I hate to sound like dobson, but I can't drink alcohol. It just tastes like shit.
I can enjoy almost all mixed drinks and enjoy whiskey, but I can't drink any beers. They just taste like hops and bitterness to me, nothing else no matter how many flavors they supposedly have.
Most stuff does but the fact he's being offered a fruity drink that probably just tastes like a soda is moronic. You can't even taste the alcohol in shit women drink like Mike's or margaritas.
Viera are also driven into animalistic frenzy when surrounded by Mist. Taking them on missions where ghosts are present or using a Nu Mou Morpher may cause them to lose all control of themselves
The problem with Marche's character is that he never elaborates on why everyone should go home, only that they should. Cid, Ritz, and Babus all ask him why he'd want to leave when he has so much in Dream Ivalice. Money. Fame. Power. He even admits that he's having fun. He never mentions seeing his mother again. He never mentions missing home. The most he mentions about Doned is that he was never permitted to complain or ask for anything because all attention had to go to his brother because of his condition. A problem that's solved by being in Dream Ivalice. Anytime anyone asks him to explain himself he always dodges the question which is why people debate decades later if he was just a villian protagonist
Dammit you fricking morons. I've seen this image so many times and I never understood what you gays thought was funny about it until it just clicked now.
>use Paladin with the samurai job's skills and Geomancy passive >has the elemental coverage to target nearly any weakness >Geomancy causes neutral damage types to become new weaknesses >enough defenses and healing to shrug off anything >one man army
I like to do entire missions with just my Paladin as a bit of a challenge.
>calling a b*ngaa a lizard
yep, Marche was based from the start
Okay what the frick is the second charachter in the text? Is it supposed to be な ?
>nna
Doesn't sound right. Probably a mystery kanji.
t. pleb
no it is な, ん in this case is just used to put emphasis on the sound kind of like っ
Weird, I learned something new
actually っ in this case is much weirder since there's nothing after but it isn't so uncommon to see it by itself either, japanese doing their thing
I assumed it was a つ. Would it just work as a ー?
yes that would be the correct way to do it
UMM ALL THE BANGAA OR LIZARDS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM CAN LEAVE IVALICE. THIS IS A COUNTRY FOR HUMES
MODS HE POSTED HARD D
urp
I hate to sound like dobson, but I can't drink alcohol. It just tastes like shit.
urp
I can drink certain whiskies and vodka mixed with casual drinks. It's never about the taste though and mostly about the buzz
I feel you man, i can only drink it if its something sweet like vodka with soda.
Nah the taste sucks dude.
Beer has to be the worse thing on planet earth, but it's cheap and can get you drunk quick.
I like beer.
Is nom nom
Beeeeeeeeeeer is liquid bread it's good for you!
Don't worry, anon. Alcohol is for morons.
beer is absolutely disgusting. most wines are ass. some ciders are ok. some liquors/mixed drinks are ok. real legit moonshine is goat
I can enjoy almost all mixed drinks and enjoy whiskey, but I can't drink any beers. They just taste like hops and bitterness to me, nothing else no matter how many flavors they supposedly have.
gay
You're just used to drinking sugary drinks like Dobson the fatass. Same kind of gay that says coffee or tea doesn't taste good
I love coffee and tea though.
I hate all that shit. Only water and milk enters my body. I will accept my painful shits whenever I can no longer tolerate lactose.
Can't you just drink raw milk when that happen?
Might be worth a shot
As long as you regularly drink milk you never lose tolerance.
it's supposed to taste like shit because it's an acquired taste
start with tasty wienertails, mojitos are pretty popular
why would I want to acquire a taste for poison
Same reason you enjoy the taste of, say, citrus fruits.
Most stuff does but the fact he's being offered a fruity drink that probably just tastes like a soda is moronic. You can't even taste the alcohol in shit women drink like Mike's or margaritas.
i like to fantasize the bangaas spitroasting marche as punishment while he has the tearful look of terror in his eyes wondering when it'll end
Was that white haired dyke fricking that bunny b***h or not?
who?
no, she outright asked the bunny b***h if her looks were good, to which the bunny replies "why don't you ask Marche?", then she gets flustered
rabbits are VERY sexually predisposed
Imagine being trapped in Muscadet during their mating season haha wouldn't that be terrible.
Viera are also driven into animalistic frenzy when surrounded by Mist. Taking them on missions where ghosts are present or using a Nu Mou Morpher may cause them to lose all control of themselves
She did in my head when I first played this and later jacked off to the idea.
So yes, actually. What happens in Ivalice stays in Ivalice.
Marche is the way he is because he's a repressing catbawd that can only be himself in FF11
>ff11
>marche
????
He means that escapism is unhealthy. You can see that, right?
GET BACK IN THE FRICKING WHEELCHAIR
FRICK THAT, WE'RE GOING HOME
I believe he is saying that his main account is on Moonguard in World of Warcraft, and he spends 99% of his time in the Goldshire Inn.
he's like me! Marche is like me!
The problem with Marche's character is that he never elaborates on why everyone should go home, only that they should. Cid, Ritz, and Babus all ask him why he'd want to leave when he has so much in Dream Ivalice. Money. Fame. Power. He even admits that he's having fun. He never mentions seeing his mother again. He never mentions missing home. The most he mentions about Doned is that he was never permitted to complain or ask for anything because all attention had to go to his brother because of his condition. A problem that's solved by being in Dream Ivalice. Anytime anyone asks him to explain himself he always dodges the question which is why people debate decades later if he was just a villian protagonist
>decades
>FFTA was released in 2003
>19 years ago
MY REASON IS THAT I LIKED YOU BETTER AS A CRIPPLE YOU LITTLE SHIT NOW GET ON THE WHEELCHAIR BEFORE I BEAT YOU WITH IT
it's time to get some hard numbers
https://strawpoll.com/polls/QrgeVvq5OZp
>chose gay or extremely furry
y tho
He's embarrassed to be admitting that he engages in Erotic Role Play. Makes sense, I'd be embarrassed too.
did you use the word engage deliberately?
Yes.
heh
He enjoys erotic roleplay.
Dammit you fricking morons. I've seen this image so many times and I never understood what you gays thought was funny about it until it just clicked now.
I erp too
I'm too young to drink beer.
Can't wait for another existential crisis next year when I can.
>too young to drink beer
Wow. Good on you for managing not to drink underage. That shit is gay as frick.
I like to think that all my bangaas are female and I try my best to get feminine name to do so.
They are lizards with two penises
I like where this is going.
Humes were built for Bangaa females
that's my fetish actually
It can be about drinks and filthy fricking lizards
This is one of my favorite classes in any game
I'm so sorry
>use Paladin with the samurai job's skills and Geomancy passive
>has the elemental coverage to target nearly any weakness
>Geomancy causes neutral damage types to become new weaknesses
>enough defenses and healing to shrug off anything
>one man army
I like to do entire missions with just my Paladin as a bit of a challenge.
The funniest meme build in FFTA2 is Seer dual wielding books and smacking the entire map at once
This guy gets.
The funny bastard with cat ears slaps you AND your gf's ass from across the map with a book, twice. What do you do?
>muh reality
>wants to erp
hypocrite
The uppercase "N" is very important.