Gott it's like anons on r/tg don't know anything about German history. I cann see you preposterous dummkopfs can't even begin to address a riddle as clever as I have devised.
The peasants haul carts of food up the mountain every day. They have several random encounters during the trip and most die. Those that survive for long enough get promoted out of peasantry and into the local lord's veteran men-at-arms and leave the other peasants behind to the mountain monsters.
Okay. I image searched it and now I know that the image is of Hohenzollern Castle/Burg Hohenzollern and it is the ancestral seat of the imperial House of Hohenzollern. The third of three hilltop castles built on the site, it is located atop Mount Hohenzollern, above and south of Hechingen, on the edge of the Swabian Jura of central Baden-Württemberg, Germany.
Knowing that snippet of German history (and more besides elsewhere in the article) to make you wrong doesn't really change anything, though.
Okay. I image searched it and now I know that the image is of Hohenzollern Castle/Burg Hohenzollern and it is the ancestral seat of the imperial House of Hohenzollern. The third of three hilltop castles built on the site, it is located atop Mount Hohenzollern, above and south of Hechingen, on the edge of the Swabian Jura of central Baden-Württemberg, Germany.
Knowing that snippet of German history (and more besides elsewhere in the article) to make you wrong doesn't really change anything, though.
God that image speaks to me on a personal level. The moment when you've dropped some shit, all your plans just got ruined, and you're not even upset you're just standing (or sitting) there staring at it wondering if you should even bother to clean the fricking thing up what's the point of anything anymore
I tripped over in the car park of the local shops and broke a bunch of drinks exactly like this a couple years ago and spent a good long while sat there on the curb
Went there last birthday when I was sick just because not doing anything would be even worse and I didn't want to ruin the day for my gf since we had already planned it. Man that mountain fricking killed me.
There's a town right there. How is this a question? Did you just want to talk about german castles? Did you know that this one was used in the 2017 Worst Witch remake?
Architectural parasites such as this fine mature specimen develop deep tendrils, absorbing underground minerals. The method depends upon the variety and the local geological layout.
The Swabian-Victorian hybrid breed, befitting its limestone diet, stores rainwater to dissolve richy seams in a fashion that doesn't affect its stability. The resulting cave network extends five hundred meters deep and twelve hundred meters wide, but the tendrils and water tubercules cover a larger unexplored volume, suspected to be three times larger due to the estimated weight of the parasite.
The current molt is considered to have been stimulated by Frederick William III, though amateur speleological pruning delayed the development until the Frederick William IV performed the newly-developed metal rites, using iron and steel to congeal the oversurface growth.
This guy barely posts his OC here anymore because you homosexuals started flaming him for it. He brough his work to /tg/ before anyone else. Can you blame him for putting it on reddit too when he needed dosh to kickstart it? Like when's the last time someone here actually created a real game?
Food.
No, Schnitzel.
Gott it's like anons on r/tg don't know anything about German history. I cann see you preposterous dummkopfs can't even begin to address a riddle as clever as I have devised.
We hebben een serieus probleem
You dutch piece of shit
You mean Low German
Dutch is just Extra-Low German.
The peasants haul carts of food up the mountain every day. They have several random encounters during the trip and most die. Those that survive for long enough get promoted out of peasantry and into the local lord's veteran men-at-arms and leave the other peasants behind to the mountain monsters.
Tell me you know nothing about German History without telling me you know nothing about German history.
Okay. I image searched it and now I know that the image is of Hohenzollern Castle/Burg Hohenzollern and it is the ancestral seat of the imperial House of Hohenzollern. The third of three hilltop castles built on the site, it is located atop Mount Hohenzollern, above and south of Hechingen, on the edge of the Swabian Jura of central Baden-Württemberg, Germany.
Knowing that snippet of German history (and more besides elsewhere in the article) to make you wrong doesn't really change anything, though.
Anything specific you wanted to teach?
Does that mean they eat Black Forest ham?
We have a word for that in German, it's Schwarzwälderschinken.
It means they eat scheiße
God that image speaks to me on a personal level. The moment when you've dropped some shit, all your plans just got ruined, and you're not even upset you're just standing (or sitting) there staring at it wondering if you should even bother to clean the fricking thing up what's the point of anything anymore
I tripped over in the car park of the local shops and broke a bunch of drinks exactly like this a couple years ago and spent a good long while sat there on the curb
Misread it as "mountain oysters" and my mind filled with vivid images.
Pussy an ass
You know that places like this exist IRL in Europe you stupid spammer?
That castle is real, you can literally visit it
Who?
What game?
The game of real life
Went there last birthday when I was sick just because not doing anything would be even worse and I didn't want to ruin the day for my gf since we had already planned it. Man that mountain fricking killed me.
It looks more evil in real life.
There's a town right there. How is this a question? Did you just want to talk about german castles? Did you know that this one was used in the 2017 Worst Witch remake?
Lots of yams, rice, and potatoes
Second-most important worldbuilding question, right next to "Where do they shit?"
Gaia's flesh.
Architectural parasites such as this fine mature specimen develop deep tendrils, absorbing underground minerals. The method depends upon the variety and the local geological layout.
The Swabian-Victorian hybrid breed, befitting its limestone diet, stores rainwater to dissolve richy seams in a fashion that doesn't affect its stability. The resulting cave network extends five hundred meters deep and twelve hundred meters wide, but the tendrils and water tubercules cover a larger unexplored volume, suspected to be three times larger due to the estimated weight of the parasite.
The current molt is considered to have been stimulated by Frederick William III, though amateur speleological pruning delayed the development until the Frederick William IV performed the newly-developed metal rites, using iron and steel to congeal the oversurface growth.
Frick the mystery flesh pit.
Now I want mystery flesh castles.
This guy barely posts his OC here anymore because you homosexuals started flaming him for it. He brough his work to /tg/ before anyone else. Can you blame him for putting it on reddit too when he needed dosh to kickstart it? Like when's the last time someone here actually created a real game?
piss off you crybaby b***h
oWoD had one.
didn't it also stand up and walk at one point because a demon got mad at the vampire who made it?
Mhm. Also in one of the possible Gehennas it ended up eating New York City.
I'm moving to Germany. Get ready for me you Germs.
casualry