people who wish they were picrel.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people who wish they were picrel.
      so everyone?
      The 90s were objectively the best time to be a kid.
      t. 80s kid who was jealous of my younger brother's 90s childhood.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The 90s were objectively the best time to be a kid.
        true for amerimutts and a few parts of europe, it was pretty shit elsewhere

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but it is always shit elsewhere. The U.S.A., Western Europe, Canada and Australia are the only places worth living. Oh, and Japan.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            The 90s were shit in Canada, there was a recession and people were miserable about the economy, Australia also had a recession for the early part of the decade

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Western Europe was pretty hit or miss for whether or not the 90s were good. It really varied from nation to nation.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit, like Earthbound 1

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >earth boLind II

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do zoomers draw Ness and brown?

    It was 199X! Brownies were still kept in urban neighborhoods.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its only some Tumblr homosexuals that do this shit to any Mother character. Dont pay attention to them.

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