what did you think of jedi fallen order?

what did you think of jedi fallen order?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lmao Revan would have destroyed Vader

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao no he wouldn't revan gets clapped by vader

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Vader good at anything
        >gets his hand chopped off by his poorly trained and deficient excuse of a son who larps as a Jedi

        Nah. Darth Vader is an overrated character who is only made ""powerful"" by Extended Universe content (i.e novels, comic-books and video-games).

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          b-but george said he's the strongest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Revan was a tactician and speaker. Vader was a duelist and an executioner.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        force lightning the asthmatic c**t

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        b***h please, Revan knew kung-fu. Would have high kicked Vader, leaving him choking.

        Combat-wise, I can't see Vader beating Revan either. Old Republic/Ancient Sith power levels are whack.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There is really no way of knowing who would win because they came from such a different time and vader spent most of his time stomping force users who were amateurs compared to the old republic but saying Revan wasn't a duelist is moronic as he dueled and killed one of the greatest warriors of his time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      true

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      would he though? why does everyone think revan is so powerful, i dont get it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because he was cool

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he was frickin cewl

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he's pretty cool

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cuz he's cooler than vader

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he's just cool, you don't get it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he just is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was the MC for one game so every time a work jerks him off, nerds identify with it and take it to heart.
        >Hmm, yes I do feel like my fantasy OC should be able to win against everyone

        In truth, Revan is a dogshit character in KOTOR1 and was only made halfway interesting in KOTOR2 as a mysterious wunderkind

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you know you like you revan anon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What did you like about Revan in KOTOR1? Not counting the sweet outfit, that's the free bingo space

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              cause he's cool

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why is he cool

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                cause he's revan

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                see

                He was the MC for one game so every time a work jerks him off, nerds identify with it and take it to heart.
                >Hmm, yes I do feel like my fantasy OC should be able to win against everyone

                In truth, Revan is a dogshit character in KOTOR1 and was only made halfway interesting in KOTOR2 as a mysterious wunderkind

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I like to see the reasons why Jedi switch sides then I find it interesting that the player can either make him good or evil even though Revan becoming good again is canon I think

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I like to see the reasons why Jedi switch sides
                That isn't actually in KOTOR1, the loss of faith in Jedi-ism is explored at length in KOTOR2 though.

                >the player can either make him good or evil
                The characterization of what "good and evil" is in KOTOR1 is extremely shallow and frankly idiotic: you either kick puppies for fun or follow the orders of the religious conservatives.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        better than forced unleashed

        because he's revan homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have infinite FP for my lightning

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars fricking sucks.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was ok, but it's yet another game where lightsabers are clubs that you bonk people with, and the ot era is boring and done to death.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoyed it. It's a sekiro clone. Play it on hardest difficulty setting or it plays like this guy described

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        playing on jedi master was the only way to extract fun from this game. I legitimately feel bad for low iq morons who deprived themselves of one of the best star wars games of the decade by playing on any other difficulty.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jokes on you I played it on easy because a Jedi is strong as frick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Cal is the most powerful force user in all of existence
          interesting way to role play but to each their own.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You might be on to something. I played on the Jedi Master difficulty and really enjoyed getting stronger and better at the combat as I went along. Now I wish I had done it on the Grand Master level.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it doesn't change your criticism but there are decent mods that negate the bonk feel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      unironically best done vader in a long long while

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Up until *that* part

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Which part?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              AIIIEEEEEEEEEE HELP ME SHEEV-SAMA

              THIS NIGRESS JUST PUT HER HANDS SHE'S NOW INVINCIBLE I CAN'T DO ANYTHING AAAAAAA

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >every star wars disney product continues to emasculate and pacify one of cultures most well known villains

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's decent. I'm just tired of the series adding know it all magical black people.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    8/10 I liked it

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My Origin tells me I finished it but I can't even remember playing it, so yeah.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The nigress is so fricking ugly. Might be one of the ugliest gorillas I have ever seen. She must be cheap to hire since she looks horrendous.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly, and her inclusion to this game automatically makes the game a 0/10, and completely ruins Star Wars. People need to stop pretending this shit is good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Disney is what ruined Star Wars.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not true. SW as a franchise has been on downward trend since George Lucas made the prequel trilogy, which was complete and utter non-nonsensical and non-canonical horseshit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The PT was the golden years of star wars video games

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              true but mainly because it was also the golden age of video games in general

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      can't be worse than the obi wan nigress

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Look in the mirror.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly, and her inclusion to this game automatically makes the game a 0/10, and completely ruins Star Wars. People need to stop pretending this shit is good.

      This is why I held back from playing the game originally as well and only got around to giving it a shot because I got it for free on Origin, but I have to admit the story and gameplay make up for her hideous face.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The force powers are not very much fun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is unfortunate reality of most light-side force powers in any SW video games.
      Dark side has all the fun stuff.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        false, Force Unleashed, Jedi Academy and Jedi Outcast have awesome powers all around.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        See

        false, Force Unleashed, Jedi Academy and Jedi Outcast have awesome powers all around.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only good SW games are KOTOR1/2 and Force Unleashed just to go OTT with the force.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's the best piece of star wars media since the disney enslavement, and it's a decent enough sekiro clone
    7/10, maybe 8 if you mod it so you don't have to look at the gingers face

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good assessment. Also agree with the last part I don't know what is up with recent gaming and why they feel the need to make characters so ugly.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you played all the other jedi games then this is all you got

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      whats the wolfenstein girl doing in star wars?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        unfortunately not enough, don't even understand the point of her character at all, I was hoping for Ventress and got this instead

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    haven't played it
    i just finished squadrons yesterday and was shit
    i'll play some other shit before playing fallen order

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    more vaderwank

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was fun.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shitty meaningless exploration. Lightsabre that doesn't feel like a lightsabre and more of a fricking baton. I'd take Jedi Outcast or Academy over this schlock.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    let's face it the 2 cool things about playing an action game with lightabers are:
    >melee combat
    >force powers
    How can a SW game suck so bad at these two things?

    How is it that it has been YEARS since jedi knight and the force unleashed, and not a single SW game has been able to update those mechanics to what is possible in modern hardware? Where is the "but can it run crysis?" version of SW jedi knight? Where are the environments that get slashed into pieces by lightsabers? where is the force push power that allows you to throw 54 stormtroopers through a wooded door with splinters flying everywhere?

    Fallen Order is just a tomb raider remake with a shiny club as a primary weapon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A star wars immersive Sim would be pretty cool

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >where is the force push power that allows you to throw 54 stormtroopers
      go play force unleashed homosexual, people like you are the reason star wars turned to shit

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it but I had to crank the diff down at a certain point bc the boss battles were too soulsy for me and I suck at those games. I think it really got the ambiance and setting/music right. It really felt like SW universe just like KotoR.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Uninstalled and refunded when it demanded I make an Origin account just to play it.
    Which is a shame since I actually liked the look of it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Psst anon the game comes with a second executable that completely flies under the radar of any client and can be played DRM-free. No, they won't tell you about this. But it's there.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        See [...]

        ok i'll play ball, if it doesnt work in pissing on your grave

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It will, at least on Steam. Find the install folder and launch the smaller of the two exes.
          Be aware though that when I say it flies under their radar, I mean it. Your playtime, achievements and shit won't be tracked at all. In case you care about such things.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nah dont care about that shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Your playtime, achievements and shit won't be tracked at all. In case you care about such things
            if you beat the game in less than 2 weeks would refunding still work?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I have no idea. But simply copying everything over to a different folder would probably also work, so I don't see why not. Haven't tried it though.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            alright homosexual
            you were telling the truth

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does literally every character in this game look like a fricking mongo?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i really dig the revan mod but cal's height and demeanor just take me out of it, god i'd kill for kotor's combat to be like fallen order and keep everything the same

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >i'd kill for kotor's combat to be like fallen order
      why? its the most boring combat of any star wars game ever

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i like fromsoft shit and as far as clones go it's probably the best one, also koto's combat was bad even for it's time

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Currently playing it for the first time and I'm really liking it. I'll be looking forward to the sequel provided they don't do something astonishingly dumb.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was okay. It has two major flaws, tho.

    1. It feels rushed. The final 1/4 of tje game features weak puzzles and hallway dungeons
    2.Nonsense story. The story ends in that you'd have achieved the same by not doing anything. Also, I don't like that vader jobs. Would have preferred a noble sacrifice instead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >vader jobs
      how?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        People don't like that the black woman tapped into her connection with the dark side to force Vader to kneel for about five seconds.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you mean they are mad that vader kneeled and was mildly amused at a jedi master using the dark side before effortlessly overpowering her best attempt?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yup. That's jobbing to some folks. Despite Vader being accurately portrayed as an unstoppable monster, which he was the entire game, that split second of him kneeling was apparently too much.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They really hate black people anon

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm interested in it, but how does it differ from Jedi Academy? Does it get lightsabers right? Can I decapitate stormtroopers?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only with the dismember mod, a well done mod but its a mod, requires a drag and drop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can't cut humans. Must be some weird ass Disney mandate because you can dismember and cut in half creatures and droids.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Disney doesn't let lightsabers cut anymore because it's not family friendly and Asian cultures don't like decapitation.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to try it but origin is cancer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      See

      Psst anon the game comes with a second executable that completely flies under the radar of any client and can be played DRM-free. No, they won't tell you about this. But it's there.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Merrin is cute

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fun game, will probably get the sequel on day one.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's fairly decent but all this shit for me is like "What's the point"
    We know they'll never succeed in doing anything or rebuilding the order because it's all slave to the timeline.
    God why don't they just set things past the sequel trilogy and just ignore all this shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because the sequel trilogy gave nothing anyone can work with, the universe is dead

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a giant billion year old galaxy where the technology largely remains the same over a thousand years or so. Go forward a couple centuries, it's not like it matters. Just don't be tied to any of the OT and ST and PT shit. I'm tired of it all, I know how it all ends.

        Even this High Republic shit is so lukewarm. 200 years because they were too afraid to go TOO far away from the norm. Nobody gave a shit about KOTOR being super far in the past, nobody will give a shit about new stuff being super far in the future.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >nobody will give a shit about new stuff being super far in the future.
          disney wont allow it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Disney's biggest success in the recent times was telling a story that was largely unconnected to any of the shit going on.

            People care more about Pedro Pascal and his old baby man son than anything else period.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The problem is that Disney took 40 years of material and just threw it in the trash because it doesn't fit their family friendly and inclusive vision of Star Wars. They bought it to murder it and prostitute out the corpse, which is what they've been doing. They will never make anything interesting. Any time there's the opportunity to do so they'll just frick it like with the new Kenobi show. Nobody working on anything Star Wars actually gives a frick about Star Wars which is why anything new will be dogshit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that's why i was surprised i enjoyed fallen order as much as i did

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why was spartacus in the game?
    what did he even do?
    >plz join me cal, because..... uh
    >JOIN ME

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best Soulslike until Elden Ring.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play video games.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    any mods out there to swap out the negress to something more attractive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Look for Cere stuff on nexus

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there's just one and it puts a helmet on her
        good enough

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >revan
    >purple lightsaber
    Black person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ????

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've never play a more mediocre, bland, and disinteresting game as this. Star Wars I general sense just puts a bad taste in my mouth. It was cool back in the day, but not no more.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    unironically better souls game than elden ring

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >oh hey this is pretty cool, a story star wars game
    >that was a really cool intro
    >"in order to save the game you have to use campfires"
    >"if you die you lose any progress"
    >mfw
    uninstalled and thanking god that im on a PC

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"in order to save the game you have to use campfires"
      I thought it was just the combat — is the game THAT much of a Dark Souls ripoff?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It is Dark Souls but jankier

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        dark souls is constantly saving progress regardless of using the fires, so it's actually worse

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        from the very little i played if you died you had to go back to the enemy that killed you, hit them, and you regain all your xp
        but you'd have to go back through your skills and reupgrade any that you loss, it just shouted game padding to me

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >but you'd have to go back through your skills and reupgrade any that you loss
          You never lose upgrades nor anything that you have already unlocked, not even unspent skill points. Worst case scenario is that you lose nearly one skill point's worth of experience right before you fill the bar.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, checkpoint systems are nothing new in action/adventure games. For example Soul Reaver had it too. But yeah, it's basically like that. You respawn at your last checkpoint, and if you die your 'exp' gets stolen by the enemy that killed you. If you damage it you get it back, if you die to something else it's gone forever. On the other hand if you die to platforming you just have to return to the section where you died.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I surprisingly enjoyed it. I thought it would suck like most of all the other shit disney has created that has star wars attached to it, but I actually recommend it.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >download game
    >switch out the homosexual ginger for CHAD starkiller
    >unlimited stamina
    yep its kino time

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think I'm just starved for good new star wars shit, The Boba fett show sucked, The Mando show was ok, The obi wan show sucked ass besides like 2 minutes out of all the episodes, and the movies sucked.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick is there still no Darth Maul game?

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Awful game.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fun but forgettable

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Could have been cool, but instead you play a character nobody's heard of supported by a cast of nobodies. Why not just make it an rpg with character creation? Or use any number of fan favorite characters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why not just make it an rpg
      Why the frick should it be an rpg?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you play a character nobody's heard of supported by a cast of nobodies
      this is the best part of the game, im glad we only saw vader once and the game focuses on it's own characters

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didnt enjoy combat

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was really fricking bad

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine a next gen Jedi Academy sequel using unreal engine 5. Instead we got this dogshit souls combat and lightsabers made of pool noodles, frick (YOU).

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was fun and I liked it. The end kind of put me off but I ended up liking it a lot more on a replay
    >Trust ONLY in the force
    Plus the power progression feels really good

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bought it in the sale, hope it's good

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jedi master or grand master for first playtrough
    I heard story and jedi knight are just baseball bats

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm playing Grand Master and I can't imagine lowering the difficulty, though it does turn some enemies into bullet sponges. But you can adjust difficulty on the fly anyway so just experiment with it.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pozzed garbage just like the rest of nuWars.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just turned the game into a 10/10

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