What the frick are you me? I literally was talking to my friend about how Kojima was wearing Yeezys and then I see the silhoutte of a black bald man and scream out OH SHIT ITS KANYE
I was so disappointed to see it was fricking PEELE
>see this >hope it means Soph will be on his next game >she is >.....but also Hunter Schafer is in it and Jordan Peele is involved
We aren't allowed nice things
No, I had no fricking idea that it'd be about post-apocalyptic UPS. But I still saw more of the setting than a close-up of a scared celebrity speaking gibberish.
I think Kojimbo saw Silent Hill Ascension and scrambled to make a team to copy it. He didn't realize how shit the idea is and it appeals to him to stick it up to Konami. Its 100% going to be something in the veins of Ascension and i am here for it. A garbage idea for a no name IP, with a cast of famous actors and PEELE.
What is this obsession with close-ups of womens faces screaming the past decade. That OP picture just made Sophia Lilis look like she's got strong genetical ties to Innsmouth.
The weird language play earlier in the trailer got me thinking about Pontypool, a movie where a hysteria-inducing virus is spread through the English language. I only found out about that movie recently, and it was the first horror movie to legitimately scare me and stick with me in more than a decade. Knowing that Kojima has already incorporated elements of memetic diseases and language frickery into the MGS plot, I immediately figured this game must have something to do with that same topic. So while the trailer was making me think back to how frightened I felt by listening to the Pontypool radio play at 2:00 AM for the first time, the lady's unexpected scream really caught me off guard. I didn't jump, but it did manage to send an actual shiver down my spine. I hope the game is exploring the same idea that Pontypool did, because it is an under-utilized and quite frankly lucrative concept that deserves more attention.
I think the title gives an obvious clue about the plot revolving around drugs and judging from their weird eyes I think they’re under the influence of some kind of mindfrickery experimental drug
This is gonna be just another Until Dawn like or something and Kojimas gonna pretend he invented a new genre because he has no idea what other games are doing.
couldn't even finish the trailer. it was film student levels of "I'm le artist mommy" bad. frick everyone who enables this hack with their praise. the story was laughably bad in DS.
>can't put patches on your suit in DS >forced to waste slots in your backpack if you want patches >mocks you with a jacket completely covered in DS patches while smugly smiling
She found out her hairdresser died, so now she can't get those dyke haircuts anymore and has to actually look like an attractive female instead of a little boy
Very pretty faced women do this because you have no idea the amount of attention they get from legitimate creeps who can't help themselves. I mean walk right up and get really close type of creep. Not "he glanced at my ass for 1 second" shit. Cutting the hair like that cuts that behavior down way more than you'd think.
Come on guys Hunter is actually a top tier troony, would def smash that bussy. Plus pretty good at acting. Also idk why people shit on Peele his movies are definitely original even if not great. But Get Out and Nope were pretty kino.
troonys are disgusting mentally ill gay men and jordan peele is a race baiting hack Black person. kill your self, homosexual; you’re going to eventually anyway.
Hunter is a man. I think Peele's films are fine, but seeing him and Kojima up there stroking their egos while Geoff and the show tried to paint them as the ultimate creative geniuses was insufferable.
Why can't announcements/trailers for games at least give a HINT what the game is? I don't give a frick about Hackjima's latest Slop-like "game" because it's fricking nothing.
I preferred Nope. Get Out has a good premise, but I disliked the comedy relief character and found the film fairly toothless. That the big climactic scene where the guy asks why his body is being stolen has the guy taking it say "Well, I personally don't actually care about your skin color" just felt silly to me. The whole movie puts such a clear focus on it being white people taking over minorities, and I think there's enough in that presentation alone that you can take from that it doesn't require a scene where they explicitly talk about the motivations behind it, but they put one in anyway and then are seemingly too afraid to actually address what the whole movie has been building up to. It just ends up feeling like it shifts gears to just be a standard bodysnatcher thing.
me naked
From the twisted mind of Jordan Peele and Hideo Kojima
Hi Hunter!
same
can they make a single game with an attractive white woman
She look cute to me. I thought incels just wanted a non fat girl
I want to see more vidya girls who look like this
These are people who think remake Tifa's DD breasts aren't big enough.
>MUH HECKIN INCELERINOS!!!!!!
Back to Twitter, homosexual
didn't watch game awards, unironically thought that was an ai generated stock photo before i saw this post
>attractive white woman
gta6-mud-girl.png
New home alone movie looking good
A purple monkey dishwasher
Obscure Simpsons reference I’ll allow it
ACK
new jak?
My magnum dong
pics
Our magnum dongs crossing swords
The solid snake
hunter's schafer
an unsucked penor
One juxtaposition of random things too many.
The brain of la creatividad
Anyone catch what's going on in their eyes?
No, but I'm sure there's several buttholes out there analyzing this non-trailer as we speak.
>10 things you missed from the open doors trailer
>#10: The actress you see here is sophia lillis from the IT movies...
/trash.
/b/
Harvey Weinstein's mushroom dick
hunter schafer opening her poop stall in the ladies room
Elden ring dlc release date
They already spoiled it. She saw she was a white woman in a Peele story. Terrible fate.
Holy, she seen all the suffering rika went through. (And rika remained sane, and satoko did not)
The state of my checking account
But it's payday today!
>tax
>rent
>bills
More like payday for the israelites
>implying I am gainfully employed
boys, 'jak her
Looking forward to what the story will be. I like Kojimas mindfrick style of writing.
Thoughts on Death Stranding's story?
>Thoughts on Death Stranding's story?
sucked fat wieners
Like Mario and Princess Beach!
it's gonna be something really lame because peele is co writing
Peel is a great writer wtf
no
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WHY DO YOU HATE BLK PEOPLE!?
should have been Kanye coming through that door, not Peel
What the frick are you me? I literally was talking to my friend about how Kojima was wearing Yeezys and then I see the silhoutte of a black bald man and scream out OH SHIT ITS KANYE
I was so disappointed to see it was fricking PEELE
the power of synchronicity.
moron
It had a story?
God i hate you 80iq morons
Shallow as a puddle, but it thinks it's deep and pretentious.
I hope Mads got a fat paycheck out of it.
why, my peenus weanus of course 🙂
hahah! 😀
it's my weeeeeenus peanus! 🙂 hahah
ITT: what did she see? - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus 😀
hahaha!
>peenus weanus was 9 years ago
I'm goin gto kill myself
The saw 'ick on 'eck.
The average Ganker thread about her
Black people
this is probably right considering its in collaboration with Jordan Peele despite having no black person in the trailer
Hunter's dick.
hunter's breasts
Hunter's cawk.
Kojima explaining what OD is for the 849th time.
>wow Hunter those extra-tight pants look great on y-
Kojima's dick
>see this
>hope it means Soph will be on his next game
>she is
>.....but also Hunter Schafer is in it and Jordan Peele is involved
We aren't allowed nice things
So is Death Stranding 2 cancelled for some even more pretentious dribble?
DS2 is dropping like next year
Le creatividad has his own studio so he can work on multiple masterpieces at a time
a neo vegana
The current state of gaming
Goatse
a Black person
add these together and you get the answer
Konami calling Sony to pull the PT demo.
she was in a Kojima masturbatory session
funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing she could think of
i liked her strip scene in It
me
amogus
some shit about a purple dinosaur?
A relationship with a non white in her future
Nomura's lazy art for Apex Legends
>the aerith at home
Looks like AIslop
I'd given up on this remake after part 1 and it continuously reinforces my decision.
I didn't think that I'd miss the Death Stranding ads in terms of showing what the game is actually about.
Are you trying to imply that there was any indication as to what death stranding was when it was revealed?
No, I had no fricking idea that it'd be about post-apocalyptic UPS. But I still saw more of the setting than a close-up of a scared celebrity speaking gibberish.
I think Kojimbo saw Silent Hill Ascension and scrambled to make a team to copy it. He didn't realize how shit the idea is and it appeals to him to stick it up to Konami. Its 100% going to be something in the veins of Ascension and i am here for it. A garbage idea for a no name IP, with a cast of famous actors and PEELE.
What is this obsession with close-ups of womens faces screaming the past decade. That OP picture just made Sophia Lilis look like she's got strong genetical ties to Innsmouth.
The weird language play earlier in the trailer got me thinking about Pontypool, a movie where a hysteria-inducing virus is spread through the English language. I only found out about that movie recently, and it was the first horror movie to legitimately scare me and stick with me in more than a decade. Knowing that Kojima has already incorporated elements of memetic diseases and language frickery into the MGS plot, I immediately figured this game must have something to do with that same topic. So while the trailer was making me think back to how frightened I felt by listening to the Pontypool radio play at 2:00 AM for the first time, the lady's unexpected scream really caught me off guard. I didn't jump, but it did manage to send an actual shiver down my spine. I hope the game is exploring the same idea that Pontypool did, because it is an under-utilized and quite frankly lucrative concept that deserves more attention.
I think the title gives an obvious clue about the plot revolving around drugs and judging from their weird eyes I think they’re under the influence of some kind of mindfrickery experimental drug
mirror
The average white Gankerer lefaright who says Black person in Ganker and when he meets a Black person says goodmorning.
He frowns at trannies though.
LEWHITEFRUSTATEDCHAD
Damn even the strawman you created has no problem openly disrespecting your kind
>look! Letriggered!
Easy easy, shhh...put the rifle down shhh....no no shooting people noo nooo
Ok frustanon
Easy easy....put the noose down....oh you already hanged yourself oh well good riddance.
>NOOOOOOO HE SAID LE CURSE WORD WHICH VIOLATE LE SOLOMON SEAL WOLLOPS NOOOOOOOOOO
A white man manspreading
When your father comes in your bedroom to beat the shit out of you randomly because he's drunk enough times, you know exactly what it is.
and there's a point where it's not scary
Kek. This is the first time I’ve seen bad acting from a video game. Truly creative dad
My penis walking over to tell her good morning wearing a hat and a tie while walking your spread cheeks
Why do i get erect from seeing frightened actresses?
kojima: oh herro its time for your 96th 3d scan
her:
This is gonna be just another Until Dawn like or something and Kojimas gonna pretend he invented a new genre because he has no idea what other games are doing.
I know about all de games.
Every one a the I know about.
big chungus
This home alone?
>The sound of a door opening
The answer's obvious
>the light shining at his crotch
Absolute kek
his dick is diamonds
Diamond Dongs
This three.
GOD DAMN
>she
A happy suburban White family
The trailer felt like a horror version of the baseline test scene from Bladerunner 2049.
>horror version
So the regular baseline test?? Are you moronic?
you could say it is not daijobu
Can't wait for 3 years of more kojimbo dick sucking while we keep getting teaser trailers that show nothing about the actual game.
Modern gaming.
I FEEL GOOD
couldn't even finish the trailer. it was film student levels of "I'm le artist mommy" bad. frick everyone who enables this hack with their praise. the story was laughably bad in DS.
Kojima admitted its a movie. G9nna be a visual novel
Is it a horror game?
Kojima said the Avengers of horror is joining up with him so Junji Ito, Del toro, Jordan Peele. Who else? Guys got connection
Yes. Here's the leaked gameplay from years ago.
Overdose on 'ick
Where's the gameplay?
>she
ugly Ganker incels
Dungeons and Dragons' box office returns.
Alternatively, any of her threads on Ganker.
Cant wait for the blender porn of her.
my penis wenis of course 🙂
what she saw, was my penis wenis.
there you have it! 🙂
pov: me with my invisible wiener in Sophia lillis' mouth
blowjob is better than masturbation, while find a real gf.
That is true, Hakmed. And yet, I would still take a pass.
BBC
>Peel + Kojima
great, two fricking hacks making a fricking movie game
she saw nikoavocados butthole
Damn, I can't belive Peele himself is posting in this thread
Kojima ditched him at the after party, be nice to him.
'ick on 'eck
Starfailed
She's the O and i'm the D
lel, he's taller than Kojimbo.
>can't put patches on your suit in DS
>forced to waste slots in your backpack if you want patches
>mocks you with a jacket completely covered in DS patches while smugly smiling
That fricking gremlin hand
Credit where it's due, it doesn't sound like a man.
Someone mentioned a kitchen
Someone edit this with a blacked logo top right and her face covered by a looming wiener shadow
Kojima making poop
me
Hunter Schafer's BWC
My wiener
Nintendo lost
The trailer was a test for machine driven learning facial animation
god fricking damn don't start going down the caramel route i can actually believe kojimbo going down this route
a happy white family
There's an impostor here.
She found out her hairdresser died, so now she can't get those dyke haircuts anymore and has to actually look like an attractive female instead of a little boy
Very pretty faced women do this because you have no idea the amount of attention they get from legitimate creeps who can't help themselves. I mean walk right up and get really close type of creep. Not "he glanced at my ass for 1 second" shit. Cutting the hair like that cuts that behavior down way more than you'd think.
The English script.
>I’m Princess Beach!
they told her Lu x2 was going to be involved and pic is when she found out it was a troony instead
>Chewing Character.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=a_V_wL1xhDw
how?
Creatividadbros, is it over or are we back?
OVER
homie Peele being involved in her game
a door
>Oh my science im so happy Baldurs Gayt won GOTY!!
thanks for this anon
No problem homey 🙂
Had my hopes up until he mentions cloud gaming and movie like experience
my BWC
A casting that will land her a role in a Polish remake of SH3
fragile's going to be the main character
AMAMAMAMAMAM
Kojima's genius
Come on guys Hunter is actually a top tier troony, would def smash that bussy. Plus pretty good at acting. Also idk why people shit on Peele his movies are definitely original even if not great. But Get Out and Nope were pretty kino.
that's clearly a dude with a huge nose, just go out more
troonys are disgusting mentally ill gay men and jordan peele is a race baiting hack Black person. kill your self, homosexual; you’re going to eventually anyway.
i don't disagree with what you said, but i am still gonna buy their game
it is a mockery
Hunter a cute! Cute!
Hunter is a man. I think Peele's films are fine, but seeing him and Kojima up there stroking their egos while Geoff and the show tried to paint them as the ultimate creative geniuses was insufferable.
dickbutt
CARMELA CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
the troonys wiener
The movie game awards
Can't believe nobody's posted something like this yet.
Why can't announcements/trailers for games at least give a HINT what the game is? I don't give a frick about Hackjima's latest Slop-like "game" because it's fricking nothing.
My hairly butthole
EL STEVE JOBS DE LOS VIDEOJUEGOS Y LA MENTE TORCIDA DE JORDÁN PEELE
Death stranding reviews
His face reflected in the turned-off Switch screen
How long the wait will be for Elden Ring dlc
They might as well just make it Elden Ring 2 now.
Kojima
built for bbc
godjima will save gaming, cry about it Gankercels
>grinds a movie for twelve hours
SAD!
take ur meds frogsissy
>get out is peele's only good film
how ironic
I preferred Nope. Get Out has a good premise, but I disliked the comedy relief character and found the film fairly toothless. That the big climactic scene where the guy asks why his body is being stolen has the guy taking it say "Well, I personally don't actually care about your skin color" just felt silly to me. The whole movie puts such a clear focus on it being white people taking over minorities, and I think there's enough in that presentation alone that you can take from that it doesn't require a scene where they explicitly talk about the motivations behind it, but they put one in anyway and then are seemingly too afraid to actually address what the whole movie has been building up to. It just ends up feeling like it shifts gears to just be a standard bodysnatcher thing.
>mfw I can't define atheism
The Game Awards
JEEZ
I
CANT
WAIT
FOR
THIS
SHIT
PIC
TO
BE
SPAMMED
HERE
FOR ETERNITY
it will be kino alright
looks like PT 2.0
Kojima's cringe writing
oh yeah?
name
10 things
that he wrote by himself
that were cringe
if you can't
shut the frick up
and
apologise
if you don't list cringe things in itt consider yourself worse than a troony
simple as.
The princess beach
vocal cords
jackie chan
THE PURPLE DINOSAUR
THE CULT OF PERSONALITY
opening wide for kojimas dick
pov: you're the BBC
Knowing Kojima she probably saw the source of all existence or some bs.