What do they eat?

What do they eat?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Food.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, Schnitzel.

      Gott it's like anons on r/tg don't know anything about German history. I cann see you preposterous dummkopfs can't even begin to address a riddle as clever as I have devised.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We hebben een serieus probleem

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You dutch piece of shit

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You mean Low German

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dutch is just Extra-Low German.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The peasants haul carts of food up the mountain every day. They have several random encounters during the trip and most die. Those that survive for long enough get promoted out of peasantry and into the local lord's veteran men-at-arms and leave the other peasants behind to the mountain monsters.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me you know nothing about German History without telling me you know nothing about German history.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Okay. I image searched it and now I know that the image is of Hohenzollern Castle/Burg Hohenzollern and it is the ancestral seat of the imperial House of Hohenzollern. The third of three hilltop castles built on the site, it is located atop Mount Hohenzollern, above and south of Hechingen, on the edge of the Swabian Jura of central Baden-Württemberg, Germany.

        Knowing that snippet of German history (and more besides elsewhere in the article) to make you wrong doesn't really change anything, though.

        Anything specific you wanted to teach?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Okay. I image searched it and now I know that the image is of Hohenzollern Castle/Burg Hohenzollern and it is the ancestral seat of the imperial House of Hohenzollern. The third of three hilltop castles built on the site, it is located atop Mount Hohenzollern, above and south of Hechingen, on the edge of the Swabian Jura of central Baden-Württemberg, Germany.

        Knowing that snippet of German history (and more besides elsewhere in the article) to make you wrong doesn't really change anything, though.

        Anything specific you wanted to teach?

        https://i.imgur.com/dVgOicP.jpg

        What do they eat?

        Does that mean they eat Black Forest ham?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          We have a word for that in German, it's Schwarzwälderschinken.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It means they eat scheiße

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            God that image speaks to me on a personal level. The moment when you've dropped some shit, all your plans just got ruined, and you're not even upset you're just standing (or sitting) there staring at it wondering if you should even bother to clean the fricking thing up what's the point of anything anymore

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I tripped over in the car park of the local shops and broke a bunch of drinks exactly like this a couple years ago and spent a good long while sat there on the curb

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Misread it as "mountain oysters" and my mind filled with vivid images.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pussy an ass

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You know that places like this exist IRL in Europe you stupid spammer?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That castle is real, you can literally visit it

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who?
    What game?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The game of real life

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Went there last birthday when I was sick just because not doing anything would be even worse and I didn't want to ruin the day for my gf since we had already planned it. Man that mountain fricking killed me.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It looks more evil in real life.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's a town right there. How is this a question? Did you just want to talk about german castles? Did you know that this one was used in the 2017 Worst Witch remake?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of yams, rice, and potatoes

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Second-most important worldbuilding question, right next to "Where do they shit?"

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gaia's flesh.

    Architectural parasites such as this fine mature specimen develop deep tendrils, absorbing underground minerals. The method depends upon the variety and the local geological layout.

    The Swabian-Victorian hybrid breed, befitting its limestone diet, stores rainwater to dissolve richy seams in a fashion that doesn't affect its stability. The resulting cave network extends five hundred meters deep and twelve hundred meters wide, but the tendrils and water tubercules cover a larger unexplored volume, suspected to be three times larger due to the estimated weight of the parasite.

    The current molt is considered to have been stimulated by Frederick William III, though amateur speleological pruning delayed the development until the Frederick William IV performed the newly-developed metal rites, using iron and steel to congeal the oversurface growth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick the mystery flesh pit.
      Now I want mystery flesh castles.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This guy barely posts his OC here anymore because you homosexuals started flaming him for it. He brough his work to /tg/ before anyone else. Can you blame him for putting it on reddit too when he needed dosh to kickstart it? Like when's the last time someone here actually created a real game?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          piss off you crybaby b***h

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oWoD had one.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          didn't it also stand up and walk at one point because a demon got mad at the vampire who made it?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mhm. Also in one of the possible Gehennas it ended up eating New York City.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm moving to Germany. Get ready for me you Germs.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    casualry

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