What did you name your wizard/witch?

What did you name your wizard/witch?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >15 year old teenager
    >already looks like a fully grown adult
    I hate pozzed SJW garbage so much it's unreal.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      People aged faster back then.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This game takes place long ago. Which makes it weird why theres so many darkies and an actual troon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Shakespear used lots of trannies to act as women in his plays. They were common in England for hundreds of years before 1890.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what happened in 1891?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't Harry Potter in the early 90s?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The books? Yeah. This game is set in the 1890's though.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not really. I get /misc/ thinks all black people were in chains until 1980 or something, but there is plenty of shit with blacks being in common shit that far back. Study history instead of denying it. You're like the type of gay that'd call Candyman unrealistic because "Nooooo a black guy couldn't have been a well off painter in the 1800's!"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How many blacks were in 1890s England?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You have google.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              15,000. They lived mostly in major port cities - London, Liverpool and Bristol.
              England population was 27,231,229.
              So blacks make up 0.000550838157176 of the population.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Like other anons have said, there were a few thousands nonwhite individuals in UK, mostly in London, until 1948, when immigration was opened to black caribbeans. Until 1991 the UK was still 98% white by census data. There's no reason for the game to have that many "minorities" in fricking victorian England.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOOO WHY AREN'T WE FOLLOWING MY HISTORY IN THIS WORLD OF MAGIC
                You are beyond silly.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Black person, the whole idea behind the Harry Potter's world is that magic society works parallel to the muggle one, trying as hard as they can to not interfere with non-magic affairs. There's no indication in the books that muggle-UK history would be any different from the real one, even with all the magic happening behind the scenes. Also, Hogwarts is clearly depicted as the magic school that draws its student population from the british isles.
                So tell me again, why there's so many Black folk and even a troony, given that in that period they were almost non-existant?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You know why. You're not wrong, but you're still moronic for expecting coherency and consistency from a fricking Harry Potter game.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Oh man wanting better quality from a series that you like is truly an unforgivable crime shut up Black person.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I could buy some indians being there, maybe during colonisation they found some good wizards and sent them to england but I dont know what everyone else is doing

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I can buy the idea of magic and flying. But a non white man in my magic school!? HELP ME JK!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                would it take you out of the story if a wizard pulled up in a 2002 holden commodore while gangnam style played on the radio?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not really, since it's magic.

                [...]
                Because its inauthentic. Takes you out of the game. If it was set in Japan and there were allot of whites I finding it just as jarring.

                Magic is inauthentic.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Magic is inauthentic in a wizard game
                Anon, please.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Because I want to cry about something that has always been canon. And then cry about historical accuracy in a fricking game about MAGIC

                Because its inauthentic. Takes you out of the game. If it was set in Japan and there were allot of whites I finding it just as jarring.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOO HOW DID THE BLACK PEOPLE GET THERE?!
                They used the portkey that they use to literally teleport anywhere on Earth. Or one of the 5000 other spells in Harry Potter canon that would destroy any idea of people being kept out of England.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOO HOW DID THE BLACK PEOPLE GET THERE?!
                This but unironically. Why are there so many? Why isn't there some explanation for it?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                A) I thought they have their own magic schools
                B) Modern Day Hogwarts look very white. These are a very diversity but seen about right.
                C) Do they have their how culture in the game or are they "English"?

                Really C the only one that matter on reflection.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Except there weren't black people in 1890 anywhere with diluted generic globohomosexual culture - this is the real problem.
                You could have made a multiethnic 1890s Hogwarts with a diverse cast if you actually made it diverse in a meaningful way - with the cultures of the nonwhites being representative of all the different races and cultures that lived under the British Empire. But they should actually be meaningfully different rather than just generic Brit but painted over with brown paint.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            about 20,000

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            15,000. They lived mostly in major port cities - London, Liverpool and Bristol.
            England population was 27,231,229.
            So blacks make up 0.000550838157176 of the population.

            Why are we comparing about blacks when there’s a lot more Mexicans; Indians, Arabs and Asians in this game?

            Like why are we only mad about the blacks?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I haven't played it yet and I wanted to know how poze it is.
              > Mexicans; Indians, Arabs and Asians

              Indians, Arabs and Asians I could see one or two of them but Mexican? that's even less likely than black.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              so what you are saying is that you want us to be upset with Mexicans, Indians, Arabs and Asians? what's wrong with you?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You People are whining about “historical accuracy”. those races are just as Innacurate as blacks. Yet no one is complaining about them….

                Why?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The real reason is that blacks stick out like a sore thumb and scream checklists.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Oh okay. How about we remove the blacks but keep the other non-whites. Is the game still just as bad?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yep, it's inaccurate to the time period when england was majority white which is what the majority of the student base would be since Hogwarts primarily draws students from England, Scotland, Wales, and Ireland. Yeah sure they could have transfer students since travelling long distance is a non issue for wizards but they'd still be less than 5% of the student base. The diversity of the student base is clearly done just as a checklist so they don't upset the twitter brigade.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Atleast you’re honest. To me a lot of the whining about blacks seems disingenuous. They say that’s it’s cuz of “innacuracy” but I suspect it’s nothing more than Black person hate. Cuz I haven’t heard one word about the Mexicans or Asians

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                For me it’s Black person hate.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                There should be absolutely no shitskins in any game unless it’s a genocide simulator where then it is appropriate to have them only so you can gas them

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I complain about them.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Because I want to cry about something that has always been canon. And then cry about historical accuracy in a fricking game about MAGIC

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I thought where were magic schools all around the world?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Indians actually make sense considering they were under British rule at the time.

              The rest doesn't make any sense though, honestly all of this would be a lot more excusable if they set it in any decade or time period past the 1950's-60's.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying you play video games
      This is literally you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        she's right

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They're right! They're fricking right you know! It's over! It's fricking over!

          WHAT DID HE/SHE/THEY/IT MEAN BY THIS?!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            In an honest opinion, that kind of performative act described in the picture does nothing because people don't value it.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I value it. He's right. We need to use video games for agendas. They're childish

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He's a busybody huffing his own farts.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Of course, theyre british

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Larry finkertonbergheiser has won again!

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Larry Plunker

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Propa waspy pureblood

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Looks Indian

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But what if I don't identify as a wizard OR a witch? Huh? Wow this game is literally genocide.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Noooooooooooooo. You b***h! You b***h!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      now there's a blast from the past. frick.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >TWERKING SPELL
    Show webm

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wizard S. Leave

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sneed Chuckleberry

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    xxx1488troonykillerxxx69

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Shut the frick up.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Dumbledoore
    How old is this gay? Do Wizards have stupid "Live 500+ years" shit for no reason?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dumbledore is around 115 when he dies. I believe wizards typically live to be around 130 in HP, I assume it's because they can magic away illnesses and the like.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not playing it until I can pirate it.
    Not because I give a shit about anyone's politics, but because I am poor.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wizard: Hugh G Anues

    Witch: Allotta Bush

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I see you have the Austin Powers naming generator.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Gryffindor
    Literally me and I'll try to act like literally me
    >Slytherin
    Artemis Fowl and he'll be an edgy, deceitful snob with a wicked sense of humor and limitless intellect.
    >Ravenclaw
    Lucia Cornelia and she'll be based off my dream white-haired intelligent waifu
    >Hufflepuff
    Don't know yet but she'll be my based off what I want my hypothetical IRL wife to look and act like

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Frick you

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    chuddy

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what if i do not want to be a wussie spellcaster and want to be a Chad with a sword and a shield?

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    imagine not wanting to play as a cute witch
    for one, it allows access to the women's dorms

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ywnbaw

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >you must be a troony if you like staring at women rather than men for 30+ hours

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >can't sit
    This makes me way angrier than it should.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I remember tshirthell having a shirt that was literally just that page from the book.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Boris Johnson

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you name yourself after a failure?

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Classic?

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tristan Moriarty, House Ravenclaw

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I grew up when boys were boys and we didn't manly things as kids. Only homosexuals and women eead harry potter books or watched those gay movies. Me and my guy friends were too busy smashing mailboxes, setting fires, and watching grown up movies with boobs and violence. We would also constantly say racial slurs as well.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ok Boomer!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >first trans character in harry potter
    >name Shea Mael

    How do they keep getting away with it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's basically it tho
      sir+(russian word for she)
      lmao

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ferry Gobblewiener

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Charles Sneed

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Carlton Beanekes, no E.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish blacks could do voodoo magic within their skill tree or something like that, but that would be creative and fun which is not going to happen in this game

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to play a satanic game about magic full of Black folk hispanics chinks troonys and every other degenerate subhuman.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don Juan.
    Meme Magic.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Biggus Dickus.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You can't make a female MC? Literally all I've seen are male MC.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >You can't make a female MC?
      You can

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nate Higgers

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How's PC performance?

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Phineas Mulder

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Enoby Darkness Dementia Raven Way

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